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    Posted: 13 Jun 2008 at 3:01pm
Oh, no ... the Charmin bears are at it again.  This time, the mother or father bear (can't remember which one) is vacuuming nasty little crusty clumps of toilet paper residue off the kid bear's ass!  This is just plain disgusting!  They've definitely gone too far with this one.  What's next ... Charmin bear licking the crap from the kid's butt?Dead
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With all that fur, bears really should be using wet wipes.  Toilet paper---any toilet paper---would just smear it all around.  It also depends what they had for dinner the night before.

 
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I saw this one too! There was also a demonstration of exactly how the tp can clump!ShockedDead It was totally disturbing. Since it has been about a year since I saw that one, I had hoped that they had canceled it but I guess I was wrong.Cry
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Isa w this one the other day, too and it stuck in my mind as to how disgusting it was.
 
And the "demo" is just as awful. If you have to scrub your butt that hard with toilet paper, just take your clothes off and jump in the shower. All the toilet paper int he Charmin factory isn't going to help that ass-plosion.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Isa w this one the other day, too and it stuck in my mind as to how disgusting it was.
 
And the "demo" is just as awful. If you have to scrub your butt that hard with toilet paper, just take your clothes off and jump in the shower. All the toilet paper int he Charmin factory isn't going to help that ass-plosion.
 
Your comment reminds me of my husband's adventure in Russia.  Four years ago, he was on a job assignment where he was living there almost three weeks each month.  I can't even remember the exact name of this very remote, backwoods town -- everyone just called it "BK" for short.  There were issues with the town's plumbing system, one of them having to do with the toilet.  You couldn't flush toilet paper if you took a crap, so when you'd wipe your ass, you had to put the toilet paper in a trash can, which was collected by a housekeeper.  Now, it's not like the housekeeper came by immediately after you were done going to the bathroom each time, so that fecal-ridden toilet paper would sometimes sit in the trash can for a nice, long while.  Imagine the stench!  That was just a tad nasty for my husband to stand, so he'd end up taking a shower after he went to the bathroom. Dead
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

With all that fur, bears really should be using wet wipes.  Toilet paper---any toilet paper---would just smear it all around.  It also depends what they had for dinner the night before.

 
 
Actually - They should install more geysers in bear territory (for the bidet effect).
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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

Your comment reminds me of my husband's adventure in Russia.  Four years ago, he was on a job assignment where he was living there almost three weeks each month.  I can't even remember the exact name of this very remote, backwoods town -- everyone just called it "BK" for short.  There were issues with the town's plumbing system, one of them having to do with the toilet.  You couldn't flush toilet paper if you took a crap, so when you'd wipe your ass, you had to put the toilet paper in a trash can, which was collected by a housekeeper.  Now, it's not like the housekeeper came by immediately after you were done going to the bathroom each time, so that fecal-ridden toilet paper would sometimes sit in the trash can for a nice, long while.  Imagine the stench!  That was just a tad nasty for my husband to stand, so he'd end up taking a shower after he went to the bathroom. Dead


Yeah, that sounds like Russia. When I was living there, only half of the city had running water - and I was in St. Petersburg! We had to buy water in order to have anything to drink - and believe me, do NOT ever buy anything from a street vendor that is not prepackaged in Russia, because you have no idea where it came from or what it might actually be.
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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

