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    Posted: 18 Jul 2013 at 6:58pm

This was mentioned in the Cheetos "Cheetahpult" topic, but it's just so bizarre I felt it had to have a topic of its own (not trying to take away from the creator of that topic by any means).

It bothers me when Chester says "Remember your training - your whole life has been leading to this point".

I guess that's it for this kid, then. After wedging a cheesy snack in his mother's buttcheeks, I guess there are no loftier goals or aspirations for him after this point.
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Even more bizarre and awful than I imagined it would be Confused
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WTF?,  I am a little crazy, Butt, for it to hurt THAT much. I am thinking penetration.  NOOOOO!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote EMCEE Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jul 2013 at 7:28pm

Did someone with Cheetoschizophrenia think up this commercial idea?  Holy sh*t, someone needs a Cheetosyringe filled with CheetoHaldol. 

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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:



WTF?,  I am a little crazy, Butt, for it to hurt THAT much. I am thinking penetration.  NOOOOO!
Well, it IS a long cheese-coated puffed up stick.....
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

WTF?,  I am a little crazy, Butt, for it to hurt THAT much. I am thinking penetration.  NOOOOO!

Well, he did hit a 5-pound stuffed animal with enough force to knock it out of the chair, it's possible mom has a new powdery yellow suppository.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jul 2013 at 1:46am
What the flying f**k?

Damn creepy! And weird!
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Umm, I have NO idea what this commercial is trying to convey, but it certainly doesn't make me want to eat a Cheetos...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jul 2013 at 8:26am
Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

Umm, I have NO idea what this commercial is trying to convey, but it certainly doesn't make me want to eat a Cheetos...


Don't worry - you just need to dig it out of her butt.
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I just noticed their new tagline/slogan is "Dangerously Cheesy." 

So I guess the "dangerous"part is getting shot in the ass with their product by your unsupervised wannabe ninja of a child?
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LOL BWAHAHAHAHA! She got it right in the buns! I know I'm probably supposed to hate this one but considering the week I've just had I need to laugh at something or I'll go crazy.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2013 at 1:30am
GMAFB

WHY do that they have resort to a cheap, weird, stupid tactic, to sell what amounts to cheese puffs?

Seriously!?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JustInn014 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jul 2013 at 10:14am
Gotta admit I like Cheetos, but not these ads. Then again, the current way to market nearly anything is to make an advert as irrelevant as possible - some people call it "connecting" to a product, I call it a load of crap.

I think the "dangerously cheesy" slogan has been around for a while longer, though.
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Originally posted by Puppydogpants Puppydogpants wrote:

I just noticed their new tagline/slogan is "Dangerously Cheesy." 

So I guess the "dangerous"part is getting shot in the ass with their product by your unsupervised wannabe ninja of a child?


He looks more like Rambo's Grandson to me.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Moochamoocha Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jul 2013 at 7:06pm
What a waste of perfectly good Cheetos. Using them as projectile objects to shoot people with?

No wonder people out there hate our wasteful lifestyle.
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

What a waste of perfectly good Cheetos. Using them as projectile objects to shoot people with?

No wonder people out there hate our wasteful lifestyle.


The child should be forced to eat the one lodged in the lady's butt as punishment.
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