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Taking a Dumpster
Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
Crying on My Stage
Triangular Rats
There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
♪ Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!! ♪
Our Songs are all Earworms
You Got a Cash Mayday!
Food Fight Quest
Urine Cabbage
Money Taxi
Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
Greenteeth® Earphones
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
Buxten Disorganiser
Cellular Telephone Discharge
Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
Jellyfish Feces
It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
Snails that Sweat
Porno for Sperm Whales
Decibal Police
Used Breast
Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat
♪ Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow! ♪
Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes}
Dirty & Unclear
Bird Poop Hooplah
The Rain is Crying
Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage
Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe
Lose,Lose, LOSE!!!
SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder
Create Learning that Sucks
Refund Disposition Loan
Peeing in Plastic Cups
Heating Used Douches in the Microwave
Custodian in a Bottle
Waste of Paper Toliets


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Broken Mop Handles for Janitors
What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!!
Smoke Weed...It's Good for You
This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee
Punish the Vacuum Cleaner
What's Burning?!?
Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns
Spanking the Giraffe
Popping Zits in your Pissbladder
Playing the Nose Flute
Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels
Cheese in the Garbage Disposal
Daniel Jackson is a Fagot
Reads like Science Fiction
Automatic Poop Throwing Machine
SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy
Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy
Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy
Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again
Wheel...Of...Torture!
Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles
The Issue with the Tissue
The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
A Neighbour with some Paper
Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
Blasting the Pants Cannon
(Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
♪ Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toliet Inside the Abyss? ♪
Smelly Hairy Peebag
♪ San Wakeen Valley Urinator! ♪
Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
Alex Krebeck is Not a Fagot?
Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
♪ Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus? ♪
♪ Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus! ♪
Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
There's Coffee in that Nebula
Dragonfly Envenomation
Cornholedog
NatureDoesn'tWorks


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Crop of Sugar Coke
Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
Rat Scratch Fever
These Shotglasses Don't Work
What's Wrong with My Poo?
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Clit
Urea Milkshake
Grendyl isn't a Monster
♪ Take Drugs! ♪
♪ Smoke Pot! ♪
Heads Mounted on Spears
Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
Pills in the Toliet
A Man Who Ate Stones
♪ High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go! ♪
Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
A Stone that Ate Men
Cello Solo!
Tainted Nonessentials
Lead Balloons that Fly?
Fire in the Bunghole!
Sawing Off his Sack
Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
This Owl is Defective
Eagle Sextupet
There's a Product called 'Nads'?
Joes vs. Joes
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
♪ Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea? ♪
Pissblanket
Guano? Tisk Tisk!
Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
The Gospel According to Toliet
Clean Jobs


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A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
♪ It's Raining It's Pouring the Old Man is Snoring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down! ♪
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
♪ Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway! ♪
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Fagot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
♪ He's Got a Plastic Peebag! ♪
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!


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A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
♪ It's Raining It's Pouring the Old Man is Snoring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down! ♪
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
♪ Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway! ♪
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Fagot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
♪ He's Got a Plastic Peebag! ♪
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!


When I think of Libbey, I think of a glass company. They're based where I live in Toledo.
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Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGOT!
House Micturition
Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains
Urinal Abuse
The Stove is Sparking
Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
I am Cornholio!
I need TP for my Bunghole!
You will Give me...All Your Caca!
A Fugly Bedroom Group!
The Cocksuckers!!!
Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit
Staircase Micturition
O Barnacles!!!
Spiral Escalator
Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel
Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional}
Elevator Mosaic
DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole
Cosmo is a Fairy Baby?
{spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!!
The Baby Fags
As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
As Straight as a Broken Arrow
KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt}
Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning!
Crabby Patties
Changing the Garbage
What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs?
It's Not Shampee!!!
Let's Brew some Crappy
Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled}
Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
Awwww Tartar Sauce!!!
Rhymes with Orange
♪ All you Need is Loves! ♪
Just Hose me Down!!!
Watering the Fire