Oh, no ... the Charmin bears are at it again.  This time, the mother or father bear (can't remember which one) is vacuuming nasty little crusty clumps of toilet paper residue off the kid bear's ass!  This is just plain disgusting!  They've definitely gone too far with this one.  What's next ... Charmin bear licking the crap from the kid's butt?Dead
No...maybe the C-Bears will be like us and 'go green'! (sorry, MM-00...)
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We like little bunnies for this purpose (SB excluded)!
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Soooooooo soft; you can rinse & reuse for years! Don't need to throw them away; let 'em hop around and eat all day - they'll grow and you'll need fewer of them!
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A long time ago, when the bear commercials first came out, I wrote to P&G (or whomever puts out Charmin).  Their reply was basically:  Sorry you're offended, but everyone else loves it.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure that NO ONE else loves this ad! Maybe just the people at P & G love it because they have toilet paper fetishes or something.
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What really grosses me out about this commercial is that when the mom is vacuuming the kid's rear, watch the vacuum hose.  There are large clumps of something going through it!  I always think maybe she is just sucking the sh** right out of his a$$!!  That's what it looks like, anyway. 
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I read this whole thread and gagged twice! Congrats, CIH-ers! You've managed to gross out She Who Cannot Be Grossed Out!
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

A long time ago, when the bear commercials first came out, I wrote to P&G (or whomever puts out Charmin).  Their reply was basically:  Sorry you're offended, but everyone else loves it.
 
I'd like to know who exactly these people are that love their commercials.  Anyone I know hates them.Angry
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Originally posted by pixiestix pixiestix wrote:

What really grosses me out about this commercial is that when the mom is vacuuming the kid's rear, watch the vacuum hose.  There are large clumps of something going through it!  I always think maybe she is just sucking the sh** right out of his a$$!!  That's what it looks like, anyway. 
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I read this whole thread and gagged twice! Congrats, CIH-ers! You've managed to gross out She Who Cannot Be Grossed Out!
 
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Bleh,  just the thought of a TP encrusted ass is retch worthy, I don't care if its a bear's ass covered in TP dots, its just gross. It takes the vac too long to suck it all up too, very unrealistic, unless the TP is really intertwined with bear hiney fur. Why does their ass sparkle when it's clean? I've never seen an ass sparkle...
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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

 
Your comment reminds me of my husband's adventure in Russia.  Four years ago, he was on a job assignment...
 
Friend of my bro's was working with some telecommunications company in Russia for years back in the 90's.  He found himself in airports a lot.  Said the airport bathrooms always seemed to be flooded and filthy!!
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

I read this whole thread and gagged twice! Congrats, CIH-ers! You've managed to gross out She Who Cannot Be Grossed Out!


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Seriously bears, grow some sack and start doing normal bear stuff like eating tourists and stealing picnic baskets! 
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Seriously, the Charmin bears have always annoyed me.  That is the reason I refuse to ever get Charmin.  Just because of these commercials.
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At first I kinda dug the commercials.  It brought to mind the "does a bear sh*t in the woods" thing, but I think they have taken it a little far now.  I mean do we really need the visual of toilet paper fuzzies stuck to our ass.  I am sure we have all experienced cheap but wipe, truthfully, as long as my fingers don't bust through it, I am allright.  Ewwww.  That was kinda yucky huh?  When you think about it, do you really pick your tp based on their commercial.  For my family, it is more of a trial and error thing.  I can honestly say that I have never watched a toilet paper commercial and said "wow, I gotta get me some of that".
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Originally posted by msdeli msdeli wrote:

I can honestly say that I have never watched a toilet paper commercial and said "wow, I gotta get me some of that".
 
I don't remember thinking that after any commercial.
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It's surprising that P&G doesn't promote Pampers Wipes more often in their TV spots. 
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Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

What's next ... Charmin bear licking the crap from the kid's butt?Dead
 
It'd be a lot more realistic than the fekking toilet paper!  I say, bring it on!  LOL
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OH God, Where to start???
 
OK, this ad is just em-bear-assing!!!LOL Cleaning the dingleberries off the baby bear's batooty with a vaccuum cleaner??? OMG!!!! That's just STUPID!!!! Where in the hell are they getting electricity?? Who taught them what a vaccuum cleaner was, and how to use it??
 
This whole bear taking a sh*t thing reminds me of a classic joke. Here goes!!
 
A big bear and a little rabbitt are out in the woods next to each other taking a crap. The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Do you ever have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?"
"No!", replies the rabbit.
So the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him!!
 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
 
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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