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Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos
EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toliet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "Я" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?


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?WHEELCHAIR ERROR IN 36864
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica
Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Greyhound Bus Toliet Explosion!
Jinx is a Fish
Queer the Test Tube
Eighty Lifelines Left
FalseBrown Landcare
Calling Hubby to the Rug!
Moving in Monaural
Greyhound Bus Tub
Tipping is Not a City in China
The Bagless Garbage Bags
Urinous Pee
Fecal Poop
The Unibomber's a Lezzy
Penis Up Your Ears!
Belly Button Night Light
Air & Water Deodouriser
The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit
Houserat Ambush
AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet
♪ They Say Two Thousand Zero Seven Party Over {oops!} Pick up Sticks...And Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's 2006 ♪
Bidet Cheese
Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere!
Kitty Cat Oblivion
?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288
999,999 Grün Balloons
The Vesicare Pissing Robots
?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152
Acid Reflux Stabiliser
Drinking Di-Hydrogen Monoxide
Requiem for a Studmuffin
Chainsaw Pussy
Used Chocolate Milk
Kitten Water
?BLOODY Q-TIPS FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 24576
PussyWhipped Cream
PWPOSMF Tomato
Shooting Pigeons
Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off
Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill
Air Rat Poop Hoopla
Irradiated Mouses
Camel Crapola
The Broom is Dead
Vacuum Urine
Banister Sweat
Urine Tylenol
Toliet Micturition
Fusion Nightlight
The English Bee
Publik Enema
Groom of Chaotica
The Mop isn't Wet
Gigantic Light Sensor


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Flipping Off the Cops
Tempest® in a Toliet®
Swiffer Propaniacs
Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo?
Lane Anita Bryant
Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear
Corroded Rollator
Angelic Mechanic
He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering
Even Higher than 70
Drake the Damp Earthworm
Baby Sweat
Adult Plastic Toliets
This Frog Smells Funny
Ghost Poop
Uranated Pepsy
Puppy Saliva
Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar!
It's Kumkastik
Coward Urine
Formula 449,500
Uronium SWAT Team
The Punishment Zone
The Merferator Enforcers
Military Cannoñata
Rat Crap Barf
Warm Horse Brander
Dog Milk
Canary Spittle
Steel Wool Lantern
Paper Stove
What's Wrong with My Peepee?
As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
Microwaveable Water
Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet


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The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
♪ I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner ♪
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses
Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again!
"OPEN" Sign Micturition
ToilaFlex Turd Burglars
Heat the Engines
What's Wrong with the Couch?
Beavis & Butt-Head are Real!
Feel the Chocolate
Billy Mays Acts like a Choad
Pustule Cops
Flattened Enemabags
Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pus-Encrustulated Faces
Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction
We Love Eight-Tracks
Vinyl is Mute
Southern Fried Self-Sealing Stem Bolts
Batteries in the Toliet
The Mouldy Purpose Room
It's Time to Play the Garbage Can
Urinal Sweat
Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing!
Happy Country Camel
Bogus Pissons
Uterine Litter
Shotgun Toliet Tissue
Intestinal Yeast Infection
I Can't Poo!!!
That Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model"
♪ Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89! ♪
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
All for One
One for All
The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band
What's so Great About the AARP Card?
Stark Raven Mad!
The Condom Band
Eye Vomit
Uranated Mouse
Plutonium Cow
Radium Rat
Technicium Turtle
The Irradiated Guppies
Radioactive Spider
The Slayer Slayers
Stepping in Wolf Shit
{Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die?
Antelope Micturition
Cauliflower Sweat
Tablet PC Bulemia
Telephone Diuresis
Ewww! Meteor Shit!
There is No "I" in Cleanax
Giving the Cat an Enema
The Sonars


