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Raisins Without Brains
Cinnamon's a Dummy
I Eat Food off the Floor
I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toliet
I Don't Wash My Hands
All Huge & Weak
The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive
Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol!
Bad Day Taped
Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store
Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toliet!!!
Rusty Cistern
Restasis Makes You Cry
Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame
India in South America
The Stinky Poalcats {sp. intentional}
Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!!
Tune-Up or Tune-Out
Eager Mole
Skating on Thick Syrup
We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer
Clothes on the Ceiling
Moist Camel Odour
Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces
Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66
Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand
Chewing on Cans
The Panty Sniffers
Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same!
Suction Noses
Liver Obstruction
Spleen Masturbation
Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes
Puffy Balloon Smell
Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7
Ceiling Fan Huffer
Urine Incubator
Morning Wood
Radiator Snout
Snipping Off Our Inseminators
Enuresis of the Soul
Spreading the Terminus
Snot from My Zits
5.8 Watt Cornflower
Carol Wrong Gifts
Mugix
Guilmon's a Fagget
Wristwatch Uranation {note sp.}
Magic Smoke from TV Sets
Box of Rat Turds
S'Not Snot
Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison
Chartreuse Magic
Cleanax Stuffing Up the Washer
Camel Feces Pistol
Tritium "FAGGOT" Sign
LED Tester/Destructor
Spiders for Din-Din
Leprosy Spindles
Burning the Candle at Five Ends
Hot Overflowing Robots from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Telephone Infection
Your Roommate's a Ruminant!
That Coily Hot Thing Inside a Light Bulb
Full Power to the Elektroblaster!!!
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  Damn Fart!!! Crap Boobs Crap!!!
Machinery of Peptic Ulcers
Radioactive Mousepad
Tripping Over Washing Machine Hoses
Eeeewww! The Doorknob's Inseminated!!!
Who Forgot to Flush the Deep Fat Fryer?
Flaming Bags of Poo on the Porch
The 'El Kabatski' Pest Control Method
The Pooping Ruminants
That 3-Wheeled Scooter has a Nasty Bite
Poisonous Vanity
Carpet Pig
Dangerous Christmas Light Blubs
Find it Now in the Diary Case {note sp.}
Venomous Cane
Praying Mantis of H8RED
Polly's Got Metallica


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The Colin-Oscopies
Brown Streaks
Bedknobs
The Buggles (oh wait - that one is real)
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dahs
Cyrus the Virus (oops - real - sorry)
Ima Pretender and the Chrissy Be-Hyndes
Poledancer
Manscape
Harry Pitts and the Right Guard
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The Mustard Cutters
Lanesplitter
The Texas Exes
Club Paranoia
Ten Finger Discount
Secondhand Smokers
King Arthur's Yankees
Berger and Frye
Newsbreakers
Group Therapy
The Unwatched Dancers
Laughing Liver Lovers

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Toxic Rug
Slay Her Slayer
White Metal
Toilet Pig
Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case
Carpet Inseminator
Gangsta Masta Bata
Table Oinker
Chandelier of H8
Vamoose ya Varmint!
Edible Feces {yucko!!!}
The Puss-Encrustulated Penises
Vomiting Band-Aids
Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction
What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle?
Hairdryer Douche
Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Retroactiv
Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower
Venomous Insulators
When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
♪ Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You! ♪
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!
"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toliet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake


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I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
♪ You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town ♪
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toliets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a Nine Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Lesbian Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup!
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic


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Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!
Chrystler Bible Cruiser
Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toliet Muscle No Telephony!
You Won a Tank!!!
Rusted Out Toliet Bowl
Corroded Bathtub
Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
♪ Mary Had a Little Whore ♪
Broken Battery
Burst Toliet
Do Not Spit in the Urinators
King David Bites!!!
Blanket Uranation {note sp.}
Stem Cell Osterisation
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!!
Access Granted
Access Granted
Access Granted
Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables
12:34:56 7-8-90
Addicted to GSN & ESPN!
Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree
Pathetic Clown
Bakery Guts
How to Disembowel a Penis
Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!}
Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men
Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional}
Floor Lamp Infection
Mood Watch
Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys
Kitchen Shower
Radiance of the Seven Urinators
Table Lamp Fungus
Periodic Table of the Nerds
Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider!
Doorbell Deodouriser
Mouthdouche
Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher!
Fungal Scrotum
Bowling Ball Infection
♪ And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out ♪
Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling}
Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike
The Busted Washing Machines
Stove on Strike
Peeing in the Pool
Milking Refrigerators
Tripping Over Microphone Cords


