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Punk Piss
Boob Pus
Rhino Clit
The Butt Dumplings
Golfer's Lacrimation
You Seafood Inappropriately
The Hidden Enemy
Tree Sweat
Tour de Dillhole
MyDeath.com
Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control
Vaginabooklet.com
Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Blindly Touching Her Ears
Carbohydrate Proteene
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Perspire In Your Socks!
Penilemagazine.edu
Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine
Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional}
Urine Luck
THE F46607$
Telephone Sweat
Phosphor Bedspread
Venemous Sunglasses
The Hearing-Ear Cats
Scotch Tape for Lepers
Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'}
Pillowcase Enuresis
Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine!
Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"}
Meowing Because We're Hungry
The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece}
The Sissified Cum Drinkers
Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional}
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April 
Barbecued Telephones


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You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine"
Santa Claws
Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black
I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine
Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes
Giving Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz
Coffee Penus
Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes
The Weenbags
Spilt Milk
♪ A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!! ♪
Poopinary Incontinence
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!!
Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker
Pissinary Incontinence
Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Cancer of the Asshole
Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss
Tegretol Cirrus
Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill
Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional}
Whistling Pete Enema
Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional}
There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!)
You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It"
I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine!
Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional}
Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!!
Ass...Munch...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!}
Gluttons for Punishment
Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale!
Pop Rocks Singer
Flush the Fucking Toliet, Douchebag!


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Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny
Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads
Gumball Machine Micturition
Tempest® in a Water Closet
Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs
Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.}
Every Time You Flush a Toliet, God Kills a Fece
Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!!
Gonorrhea of the Knockers
Dead Tacos Bell-Grande
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
The Douchenemabags
Who Smote Thee Down?
Captain Proton to the Rescue!
Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal!
Snail Micturition
Urinous Hose Bib
Who Peed on My Toothbrush?
Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional}
Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"}
You Must Go to the Beach Terminal
Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub
Foul Neocortex Discharge
Once Bitten, Twice Smitten
All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound?
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup
I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle
Massenguillotine Panty Leakers
Stinky Sneakers
That Clock is Faslow!
Slipper Micturition
Fore!(play)
Toothbrush Sweat
Faggedaboutit
Boot Micturition


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Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob
Wanna Get Bad?
Baby, When the Toliet Seat's Up!
Out through the In Door
Calculator Lacrimation
Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree
Faget
Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus
Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae
Violinist On the Wall
Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Edward Diagonalcutterhands
Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds
Zombie Giraffe Larvae
Front Porch Stenosis
Self-Deflating Towels
Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
A Glass Full of Worm Sperm
Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack
Inverted Cheerios
Perfume for Your Rats
Semisolid Crayons
Lawn Mower Emesis
Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!!
Disposable Biscuits
Sentient Screaming Valance
Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug
Carbonated Pane
♪ Santa Ana is Coming to Town! ♪
Wet Humanitarian
Scalding Dog Smoke
Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan
Foul Pinball Machine Odour
Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning
The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional}
Snowmobile Micturition
Bean-Eating Elderly


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Mortified Coffee Table
Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube
Secretary of the Bladder
Reporters that Hate Snow
Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube
Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer
My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed!
Night Light Death Ray
My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
Megabyterapers
Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
Sweating Volcano
Urinous Showerhead
♪ Kimm Cardassian ♪
Puttles in His Pittles
Excreting Richard Nixon
Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune
Devouring Our Axillae
Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes
♪ We Excrete Our Armpits & We Eat George's Bushes ♪
Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin
Rotting Wheelchair
Purple is Extremely Noisy
Liquid Helicopter
Exploding Lice in my Laundry
Scalding Dog Doodie
The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty
Hairless Wild Boars
Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo!
Two Hundred Cups of Coffee
Urinous Fucking Rose Bush
Licking Moose Antlers
Robot Turds
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane


