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I am seriously thinking of changing White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane into a Church Hymn for my Church one day!Tongue

Original lyrics

One pill makes you larger
One pill makes you small
The ones that Mother gives you don't do anything at all
Call Alice when she's 10 feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall
Tell em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call
Call Alice when she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Call Alice I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And The White Knight is talking backwards
And The Red Queen says,"Off with her head!"
Remember what The Dormouse said,"Feed your head! Feed your head!"

My changed Church Hymn lyrics

One God makes you larger
One Devil makes you small
And choosing The Devil doesn't do anything good at all
Call Jesus when he was being crucified.

And if The Devil starts chasing you
And you know you're about to fall
Tell him a self sacrificing Jesus has given you the power to rebuke him.
Remember Jesus who died for your sins.

When the Demons down in Hell get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of trouble
And your faith is running low
Go ask God to give you strength.

When your faith and belief have fallen sloppy dead
And The Devil is talking backwards
And the Demons say,"We will chop your head!"
Remember what your Bible said,"Keep your God! Keep your God!"

So, do you like my rearranged White Rabbit lyrics into a Church Hymn? Tongue

My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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You go to church??  ShockedLOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


You go to church??  ShockedLOL
 
 



The "one day" is a HUGE hint to how often I go to church. I go seldomly.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You go to church??  ShockedLOL
 
 
LOL

The church of blissful sedation.
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Bump.
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Bump.
W T F are you bumping another one of your inane threads after having just started it less than 24 hours ago?

You better Go Ask Grace before you change her lyrics.  

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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Bump.
W T F are you bumping another one of your inane threads about having just started it less than 24 hours ago?

You better Go Ask Grace before you change her lyrics.  

LOLLOLLOL

That is one of the most annoying things he does. Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket, Donna?
Or are you just happy to see us respond to your thread?

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Quote Donathan wrote:
 
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