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Sniffing at Busted Bulbs
♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush Flush! ♪
The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears
Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl!
The Kicking Milkmen
Excedrin Faeces
Milkwoman
Oedipus Rex
Backward "X"
"Siggerets" in the Garbage Disposal {sp. intentional}
Commode 64 Computers {note sp.}
Party Hardly
Cannoñata of Beer
Mercurian Overlords
Voiding the Chimney
A Toke or Three
The Cereal Killers
Telephones in Bras
♪ Magnetic it Pulls So Hard ♪
Sparking Up a (Cat Water) Bowl
Dragon Slash!
Pyrosphere!
Pyro Blaster!
Gene Rayburn is *NOT* Bad to the Bone
The Squeaky Light Bulbs
The Atomic Punks
Ogi Ogas Looks like a Homo
Whirlybird Defecation
Pigeon PeePoo
Urinated Commercials
Live Soft the Hunted
Switch 31,054,500
Petrified Puckernuts
Uranated Moose
Metal Health
Naked Drag Queens
Guitar Thrashers
Over the Gun
Public Enema #1
The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes"
Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories
♪ I'm Off the Shallow End, Throw Me some Lead! ♪
Eating Cardinal Shit
Drumstick Assassins
Mop Handle Doucheholes
Dillhole Pickles
Enemabag Sweat
Douchebag Lacrimation
Tumbledickweed
Camel on a Hot Plasma Roof
shoeflywithani.com
Their Tag Line: "If You Sprinkle while You Tinkle, Please be Neat & Wipe the Seat"
Our Tag Line: "If You Miss while You Piss, Please be Cool & Wipe the Stool"
We Have a Flap in the Bottom
Little Squeaky Mouses
Uranium Urine
PHUQ and the SKRU2s
Expelling Feces
Accidental Recharge
Lamppost Rats
Immerse Yourself in Urine
Plutonium Poo
Cat Scratch Elevated Body Temperature
The Pac Maniacs


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♪ The Faggot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
This Box is Really Shittily Designed
Cleanax Cottonelle Puppy Semen
Eggland's Worst Chicken Embroyos
Eddie's Not Home Today
Reniassance Man
Clam Enema
Smelly Chainsaw Discharge
Douche Liquid Under the Car
Pee Tomato
Fecal Cauliflower
Solid Plumr
Chemical Drain Clogger
Plumber's Harmer
Pee your Pants
"Tephone" Cheese {note sp.}
Prince Flatulence
Those Blue Things on the Wall Aren't Defecators!
Kik Uh Phuking Wal-Mowntid Porselen Urenater Oph thuh Wal! {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Broken Telegraph Wire
Bowling for Urochrome
Octopus in a Cold, Damp Cellar
Dryer Micturition
The Family Food
Small Beehive Hair
Toliet Soup
Flush the Bathtub!
Honey, there's Poo in the Faucet!
What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?!?
Aquapod SUX!!!
"All" Large & Weak
Grab a Cue and Play Some Pocket Pool
Cellular Phoney
Radiometers of Fury
Quit Chalking and Start Talking!
The Jogging Assclowns
Buttmonkey Enema
Used Stoves
Chainsaw Lavage
Hydrofluoric Acid Mouthdouche
The Pussywhipped Accordions
Leaking Desk Lamp Bulb
Marinated Squirrels
Squeaky Feral Cats
COPD of the Penis
Crestor = Dick Medication?
Coprophilia
Pocket Swimming Pool
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Zested Squirrels
Orange Peel Vomit
Do Not Feed the Rat
Sewer Camels
Mouse Urine in the Marinator
The Commodore 64 has 64 Sprites...NOT!!!
American Idle
Chemical-Free Champagne
Unlimited Time Offer
Phallic Grafitti
The Toylet Bowl
KFC Extra Extra EXTRA Krispy
Insecure Horizon
"Cheer" Small & Whimpy
Regis Philbin is a Dillhole
Got Cow Piss?
Lap Band Slippage
Ask Your Doctor if Penilaberry is Right for You
Nature Maid Monovitamins
DisposAll Sweat
Dog Food Lactation
Spandex Dixie Cups
Dressed like a Douche
Reptile Dysfunction
Fleas in the Cat Water Bowl
Give that Orphan a Popcycle
Beelzemon is Good
Dingleberry Stew
What's That? A Urine Laser?
Wrapped Up like a Doozer
The Igottasaurasses
Aunt Flo is a-Knockin'...And Boy is She Pissed!


