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    Posted: 21 Jul 2009 at 9:54am
I guess this ad was designed to appeal to the under-achieving, testosterone-crazed, maginalized males out in TV-land. In the ad, there is a woman in a very scanty swimsuit and bikini who is flipping  herself over to reveal the rest of her reproductive parts while she munches on a big sloppy hamburger from Carl's Jr's. She looks like she might have just gotten through
doing a porno-shoot for Hustler magazine lying on the beach soaking up ultra violet rays that will likely result in skin cancer in middle age.. As she lies there all windswept with sand on her, the ad proclaims that Carl's Jr's hamburgers are "not just a piece of meat".
I suppose that this is designed to be a feeble play on the concept of men using young, scantily clad women as sex objects. And the ad is a play on linking the concept of men who think about women this way and people who are mistaken in thinking of Carl's Jr.'s burgers as "just another piece of meat."
 
 I guess it is really wildly humorous to the mentally challenged ad writers who put this commercial out, but all it does for me is to irritate me and make me think that whoever wrote the ad is showing that they've spent too much time surfing Internet porn sites and ordering fast food while thinking of ad ideas. 
 
It shows a lack of class and good taste, to me anyway. Maybe I'm a crabbed, humorless critic, but it irritates me when I see the ad. 
 
I don't know about others but I don't really want to see some "ho" showing her stuff while taking big bites out of a hamburger while she lies stuffs her face with almost nothing on, flipping over and over as if she were a human hamburger, so she can get skin cancer on both sides of her body while she flaunts everything she's got...and as she looks off in the distance with a blank look, while continuing to stuff this hamburger into her mouth the whole scene just doesn't seem to fit together at all. 
 
Maybe the moronic ad writers at Carl's Jr. think this is some combination of funny and "sexy" to equate a 'ho' and a burger as both "a piece of meat' but somehow I don't find this commercial either clever or "sexy" or funny (because of the transferrence of 'sex object idea' to a sloppy piece of meat between two sliced of bread).
 
 Maybe Carls Jr thinks this is really cool but I find the commercial obnoxious and irritating. 
It is imiplausible anyway that some 'ho' is going to be lying there on a beach both sunbathing AND stuffing her face. Just doesn't happen, I don't think, in real life and if it did, it is in bad taste and unattractive to pig out while showing everything nature endowed one with.
 
As I said, she looks like she just got through doing a photo-shoot for Larry Flynt.
 
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And I'm just more disturbed by the idea of putting pineapple on a burger.
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Thor, the horror!!
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Originally posted by allen_osuno allen_osuno wrote:

I guess this ad was designed to appeal to the under-achieving, testosterone-crazed, maginalized males out in TV-land.
 
What exactly are "maginalized males" anyway?
 
I wonder if these two guys would be considered maginalized.
 
They do appear to have a thing for mags.
 
      
"Now let's go get a couple of burgers & watch some porn."
 
 
 
 
 
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If anyone wants to see the commercial (not everyone has Carl's in their area), here 'tis:
 
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Pineapple on a hamburger..... almost disgusting enough to make me stop jerking off to the chick in the commercial.
 
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my ass shes eating that burger
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Upon further examination:Wink
Do they still publish Hustler magazine?
That swimsuit is really not that skimpy........ nice coverage, considering.
She looks like she's never eaten a piece of red meat. She has no body fat whatsoever.
Her bellybutton is butt-ugly.
They should have used a more girl-next-door type women.
 
All in all, I give her 5 outta 10 stars.Star
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jeroboam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2009 at 7:04pm
She's a reality show star, The Hills or Laguna Beach I think. She made some waves a year or so ago with some "dug up" nude photos of her.

Not a big fan of the scrawny emaciated girls out there, but this girl isn't TOO skinny, skinny yes but she actually looks like most aspiring Orange County actresses.

Oh yeah and shouldn't this be moved  to commercials hate section?

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Originally posted by specialkt specialkt wrote:

my ass shes eating that burger
 
Seriously.
 
And even if she really did order one, she'd take like one or two bites off of it & be finished.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

She looks like she's never eaten a piece of red meat.
 
She's probably never taken a shit, either.
 
 
 
 
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I wish Carlin would have lived long enough to see that expression changed from "take a sh*t" to "give a sh*t".  Ever since he came up with that misnomer, I can't use it.
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I think what he actually said was "leave a shit".
 
As in "...TAKE a shit???? I'd rather LEAVE a shit!!!"
 
 
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sh*t, Jimbo, thanks, you are right!
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There's a lot of 'give and take' sh*t going on!

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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Ever since he came up with that misnomer, I can't use it.
 
I know what you mean.
 
Everytime I think it, I correct myself..... "No, I'm going to leave a shit!!!"
 
Fucking Carlin....... LOL
 
 
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