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    Posted: 14 Oct 2018 at 1:44pm

Argh, I just saw this piece of sap commercial today.  Number one, it's too early to be seeing this.  And number two, I hate this commercial for it's grotesque lack of realism.

Where are the drunk uncles?  Or the people laying down, sleeping in the couch, taking up so much room that everyone else has to sit on the floor?  Or the people that eat all the crab dip before everyone in the room even knows that there's crab dip?  Or the ginormous TV screen playing some goofball movie with dragons?

Grrrr!!!  
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Clap YES!  Amen on all counts.  And...where did the picture-perfect meal come from?  Where is the poor person/persons stuck in the kitchen,  hovering over a hot stove and a cranking out those delicious dishes?  Where is the rotten kid whining about his meal and throwing glazed carrots at his sister?  Where is the entitled teenage cousin, who became a socially-conscious vegetarian last summer, lecturing everyone (in her Panera Bread Cleeeeean Food voice)  about the immorality of factory farming just as people are sitting down to eat?  Where are some of our favorite posters (see: Political Forum! OuchShocked) battling over the hors d'oevers as they debate the outrageousness of current events?  Will family relationships survive this holiday get-together?  After all....It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year!! Wink
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I'd like to know the name of the douchebag singing this song, he deserves a dickpunch award.

'In a one horse open sleigh'?


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!! RONTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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