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    Posted: 23 Jun 2016 at 9:40pm
Can someone call security on this British twit?! She's back on this side of the pond asking people about wiping their a$$es. Some people in this ad say it's "breezy" and "sassy"...WTF?
Please Cottonelle, you are pushing it for daytime TV.

Can't find it on YT, so...
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ATwT/cottonelle-clean-care-happy-bum-featuring-cherry-healey
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I went to Youtube and typed in "Cottonelle Clean Care commercial".  Wink
 
 
 
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I will not condemn her because she may actually change someone's life for the better and save the rest of us. Try standing in a VERY slow moving line on a sweltering summer day behind the person who was not familiar with 'toilet paper', or even worse...basic personal hygiene. And they want to talk to you about their family.
"Your impression of a chipmunk is SO cute!", you are told, right before you correct them by puking. At least you'll get a better spot in line if you advise them (rather loudly) that you aren't supposed to be contagious after tomorrow...
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Quote Can someone call security on this British twit?! She's back on this side of the pond asking people about wiping their a$$es. Some people in this ad say it's "breezy" and "sassy"...WTF?
 
Don't deny it, you're hot for her, aren't you?  LOL
 
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Let's talk about ASS!
 
"enjoy the go"
 
What about conductor Randy, who sees everything and forgets nothing?
 
WTF? Is with the TP companies? Gross us all out and spray some air freshener to make it all cute and clean? Screw you in the stink hole!
 
 
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Can someone call security on this British twit?! She's back on this side of the pond asking people about wiping their a$$es. Some people in this ad say it's "breezy" and "sassy"...WTF?
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The word they're looking for is "sh!tty", but they won't let you say that on TV.
 
There's a joke out there about a lion and a cute bunny rabbit...
I forget the details, but the lion spare's the bunny's life electing instead to use cottontail to wipe his ass. 
 
Maybe Cottonelle could develop a spokesman around that concept?
You know, a cute fuzzy bunny with treadmarks.
 
Truth in advertising, baby!  LOLLOL
 
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New British Invasion. It makes sh*tty commercials (no pun intended) seem classy. 
A clean a**hole, coming from a classy accent, it sounds good or an older worn out 40something year old sprawled out on a bed babbling about Viagra...it gives it class also.

Could explain this insane oddity I saw today. Woman from Texas, born and raised in the USA woke up from surgery, now has a heavy UK accent. WTF?

Well played...an agent has now hired her and she'll be the new face for Phillips Colon Health. Gives 'enjoying the go' a little more class.
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^  I don't know if it's supposed to make it seem classier as much as it's supposed to make it seem funny.  To have this prim, conservative-looking British lady talking about taking a dump is sort of incongruous with what we'd expect from someone like her.
 
That said, I think the British gal in the PooPourri commercials does it much better.  Those commercials are actually funny.
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Can someone call security on this British twit?! She's back on this side of the pond asking people about wiping their a$$es. Some people in this ad say it's "breezy" and "sassy"...WTF?
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The word they're looking for is "sh!tty", but they won't let you say that on TV.
 
There's a joke out there about a lion and a cute bunny rabbit...
I forget the details, but the lion spare's the bunny's life electing instead to use cottontail to wipe his ass. 
 
Maybe Cottonelle could develop a spokesman around that concept?
You know, a cute fuzzy bunny with treadmarks.
 
Truth in advertising, baby!  LOLLOL
 
The joke I remember goes something like this. A bear and a rabbit were taking a s**t in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit: "Do you have a problem with s**t sticking to your fur"? The rabbit replies "yes I do". So. The bear wipes his azz with the rabbit.
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LOL Here's what happens when you 'go commando' but forget your cottenelle.
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^LOLLOLLOL
 
Good God! An oldie but a goodie!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

 
What about Conductor Randy, who sees everything and forgets nothing?
 
  
 
LOLClapOne of my favorite commercials.
I really loved this series - but this one takes the urinal cake, all because of poor Constable BobLOL.
 
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Can someone call security on this British twit?! She's back on this side of the pond asking people about wiping their a$$es. Some people in this ad say it's "breezy" and "sassy"...WTF?

If she's such a fan of "clean" why don't we get her a job with Panera?
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I'm still seeing this piece of crap at least 3-4 times a day. Why do I want to talk about my a$$ to a British lady? It's none of your business how I wipe after taking a dump.
And of course, this is the same ahole women who crashed a dinner date and a wedding to talk about wiping a$$es. How is she enjoying this? Does she dream about discussing bum wiping with celebrities and athletes? AngryDeadConfused
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

I'm still seeing this piece of crap at least 3-4 times a day. Why do I want to talk about my a$$ to a British lady?... 
"Why?", you ask?
Because you could be in GB - in a fine dining establishment, doncha know - and she could be your waitress. Just another day ordering another meal, in England (I recall having some pretty nasty meals in the UK).
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^ Poop fetish?
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^especially risky for those that don't check their charming 5-layer ravioli closely before sticking a fork in it...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2016 at 5:37am
this reminds me of something I was gonna post in repeat offenders--the insensitivity to
taste and proper topics of todays med ads-- the WORST is hearing about bloody stools and diarrhea as side effects --right in the news hour--which is JUST when we eat DINNER--wtf?
and brit bum enthusiast and her 'gets it  ALL clean' is right up there--they DID tone it down a notch butt...BUT still unsavory. Is this not NOTED by todays ad tards? Between erections and IBS its awful
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They should have her talking about "fanny wiping"


Those unaware will just think they're cleaning it up. Those in the know might actually got some actual enjoyment out of these stupid ads.
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