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Java Sweat
TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!!
Carbonated Pet Rats
Volcanic Hirsutism
Exploding Liquid Paper
Automated Light Bulb Destructor
Frozen Walker on a Stick
Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows
Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas
Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator
Cats Landing on Saturn
The Cow Jumped Over the Sun
Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids
Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory
Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes
Encrustulated Milk Jug
Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat
Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead
Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt
Satanic HVAC Tech
Tampon Bathysphere
Sentient Young Vomiting Valence
Flattened 'Pepsy' Can
Liquid Plumbr Enema
Milk Has No Penus
Playtex Bathyscape
Liquid Mullet
Battlestar Tampax
Selsun Sultan
Showing a Dildo to a Faggot
Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant
Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand
Burglars & Scones
Chair Urin8r
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There's No 'I' in 'God'
Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens
I Can Shit a Crescent Roll
Drāno Enema
Peckerweasel
Diaper Repairman
Chainsaw Enema
Uranated Tampon {note sp.}
Bank Tylenol
Fizzy Toliet
Goodbye Porpoise
Hazardous Redwood
Urinal Explosion
Spazzy Sink
Tampax Astronaut
Blackened Fish Tail
Yak Vomitus
Loud Chair {toilet}
Fishtank on the Floor {toilet}
Terra Cotto Salami
Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine
Douchebucket
Mr.SnausageSniffer
SpongeBoob HypodermicPants
Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe}
Terror Destructor
Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes!
Piss Flute
Aural Assault
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}
PHUQ & YR K47 TU!
Studly Collars of H8Red
The Nippular Area
That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That!
Douche Bikini
Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves}


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The Boobal Area
Eu de Poontang
We're So Coral!
The Diaper Bandits
Smells Like Nookie
Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional}
Tastes Like Piss Ants
The Dead Socks
Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer
Big Ears Like a Ferengi
This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis
Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas
The Busted Sissy Sticks
Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof
SHY-Oh-Lay
Toa-LYE-It
Where's the Maggots?
Nocturnal Defecation
I Guess Tummz is Temporary
The Seven Year Bitch
Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it}
Duke is Not a Rat
Perianal Nappy Itch
The TV Tube is Pregnant
Conducting Insulators
Uranated Goldfish {note sp.}
We Aren't Peckerheads!
Triolic Waves of Love
International Corduroy
Uranating on the Machine {note sp.}
Masturbating Tampon Parade
Bookmarking Our Bungholes
Salty Peckerwood
Fire Comes from Firemen
I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar!
URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional}
Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl
Kissing the Black Gear
Satan's Duotronic Robots
Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken
Stinks Like Preteen Spirits
Kotex U-Boat
Redwood Solids
Bruce Willis Shooting a Toliet


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You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone
Eucalyptus Impersonator
Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
Orange Crush Necrosis
The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb
Naked Supermodel Chunks
Telepathic Piddlehead
C-3PO Lives in my Armpit
Unicorn Fart Pastry
Washing Your Dishes in the Toliet
You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Tenna Twirl
The Invisible Woman is a Twat!
Leaky Bush Pail
DVDs that Sweat
Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby
Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe!
Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left
He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
Viva Moñitor
HypnoSphere™
What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
Light Meters of Destruction
The Five Horsemen
Lederhosen in Blood-Red
Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat
HypnoTrapezoid
This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
Camera Micturition
Neocortex Lavage
Satanic Floating Eyeball
The Goldfish are Squeaky
Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets
Trance-O-Tron™
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Toilet Bowl Bomb
Checkered Past Flaggers
Pigsty Pimp
Skidmark
Gamma Ray Superhumans
Bowling for Dust
Dog Sleepers
Call Me Cruiser
Mr. Big Toe
Tomdickharry
Smartphone Dummies
Double Treble
Golf Ball Divots
Third Class Residents
HOA Rebels
Solo Cupholders
Disorderly Orderlies
Gridiron Girls
Nonconforming Clone

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Rhododendron Spiller
Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit)
The Lubricated Snausages
Babie Fat
Tree Larvae
Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat!
The Douche Song
Sand Mustard
Faggy Phone Thug
The Litterbox Song Song
Femtotubular "F"
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position"
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
♪ Oooo, Certified Honeybuns! ♪
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
♪ I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave ♪
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
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♪ Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party ♪
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel!
He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers!
We Don't Like You
Magical Urine Shower
Anthraxosis
Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet
Cactus Nymphs
Revelationarama
Eucalyptus Killer
Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial}
Slower than Sloth sh*t
Wrapping Christmas Water
Burned Replicated Bird Meat
Spectrometer of Doom
Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha!
Leaving the Lamp Unflushed
We Aren't Greenhorns
Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled}
♪ We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id! ♪
Bowling for Barium Enemas
Coffee Cups Full of Micturition
Getting a Suntan on Venus
The Shark Attack Broom
Flushing After 3:37am
NO WRONG!!!
Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!)
Whirlm without a Dream
♪ A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away! ♪
Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth!
♪ Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser ♪
Panty Sweat
Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher)


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Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb
Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Invisible Sweat
Table Lamp Emesis
Biochemical Lacrimation
Rotten Dog Odour
Piss Satan
Electromechanical Nerds
Vacuum Nads
Infected Piss Weasel
Penile Gang Member
There's a Rat on the Cat Tree!
Ambien Walrus
Wet Cat Smell
Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily!
Zealotry
Sparking Up a J
Scrambled Afterbirth
Vulcan Thumbfuck
Transfinancial
Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional}
The Toliet Muscles
Pain in the Diodes
Doobie Enuresis


