Breath Savers 'A Mint With More' (video) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 3:43am |
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ohhhhhh this is SO wrong and something I'd hope to never experience.
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Thor
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What's that last thing the woman says? I can't understand it. "????? Did you ever think of that?"
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She said
"Maybe I want to neutralize. Did you ever think of that?" |
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Thor
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Okay, thanks. So I guess we're supposed to think that she's hot for the ethnic'y guy and wants him to administer medication to her, a la that commercial (Xantac?) with the women and that fireman guy.
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Jimbo
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Not sure as to which commercial you are referring, but all I can assume is that there is some kind of underlying sex fetish going on with her. Actually, it's not true that that's all I can assume. It's all I WANT to assume. Because I'm just dirty minded like that. |
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Thor
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You know the one. Two chicks eating somewhere. One has heartburn. Suddenly, a handsome young fireman appears, to administer his medication to her. Now, the other one suddenly has heartburn. Looking at him with desire in her eyes, hunger in her heart and a moist dewiness developing between her thighs, she says "I have heartburn, too."
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Jimbo
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Nope. Fortunately (or unfortunately) I have never had the pleasure of viewing that particular bit of soft core porn disguised as a TV commercial. What I'm wondering is, when the fireman "administers his medication" to her, does he he have to unzip his trousers first? See? I told you I was dirty minded. |
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Thor
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It's actually Alka-Seltzer. No unzipping...he doesn't have to. He already features a big pole between his legs.
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Jimbo
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Hmmmmmmmm. No swarthy fireman with a big pole or horny women...
Just this: |
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Thor
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Hmmm...I dunno why it's doing that. But I checked, and that's the URL. Try Googling "ispot alka seltzer fireman café". |
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Jimbo
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OK that worked. I kinda figured if I went there from either the iSpot home page or Google it would probably work.
Sometimes these things just don't like copy/pasted links. Re: the ad... I was hoping for hotter women and a swarthier fireman. But you were right about the pole. |
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PaWolf
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^^^yea, o.k., fine...but the Inquiring Mindless need to know if you have heartburn, too?
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Thor
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Don't think it woulda worked with hotter women. Hotter women wouldn't have been so hungry. And I mean "hungry" in the sexual sense. |
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She wants to move that heartburn to that hotspot down below...
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No, first he had to move the coffee table she ran under. "Dirty" apparently has no limits.
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