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Night Light Death Ray
My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
Megabyterapers
Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
Sweating Volcano
Urinous Showerhead
♪ Kimm Cardassian ♪
Puttles in His Pittles {sp. intentional}
Excreting Richard Nixon
Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune
Devouring Our Axillae
Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes
♪ We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes ♪
Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin
Rotting Wheelchair
Purple is Extremely Noisy
Liquid Helicopter
Exploding Lice in my Laundry
Scalding Dog Doodie
The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty
Hairless Wild Boars
Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo!
Two Hundred Cups of Coffee
Urinous f**king Rose Bush
Licking Moose Antlers
Robot Turds
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane
Java Sweat
TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!!
Carbonated Pet Rats
Volcanic Hirsutism
Exploding Liquid Paper
Automated Light Bulb Destructor
Frozen Walker on a Stick
Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows
Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas
Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator
Cats Landing on Saturn
The Cow Jumped Over the Sun
Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids
Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory
Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes
Encrustulated Milk Jug
Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat
Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead
Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt
Satanic HVAC Tech
Tampon Bathysphere
Sentient Young Vomiting Valence
Flattened 'Pepsy' Can
Liquid Plumbr Enema
Milk Has No Penus
Playtex Bathyscape
Liquid Mullet
Battlestar Tampax
Selsun Sultan
Showing a Dildo to a Faggot
Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant
Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand
Burglars & Scones
Chair Urin8r
Catheters Copulate Noisily
There's No 'I' in 'God'
Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens
I Can Shit a Crescent Roll
Drāno Enema
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Diaper Repairman
Chainsaw Enema
Uranated Tampon {note sp.}
Bank Tylenol
Fizzy Toliet
Goodbye Porpoise
Hazardous Redwood
Urinal Explosion
Spazzy Sink
Tampax Astronaut
Blackened Fish Tail
Yak Vomitus
Loud Chair {toilet}
Fishtank on the Floor {toilet}
Terra Cotto Salami
Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine
Douchebucket
Mr.SnausageSniffer
SpongeBoob HypodermicPants
Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe}
Terror Destructor
Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes!
Piss Flute
Aural Assault
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}
PHUQ & YR K47 TU!
Studly Collars of H8Red
The Nippular Area
That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That!
Douche Bikini
Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves}
The Boobal Area
Eu de Poontang
We're So Coral!
The Diaper Bandits
Smells Like Nookie
Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional}
Tastes Like Piss Ants
The Dead Socks
Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer
Big Ears Like a Ferengi
This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis


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Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas
The Busted Sissy Sticks
Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof
SHY-Oh-Lay
Toa-LYE-It
Where's the Maggots?
Nocturnal Defecation
I Guess Tummz is Temporary
The Seven Year Bitch
Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it}
Duke is Not a Rat
Perianal Nappy Itch
The TV Tube is Pregnant
Conducting Insulators
Uranated Goldfish {note sp.}
We Aren't Peckerheads!
Triolic Waves of Love
International Corduroy
Uranating on the Machine {note sp.}
Masturbating Tampon Parade
Bookmarking Our Bungholes
Salty Peckerwood
Fire Comes from Firemen
I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar!
URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional}
Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl
Kissing the Black Gear
Satan's Duotronic Robots
Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken
Stinks Like Preteen Spirits
Kotex U-Boat
Redwood Solids
Bruce Willis Shooting a Toliet
You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone
Eucalyptus Impersonator
Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
Orange Crush Necrosis
The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb
Naked Supermodel Chunks
Telepathic Piddlehead
C-3PO Lives in my Armpit
Unicorn Fart Pastry
Washing Your Dishes in the Toliet
You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Tenna Twirl
The Invisible Woman is a Twat!
Leaky Bush Pail
DVDs that Sweat
Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby
Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe!


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Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left
He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
Viva Moñitor
HypnoSphere™
What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
Light Meters of Destruction
The Five Horsemen
Lederhosen in Blood-Red
Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat
HypnoTrapezoid™
This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
Camera Micturition
You Can't Spell 'MURINE' Without 'URINE' 
Neocortex Lavage
Satanic Floating Eyeball
The Goldfish are Squeaky
Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets
Trance-O-Tron™
Maximum Candiosity to the Shower Curtain
Rhododendron Spiller
Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit)
The Lubricated Snausages
Babie Fat
Tree Larvae
Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat!
The Douche Song
Sand Mustard
Faggy Phone Thug
The Litterbox Song Song
Femtotubular "F"
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position™
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
♪ Oooo, Certified Honeybuns! ♪
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
♪ I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Candiosity ♪
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!