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Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator
Toidy
Floor Flushers
Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional}
Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
Happy Meal of Rats
Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome
Oven Mulch
Dutch Elm Disorder
Banana Peelings
Miraculous Small Intestine
Monkey's Milk
Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down
The Coffee Table's Flooded!
Rotting Tomato Plants
The Wall Doilies
Insulator Sweat
Mouldy Birthday
Sour Sweet Cream Butter
Dumpster Breath
Biclops the Hunter
Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician
Deaf Leopard
Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back!
Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof


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Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like Faggots!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Dogs
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks
Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection
I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet
Who Framed Roger Dodger?
Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car?
Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot!
Broken Bicycle Spokes
Spooky Sounds Urinator
Clumped Cat Pee Dance
Hairdryer Enema
Car Insurance Thieves
Paintball Gun Ecstacy
Sickly Sweetheart
Boyz to Boyz
Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz
Radiofinger
College Desk Lamp of H8
Spreading the Enuresis
Mouldy Spoons
The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited
Eliza Douchekoo
Control Spires of Disregard
Park Bench Pigeon Poop
Stepping on Wrenches
Lake of Poo
Magmatic Cool-Aide
Purple Jellÿ
The Douche Crew
Arsibie LaVargis
Volcanic Steak
Whizzing in the Sink
Motorcycle Urine
Giving Him the Clap
Used Toliet Oil
Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment
You've Got Enemas!!!
Die Easy The Used Douche
Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale
Sticking Our Heads through Bars
Flashing Pet Dark
Broken Pool Cue Hoopla
Get the 17 Ball!!!
Prince Fairy Stick
Giving the Dog a Bidet
Don't Tep on the Titty Tat!
Drug Dogs
Crime Dog
We Haven't Come for You All
Cat Water Bowl Enuresis
Rock Dogs
Lazy like a Log
The Pack is Not Back


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Camel Water
Gamegirl Advanced
Pool Ball Madness
Pinball Nerds
Ping Pong Puckernuts
Tennis Shoe Sissies
Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down
Patio Micturition
Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes
Love Mail Douche
Piano Burglars
Cello Keys
Accordion Strings
Bongo Tuning Pegs
Bubble Gun Smasher
Lighting Candy Siggerets {sp. intentional}
Uranated Closets
DED = Dark-Emitting Diode
The Enigmatic Enemabags
The Diaper Pail is My Urinator!
Automatic Dishwasher Douche
Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket
The Doorbell Sluts
Sweating on a Fan
Lawnmower Baseball Bats
Pickled Hamsters
Lava Tube Loogies
Periodic Table of the Geeks
Larval Volcanoes
Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate
Hedgehog Chrysalis
Professor Pester & the Ruffians
The Telephones are Crying
Bowling for Juneau
Doggy Dog
Irradiated Goldfish
The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear
Philodendron Micturition
Joy™ to© the© World®
Pirate Shipwreck
The Woman Trap
Melted Popcycle Stick
Motherfucker Goose
Land Line Ringtones
Smoking Pots in the Kitchen
Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit
The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again!
Fried Rat Tails
The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots
Dipsty Dumpster Lactation
Antilock Brake Pulsation
Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar
Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies
Transmission Feces
Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot!
Boy or Boy?
Maury Povich and the Drag Queens
Ugly in Magenta
Eye of the Sperm Whale
Urethra of Destruction
It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is?
One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee?
Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots


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Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos
EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toliet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "Я" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as Much as a Leaking Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?
?Wheelchair Error
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica
Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Jinx is a Fish


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