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Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents}
Unfoster Your Immune System
As Valuable as a Used Enema
Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159...
Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional}
Picture Perfect...NOT!!!
Broken Milk Bone
Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled}
{sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} jI've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! 
♪ Rental Car Smells like Dick!!! ♪
♪ Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!! ♪
Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer
Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly}
Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole
Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late
Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room
Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room
Upright Movie Seats
Window Cornholers
Stewardess Micturition
Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom
Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden
Sheep-Tipping is Toxic
Not Your Average Walrus
He Went to Jagoffs!
The Fairly EvenParents
We'll Sign for you Candles
Trebuchet Hurling Old Toliet Bowls
The Average Joes
Nutcrackers for Oranges
Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
The Asshole Skateboarders
I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole
Using the "N" Word  in February 
Fagot Cat
Styrofoam Crossbow
Toliet Lottery Hooplah
Running with Rusty Scissors
♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a toliet tank with an urchin? ♪
Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation
May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death
Forks for Cereal
Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome
There's a Fungus Among Us
"Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade}
The Papasans are Squeaky
♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea?  SpongeBob PissPants! ♪


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♪ Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee?  SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Teaspoons for Spaghetti
You put the "I" in "Fungi"
Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!!
Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumatic Bank Tube
♪ Nationnarrow is Not on your Side ♪
Barfing Up a Fece
Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk
Why is the Sky Black?
Lizard Pee
Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed!
Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man
Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!!
Employee of the Microsecond
Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional}
Asbestos in Obstetrics
I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals
Say Hello to my Little Enema
As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease
Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional}
Guzzling Icebreakers Sours
♪ Stay Next To...Captain Howdy! ♪
Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional}
Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal
Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles
Banging your Head against a Wall for Science
Whirlm Without a Dream
Curiosity Salted the Snail
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Fingerprints on Mayonnaise
Choking on a Fece
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale
What the Barnacles?!?
♪ We're the Flowers in the Dustbin ♪
Now That's just Pussywhipped!!!
Leaking Bin Liners
What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe?
That Man is a PWPOSMF
Flushing the Wastepaperbasket!
Give that Amish some Escargot
Tomato with a Chef's Hat
Uranation Medication


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Turnip Blood Donation
Lettuce Clogging Up a Toliet
Cucumber Wielding a Machete
Tempus Fugit
Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead
Carbide Skunk
Eating Used Poop off the Floor
Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"?
Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes
Breaking your Laugh Box
The Walls are Squeaky
Ferrule Insemination
Shiver me Timbers!
Queensferd Charcoal Darker
Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof
Tamp(on) it Home
Get on the Blunderbuss
A Busted Can {the toilet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container}
Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce
Going Off Half-Cocked
{spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!!
Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug
The Waste Band
Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional}
Clarinet Solo!!!
It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving!
Saxons of the Firing Line
Tuba Solo
Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit
77 Tromboners
Urine Cherry
Gogert's Tame Ride
It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend!
Drum Sextuplet
Diving for Pearls in the Toliet
Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!!
Growing Mould in the Coffeepot
Heck Patrol
Sonic Infant Boom
Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl!
There's a Plastic Cat Toliet in front of the Shitbowl
Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional}
The Bungsnoidial Wastoids
The Lindblad Explorers
Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly}


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Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk}
Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {suck my dick}
Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler
I Call Rifle!
Kurmet the Toad
Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional}
How It's Broken
?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122
READY.

♪ C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee! ♪
Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage
Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches
♪ There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag! ♪
Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can
Salamander, the Black Gear
Control Spire of H8red
And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano
Noses Floating in the Toliet Bowl
Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat
Hot Water Cooler
Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Mouse Ambush Clock!
You Might Poof your Pants
Toucan Sam for President
"Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion
?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {sp. intentional}
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Clean that Mop Handle!
Mop that Clean Handle!
sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional}
Roll that Die!!!
Kids Bop 2,458,770
Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Crash Expert Dumbies
Rubber Barrier
The Used Douchenemas
Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box
Urinal Sysop
Slow Week
Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places!
Throwing TV Sets at Cars
Spittle Detective
Looking for more Baby Poop?
Windshield Wipers of Destitution
Give That Canadian an Enema!
The Devil may Not Care
Look at that Car Crash!
That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Chrysalids of Cockroaches
Amazing Technique Blasts Phat
BIG SCARY LASER
DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You!
Violet Diode Lasers of Profit
Pictures of Broken Toliets
Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs
Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Graveyard Shift of H8RED!
Recycling Toliet Paper in the Dishwasher
I Think Someone Needs an Enema
Stubbing your Toe for Science
Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional}
Bowling for Kotzebue
Taking a Dump in the Marinator
Cars of Jesus
Golfing for Nome
Yo! Whassup Homes?


