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    Posted: 18 Apr 2017 at 7:41am
This commercial drives me batty! The little girl on it has to be 7-8 years old at least and cannot even speak correctly. "Shimmewing Merwmaid" Come on Cottonelle, either pay the kid for some speech therapy or use someone who has learned to speak. 

I have no problem with someone having a disability but that is not what it is. Ugh!Dead

I could not find a Youtube copy so added a link. Yes, I am new and No I am not video posting savvy yet but Ill learn :-)

https://ispot.tv/a/wkk8
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Asking a 7-year-old how they wipe their bum is absolutely not OK. Cottonelle should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sick of them asking people in different places about their wiping habits - it's none of their business and I would walk away if someone (like that British twit) asked ME how I wiped my shimmering schincter.
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Asking a 7-year-old how they wipe their bum is absolutely not OK. Cottonelle should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sick of them asking people in different places about their wiping habits - it's none of their business and I would walk away if someone (like that British twit) asked ME how I wiped my shimmering schincter.
I thought the same thing.  I'm hoping that they just told them to recite a line and didn't really ask them the question and discuss it all with them.  What parent would put their child on TV doing this anyway?
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I saw this commercial and...Oh God!

It seems kids love talking about sh*t! Hey...why don't we get Michael Jackson talking to kids about this!

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I'm still sick and tired of seeing this. This is just as bad as the British twit (who's still doing the voiceover on these) crashing a wedding and a date to talk about wiping bums. Enough! Angry
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Feb 2018 at 5:57pm
Talk about "shocking" and offensive...I'll bet Potsch is peering around the corner.  Stranger Danger!!
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Asking a 7-year-old how they wipe their bum is absolutely not OK. Cottonelle should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sick of them asking people in different places about their wiping habits - it's none of their business and I would walk away if someone (like that British twit) asked ME how I wiped my shimmering schincter.
 
If they had asked ME, I would have replied:
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 2018 at 4:19am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Asking a 7-year-old how they wipe their bum is absolutely not OK. Cottonelle should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sick of them asking people in different places about their wiping habits - it's none of their business and I would walk away if someone (like that British twit) asked ME how I wiped my shimmering schincter.
 
If they had asked ME, I would have replied:
 
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hey don't you guys know--according to adtards, this is SUPPOSEDLY ADOWABOO
Originally posted by Dreamer Dreamer wrote:

This commercial drives me batty! The little girl on it has to be 7-8 years old at least and cannot even speak correctly. "Shimmewing Merwmaid"
https://ispot.tv/a/wkk8
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Asking a 7-year-old how they wipe their bum is absolutely not OK. Cottonelle should be ashamed of themselves. I'm sick of them asking people in different places about their wiping habits - it's none of their business and I would walk away if someone (like that British twit) asked ME how I wiped my shimmering schincter.
I thought the same thing.  I'm hoping that they just told them to recite a line and didn't really ask them the question and discuss it all with them.  What parent would put their child on TV doing this anyway?
 
You'd be surprised how many parents would let their child be put in this type of disgusting commercial for a big check.  
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