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atikovi 
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 Topic: Clear Rear toilet seat TP eliminatorPosted: 25 Mar 2022 at 12:44am |
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Ice cold water is what everybody wants first thing in the morning sprayed up their butt.
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Jimbo
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Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 2:06am |
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Bidets are the only way to go.
The most disgusting thing anyone does during an average day is wiping their ass. Spray a jet of water across the ol' hole and you feel like you just stepped out of the shower. You can buy a bidet attachment for your toilet at Lowe's and Home Depot for under $50 bucks. Installs in five or ten minutes. Shame they had to waste those chocolate frosted donuts, though...  |
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Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 2:11pm |
If you're lucky like this guy, you have a no-wiper. |
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Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 3:09pm |
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Well, we don't really know that. For all we know it was a big sloppy one that he simply didn't wipe. Well, I guess, in that sense, it was a "no-wiper". |
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Jimbo
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Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 4:02pm |
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He seemed to be walking funny going down the stairs afterward.
Like he was trying not to to squish. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 5:50pm |
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...or to have anything plop out from the leg of his pants. |
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Jimbo
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Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 8:49pm |
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One would think he'd gotten rid of all that in the planter pot.
And though I'm sure the plant appreciated the fertilizer, I'm guessing the maintenance people and those walking past catching a whiff didn't. |
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Posted: 25 Apr 2022 at 12:56am |
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The title of this reminded me of that old practical joke - raise toilet seat, stretch saran wrap across bowl, lower seat, wait for victim Had my last ladyfriend so paranoid she would check toilet at work, at friends' homes.....
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