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    Posted: 16 Dec 2015 at 9:04pm
AngryCryI don't like strongly suggestive/hypnotic commercials that show when one is fading into the initial phase & haze of semi-sleep...you know the ones I'm talking about - the ones that send you out to the kitchen for a roll of paper towels and soapy water, or maybe even pushing your easy chair out to the curb... 
EmbarrassedLast night, while shopping at a Kroger Super Store, I experienced that lower-intestine rumble that lets you know you are about to feel free and go with the flow. Problem? In this giant rectangle of a store was a rectum, locked-and-loaded (but the lock was starting to give a hint that it was about to give way to the load) and *I* was exactly catty-corner from the nearest restrooms - and they were UNISEX restrooms (women always hoard them just so they can watch waiting men do the squeeze dance). Yea - the general public all looked at me as if I was on the big screen..."GO Speed Racer, GO Speed Racer, GO!!!"
I prolly could have made a clearer statement should I have been wearing Degree deodorant , a Colace T-Shirt and Adult Depends...but I didn't and it didn't matter 'cause I made it in time. Obviously, I don't need it, 'cause even after a 3-flusher, I was still F.O.S.
Maybe YOU could use Colace? 
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^LOL
 
Any commercial that says the words 'stool softener' scares me.
 
I had a poop emergency not to long ago, I'm usually very regular.
I was at home! Just barely made it to the bathroom, thankfully my fruit of the looms contained the spill. They gave their life for my hershey squirts. No way I would put those in the washing machine.
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^Hint: When that happens, don't leave them on the floor if dogs are around.Unhappy
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I mistakenly thought I was constipated a few weeks ago, so I used laxatives and a stool softener.  I won't be doing that again anytime soon.
 
 
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The question remains: Is your stool softer now? Was it bar stool or foot stool from the Ottoman Empire?
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^  The only stool I ever step on would be cats' or dogs' (except when I lived in San Francisco and might walk between the wrong parked cars).
 
 
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NEVER mix laxatives ad sleeping pills!!!
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think about sex!!
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

NEVER mix laxatives ad sleeping pills!!!
ShockedOne could drown!
Or wake up full.
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Oh, great.  Now this discussion is going to lead us to talking about copremesis.
 
 
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^^^The official WORD OF THE DAY!
(I need a bucket)
Should we have a seat on a soft stool and discuss this? We could just let our thoughts & feelings flow...
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I think you guys need one of these...



...well not "one" as in one to pass around and share between you as needed. That would be gross.

I meant one for each of you.

It's a butt plug in case you're wondering.


Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I prolly coulda shopped longer and not had to run through the store for the bathroom if I had one of those - nevermind - not into that kind of stuff...but I bet they leak.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I think you guys need one of these...



...well not "one" as in one to pass around and share between you as needed. That would be gross.

I meant one for each of you.




 
...unless we're in need of a stool transplant.  Then, we can share.
 
Seriously.  This is an actual medical procedure.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I prolly coulda shopped longer and not had to run through the store for the bathroom if I had one of those - nevermind - not into that kind of stuff...but I bet they leak.


Not if you don't forget to squeeze a bead of this around the base...



...prior to insertion.

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^  Eat some as a preventative measure.
 
 
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Or just eat an entire block of cheese.

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I did that once. Lead to copremesis.

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Oh great.  I can just tell where this discussion is going to lead.  To coprophilia.  Then, naturally, someone's going to bring up 2 Girls, 1 Cup and Church of Fudge.  Great.  Just great.
 
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I just saw the '2 girls and 1 cup' thing for the first time, not too long ago.
Tosh showed it to an audience and the camera caught their reaction.
 
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life, ever!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I just saw the '2 girls and 1 cup' thing for the first time, not too long ago.

Tosh showed it to an audience and the camera caught their reaction.

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life, ever!


It helps to keep in mind that it's totally, 100% fake.

Same with Church of Fudge.



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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I just saw the '2 girls and 1 cup' thing for the first time, not too long ago.

Tosh showed it to an audience and the camera caught their reaction.

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life, ever!


It helps to keep in mind that it's totally, 100% fake.

Same with Church of Fudge.



Fake? It's a very graphic video.
So, I should compare it to that goofy cartoon poop commercial.
 
They changed cups so that they wouldn't puke on each other?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Fake? It's a very graphic video.
So, I should compare it to that goofy cartoon poop commercial.

They changed cups so that they wouldn't puke on each other?


Yes, it's a very cleverly done fake AFAIC, but easy enough to figure out how they did it.

The "poop" is some kind of edible food concoction, possibly chocolate mousse, or possibly something of similar texture, colored with food coloring. The girls cleaned themselves out with an enema prior to having the fake poop either injected directly into their rectums just prior to rolling the camera or possibly injected into a condom or other similar type plastic bag and inserted.

In the full version they "vomit" back into each other's mouths, but that was similarly faked.

All technical considerations aside, common sense ought to tell one that girls as hot as those two, do NOT eat feces or drink vomit.

The entire notion is pretty absurd.

But entertaining to watch, nonetheless.

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o.k.o.k.o.k.o.k.....this WAS a thread about 'smooth goings' that has devolved into a 'chili cook-off' of sorts...let me see if we can save this thread from itself, or if it is destined to sink into the lowest  bowels of the CIH Sewer.
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^LOL
 
Yeah! How did a big male dildo get into this thread?
 
Jeez, I lose more innocence everyday, you people are a bad influence!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
Jeez, I lose more innocence everyday, you people are a bad influence!
We lose more members because of that - mostly because their parents catch many newbies reading something only ol'Mule or Thor might have posted.
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