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Barbie's on the Rag Again
Chromodynamic Insemination
Ringer's Lactate for the Amish
Neodyne Pustules
Authorisation for Nonrelease
Inna Godda Da Vida Douchebag!
What's Wrong with Our Kootches?
Plasma Torch H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pain in the Toliet Muscle
Masturbation Defecation
Snake in the Ass
Dressed to Commit Homocide {sp. intentional}
Call From U.S. Bitch!
Fan Blade Enema
Sign Here for No Cash Back
Cephalic Lavage
Rat Barf
This Pencil Smells like Cat Pee
Bic Stic it Up Your Ass
Toliaflex Candiosity
Bunghole Drains
The Butthole Net Surfers
Faggot Lacrimation
Give Me those Ears!
Stable Unstable Wormholio
Used Douche Hooplah
Pukey Garbage Can
Urinous Fan Blades
Foard Mavrik uv Dume {all words intentionally misspelled}
Relieved of Doody
700 Megajoules of Technobabble
Inna Da Godda Piss Ant!
Autogyro Feces
The Crapweasels
Sucking Out Juicy Wet Armpits
Yucky Pee!!!
Burned Toast & Milk
Toliet Water Foot Spa
The Flashblasters
The Game with Small Bucks & Whammies is Even Worse than Ever!
Holographic Termites
Folding Bird of Prey
Jared from Subhole is a FAGGET!!!
Don't Force Me to Relieve You of Command Too!
Come the Diodes Lift Your Heads
Eternal Destitution
Chronowerx vs. Microsoft
Uncle Molton's Goliath Beetle Farm
Jared's Mouth Looks like a Pussy
Keekay is a Faggot
Five Trillion have Died on this Mission!
O look at the puppy!!! Isn't he cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
Not an Unpaid Testimonial
♪ One More Day till Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock! ♪
Pantywaste
Who Busted the Magic Toaster?
Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinopterous
Holy Toliet Water
Cuisinart Enema
Bundle Me Up!
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo!!!
After 3 Milliseconds they Jack the Rate Up on You
Hello, Locker
Hello, Lunchmeat
Hello, Faggot
The Grass is Radioactive
"Vacume" "Urenater"
Lower than the Three!


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Uranium Glass Testicles
Electrodynamic Hosebags
Light Bulb of Destruction
The Grass is Browner on the Other Side
Tunguska Never Happened!
Alien Jism
Plastic Glass
Termite PeePoo
Uranated Flashlight Bulbs
Cracked Walking Stick
The Magic School Bus is a Heap of Twisted Metal
Silver Shamrock Novelty Co.
Freezing Oven
Microwaveable Kitties
Malfunctioning Steering Wheel
Toxic Faucet
♪ Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock! ♪
The Unflushed Toliet Bowls
I Lost on Jeopardy!
The Uranated Bathtubs
Pink Elephant Car Wash
2,458,770 Films to Live For
The Regurgitated Douches
Star Trek Watchtower
That's Not the Question!
Ultraviolet Farts
Vomited Enemas
Crushed Plastic Garbage Can
Used Cigerette Stubs
Vaccume - Masters of Enemabag Metal
Wheel of Destitution
Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Work. Cry. Shrink.
Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Boiling Hot Urine
Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns
Spooky Flashlight
Small Town of 1,053,000
Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!!
Liquid Helium II
Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz
The Micturition Stoves
Stomping on Beer Bottles
Coffee Cup Psoriasis
Weenus
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Inseminator
Ballpoint Penis
Q the Ordinary
Flameless Candle
Whitelight Cat Pee Detector
Uranated Bulls
Warp Core Breach in Progress!!!
Fleming Valve Nads
Rotating Clock of Doom
Witches Tasty Broo
Positron Poo
Antiprotons from Heaven
Antineutrinos from Purgatory
Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Antitachyons from...Somewhere
The New Ball & Chain
Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations!
Tripod with Five Legs
Alyme!!! Alyme!!!
Pray for the Clouds
Caught in a Mosharmpit


