Bad Band Names (Made Up)

Here, cat shit!!!
Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!!
Oragami Scissors
Where's the Toliet?
The Sink is my Urinator
Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered"
Toliet Clog Ecstasy
Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!!
Rat Hair
The Dog's Meow!
Uranated Blender
Message Clock Dicklicks
Urea. It's What's for Dinner.
Door Sweat
Too Short a Season
O o the Dryer's Flooded!
Dio and Spice
Ensign Kim's a Faggot
Urine Pineapple
Blacklighting Appliance of Doom
Controlling the Elements of Nature
Iridium 0047
Atomic Alarm Clock
Monsoon Too Soon
Dishwasher Crapola
Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump?
InDirectTV
Mouse Pee Squirtgun
Vaginal Defecation
Penile Perspiration
Blender Infection
RepHResh This, Asswipe!!!
Table Lamp Micturition
Tampax Sweat
Smudge Pot Cops
Gold Lamé Underwear
Star Trek: Voyeur
Looking Through Dirty Windows
Shooting Blank Master Locks
Laptop Computer Extrusion
Dishwasher Candiosity
Why do they Orbit like That?
Fucktards in Red
Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!!
Plutonium Baby Carrots
The MRI xxxxs
Concentrated Salvia Saliva
The Module Seska Stole
kMinimum Effort Maximum Candiosity!k
Playtex Bras are Yummy!
Open for Beeswax
Double Boobectomy
WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode?
I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering
Urinator Mint in My Milkshake
Penile Defecation

The Exerion Faggots
Those Blue Things Aren't Toliets
Light Bulb Whores
Zetia for Midgets
Ask Your Sewer Pickle
Mini-Wheats without Arms
Shogun Puke Gun
Hearing Aids for the Infantile
Lunar Jeopardy!
Enema Sharks
Rayburn's 2,458,770
The Pee Spuds
Corroded Mirror
Move Over the Thaw Bar
Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags
Rusty Envelope Pee
Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss
Stepping On Booze Bottles
AARUrine
Telephone Sweat
Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store
Rubik's Demolition
Wrecking Ball of Confusion
The Antimony Cards
Play the Nine
Golf Rackets
Tennis Clubs
Underarm Rain
The Shape of the Table
Defective Cupboards
Clogged Fireplace
Compact Disc Micturition
Veemon Sex
Demidevimon Bowling Ball
Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
The Trabe is Delicious
Melting Keyboards of Time
Millionaire Squalor
Sweet Toothache
Bunghole Ashes
Bitter Desk Lamp
These CDs Taste Sour!
Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!!
The Sysop's a Homo
Stargate SG-666
Ginny's Gin
Something Smells like Cat Pee
Clean Wash in the Washing Machine
Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs
Getting All Squeaky
Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toliet
Prufredin inn Oneh Our
Severe Seismic Dist...O SHIT!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!!
Volcanic Cola
Superwoofer
Underwater Xenon Eruption
O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!!
Religious Excrement
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot
1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins
Let's Go Inback Today
Urinal Sweat
Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light
Unbroken Link
The DHD is Busted!
Patio Turds
63 Billion Combinations
JATO Jeep
The Gate System's Hosed
Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Laser Coaster
Garbage Can Infection
Bang Her Maine
Yeast Bag
Harvey Ceilingbangers
Tripod with One Leg
Ghosthunted
The MRI Faggots
Light Sabre Leakage
Bubblehead Dolls
Get Out of My Wheelie Bin
The Dustman Did It!!!
Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea
Dustbin Devils
Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners
Dust Lorry Flat
He Makes Rash Decisions
Overwatered Togemon
The Dead Christmas Trees
Who Let the Tarantula Out?
Urine Saguaro
Rubik's Pukalution
Underwatered Palmon
Dead Knives

