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    Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 3:43am
Disapproveohhhhhh this is SO wrong and something I'd hope to never experience.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 11:03am
What's that last thing the woman says?  I can't understand it.  "?????  Did you ever think of that?"
 
 
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She said

"Maybe I want to neutralize. Did you ever think of that?"

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 2:43pm
Okay, thanks.  So I guess we're supposed to think that she's hot for the ethnic'y guy and wants him to administer medication to her, a la that commercial (Xantac?) with the women and that fireman guy.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Okay, thanks.  So I guess we're supposed to think that she's hot for the ethnic'y guy and wants him to administer medication to her, a la that commercial (Xantac?) with the women and that fireman guy.


Not sure as to which commercial you are referring, but all I can assume is that there is some kind of underlying sex fetish going on with her.

Actually, it's not true that that's all I can assume.

It's all I WANT to assume.

Because I'm just dirty minded like that.

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You know the one.  Two chicks eating somewhere.  One has heartburn.  Suddenly, a handsome young fireman appears, to administer his medication to her.  Now, the other one suddenly has heartburn.  Looking at him with desire in her eyes, hunger in her heart and a moist dewiness developing between her thighs, she says "I have heartburn, too."
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You know the one.  Two chicks eating somewhere.  One has heartburn.  Suddenly, a handsome young fireman appears, to administer his medication to her.  Now, the other one suddenly has heartburn.  Looking at him with desire in her eyes, hunger in her heart and a moist dewiness developing between her thighs, she says "I have heartburn, too."


Nope. Fortunately (or unfortunately) I have never had the pleasure of viewing that particular bit of soft core porn disguised as a TV commercial.

What I'm wondering is, when the fireman "administers his medication" to her, does he he have to unzip his trousers first?

See? I told you I was dirty minded.

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It's actually Alka-Seltzer.  No unzipping...he doesn't have to.  He already features a big pole between his legs.
 
 
 
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Hmmmmmmmm. No swarthy fireman with a big pole or horny women...

Just this:



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Hmmm...I dunno why it's doing that.  But I checked, and that's the URL.
 
Try Googling "ispot alka seltzer fireman café".
 
 
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OK that worked. I kinda figured if I went there from either the iSpot home page or Google it would probably work.

Sometimes these things just don't like copy/pasted links.

Re: the ad... I was hoping for hotter women and a swarthier fireman.

But you were right about the pole.
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^^^Confusedyea, o.k., fine...but the Inquiring Mindless need to know if you have heartburn, too?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



Re: the ad... I was hoping for hotter women and a swarthier fireman.


 
Don't think it woulda worked with hotter women.  Hotter women wouldn't have been so hungry.  And I mean "hungry" in the sexual sense.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You know the one.  Two chicks eating somewhere.  One has heartburn.  Suddenly, a handsome young fireman appears, to administer his medication to her.  Now, the other one suddenly has heartburn.  Looking at him with desire in her eyes, hunger in her heart and a moist dewiness developing between her thighs, she says "I have heartburn, too."
 
 
LOL
I looked for the Zantac commercial too.
 
She wants to move that heartburn to that hotspot down below...Tongue
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

You know the one.  Two chicks eating somewhere.  One has heartburn.  Suddenly, a handsome young fireman appears, to administer his medication to her.  Now, the other one suddenly has heartburn.  Looking at him with desire in her eyes, hunger in her heart and a moist dewiness developing between her thighs, she says "I have heartburn, too."


Nope. Fortunately (or unfortunately) I have never had the pleasure of viewing that particular bit of soft core porn disguised as a TV commercial.

What I'm wondering is, when the fireman "administers his medication" to her, does he he have to unzip his trousers first?

See? I told you I was dirty minded.

 
No, first he had to move the coffee table she ran under.
"Dirty" apparently has no limits.  Tongue
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