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Disenchanted Firebugs
We Put the Fun back in Funeral
We Put the Die back in Diode
Firebug Majick
Opaque LED Day Lights
There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze!
Murder for Rent
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs!
Cockroaches in the Urinator
Your Home: Superfund Site
Homo Alone
Commiting 1st Degree Murder on Two Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample
Gasoline in the Toliet
Diet is Die with a "T"
Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toliet
Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah
Grasser Hopper
160.57 Decibel Cricket
UVA Infrared Bulb
Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Urinous Amber
Resinous Vomit
Rabbit Fecal Pellets
Gooseneck Shiites
Miracle Dick
How Bad is Our Urine?
Sweat Glands Suck!
Pee Trap Micturition
Nursery Cryme
TV Defecation
A Rat Stole My Shoes
My Socks have Holes
Urine Fever
Using Beer Bottles as Defecators
Pattern Buffer Disaster
Pitons of Destruction
Screwdriver of Chocolate
Watch your Braining!
Overflowing Sock Drawer
Soul Inhibitor
Quantum Phase Homosexuality
Ponn Farr Flatulence
The Ritual Wristwatches
That Incessant Psychobabble
Tinkle Tantrum
3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector
Instinctual Micturition
Poisonous Blanket
Redlight Dog Piss Detector
Requiem for A47
♪ 866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light! ♪
Poddy Vegetable
Prototype Number Zero Zero Zero One is Ready to Receive an Ass Beating
The Poddy Factory
Leggo Eiffel Tower Toppler
Spin the Octogon!
Toxic Furnace
Is it Erin or Aaron?
Hockey Ball
The Sink is Clogged!
Mouldy Bathtub
The Beer is Squirrely!
A Keg does Not have a Bunghole


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Waterford Plastic
The Peetoons
Air Rats
Ground Whales
Concentrated Moose Spittle
Swiming with a Bisquit
Whack the King!
Sandtoliet Paper
Let Me Axe You a Question
Your Neutrinos are Drifting
Piss Blanket
Lincoln Log Extinction
Leggo Exterminator
Tinkertoy Trash
Etch-A-Sketch Extraction
Dental Rabies
Poisonous Rollator
UVA IR LED
Lensatic Nonadjustable Bed
Plastic Cat Toliet
P&V (Urine and Acetic Acid)
My Lederhosen are Toxic
Liquid Cobalt
Frying Brains in a Skillet
Ding! Dong! The Urinal's Dead!
Dimes in Your Gloves
The March of Nickels
Cantaloupes of Wrath
Jackass-O-Lantern
Hilloween
Backward "W"
Compound Em
Not UL Listed
Zoloft Enema
Prozac Douche
Prilosec OTC Columbarium
Wooden Door Micturition
Run, Elephant Run!
Ding! Dong! The Witch is Alive!
Monaural Sound in Stereo
Moving In Binarual
Stereo Cat Turds
Max Gimme HEADroom
We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional
Mmmmm, This Boob Meat is Yummy!
Owe the IRS? You're Screwed!!!
The Chick Shiek
Re Tire Mint
Tammy from The Magic Toaster Game is a Lezzy!
Dead Christmas Tree Vacuum
Drop and Give Me 2,458,770!!!
The Wish Foundation is for Fatsos! (***NOT*** to be confused with the "Make a Wish Foundation"!!!)
Somebody's Knocking the Doorbell
The Envelopes are Micturating
Sapphire Slippers
Citrus Burns
Rhymes with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