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Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit
Warm Carbonated Micturition
Reconstituted Faggots
Powdered Sink
Instant Toliet -- Just Add Mud
Fizzy Dentifrice
The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones)
Hooray for Asphalt!
Nair Alibi
Mayonnaise Hardon
Broken Ketchup
Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows
Green Jello Rulz!!!
Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve
Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl
Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes!
That Pizza is Brie
Urin8r Destroyr
Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again
Tennis, Antibody?
Chromodynamic Geeks
Axe Anticavity Douche
♪ Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain! ♪
There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs


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Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
♪ No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks! ♪
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
Asshole Chair
Vengeance Metal
Saturn on Hell
Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze {note sp.}
There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery!
♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪
Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet!
Pig Benis
Rig Bubber


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Batteries from Hell
The Guy who Wrote the Song
Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Mechanically Seperated Chicken
Antiproton Soup
Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss!
57 Maggots
Neutron Hosebag
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Stop Inseminating My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad
Secondary Hull Lavage
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing!
The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.)
The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Smell it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Dying Rose Bush Lactation
Envelope Emesis
Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!*
PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall
Free Cockroaches!
Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker
Piss Cauliflower
Velvet Asshaberdasher
Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits
Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampoddy Shampoo!
Cardiac Cuttlege
Sweeping the Ceiling
Cleanax Micturition
You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Arrested Java Shampoo
Muttonchops from Heaven
Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier
Mopping the Dishwasher
Vaccuming the Fishtank
Trump is a Douchenoozle
Waxing the Lawn


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The Rascalators
Ironing the Toliet
Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures
Shampooing a Giraffe
Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer
Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal!
?OVERFLOW OF THE TOLIET  ERROR {sp. intentional}
Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes
Smell Ya Later Computator!
Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket
Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional}
Shampooing the Toliet
Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin
Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling
Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes
Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser!
Foul Cerebrum Odour
Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes
Hairy Nutsack Explosion
The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band
Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer
The Greenhorns are Squeaky
♪ They Call Me Dilute Urine! ♪ (quite rightly)
Mopping a Moose
Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch
Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell
Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Paricium is some High-Tech Shit
The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again
Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag
Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs
Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace
That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs
Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor
Defecating into a Wheelie Bin


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Eating Soup with Molten Spoons
Leaving Pail Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional)
Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs
The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher
Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes
Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash
Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Mopping the Chandelier
Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes
Hairy Panties
Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie
Windows XP -- Are You sh*tting Me?
Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug!
The Destitution of Smaug
Ignorance of the Flowerpot
Smells Like Burning Plastic
Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach
-17° and No Air Conditioning
Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed
Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney
Toxic Fireplace Syndrome
Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster with a Shotgun
Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange
Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional}
Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy
Peach Pit Stenosis
Girls Don't Got Rythm
Cat Piss Fever
♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪
Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional}
I 8 PP
Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks
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Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional}
Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist!


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Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional}
Pedophiles are Brie
Smoke Like a Chimney
Rat Piddle Hyperthermia
Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks
Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur
Hydrofluoric Acid Douche
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional}
Sweat Farm
Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra
Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce
I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter!
The Dog's Bollocks have Popped
That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane!
Panda Bear Lacrimation
Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses
Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop
Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema
Narrow++
Stepping in Cricket Doody
Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot
Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
Is it Kleanex or Cleenax?
(Tree) Bucket of Concrete
Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber
Satin is Cute
Corporal Antilepton Sysops
Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve
Bush Pail
The Comfort Blanket is Micturating
Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof
It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium!
Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes
Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle


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Being Booted Off the Blunderbus
Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy
Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack
Bust a Cap in Your Socks
Disposing of Shittake Toadstools
Dew the Do!
Carbonated Beetles
Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat.
There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree!
♪ The Faggot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee!
Piss Ants "Я" Us
Bad Titmouse! Shame On You!
Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk
♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪
These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages
{Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die?
Antelope Micturition
Cauliflower Sweat
Tablet PC Bulemia
Telephone Diuresis
Ewww! Meteor Shit!
Giving the Cat an Enema
I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet
The Sonars
♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush BOOM!!! ♪
Merry Fishmas
Lemon Zester Insemination
Greenteeth Corded Earphones
♪ Three Little Mittens They Lost Their Kittens ♪
Biscuit of Burned Sugar
Maximum Candiosity to the Dishwasher!
Flying the Gay Little Plastic Drone Into some Wires
Gorden Ramsy Sucks Big Walrus Cock
There is No "I" in Cleanax


