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    Posted: 10 Apr 2016 at 4:20pm
Saw this Chase Bank ad this morning while watching Meet The Press.

In yet another hokey, smarmy, schlocky attempt at PC pandering and indoctrination, Chase has released a new ad with this depiction of a traditional burly, macho male (heavy beard and all) putting on makeup and dressing up like a fairy princess, just to make his daughter happy. All while having the message by Salt N Pepa's, "whatta man whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good man" he is for doing so, hammered into our skulls.



So in this one ad, we're getting blasted with "message" on every front.

•It's admirable or even necessary, for men to both have and explore their "feminine side".

•Traditional male gender roles are no longer relevant in today's world.

•Swallowing your pride to do anything for your child no matter how embarrassing or distasteful you might find it to be, is the only way to be seen as a "good parent" anymore.

For the record... I have no problem with cross dressers or transvestites or transgender people, but having commercial interests so blatantly contrive and scheme to pander to the modern do-gooderism mentality we're being inundated with today, is pretty annoying.
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This one has been bothering me too, good synopsis Jimbo.
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Thanks, girl!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Thanks, girl!!!
LOL
 You're welcome, honey.
 
Do The Vag
 
Spoken:
Listen up, fellas
This is just for you
It's the brand new dance where you drop your pants

There's a new craze, it's a sensation
Every guy is doing it across the nation
First thing you do, take off your clothes
Get ready to strut, get ready to pose
Grab your package, tuck it away
Between your legs is where you want it to stay

Do the vag (the vag! Come on, give it a whirl!)
Do the vag (the vag! Pretend that you're a girl!)
Do the vag (the vag! You're a macho hunk!)
Do the vag (the vag! Nobody sees your junk!)

Make sure it's not becoming a rock
Do the vag (yeah, you're looking vagtastic!)

Your friends will laugh, 'cause it's so funny
You'll look like a hairy Playboy Bunny
Look in the mirror, where's your weenie?
It disappeared like you're Houdini
It's really cool, it's out of sight
Do the vag every day and night

Do the vag (the vag! Man, you've got it working!)
Do the vag (Oh, the vag! You can't see your gurkin'!)
Do the vag (the vag! Show your buddies in the shower)
Do the vag (the vag! You've got vag power!)

Your friends will say you must be gay
Do the vag (Use your vagination!)
Don't do the twist, don't do the hustle
(Do the vag and hide that love muscle!)

Forget the rumba and the Macarena
(Just boogie down without your genetalia!)

Do the vag (the vag! It's better than the tango!)
Do the vag (the vag! Don't wonder where'd your wango)
Do the vag (the vag! From the back we see your heinie)
Do the vag (the vag! From the front, you've got a geinie!)
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I'm thinkin' 'Dad' enjoyed that just a little too much. Wonder if his kid's friends got excited enough to tell their parents and now 'Little Suzie's' friends are all banned from coming back.
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I agree, excellent observations and synopsis Jim.
But you left out the part about the ad agency digging through iTunes again !!!
 
How original.   <Yawn>
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He looks like a guy doing a bad job at looking female.  What if he got made up to look like this, and then walked the girl to school, and maybe decided to stay like this:
 
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Thanks, girl!!!
LOL
 You're welcome, honey.

 

Do The Vag

 

Spoken:
Listen up, fellas
This is just for you
It's the brand new dance where you drop your pants

There's a new craze, it's a sensation
Every guy is doing it across the nation
First thing you do, take off your clothes
Get ready to strut, get ready to pose
Grab your package, tuck it away
Between your legs is where you want it to stay

Do the vag (the vag! Come on, give it a whirl!)
Do the vag (the vag! Pretend that you're a girl!)
Do the vag (the vag! You're a macho hunk!)
Do the vag (the vag! Nobody sees your junk!)

Make sure it's not becoming a rock
Do the vag (yeah, you're looking vagtastic!)

Your friends will laugh, 'cause it's so funny
You'll look like a hairy Playboy Bunny
Look in the mirror, where's your weenie?

It disappeared like you're Houdini
It's really cool, it's out of sight
Do the vag every day and night

Do the vag (the vag! Man, you've got it working!)
Do the vag (Oh, the vag! You can't see your gurkin'!)
Do the vag (the vag! Show your buddies in the shower)
Do the vag (the vag! You've got vag power!)

Your friends will say you must be gay
Do the vag (Use your vagination!)
Don't do the twist, don't do the hustle
(Do the vag and hide that love muscle!)

Forget the rumba and the Macarena
(Just boogie down without your genetalia!)

Do the vag (the vag! It's better than the tango!)
Do the vag (the vag! Don't wonder where'd your wango)
Do the vag (the vag! From the back we see your heinie)
Do the vag (the vag! From the front, you've got a geinie!)






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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:


I agree, excellent observations and synopsis Jim.
But you left out the part about the ad agency digging through iTunes again !!!
 
How original.   <Yawn>


I'm not even sure how old that song is.

I don't remember hearing earlier than just a few years ago.

But yeah, yet another annoying use of crappy pop music in a crappy annoying commercial.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


 
He looks like a guy doing a bad job at looking female.  What if he got made up to look like this, and then walked the girl to school, and maybe decided to stay like this:
 
 
 

Then ate some dog poop.


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LOL  That'd teach her a lesson.  Don't let Dad dress up like a woman.  You may get more than you wished for.
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:


I agree, excellent observations and synopsis Jim.
But you left out the part about the ad agency digging through iTunes again !!!
 
How original.   <Yawn>


I'm not even sure how old that song is.

I don't remember hearing earlier than just a few years ago.

But yeah, yet another annoying use of crappy pop music in a crappy annoying commercial.

 
Salt 'N' Pepa - Whatta Man.  Circa 1993, so a little more than 20 years ago.
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Salt 'N' Pepa - Whatta Man.  Circa 1993, so a little more than 20 years ago.


I guess that's why it seems like a more recent song to me. I'm getting to that age where 20 years doesn't seem like all that long ago.


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Yeah, really.  Right now, I'm wearing a shirt that's about 30 years old.  Seems like I got it maybe 10 years ago. 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Yeah, really.  Right now, I'm wearing a shirt that's about 30 years old.  Seems like I got it maybe 10 years ago. 
 
 
 
That's nothing...
Pa has underwear older than that!  Shocked
 
 
(Obviously, it's still quite early here and I'm just making stuff up..)
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Yeah, really.  Right now, I'm wearing a shirt that's about 30 years old.  Seems like I got it maybe 10 years ago. 
 
 
 
That's nothing...
Pa has underwear older than that!  Shocked
 
 
(Obviously, it's still quite early here and I'm just making stuff up..)
 
EmbarrassedThat's true, but only one pair (color of natural brown), which are really comfy. Wearing 'em now as I work & play. 
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It wouldn't be so bad that Pa has 30 y/o underwear if he had at least changed them once in awhile....

Maybe washed them occasionally.

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If I do that I'd never be able to find them as they wouldn't stick to the wall when I tossed them...Disapprove
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Oh, OK.

I guess one must always take the practical aspects into consideration.


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Cannot believe the comments!!!   If you're a Dad, you're a Dad all the way, and will do ANYTHING for your kids! This hits home big time!  I'm assuming all you DBs who commented are youngsters who never had kids (yet)...   Wait, just wait, this commercial is not aimed at you at all, so keep the freakin' pie hole shut!
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