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Confusedo.k.o.k.o.k. already! I'm getting a little tired of people just popping up with their very own little interracial child that isn't theirs. Where'd she come from, fer chrissakes?! Where'd they get her?!!! Flea market? I hope she is the neighbor's kid, or something, not another case of "My son, who died of AIDS made a mistake and married a crackho who was killed in prison and this is their lil'Leandra, who is HIV-positive, but we're caring for her, even if it kills us...and - oh yea - meet our dog. Her name is 'Bitch'", doncha know.
 
She's SO cute! Is it me or does anyone else see somewhat of a similarity between the kid and the dog?
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"Our generation has gotten used to a whole new world" seems to be a reference to their interracial granddaughter (or sex slave or organ donor or whatever she's supposed to be).
 
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confusedo.k.o.k.o.k. already! I'm getting a little tired of people just popping up with their very own little interracial child that isn't theirs. Where'd she come from, fer chrissakes?! Where'd they get her?!!! Flea market? I hope she is the neighbor's kid, or something, not another case of "My son made a mistake and married a crackho...", doncha know.

Is it me or does anyone else see somewhat of a similarity between the kid and the dog?


Or maybe their daughter came down with a case of jungle fever.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

"Our generation has gotten used to a whole new world" seems to be a reference to their interracial granddaughter (or sex slave or whatever she is).


Subliminal messaging everywhere you look!!!

AAMOF, I planted a subliminal message in this reply.

You're going to be gay for large black men by tomorrow.

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Grammy & Grampy didn't have daughter, but I corrected what you pointed out.

 
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...and your subliminal message to Thor implies he's a '2-stroker', okeydoker?
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How do you know they didn't have a daughter?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

"Our generation has gotten used to a whole new world" seems to be a reference to their interracial granddaughter (or sex slave or whatever she is).


Subliminal messaging everywhere you look!!!

AAMOF, I planted a subliminal message in this reply.

You're going to be gay for large black men by tomorrow.

 
You're supposed to type that in white. like this:  You're going to be gay for large black men by tomorrow.
 
That makes it subliminal.  Or maybe just invisible.
 
 
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That would've been TOO subliminal!!!!
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Either way, I'm suddenly popping a rod thinking about Barry White.  But that may be because he's dead, not because he's large and black.
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

How do you know they didn't have a daughter?
WinkI've seen white people like that.
Kid doesn't look anything like them.
I bed they're involved in child slave labor trafficking...
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

How do you know they didn't have a daughter?


WinkI've seen white people like that.
Kid doesn't look anything like them.
I bed they're involved in child slave labor trafficking...


I figured the tyke was a grandkid.

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Maybe when they went to the pound and adopted the dog, the girl came as a freebie.
 
 
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Think they both had to be spayed, first?
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Maybe when they went to the pound and adopted the dog, the girl came as a freebie.


I hear that's becoming a popular thing.

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Think they both had to be spayed, first?


Sprayed?

For what, fleas?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Think they both had to be spayed, first?
 
Spayed and sprayed.
 
 
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Spay it, don't spray it.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Maybe when they went to the pound and adopted the dog, the girl came as a freebie.


I hear that's becoming a popular thing.

 
Well, it's much easier to adopt out a Golden Retriever than a black child.
 
 
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Golden Retrievers rarely grow up and join Golden Retriever street gangs.

And they don't force you to listen to rap music.

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Well, they kinda like Snoop Dogg and Pitbull.
 
 
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And "Who Let The Dogs Out??"

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And at Christmas, the Singing Dogs.
 
 
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This is no good!  I want Connie and Jack back!
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^^^DisapproveJack Black is too young to do Consumer Cell commercials - and who is Connie?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Golden Retrievers rarely grow up and join Golden Retriever street gangs.

And they don't force you to listen to rap music.

WinkIndeed!
No 'Gold Lives Matter', they're easier to train, may leave you looking for the other shoe, rather than the other glove, and don't fall out of love and end up on a street corner near PetSmart.
 
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