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The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
♪ Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party ♪
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel!
He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers!
We Don't Like You
Magical Urine Shower
Anthraxosis
Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet
Cactus Nymphs
Revelationarama
Eucalyptus Killer
Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial}
Slower than Sloth sh*t
Wrapping Christmas Water
Burned Replicated Bird Meat
Spectrometer of Doom
Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha!
Leaving the Lamp Unflushed
We Aren't Greenhorns
Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled}
♪ We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id! ♪
Bowling for Barium Enemas
Coffee Cups Full of Micturition
Getting a Suntan on Venus
The Shark Attack Broom
Flushing After 3:37am
NO WRONG!!!
Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!)
Whirlm without a Dream
♪ A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away! ♪
Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth!
♪ Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser ♪
Panty Sweat
Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher)
Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb


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Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Invisible Sweat
Brick (Shit)house
Table Lamp Emesis
Biochemical Lacrimation
Rotten Dog Odour
Piss Satan
Electromechanical Nerds
Vacuum Nads
Infected Piss Weasel
Penile Gang Member
There's a Rat on the Cat Tree!
Ambien Walrus
Wet Cat Smell
Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily!
Zealotry
Sparking Up a J
Scrambled Afterbirth
Vulcan Thumbf**k
Transfinancial
Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional}
The Toliet Muscles
Pain in the Diodes
Doobie Enuresis
Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit
Warm Carbonated Micturition
Reconstituted Faggots
Powdered Sink
Instant Toliet -- Just Add Mud
Fizzy Dentifrice
The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones)
Hooray for Asphalt!
Nair Alibi
Mayonnaise Hardon
Broken Ketchup
Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows
Green Jello Rulz!!!
Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve
Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl


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Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes!
That Pizza is Brie
Urin8r Destroyr
Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again
Tennis, Antibody?
Chromodynamic Geeks
Axe Anticavity Douche
♪ Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain! ♪
There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
♪ No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks! ♪
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
Asshole Chair
Vengeance Metal
Saturn on Hell
Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze
There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery!
♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet!
Pig Benis
Rig Bubber
Batteries from Hell
The Guy who Wrote the Song
Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Mechanically Seperated Chicken
Antiproton Soup
Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss!
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Neutron Hosebag
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Stop Pooping in My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad
Secondary Hull Lavage
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing!
The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.)
The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Dying Rose Bush Lactation
Envelope Emesis
Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!*
PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall
Free Cockroaches!
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Piss Cauliflower
Velvet Asshaberdasher
Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits
Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampotty Shampoo!
Cardiac Cuttlege
Sweeping the Ceiling
Cleanax Micturition
You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Arrested Java Shampoo
Muttonchops from Heaven
Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier
Mopping the Dishwasher
Vaccuming the Fishtank
Trump is a Douchenoozle
Waxing the Lawn
The Rascalators
Ironing the Toliet
Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures
Shampooing a Giraffe
Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer
Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal!
?OVERFLOW OF THE TOLIET  ERROR {sp. intentional}
Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes
Smell Ya Later Computator!
Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket
Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional}
Shampooing the Toliet
Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin
Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling
Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes
Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser!
Foul Cerebrum Odour
Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes
Hairy Nutsack Explosion
The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band
Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer
The Greenhorns are Squeaky
♪ They Call Me Dilute Urine! ♪ (quite rightly)
Mopping a Moose
Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch
Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell
Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Paricium is some High-Tech Shit
The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again
Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag
Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs
Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace
That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs
Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor


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Rubbin' Uglies
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat.
There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree!
Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee!
Piss Ants "Я" Us
Bad Titmouse! Shame On You!
Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk
These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages
Defecating into a Wheelie Bin
Eating Soup with Molten Spoons
Leaving Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional)
♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪
Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs
The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher
Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes
Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash
Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Mopping the Chandelier
Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes
Hairy Panties
Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie
Windows XP -- Are You Shitting Me?
Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug!
The Destitution of Smaug
Ignorance of the Flowerpot
Smells Like Burning Plastic
Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach
-17° and No Air Conditioning
Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed
Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney
Toxic Fireplace Syndrome
Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster with a Shotgun
Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange
Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional}
Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy
Peach Pit Stenosis
Girls Don't Got Rythm
Cat Piss Fever
♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪
Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional}
I 8 PP
Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks
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Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional}
Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist!
Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional}
Pedophiles are Brie
Smoke Like a Chimney
Rat Piddle Hyperthermia
Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks
Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker
Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur
Hydrofluoric Acid Douche
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional}
Sweat Farm


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