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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

If you send it via carrier pigeon, it would be a stool pigeon



Nyerk nyerk!!!
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C'mon, man!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 4:09pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

That's fire 🔥


I hope you've been remembering to say that to your young, hip, Gen Z co-workers every chance you get.


Of course. And now they started inviting me to their fentanyl parties and their raves. Thank you for helping to make me part of the cool, popular crowd.


That's fire 🔥


Yeah. Here's a video I took the other day of all my new friends at the big rave in town.




It was really 🔥


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 9:30pm
Buncha flamers is probably more like it.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 11:49pm

Tweakers would be my guess.

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I would imagine every mind altering narcotic known to man and possibly a few others were in use there.
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I think the main drug that fueled the rave scene was Ecstacy.

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Yes, that's true.

But if you want to appear hip and cool, you should call it "X".

Next time you're invited to one of those events by your young, hip work friends, you'd do well to remember that as you mingle through the crowd asking the hot young chicks if they've got any.

Lest you betray the fact that you're not as young and hip as they think you are because of the way you interject the word "fire" into your conversations.

Just check with me if you have any questions about being cool.

I'll point you in the right direction.

Right-on, man.
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I'll ask the kids "Does anyone know where I can find Molly?", and I'll do it with a big wink so they'll know I don't mean Molly Ringwold.

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That's 🔥.
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I did it and it made me throw up. 

Now they are blitzing me with "It's time to do it again" through snail mail and email and texts.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yes, that's true.

But if you want to appear hip and cool, you should call it "X".

Next time you're invited to one of those events by your young, hip work friends, you'd do well to remember that as you mingle through the crowd asking the hot young chicks if they've got any.

Lest you betray the fact that you're not as young and hip as they think you are because of the way you interject the word "fire" into your conversations.

Just check with me if you have any questions about being cool.

I'll point you in the right direction.

Right-on, man.


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I wish they'd be legal in Ohio.
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Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

These actors/singers obviously don't have the talent that Ol' Blue Eyes himself had. Not that good.

I'm learning how to get to the remote earlier so that I don't have to hear that guy sorta sing that awful line about "spring chicken." Ugh. 
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