Bad Band Names (Made Up)

There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
Asshole Chair
Vengeance Metal
Saturn on Hell
Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze
There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery!
♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet!
Pig Benis
Rig Bubber
Batteries from Hell
The Guy who Wrote the Song
Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Mechanically Seperated Chicken
Antiproton Soup
Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss!
57 Magots
Neutron Hosebag
Sample Text
Stop Inseminating My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad
Secondary Hull Lavage
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing!
The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.)
The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Smell it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Dying Rose Bush Lactation
Envelope Emesis
Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!*
PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall
Free Cockroaches!
Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker
Piss Cauliflower
Velvet Asshaberdasher
Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits
Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampoddy Shampoo!
Cardiac Cuttlege
Sweeping the Ceiling
Cleanax Micturition
You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Arrested Java Shampoo
Muttonchops from Heaven
Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier
Mopping the Dishwasher
Vaccuming the Fishtank
Trump is a Douchenoozle
Waxing the Lawn
The Rascalators
Ironing the Toliet
Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures

Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional}
Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist!
Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional}
Pedophiles are Brie
Smoke Like a Chimney
Rat Piddle Hyperthermia
Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks
Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur
Hydrofluoric Acid Douche
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional}
Sweat Farm
Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra
Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce
I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter!
The Dog's Bollocks have Popped
That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane!
Panda Bear Lacrimation
Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses
Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop
Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema
Narrow++
Stepping in Cricket Doody
Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot
Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
Is it Kleanex or Cleenax?
(Tree) Bucket of Concrete
Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber
Satin is Cute
Corporal Antilepton Sysops
Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve
Bush Pail
The Comfort Blanket is Micturating
Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof
It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium!
Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes
Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle
Being Booted Off the Blunderbus
Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy
Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack
Bust a Cap in Your Socks
Disposing of Shittake Toadstools
Dew the Do!
Carbonated Beetles
Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat.
There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree!
♪ The Fagot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee!
Piss Ants "Я" Us
Bad Titmouse! Shame On You!
Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk
♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪
These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages
{Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die?
Antelope Micturition
Cauliflower Sweat
Tablet PC Bulemia
Telephone Diuresis
Ewww! Meteor Shit!
There is No "I" in Cleanax
Giving the Cat an Enema
I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet
The Sonars
♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush BOOM!!! ♪
Merry Fishmas
Lemon Zester Insemination
Greenteeth Corded Earphones
♪ Three Little Mittens They Lost Their Kittens ♪

Honey, Grab Me the Feminator!
Auntie Em's Deader Than a Doorknob!
{sung to the tune of, "Santa Baby"} ♪ Monster Baby, Come Flood the Toilet With Me! ♪
Pushbroom Micturition
Squeaky Sounds Uranator/Table Lamp {sp. intentional}
Santa Clause Uranating Into a Stocking
Mrs. Clause Playing for the Other Team
A Rat Pee'd On My Socks
Needles On My Toes
What's Wrong with the Asshole Thermometer?
Crushing the Disease
Rattling Sounds Violin
The Marinator's Flooded!
Breaking a Shitbowl with a Hammer
Lava Lamp Fungus
Tuba Solo
Playing Competetive Monopoly
Like a Porcupine in a Balloon Factory
MDS {Missing Dick Syndrome}
Dogs Shit Empenada!

Yo! Whassup Homes?

Strawberry Penis
Cat Shit Enchilada!
MY CAT EATS HIS OWN POOP!
Dogshit Taco!
Drinking Shampoo Because It Tastes Shitty
Pee is Stored in the Balls
CRUSTY OLD FARTS
Santa Clause Destroying a Saucer
Getting Pissed and Kicking a Urenal Off the Wall
Santa's Elves Going Poddy on a Telephone
Moose Exterminator
Carbonated Douchenoozle
Some Piss Ant Pee'd on a Lamp
Things That Tick
Angry McPisseron's a Faggot
Scratch & Sniff Alarm Clocks
The Talking Bomb Pee'd on My Socks
Table Lamp Micturition
Popping Zits On My Houseplant
Nuclear Assassin
Duke Wellington is a Coprophile
Java Disintegration Syndrome
My Pissbladder's Full of Apple Juice
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant

Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
♪ He's Got a Plastic Peebag! ♪
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!
♪ It's Raining It's Pouring the Old Man is Snoring  Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down! ♪
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
kDesign It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!k
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
He's Got a Plastic Peebag!
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!
Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
House Micturition
Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains
Urinal Abuse
The Stove is Sparking
Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
I am Cornholio!
I need TP for my Bunghole!
You will Give me...All Your Caca!
A Fugly Bedroom Group!

Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
Bird Fork
Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
Leaking Fishtank
Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
Golf is for Faggets!
The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair
Break Up those Boxes
Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
Botched Colostomy Bag
Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
{spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
kI Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmmk
Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
Performing Bad Magic Offstage
Yankee Leg
Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
kWrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Nightk
kYou'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!k
Caffienation Deactivation
A Hair on the Toliet Seat
Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
Makes You go Poo-Poo
Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
kChristmas Comes just Once This Yeark
The Bungknockers
Public Restroom Puddle
Stargate SG-2,458,770
kOoooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!k
Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS!
Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
Aircraft Bumblebee
Ninja Micturition
Carpet Rat
{male singing} kI Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boyk
Fighting Futons
N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
Mythconfirmers
Violence Metal
The Pack isn't Back
Smash Bulbz!
Screaming Against Vengeance
Feel the Slotted Spoon
The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney
Punch Buggy
Peeing on the Third Rail
Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
The Magic Intestine
Pissing on an Electric Fence
Dammitol
Fuckitol
Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement
It's the Meeeeeers!
Crystal (Meth) Castles
Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
Screwitol
Fudgeitol
Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
Peeing Out Consonants
Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
Time to be a Hero Doctor!
Who Busted the Toliet?!?
Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toliet tank}
Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
Gay Pride of Lions
Octagonal Festival
Taking a Dumpster
Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
Crying on My Stage
Triangular Rats
There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
kWho's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!k
Our Songs are all Earworms
You Got a Cash Mayday!
Food Fight Quest
Urine Cabbage
Money Taxi
Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
Greenteeth® Earphones
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
Buxten Disorganiser
Cellular Telephone Discharge
Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
Jellyfish Feces
It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
Snails that Sweat

Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vaccum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys
No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?

The Crickets are Stinking

Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
The Oven is Pissing
My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
?CONSTIPATION ERROR
Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
Anesthetise this Bitch!
Turned Resistor
Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
Captain Proton to the Rescue
Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
Hummer Feeder
The Freezer is Melting
Drinking Hot Cat Poddy
Poor, Poor Pitiful You
Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
{making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
Battery Enema
The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
I'm 43 and I Love It!
Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
IR-Emitting UV Laser
The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
Doorframe Trauma
Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
USB Urinator Spud Valve
Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet
Polly Wants an Enema!
Tilex Grows Mould
{shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
Screen Door on a Submarine
Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
Taking the Bate
You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!!
Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
Tennis Ball Micturition
Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads
Peckerbreath
Peterhead
Aural Illusions
Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
Optical Delusions
Ninja Snake Micturition
Scanning the Garbage
Viva Toliet!!!
Raindude
Rat-a-Touie
STFU Billy Mays!!!
Flushing the Sink
What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
Warm Dog Candy
You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
Flushing for Ketchikan
The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Coffee Cup
When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!!
BLOG = Bullshit Log
Bowling for Barrow
P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
Catnip for the Amish
What's That Fucking Noise?!?
B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!! {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
Shitting in the Sauna
Left Guard
Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket
Worshipping Cat Urine
Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet
Invasion of the Stoves

As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
Microwaveable Water
Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses

One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee?
Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots
Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos
EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toliet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "/" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?
Wheelchair Error
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica
Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Jinx is a Fish
Queer the Test Tube
Eighty Lifelines Left
FalseBrown Landcare
Calling Hubby to the Rug!
Moving in Monaural
Greyhound Bus Tub
Tipping is Not a City in China
The Bagless Garbage Bags
Urinous Pee
Fecal Poop
The Unibomber's a Lezzy
Penis Up Your Ears!
Belly Button Night Light
Air & Water Deodouriser
The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit
Houserat Ambush
AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet

Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof
Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like FaGg0tS!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Puppies for Fun and Profit
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks
Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection
I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet
Who Framed Roger Dodger?
Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car?
Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot!
Broken Bicycle Spokes
Spooky Sounds Urinator
Clumped Cat Pee Dance
Hairdryer Enema
Car Insurance Thieves
Paintball Gun Ecstacy
Sickly Sweetheart
Boyz to Boyz
Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz
Radiofinger
College Desk Lamp of H8
Spreading the Enuresis
Mouldy Spoons
The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited
Eliza Douchekoo
Control Spires of Disregard
Park Bench Pigeon Poop
Stepping on Wrenches
Lake of Poo
Magmatic Cool-Aide
Purple Jellÿ
The Douche Crew
Arsie LaVargis
Volcanic Steak
Whizzing in the Sink
Motorcycle Urine
Giving Him the Clap

Vomiting Band-Aids
Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction
What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle?
Hairdryer Douche
Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Retroactiv
Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower
Venomous Insulators
When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You!
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!
"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toliet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toliets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Dyke Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance

Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
Panther is a Big Fat Idiot
Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space
Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus
Toxic Acetaminophen
Koji Minimoto...It is Time!
The Keebler Queers
Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing
Rome for Pot Smokers
Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer
?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13);
Unpleasant Mailbox Odour
Corroded Hedges
Loves Leaky Baby Toliets
"Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume"
Dice Sharks
Lunchbox Odour
Shark, the Dry Moose
Bathtub Sweat
Gameboy Primitive
Monkey Spittle
Beans Up Your Urethra
Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas
Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude
eDiets Offline
Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces
Vonage Sucks!!!
Sub Par Bathrooms
Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel
Legpit Deodourant
The Brick is In My Purse!
Pukebox Razor
I'll Bet It All Lower!
Excessive Cephalic Urination
Honey, the Stairs are Clogged
Washing Machine Defecation
Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
My Baseball Bat has a Hosel
You, Robot 
DSL = Doody Sewer Love
Somebody's Flushing the Door
Anal Gloves
Cellular Telephone Mitosis
Rubber Mittens
Cold-Blooded Canadians
Glass Baseball
Triangular Stop Sign
Greenish-Blue Blood
Black Like a Cardinal
The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie
I've Never Assimilated Butterflies
Probiotic Antibiotic
Nanites in the Bathtub
Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell
Kick Over the Ironing Board
There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes
The Password Today is "DOUCHE"
To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In
Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins
Orange Jello Eats It!!!
The Alarm Clocks are Flushable
Envelope Tears
Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton
Requiem for a Lezzy
Dumpster Pee
Garbage Tricycle
Army Toliet Tank
Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen
Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle
Cockroaches in the Bathtub
Rat Urine Squirt Gun
Miracle Earwax
Little Black Dress Disapproved
Hi, Flower!!!
Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man
The Carnation is Ticking
Nicodermatologist PHUQ
Neutral Ammortisation
Cat Tree Psoriasis
The Toliet's Too Hot
Liar Liar Pants on Phire
Programmed by Predators
Entomology Douchebags
Bug Collector Bungholes
The Freezer's Too Cold
I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies

Wheaties...Breakfast of Whimps
Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wefty Wefty Wefty!
Wheelless Wheelie Bin
Here is Your Money, Thank You!!!
Refrigerator Micturition
Radio Controlled Defecator
Let's Not Make a Deal!
The Sperm Bottle Bomber
Live Batteries in the Garbage
Scrolling Billboard of H8RED
The Puckernuts
Requiem for a Hosehead
Butterflies are Brie
Galloping Kittens
The National Anthrax
Reverse-Reverse Morgage
The Unflushed Bidets
We Don't Speak Mexican
Italian Fries
Telephone Hate Mail
The Exerion Faggots
Those Blue Things Aren't Toliets
Light Bulb Whores
Zetia for Midgets
Ask Your Sewer Pickle
Mini-Wheats without Arms
Shogun Puke Gun
Hearing Aids for the Infantile
Lunar Jeopardy!
Enema Sharks
Rayburn's 2,458,770
The Pee Spuds
Corroded Mirror
Move Over the Thaw Bar
Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags
Rusty Envelope Pee
Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss
Stepping On Booze Bottles
AARUrine
Telephone Sweat
Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store
Rubik's Demolition
Wrecking Ball of Confusion
The Antimony Cards
Play the Nine
Golf Rackets
Tennis Clubs
Underarm Rain
The Shape of the Table
Defective Cupboards
Clogged Fireplace
Compact Disc Micturition
Veemon Sex
Demidevimon Bowling Ball
Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
The Trabe is Delicious
Melting Keyboards of Time
Millionaire Squalor
Sweet Toothache
Bunghole Ashes
Bitter Desk Lamp
These CDs Taste Sour!
Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!!
The Sysop's a Homo
Stargate SG-666
Ginny's Gin
Something Smells like Cat Pee
Clean Wash in the Washing Machine
Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs
Getting All Squeaky
Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toliet
Prufredin inn Oneh Our
Severe Seismic Dist...O sh*t!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!!
Volcanic Cola
Superwoofer
Underwater Xenon Eruption
O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!!
Religious Excrement
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot
1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins
Let's Go Inback Today
Urinal Sweat
Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light
Unbroken Link
The DHD is Busted!
Patio Turds
63 Billion Combinations
JATO Jeep
The Gate System's Hosed
Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Laser Coaster
Garbage Can Infection
Bang Her Maine
Yeast Bag
Harvey Ceilingbangers
Tripod with One Leg
Ghosthunted
The MRI Faggots
Light Sabre Leakage
Bubblehead Dolls
Get Out of My Wheelie Bin
The Dustman Did It!!!
Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea
Dustbin Devils
Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners
Dust Lorry Flat
He Makes Rash Decisions
Overwatered Togemon
The Dead Christmas Trees
Who Let the Tarantula Out?
Urine Saguaro