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A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors
Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.}
Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons
Committing Aggravated Violent Thought
Clips to the Wasteband
Mouldy Urine in a Cup
Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber
Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"}
Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns
Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head
{imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!!
Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toliet
Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses
Garbageinsect {"litterbug"}
A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers
Squidward's a Fagot
Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair
Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here}
Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk
O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toliet Pipe!!!
There are Anacondas in our Pants!
Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk!
Milking those Squeaky Mouses!
Polly Wants a High Colonic!!!
The Hirogen are Enemabags
Receiving a "Dear Toliet" Letter
Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged!
Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays  {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though}
Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly}
Barium Enema Baby Fag!!!
Tu Thuh Slotterhaus  {al werdz intenshonely mispelt}
Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGOT!
There's the Garbear!!!
Toliet {intenshonely mispelt}
Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt}
Toilet {intentionally spelled correctly}
Terlet {intenshonely mispelt}
Tolet {intenshonely mispelt}
This Urinal Earth
But We Sang the F.U.N. Song!
The Killing Game
Destroying a Piano
The Violin's Flooded


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"Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination
Designer Underware
Bag of Cat Turds
Pissing Plastic Dogs
Pikachu Looks like a Homo
The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay!
Infantile Geritol Teepz
Flushing the Shampoo
Horton Hears a Douchebag
Pissing into a Mailbox
Alascum
Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten
Piss Off, Piss Damselfly
It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener
Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera
Kalifornication
Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence
You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star
♪ My Little Blue Whale! My Little Blue Whale! ♪ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle}
That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen
Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional}
{robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis
{robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis
♪ Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact ♪
Fish Paste!!!
Urine Mailbox
Fecal Oven
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids
Are Mermaids Lezzies?
Reeling In a Sea Turtle
That Toliet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Son of a Diddly!!!
Ehhh Doodlebugs!!!
Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool!
The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug
Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit
Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation
To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer
The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!?
Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free?
Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!!
Taking a Bath...of Evil
Alaskan Bull Worm
Bottom Line
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!


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A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors
Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.}
Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons
Committing Aggravated Violent Thought
Clips to the Wasteband
Mouldy Urine in a Cup
Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber
Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"}
Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns
Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head
{imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!!
Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toliet
Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses
Garbageinsect {"litterbug"}
A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers
Squidward's a Fagot
Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair
Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here}
Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk
O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toliet Pipe!!!
There are Anacondas in our Pants!
Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk!
Milking those Squeaky Mouses!
Polly Wants a High Colonic!!!
The Hirogen are Enemabags
Receiving a "Dear Toliet" Letter
Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged!
Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays  {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though}
Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly}
Barium Enema Baby Fag!!!
Tu Thuh Slotterhaus  {al werdz intenshonely mispelt}
Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGOT!
There's the Garbear!!!
Toliet {intenshonely mispelt}
Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt}
Toilet
Terlet
Tolet {intenshonely mispelt}
This Urinal Earth
But We Sang the F.U.N. Song!
The Killing Game
Destroying a Piano
The Violin's Flooded


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Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

Toliet {intenshonely mispelt}
Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt}
Toilet
Terlet
Tolet {intenshonely mispelt}

Shouldn't the other toilet misspellings have the "Mispelt" disclaimer?
 