Carpenter Ant Uranation {note spelling}
The Toliet Has No Water
Cotton Floor
Yo, Wassup Homes?
Donkey Cirrhosis
1,000,000 Harems
360° Knee
Life Saver in Your Bladder
Banjo Perspiration
Deer Flatulence
The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning
'Sup?
Jewelry Radio
Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard
Something's in the Garage
Rayburn's Billion
GSN = Gnome Sex Network
Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs
The Humana Vaginas
Rubbers with Holes in Them!
Garbage Angels
Defective Cervical Ring
Prostrate Cancer Rats
The Harmon/Kardon Douches
Phoam Head Linda
Party Pooper Bulbs
Enema Juice from the Sky
Trash Cookies
Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
Panther is a Big Fat Idiot
Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space
Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus
Toxic Acetaminophen
Koji Minimoto...It is Time!
The Keebler Queers
Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing
Rome for Pot Smokers
Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer
?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13);
Unpleasant Mailbox Odour
Corroded Hedges
Loves Leaky Baby Toliets
"Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume"
Dice Sharks
Lunchbox Odour
Shark, the Dry Moose
Bathtub Sweat
Gameboy Primitive
Monkey Spittle
Beans Up Your Urethra
Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas
Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude
eDiets Offline
Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces
Vonage Sucks!!!
Sub Par Bathrooms
Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel
Legpit Deodourant
The Brick is In My Purse!
Pukebox Razor
I'll Bet It All Lower!
Excessive Cephalic Urination
Honey, the Stairs are Clogged
Washing Machine Defecation
Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
My Baseball Bat has a Hosel
You, Robot 
DSL = Doody Sewer Love
Somebody's Flushing the Door
Anal Gloves
Cellular Telephone Mitosis
Rubber Mittens
Cold-Blooded Canadians
Glass Baseball
Triangular Stop Sign
Greenish-Blue Blood
Black Like a Cardinal
The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie
I've Never Assimilated Butterflies
Probiotic Antibiotic
Nanites in the Bathtub
Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell
Kick Over the Ironing Board
There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes
The Password Today is "DOUCHE"
To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In
Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins
Orange Jello Eats It!!!
The Alarm Clocks are Flushable
Envelope Tears
Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton
Requiem for a Lezzy
Dumpster Pee
Garbage Tricycle
Army Toliet Tank
Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen
Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle
Cockroaches in the Bathtub
Rat Urine Squirt Gun
Miracle Earwax
Little Black Dress Disapproved
Hi, Flower!!!
Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man
The Carnation is Ticking

That Wendy's Fartknocker
Secret Men Clinical Protection
Digimon: Digital Bungholes
Interior Undecorator
Vaya Con Bungsnoids!
Yeah Yeah Yeah FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!!
Garbage Compactor Urine
Headlamp Defecation
Grindable Alarm Clocks
EEK!!! A Porpoise!!!
Wet Doorknob Smell
Helium-Urine Laser
Flying Clock
0.01¢ Stamps
Burnt Galaxies
Toasty Coffee Grinds
Receipt for Purchases Made in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Access Denied
Access Denied
Access Denied
Saran Wrap TV Boob Tube
Probability Assessment
Shitty Home Theatre, Coach
EEK!!! A Brontosaurus!!!
Smoking Ziggurats Are Hazardous to your Toliet
Bad Attitude Mouse
Cow Poop Crossbow
Aaron Esurance is a Bitch
Garbage Disposal Spam
Newspaper Toaster
♪ Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Butt ♪

Give the Rat a Bolus!
Step on the Candiosity Meter
Sperm Bear
Raisins Without Brains
Cinnamon's a Dummy
I Eat Food off the Floor
I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toliet
I Don't Wash My Hands
All Huge & Weak
The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive
Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol!
Bad Day Taped
Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store
Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toliet!!!
Rusty Cistern
Restasis Makes You Cry
Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame
India in South America
The Stinky Poalcats {sp. intentional}
Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!!
Tune-Up or Tune-Out
Eager Mole
Skating on Thick Syrup
We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer
Clothes on the Ceiling
Moist Camel Odour
Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces
♪ Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66 ♪
Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand
Chewing on Cans
The Panty Sniffers
Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same!
Suction Noses
Liver Obstruction
Spleen Masturbation
Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes
Puffy Balloon Smell
Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7
Ceiling Fan Huffer
Urine Incubator
Morning Wood
Radiator Snout
Snipping Off Our Inseminators

Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toliet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toliets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Dyke Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup!
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic
Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!

Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
Happy Meal of Rats
Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome
Oven Mulch
Dutch Elm Disorder
Banana Peelings
Miraculous Small Intestine
Monkey's Milk
Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down
The Coffee Table's Flooded!
Rotting Tomato Plants
The Wall Doilies
Insulator Sweat
Mouldy Birthday
Sour Sweet Cream Butter
Dumpster Breath
Biclops the Hunter
Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician
Deaf Leopard
Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back!
Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof
Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like FaGg0tS!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Puppies for Fun and Profit
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks

Uranated Closets
DED = Dark-Emitting Diode
The Enigmatic Enemabags
The Diaper Pail is My Urinator!
Automatic Dishwasher Douche
Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket
The Doorbell Sluts
Sweating on a Fan
Lawnmower Baseball Bats
Pickled Hamsters
Lava Tube Loogies
Periodic Table of the Geeks
Larval Volcanoes
Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate
Hedgehog Chrysalis
Professor Pester & the Ruffians
The Telephones are Crying
Bowling for Juneau
Doggy Dog
Irradiated Goldfish
The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear
Philodendron Micturition
Joy" to© the© World®
Pirate Shipwreck
The Woman Trap
Melted Popcycle Stick
Motherfucker Goose
Land Line Ringtones
Smoking Pots in the Kitchen
Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit
The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again!
Fried Rat Tails
The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots
Dipsty Dumpster Lactation
Antilock Brake Pulsation
Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar
Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies
Transmission Feces
Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot!
Boy or Boy?
Maury Povich and the Drag Queens
Ugly in Magenta
Eye of the Sperm Whale
Urethra of Destruction
It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is?
One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee?
Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots
Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!

Chainsaw Pussy
Used Chocolate Milk
Kitten Water
?BLOODY Q-TIPS FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 24576
PussyWhipped Cream
PWPOSMF Tomato
Shooting Pigeons
Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off
Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill
Air Rat Poop Hoopla
Irradiated Mouses
Camel Crapola
The Broom is Dead
Vacuum Urine
Banister Sweat
Urine Tylenol
Toliet Micturition
Fusion Nightlight
The English Bee
Publik Enema
Groom of Chaotica
The Mop isn't Wet
Gigantic Light Sensor
The Other Driver *CAN* See You
Flipping Off the Cops
Tempest® in a Toliet®
Swiffer Propaniacs
Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo?
Lane Anita Bryant
Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear
Corroded Rollator
Angelic Mechanic
He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering
Even Higher than 70
Drake the Damp Earthworm
Baby Sweat
Adult Plastic Toliets
This Frog Smells Funny
Ghost Poop
Uranated Pepsy
Puppy Saliva
Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar!
It's Kumkastik
Coward Urine
Formula 449,500
Uronium SWAT Team
The Punishment Zone
The Merferator Enforcers
Military Cannoñata
Rat Crap Barf
Warm Horse Brander
Dog Milk
Canary Spittle
Steel Wool Lantern
Paper Stove
What's Wrong with My Peepee?
As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
Microwaveable Water
Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses
Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again!