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Sucking Kitty Litter Up with a Eureka Vaccum
Hey, There's a Cookie in the Garbage!
Flushable Paramecium
You Can't Say "Shittake Mushrooms" on the CIH Forums
Booze in the Blender
Dental Lacrimation
Oversee Unmatch & Destroy
Bipolar Eclipse of the Fart
There's a Little Squeaky Mouse, You Can Smell it With Your House
Mustard Soldiers
Firing Up a Bong Full of Naqadah
Rhino Clit

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Soggy Slippers
Mirror,,rorriM
Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"}
Invasion of the Body Crabs
Mouldy Teeth
Piss Bottle Bomber
Vacuum Bag Infection
Vomitorium
The Band-AIDS
Napalm Christmas Tree
Sweaty Showerhead
Phist Phuck Phun
Sunny Botulism
Syringe Licker
Toliet Tank Defecator
Hooked on Cryonics
Foooo-Luuuush!
The Rat's Asses
PHUQ2
Faggot Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account}
Piano Turd Burglars
Piss Christ
Sewer Pickle
Wet Dog Smell
Assimilated Nanites
Blaze of Gory
Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots
Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO
Phat Urinator
Ronco Rotisserie Victims
Seat Up Or Down?
The Amazing Plastic Toliet Band
Accordion Destructors
Slashing Bus Seats
Rage Against the Answering Machine
Polly's Got Anthrax


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Sanitised for Your Protection
Toxic Wheelchair
Elvis' Favourite Enema
Thorny Jesus Houseplant
Nicofool
Talking Bomb
Scrotum Driver
Rusty Walker
Sunflower Sperm
3D Toliet Tank
Massengator
Broomstick Douchewads
Porta-Poddy
Phoot Phetish
Flushlight
Twilight Nerds
Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet
Moonshine Dildo
Shitbowl
Spazbag
Magical Poo Shower
Radiance of the Commode
Spermbag Roundpants
Dark Bulbs
Ding Dong, The Toliet's Dead!
Faggot Sweat
Overkilljoy
Gamma Puking Force
Mouldy Phishes
Fear The Toliet
The Dirty Diaper Stompers
Ratgut
Sodium Sniffer
Guitar Mutilator
Healthy Hosebags
Fabulous Fartbags


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TOLIET! TOLIET!!! {sp. and caps. intentional}
Huffing Liquid Neon
Vacuum Bag Urinator
Bong Warriors
Mouse Poop Gun
Black Hole in One or Two
3-In-1 Bullshit Detector
Musical Rat Fur
Counterfucker
Massenguillotine
Urinal Straw
Depending On Depends
Walk Of Shame
Shit in the Shower and Stomp it Down the Drain
Dog Water
Iced Doormat
The Bagless Condoms
Vacuum Fat
Hate Mail Enema
Flushing After Midnight
Stepping on Insulators
Dead Pepsi Wench
The Sink is Your Toliet
The Mighty Pisstones
Saliva Spool
Nieu Dunce
Bust a Cap in Your Nightlight
Poontang Heroes
Brooz Crooz
The Decaffeinated Stoplights
Gangsta Masta Batas
Cumseat Ejectors
Testicular Atrophy
The Lost Souls of NASCAR
Shotgun Enema 
Underarm Micturition 


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Taillight Pacifists 
Hoof & Mouth Kitty Litter 
Pussywhipped Aspirin 
The Unflushed Urinators 
Tampax in Tampa 
The USB Urinal Mints 
The Vacuum Pricks 
Sleeping in Cat Urine 
Packaged Rebellion
Sunflower Feces 
Urine Potato 
Electric Harley House of Hate 
The Busted Urinators 
Toliets Kicked Off the Wall 
Sunflower Urine 
Bathtub Vitamin 
Brocolli Aspirin 
Green Jello Bites 
Testes Smashed with a Ball Peen Hammer 
He's Got...Pooooo-Pooooo 
The Bear Went Over the Mountain 
Mountain Doo-Doo 
Stomp 2,458,770 
Tripping on Extacy 
The Pee Bottle Bombers 
RepHresh This! 
The Busted Light Bulbs 
Tampons + 18-Wheelers 
I've Got Poo-Poo On My Shoe 
Hairdryers In Toliets 
That's My Rat, Give Me Back its Ass!
Terrifying Tinky Winky
The Overflowing Airsickness Bags
Telephone Spam
Smells like Burning Poo
Chrysanthemum Perspiration


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