You're absolutely right...oversight corrected thank you!!! Big smile

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Gimme All Your H8ing!!!
Well, La De Fucking Da!
Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits?
This is Not a Test of the EBS
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Are You Ready Baby Fags?
You Blasted Barnaclehead!!!
Hurthouse 884
The Robot has been Neutralised
Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators
Nightmare Ride
How'd You Get so Crazy?
We're Going to Die Full of Pee
I Seen it on the Tee Vee
No One Would Believe Me
Enuresis Cursor
Dynamite Camel
Hockey Puck Perspiration
Come Right Back with More!
Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur
How It's Destroyed!
♪ I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat! ♪ {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"}
The Blue Toliet Deodouriser Cakes
Yucky Wet Foot Puddles
Big Macs for Acid Reflux
Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp!
Chinchilla Answering Machine
You're Calling me a Fruit?
The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy
Airplane Lavatory Micturition
It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It!
Backsassing Bed
Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light
Subroutines are Brie
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!!
Mariposa...The Butterfly gay persons!!!
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?}
♪ We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine ♪ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"}
The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer
Targ Manure!!!
Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk!
Baconator Sounds like Urinator
An Environmental Seal has been Compromised!


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Gary, Shame on You!
Ballad of Marshall Douchebag
This Lesson is Terminated
Almost like we Knew what we were Doing!
Range Hood Insemination
Production has Ended
Pothead Scotthead
Urinal Fizz
That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional}
Toliet Pipe Defecator
165 Watt Gas Motor
Talaxian Maturation Compartment
The Krenim are Bungholes!
Who Pissed in the Shampee?
Halogen Drill Bit
What's Wrong with the Vinculum?
Screaming Coffee Stane
The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes!
Steam with Grease Particles
The Shampoo Killer
Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades
Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill
I Hate Sushi!!!
Puking in the Bushes
♪ You're an Asshole Yesterday! ♪
♪ You're an Asshole Tonight! ♪
I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!!
The Noo-Noo Economy
♪ So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch! ♪
Nickelodeon KCA 2063
Shockwave Concrete Truck
Giving Away a Crane
Push Me, Pull You!
Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff
18-Wheeler Micturition
Getting a Twerpectomy
Mad Max at Urine Dome
Making a Boom Boom in your Depends
?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959
READY.

Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter
Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before!
Suitcase Perspiration
Being Sceptical about Sceptics
Species 5618
Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toliet Muscle!!!
Strawberry Penis

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N0rm41 H!ghL0w
Paree, the City of Dark
Disorder in the Court!
Gas Oven Defecation
The Monkey Starship Fund
The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind
Opening the Bicycle Window
The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet
Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song}
Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs
Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs
Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate
This Creature has an Exoskeleton
The Rent is  Through April
Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit}
STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator!
Invisible Guillotine
The Paper Swords
Cut Off my Armpiece
One Must Live Wild
Combine Odours for So Many Years
♪ Now Two is Reduced to One ♪
When Your Clock is Up
Leper Christ
Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
He's a Dillweed!
It's the End of the World as We Know It!
Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug
Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings
Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn
Boiling a Pot of Ketchup
A Toliet Roll in Liquid Neon
I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.}
Electronic Skunk Cookie
I See the IC
Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern
Eat Spatula and Die!!!
Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It
When Worlds Collide
Going Past the Gates of Grethor
Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties
Digi Modify!!!


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You Bent my Spatula
That's Totally Unfair!
NINEHOURRRRRRS!!!
Phear the Krabby Patty!
?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248
READY.

Jumping Out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine
Strawberry Lumps
The Perspiration Jump
My Lil' Enemabag
Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional}
Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!!
Stomping on Dirty Douchebags
They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly
Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Reclamation of Broken Toliets
Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons
Give Me those Soil Reclamators!
Charlie Wilson's Peace
Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
♪ O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star ♪
♪ Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!? ♪
Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toliet Pipes
Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
Dry Cleaning our Uvulas
Uranium Micturition
Disinfecting our Eyeballs
Molten Pistachio Ice Cream
What's Wrong with my Poo?
Shame On You!!!
♪ Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws ♪
Assume the Fecal Position
What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional}
Yes, we have no cow piss {milk}
The Stinking Gun
Autourination Financial
♪ T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!! ♪ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle}
Cigerette Lighter Chopper
Battery Poop
Capacitance Destructor
Spring is a Rusty Time!
Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
Stepping in Bug Doody


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Leif Ericsson Day
IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}
?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
READY.

