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    Posted: 14 Apr 2013 at 3:31pm
What do I want in a babysitter? How about somebody who doesn't care?


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I always wanted a babysitter who would ply me with drinks and drugs and have her way with me.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
I always wanted a babysitter who would ply me with drinks and drugs and have her way with me.
 
 
Yea, me too...and I got lucky and married her.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
I always wanted a babysitter who would ply me with drinks and drugs and have her way with me.
 
 
Yea, me too...and I got lucky and married her.
 
Is she still available for babysitting jobs?  What kind of punishment will she mete out when I get naughty?
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
I always wanted a babysitter who would ply me with drinks and drugs and have her way with me.
 
 
Yea, me too...and I got lucky and married her.
 
Is she still available for babysitting jobs?  What kind of punishment will she mete out when I get naughty?
 
Only if you promise not to tell on her for handcuffing you and making you wear leather chaps, strapping a ball in your mouth, and covering your head before doling out what you've earned for being so very bad... 
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That stuff's all fine.  I'm just glad you didn't say she was into "time-outs" or any of that modern crap .  I require beatings if I'm ever going to learn my lesson.
 
 
 
 
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She has one of my old baseball bats for 'those special moments'....
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Big smile"...need a 'date night'?..."
CryWhat - again? Every time we have 'date night', I end up with another child I don't know (DNA will prove it belongs to me).
Now that oldest gurlz live across the water and oldest son is back, 3 of 5 kids are around.
Laundry everywhere - including laundry that belongs at the townhouse across the water.
Bitching, moaning, griping all the time.
We needed a 'date night' - so we had one two nights ago.
One would think our kids would leave us alone, given the youngest in our area is 27, but noooooooooooo...
Locked in our room with a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door, oldest son was 'paw-scratching' at the door..."What are you DOOOOoooing in there?! Are you hurting Mom - why's she making those noises, PaW? Why's the T.V. so loud? Should I get my sisters so we can all play together?"
He is not entirely normal.
"GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE!"
I'll learn.
Next 'date night' I'll drag MissyDWolf back out to the cheap hotel with the jacuzzi tubs and heart-shaped rotating beds and hope we don't end up producing more offspring. I'll hire 'care.com' for my adult children...
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I could use a "nanny". Wonder what they charge...
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

I could use a "nanny". Wonder what they charge...
WinkYou'e in luck, Tizzer - they even have a 'nanny' just for you.
Here's a link to figure their rates - I'd suggest requesting an Oriental girl 'nanny' for you, first time around. If she correctly cares for you, go getcha a 'boat babe'.
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As I mentioned on another thread about these commercials, the thing that irks me most about these commercials is the founder lady's fake mid-word laugh.

"At Cahare.com-"

NO. YOU BE QUIET. DISGUSTING.
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