Guitar Thrashers
Over the Gun
Public Enema #1
The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes"
Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories
I'm Off the Shallow End, Throw Me some Lead!
Eating Cardinal Shit
Drumstick Assassins
Mop Handle Doucheholes
Dillhole Pickles
Enemabag Sweat
Douchebag Lacrimation
Tumbledickweed
Camel on a Hot Plasma Roof
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Their Tag Line: "If You Sprinkle while You Tinkle, Please be Neat & Wipe the Seat"
Our Tag Line: "If You Miss while You Piss, Please be Cool & Wipe the Stool"
We Have a Flap in the Bottom
Little Squeaky Mouses
Uranium Urine
PHUQ and the SKRU2s
Expelling Feces
Accidental Recharge
Lamppost Rats
Immerse Yourself in Urine
Plutonium Poo
Cat Scratch Elevated Body Temperature
The Pac Maniacs
This Box is Really Shittily Designed
Cleanax Cottonelle Puppy Semen
Eggland's Worst Chicken Embroyos
Eddie's Not Home Today
Reniassance Man
Clam Enema
Smelly Chainsaw Discharge
Douche Liquid Under the Car
Pee Tomato
Fecal Cauliflower
Solid Plumr
Chemical Drain Clogger
Plumber's Harmer
Pee your Pants
"Tephone" Cheese {note sp.}
Prince Flatulence
Those Blue Things on the Wall Aren't Defecators!
Kik Uh Phuking Wal-Mowntid Porselen Urenater Oph thuh Wal! {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Broken Telegraph Wire
Bowling for Urochrome
Octopus in a Cold, Damp Cellar
Dryer Micturition
The Family Food
Small Beehive Hair
Toliet Soup
Flush the Bathtub!
Honey, there's Poo in the Faucet!
What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?!?
Aquapod SUX!!!
"All" Large & Weak
Grab a Cue and Play Some Pocket Pool
Cellular Phoney
Radiometers of Fury
Quit Talking and Start Chalking!
The Jogging Assclowns
Buttmonkey Enema
Used Stoves
Chainsaw Lavage
Hydrofluoric Acid Mouthdouche
The Pussywhipped Accordions
Leaking Desk Lamp Bulb
Marinated Squirrels
Squeaky Feral Cats
COPD of the Penis
Crestor = Dick Medication?
Coprophilia
Pocket Swimming Pool
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Zested Squirrels
Orange Peel Vomit
Do Not Feed the Rat
Sewer Camels
Mouse Urine in the Marinator
The Commodore 64 has 64 Sprites...NOT!!!
American Idle
Chemical-Free Champagne
Unlimited Time Offer
Phallic Grafitti

Wheel of Destitution
Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Work. Cry. Shrink.
Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Boiling Hot Urine
Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns
Spooky Flashlight
Small Town of 1,053,000
Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!!
Liquid Helium II
Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz
The Micturition Stoves
Stomping on Beer Bottles
Coffee Cup Psoriasis
Weenus
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Inseminator
Ballpoint Penis
Q the Ordinary
Flameless Candle
Whitelight Cat Pee Detector
Uranated Bulls
Warp Core Breach in Progress!!!
Fleming Valve Nads
Rotating Clock of Doom
Witches Tasty Broo
Positron Poo
Antiprotons from Heaven
Antineutrinos from Purgatory
Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Antitachyons from...Somewhere
The New Ball & Chain
Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations!
Tripod with Five Legs
Alyme!!! Alyme!!!
Pray for the Clouds
Caught in a Mosharmpit
Disenchanted Firebugs
We Put the Fun back in Funeral
We Put the Die back in Diode
We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional
Firebug Majick
Opaque LED Day Lights
There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze!
Murder for Rent
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs!
Cockroaches in the Urinator
Your Home: Superfund Site
Homo Alone
Commiting 1st Degree Murder on Two Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample
Gasoline in the Toliet
Diet is Die with a "T"
Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toliet
Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah
Grasser Hopper
160.57 Decibel Cricket
UVA Infrared Bulb
Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Urinous Amber
Resinous Vomit
Rabbit Fecal Pellets
Gooseneck Shiites
Miracle Dick
How Bad is Our Urine?
Sweat Glands Suck!
Pee Trap Micturition
Nursery Cryme
TV Defecation
A Rat Stole My Shoes
My Socks have Holes
Urine Fever
Using Beer Bottles as Defecators
Pattern Buffer Disaster
Pitons of Destruction
Screwdriver of Chocolate
Watch your Braining!
Overflowing Sock Drawer
Soul Inhibitor
Quantum Phase Homosexuality
Ponn Farr Flatulence
The Ritual Wristwatches
That Incessant Psychobabble
Tinkle Tantrum
3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector
Instinctual Micturition
Poisonous Blanket
Redlight Dog Piss Detector
Requiem for A47
866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light!
Poddy Vegetable
Prototype Number Zero Zero Zero One is Ready to Receive an Ass Beating
The Poddy Factory