It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
Be My Musical Idiot
Practise Makes Imperfect
Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off
Madman at the Wheel
Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
Go To Heli!!!
Bathtub Beer
Loser Boomerang
Flat Bowling Pins
Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
Urinous Confetti
Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Fagot!
♪ Giving the Dog a Spanken!!! ♪
Toothy TV
Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly
Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights
Ektachrome Defecation
Click on the Megaphone
Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid
Time Captains
Super C-Straps
Super C-Sections
Liking this Chud
www.crockerofshit.wand
Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"}
Neptune's Trousers!
Seeing the Dentatron
That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments
Money Talks, Bullshit Walks
Overactive Apocrine Glands
Underactive Eccrine Glands
Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional}
Unflushed Urinator


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Unstruck Match
"Fuck" is Not a Toliet Word...NOT!!!
Unfinished Demo
It's a BAD Word!!!
Dingleberry Soup
Shit on a Stick
Shit on a Twirly Stick
Finger Eating Good"
Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were FAGOTS!!!
The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers}
Ruining your Evening
Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs
Cockroaches that Stomp Back!
Fishy Animal Control Officers
♪ The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit! ♪
Like Mould on a Shower Curtain
Thudocity
Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa!
You Broke my Toy(let)
Gary who Eats Fungus

The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light
{seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China}

Snail-Slow Unracer
Off-Demand
Waiting for the Rinse Cycle
Cat Needles
Some Fungi Among I
Left in the Wilderness
Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches
Lasting More than a Single Day
As Tough as Sandy Cheeks?
Chipmunk Saliva
Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema
O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche?
Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toliet?
Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium
Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from The Fairly Oddparents" episode "Baby Face"}
GARY THE SNAIL!!!
Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars!
Lye-Filled Butt Plugs
Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional}
The Douched Moose
Nonstinging Yellowjackets
Urinated Potatoes
The Sassy Dominatrixes
Cold Dogs
The Innocent Piss Ants
Dragonfly Defecation
By the Power of Neptune!!!


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Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost
Premenstrual in Pink
The Ass Mallets
Ass Hammer
Shut Up Fartknocker!!!
TP For Your Bunghole
Double Inverted Nad Twist
Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death
The Unphlushed Urinators
The Lypozeme Experience Project
The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us
Answering Questions Incorrectly
The Cab is Clogged
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week
Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead!
Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!!
Smashing a Ukelele after a Song
Overwork that Greenhorn!
Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You
The Campfire Song Song
The Sea Bear Attack!!!
Spilling Bong Water in the Couch
Austria Endless!!!
Zit Columbarium
Cannonball Enema
The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy
Taking a Dump in the Cistern
Urinous Toliet Tank
www.FairiesArePhoney.wand
Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again!
Uranated Asphalt {note sp.}
Sweating in the Bushes
The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional}
It's All Clabbered Up
Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"}
Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"}
For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it.
This Vomitorium Saturn
Clapboard Prison
The Shrivelled-Up Penises
That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect
Look! A Penny!!!
Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee
Dogshit Empenada!
Disengaging from the Unicomplex
What's that Fucking Noise?!?
Catshit Enchilada!
Dogshit Taco!
 

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Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Unwish the Wish!!!
STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!!
Unblow the Blown LED
Uncutting that Paper
Cucaracha
That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!?
Supersoaker Filled with Pee
The Number Bed
Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid
Absofuckinglutely Zero
Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison
Radiometer of Chemistry Sets
Getting a Comb-Under
Failing your Piss Test
♪ Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!! ♪
Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm
Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base
Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour?
The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toliet Pipe
The Doughnut of Shame
The Suliban are Enemabags!!!
Flushing Used Douches Down the Toliet
Patricia is No Lady!
Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver
Disinfecting our Uvulas
What Are You, a Fagot of Some Kind?
I Think We Need to Take Showers
The Toliet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps
The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"}
Toliet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces
Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!!
The Nematoads {sp. intentional}
The Oxygen Thieves
We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!!
Somebody Farted in the Projector Room
For the Love of Neptune!
♪ I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!
That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! 
Getting a Double Wandectomy
Making Shiny Dog Urine
Lose $$$ When you Switch
Goodbye, Nationnarrow?
Turd Polisher


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