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    Posted: 09 Jun 2008 at 7:21pm
Okay, this has to rank up there as one of the worst ads I've seen so far this year.

In case you haven't seen it, it features the Chips Ahoy cookie dancing around and singing "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" to a woman who's clad in lingerie in a hotel suite. Then all of a sudden, a giant hand comes out of nowhere, grabs the cookie and eats it.

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Let's analyze this, shall we?

1. It's bad enough that you have a cookie walking and talking, now we have this commercial implying that this cookie is about to have sex! I mean, why else would he be in a hotel room with a woman singing this song? How in the world would cookie sex look like? When he comes, does it look like cookie dough or chocolate chips? Would the woman be covered in chocolate when she grabs hold of him? And I'm not even going to touch upon any other acts, if you know what I mean. Wink

2. Where did this hand come from? I don't know about you but if some disembodied hand came out of nowhere and started grabbing things, I wouldn't sit there looking confused. I would have ran like hell out of there screaming bloody murder.

3. These ads are freaky because they seem to promote cannibalism. I mean, there's a giant chocolate chip cookie running around town. OF COURSE people are going to be salivating to get a piece of it. Why turn it into a cute character when you know it's doomed from the start? Whoever thought up this concept must have been smoking the real good stuff to bring an idea like this to the table.

This doesn't make me want to eat cookies.
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I set my tv to not accept cookies.
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so what it funny and JUST A COMMERCIAL
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I wholeheartedly agree.  After all, it's not like we're posting in the forum of a site dedicated to hating commercials.
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If there is one thing I can't stand it would be people on a message board about HATING COMMERCIALS telling other people to "lighten up, it's just a commercial".  It makes me stabby.  I am overwhelmed with violent commercial hating rage.Censored
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 2008 at 10:34pm
Originally posted by msdeli msdeli wrote:

If there is one thing I can't stand it would be people on a message board about HATING COMMERCIALS telling other people to "lighten up, it's just a commercial".  It makes me stabby.  I am overwhelmed with violent commercial hating rage.Censored


Agreed, perhaps our new friend can find a home in the "Commercials you don't hate" side, since he seems to enjoy defending things.
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:


3.  OF COURSE people are going to be salivating to get a piece of it.
 
Mooch, I think THAT sums it up "Do ya think I'm sexy?" Why, yes, and I am salivating to GET A PIECE OF YOU! LOLLOLLOL
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LOL, I see your point Mooch. The huge hand coming down would be a bit un-nerving!!!
But I laugh my ass off when these ads come on. I'm not saying that to diminish your hate towards them. Hey to each his or her own. If it make you hot under the collar then  you go get'em girl. LOL
 
To the sexy thing with a cookie, all I can say is I guess if it got rough, it could be crumby!!!Embarrassed
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Well I give them credit for attempting to sell their LOUSY cookies.  The above ad sounds awful but I don't think it could be worse that the one they had a while back with those annoying lower east side of London accents chanting "CHUNKY CHIPS AHOY..OY...YOY...YOY!!"   Confused
 
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I guess I'm simply confuddled...the other commercials in that series didn't really make much of an impression; they came, they went.
Then there is this one.
As Hooty says...set the T.V. to not accept cookies...
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Thanks Pa, I knew you would get it...Wink
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Thanks Pa, I knew you would get it...Wink
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If a giant hand from the sky is reaching down I'm not gonna sing I'm gonna run for the hills.
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Originally posted by DirtyD79 DirtyD79 wrote:

If a giant hand from the sky is reaching down I'm not gonna sing I'm gonna run for the hills.
...but D! Ain't it strange enough that some guy is singin' Rod Stewart girly tunes in your general direction; possibly focused on YOU?LOL
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by DirtyD79 DirtyD79 wrote:

If a giant hand from the sky is reaching down I'm not gonna sing I'm gonna run for the hills.
...but D! Ain't it strange enough that some guy is singin' Rod Stewart girly tunes in your general direction; possibly focused on YOU?LOL
 
I kinda like Rod Stewart songs actually.
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Originally posted by DirtyD79 DirtyD79 wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by DirtyD79 DirtyD79 wrote:

If a giant hand from the sky is reaching down I'm not gonna sing I'm gonna run for the hills.
...but D! Ain't it strange enough that some guy is singin' Rod Stewart girly tunes in your general direction; possibly focused on YOU?LOL
 
I kinda like Rod Stewart songs actually.
Nothing against RS; maybe the choice of songs...awwwwww, forget it.LOL
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These ads are freaky because they seem to promote cannibalism
 
Only if you are a cookie.
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two words:



Cookie Porn.












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LOL Man I could just see the new ads for Twinkies and Snowballs!!
 
The Keebler elves all smearded in chocolate, going orgy on each other on a sugar high. Watch that creme filling there buddy, and for GOD Sake DON'T EAT THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!! 
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My bet's on the grandma licking the oreo with her grand daughter...
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Or any sandwich cookie for that matter!
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Any of the ads featuring the nauseating Chips Ahoy cookie makes me want to look away from the tube!  I wish there were a programming feature on my TV designed NOT to accept cookies, as Hooty suggested. 
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I would eat that cookie. I would eat it SO HARD all night and day. I would put my mouth all over that cookie, and taste the sweet taste of that cookie. I want to put that cookie inside me.
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