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    Posted: 10 Sep 2015 at 1:51am
"Medical Direct Club Catheters, they hurt less!"
I also love that he calls it Cath. He clearly knows the lingo.


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Oh what the ---- Unhappy

So glad this cowboy actor gave his life story, 25 years as a cowboy, broke 14 bones, 2 concussions, punctured lung, a 3 ton bull gored me in the groin..."I know pain"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2015 at 9:35pm
LOL That was my first thought. Maybe after 2 or 3 broken bones he should have said enough with the cowboy life and conceited that he sucked at it. Maybe, I dunno, quit? This idjit deserves a glass dust covered catheter, because obviously he's a glutton for punishment.  
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You think he's a real cowboy, or a paid actor?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Sep 2015 at 5:01am
Originally posted by commercialssuck commercialssuck wrote:

You think he's a real cowboy, or a paid actor?



Actor.

A "real" cowboy would wear a Banjo Peterson hat.
Maybe a Stetson.


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Of course he's a cowboy.
He said so.
He wouldn't lie on a commercial. . . would he ?
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What's with the books? Do cowboys read?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ALE515 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Sep 2015 at 11:27pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

What's with the books? Do cowboys read?


You wouldn't know. Obviously you're not a real cowboy!
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That really is a pathetic book collection.


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He could just say "I have to put my own catheters in, I KNOW PAIN."

I don't believe that these things are not painful, I have had catheters before. Oh god, I can feel my manhood shriveling..
Bad commercials feed my rage.
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On the plus side, "Cowboy Cath" had the decency to skip the part about re-using dirty catheters, or the fact that they come in various lengths and diameters to "fit" your manhood. No doubt Cowboy Cath has to buy the 3-inch versions, seeing as how he's been kicked in the nuts so many times.

I don't use or need these things (mostly because I have the good sense not to get kicked in the nuts by a bull), but I do realize some people need 'em.

So, here's what pisses me off about this commercial (sorry about the pun, there):

Listen as Cowboy Cath explains:
"Here's how it works. You call and get your free sample." blah, blah, etc..

And then, in the mouseprint (and on the web), the free sample comes with your 90-day supply.

Huh?!! WTF?
How is that a SAMPLE, if you have to PLACE A 90-DAY ORDER FIRST?

The other reason I hate this commercial is Cowboy Cath's voice is obviously way over-processed.
It's not quite to the level of that outerspace transmission from the Jodie Foster movie, Contact, but it's close.
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