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    Posted: 24 Nov 2016 at 10:32pm
I apologize that I could only find the long version of this insipid pile of crap. 



It starts out as the typical, awful "real people" chevy crap. The idiot woman at the end with the business in the front, party in the back thing has just the right amount and combination of vocal fry and uplift to make this one of the worst ones out there. Every time I see this ad and have to listen to her uniquely aggravating voice, I get irrational rage. Fkn idiot. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Fred Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2016 at 1:24am
These drive me up the wall, no pun intended.  These "real people not actors" who view the cars seem to be easily amazed.  "Those look like Audi lights".  Is that really a selling point?  
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The "normal people" one with the truck (aluminum bed test) is laughable, too. If any real contractor who owns a truck were present for this would laugh and explain the concept of bed liners to the douchey host. Then they'd throw the toolbox at his head.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (2) Thanks(2)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2016 at 7:03pm
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF POTSCH BOYD!! AND ESPECIALLY THOSE FOCUS GROUPS! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! F**K! DeadAngryAngryDeadAngryEvil Smile

(OK, where's my breather?)
This stupid thing has gone on too long. Chevy needs to find a new ad campaign.
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This constant sh*t from Chevy and the now (famous in his own mind) Potsch 'Rob Stillisadick' Boyd have made me want to switch brands. F*ck you people! I will NEVER buy another GM product.
 
"Same empty tool box"  What a bunch of bullsh*t!
 
 
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I agree with everyone. This annoying ad campaign with the irritating host and these easily amazed sheep must be stopped. It's literally making me hate Chevy.
People are dumb.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2016 at 9:44pm
"oh haha giggle giggle" "oh haha giggle giggle" "oh haha giggle giggle" Argh! These people are more vapid than a damn laughtrack! End this series NOW!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2016 at 9:59pm
The only redeeming quality of this otherwise blah commercial is the hot Asian girl showing some toned leg in a mini or shorty white shorts in the driver's seat.
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How do I hate these commercials? Let me count the ways:
1) the hysterical, forced laughter following any comment made by anyone
2) the subservient obedience of the buyers to their Chevy masters (can I sit in the car a little longer?)
3)the worshipful response to the fake awards that the Chevy overlords hammer into these sheep
4) the idiot bimbo impressed by the "Audi lights" and the "party in the back".. Yeah, if you had two three year olds they could probably fit into the back
5) their endless presence on any tv sporting event

And they'll continue through New Years....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2016 at 12:15am
Originally posted by Hammer666 Hammer666 wrote:

How do I hate these commercials? Let me count the ways:
1) the hysterical, forced laughter following any comment made by anyone
2) the subservient obedience of the buyers to their Chevy masters (can I sit in the car a little longer?)
3)the worshipful response to the fake awards that the Chevy overlords hammer into these sheep
4) the idiot bimbo impressed by the "Audi lights" and the "party in the back".. Yeah, if you had two three year olds they could probably fit into the back
5) their endless presence on any tv sporting event

And they'll continue through New Years....
 
I'll take these commercials any day over all the Shi*mas BS commercials. The only Xmas commercial I like this year is one where a bunch of oh so cute kitties destroy a tree and the presents. I believe it's for one of the cat treats. Our 4 legged friends can cut through all the fa la la la BS of the satanic holiday season drivel. Back to this post, these Chevy commercials do nothing 4 or against me they are just on a lot.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2016 at 1:55am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This constant sh*t from Chevy and the now (famous in his own mind) Potsch 'Rob Stillisadick' Boyd have made me want to switch brands. F*ck you people! I will NEVER buy another GM product.
 
"Same empty tool box"  What a bunch of bullsh*t!
 
 
OH!  Here are some more thoughts.
 
Direct Link To This Post Topic: Chevy Cruze Hatchback
 
 
Fk.  I swear that I searched before posting this.  I found nothing!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2016 at 2:37pm
I hate the hosts wispy 'beard' and his girl jeans SO MUCH..i do appreciate tight pants on the broads and the occasional hotty, but not enough to endure the "wow' fakery on the reveals on these blah ads
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Originally posted by h8ads h8ads wrote:

The "normal people" one with the truck (aluminum bed test) is laughable, too. If any real contractor who owns a truck were present for this would laugh and explain the concept of bed liners to the douchey host. Then they'd throw the toolbox at his head.

I wish they would get rid of this hipster p*ssy sounding spokesdork a**hat! Along with these fake "real people!" Their reactions are so damn phony! Angry

THIS ad, I dosed off a few nights ago..always dosing off during lame TV shows...anyway. The "BANG" of the toolbox landing in the truck bed startled me out of my nice nap.

Saw the ad on the TV, grumbled "f*** you!" and I quick turned off the TV.

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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

The only redeeming quality of this otherwise blah commercial is the hot Asian girl showing some toned leg in a mini or shorty white shorts in the driver's seat.
I noticed her. I'm old but not yet dead.Wink
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You're all missing the point!
 
It's a hatchback!  OMG...I can't believe it!  A Chevy Cruz hatchback!!  Why didn't they think of this before?  Life has changed.  I think I just sh*t my pants.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 4:19am
As much as the hatchback has plagued the Chevy corp, they took the high road and refrained from producing such a travesty..until the thin bearded ladies pants wearer COMMANDED them to
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 12:00pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This constant sh*t from Chevy and the now (famous in his own mind) Potsch 'Rob Stillisadick' Boyd have made me want to switch brands. F*ck you people! I will NEVER buy another GM product.
 
"Same empty tool box"  What a bunch of bullsh*t!
 
 
OH!  Here are some more thoughts.
 
Direct Link To This Post Topic: Chevy Cruze Hatchback
 
 
Fk.  I swear that I searched before posting this.  I found nothing!
Don't worry about it.
I have found that for the most accurate search it's best to use the 'advanced search' here on the forum.
Just enter the product brand name, click on topic subject and click any date.
 
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Yes, we honestly believe that these commercials are impromptu and not scripted, for only "unreal people" (actors) use scripts and prompts. We also believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Clause, that democracy is real and pure in this country and that Noah got all of those animals on his little boats as well as their food for 40 days. SMH
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Originally posted by Regal-Beagle Regal-Beagle wrote:

Yes, we honestly believe that these commercials are impromptu and not scripted, for only "unreal people" (actors) use scripts and prompts. We also believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Clause, that democracy is real and pure in this country and that Noah got all of those animals on his little boats as well as their food for 40 days. SMH

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So basically if it's "Business up Front, Party in the Back" it's the "Mullet" of the car world. Does anyone want to be associated with the mullet? I'm guessing probably not.
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That video is so bad. It's so bad it makes me want to keep watching it to see how much worse it could possibly get.

Maybe that's the advertisers' goal all along...
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Nobody with normal vision looks at this POS and says "that's impressive".  Give me a break.
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Originally posted by h8ads h8ads wrote:

The "normal people" one with the truck (aluminum bed test) is laughable, too. If any real contractor who owns a truck were present for this would laugh and explain the concept of bed liners to the douchey host. Then they'd throw the toolbox at his head.


Exactly. NOBODY who buys that truck for the purpose of hauling a lot of stuff around (contractor, construction, whatever) is going to do a damn thing with it until they get a bed liner installed, sometimes right at the dealership. Gimme a break. 
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