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Sniffing at Busted Bulbs
Rechargeable Fleet Enemas
Quantum Fashions for Single Mastectomies
Administering Corporal Punishment to a Primate (spanking the monkey)
Faggot Blue Whale
Incendiary Perspiration
Grapefruit Orgasm
The Extension Cords are Squeaky
Gay Light Sockets
Lesbian RJ44 Telephone Receptacles
Bisexual Electrical  Connection
Perspiring Writer
Infant Bug Collector
Armpit Pustules {ewwww ick!!!}
Unicycle with Three Wheels
Exterminator Breath
Urinal Micturition
TV Guideposts
Circus Circus Circus Circus
Those Blue Things on the Wall are Peeing
The Sleep Hard Loan
Muddy Sweat Puddles in the Street
Fatal Alka Seltzer Plus
Cuisinart Infection
Rubbing our Asses on the Rug
Author Author, You Bastard!!!
Runny Waffles
Ham Sandwich Mucous
What's That Noise?!?
1,053,500 Day 1,053, 499 Night Vacation
Getting Quotes 31,054,500 at a Time
Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat
Pop Can Ulcer
Pinano Pissano Peeano Piano
Flammable Alkaline Metal
Class "D" Fire Starter
Urinous Carrot
Ronko Dino Slicer
The Barney Urinator Screen
Enzyme Stew
1.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
2.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
3.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
Grits are Wierd
"X"Marks Your Nose
Tennis, Antibody
Piss Stains on the Urinator
Holosystolic Mumble
Smoke Gets in Your Ears
Hello...I'm Fred Necrosis
Behind Clothes Drawers
Micturition Pineapple
Urine Glass Marbles
Lesbian Sweat
PEE ON, PEE WATERBUG
You Gotta Work on Your Put-Down Technique
Off the Ropes
Blu-ray Laser Diode Enuresis
The Autourination Spuds
Poddy Animals
Tampax Motherfucker of Pearl
FreedHem Zit Medication
Proactiv Hemmorhoid Medication
Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Soda Pop
Summer's Eve brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Candy Bar
Fecal Raspberries
Fresnel Lens Butter
Radioactive Glowing Rocks in My Sock Drawer
Drag Queen Latifa
My Unfave Five
Lava Lamp Poo
Anal Grapes of Wrath
TriLight MCMLXXX
Tempest® in a Urinator
Carbonated Hamsters
Brain Stem Transplant Failure
Cinderella Mopping the Floor
Worth as Much as a Leaking Bag of Garbage
Drinking Mouldy Cool-Aid
Uranated Stegasaurus
Epinephirine Junkies
Water Addicts
"C" Movie
Dinosaur Princess
Viva Eñemabags
Fruit Loops for Homos
Urochrome for Lezzies
Hudson Tells Nothing!
Toliet Cat
Venting Your Bladder
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Brownish-Black Sinks
Backwater Enema
Frogs in the Sewer
Womanhole Cover
The Main Drag Queen
Paramedic Brutality
Some Squeaky Creature
Sonic Y
Dr. Eggman is Cool
Side Effects may include Bunghole-Emptying Laughter
Spiderwoman
Batman's Partner is a Faggot!!!
Chaos Control is Fantastic!
Turn the Volume Up to 47!!!
The Chaos Ruby
The Dangerous Typewriter
Mythconfirmers
Bulletproof Popcycle
Quarter Power to the Life Ray!
Deep Space Forty Seven
Disposable Rechargeable Batteries
Evaporated Enema Solids
Budweiser is Piss Water
Dressing the Deceased
Steve Roll
Heinekin is Whimpy
Taking Your Life into Your Own Hands
Hot Water Cooler
The Streetlights are Peeing
You *CAN* Unflush a Toliet
You Can Tuna Fish but You Can't Tuna Pinano
Fresnel Lens Cumbags
Empty the Dirtbag...Not the One in the Vacuum!
Ogi Ogas Wins Grand Slam!!!
Pair a Dime Shift
Beware I Live!!!
The Charmin TP Bears use Newspaper
Undump Your Unfeather Unduster!
The Toliet's On Fire
Eeeekkk!!! A giraffe!!!
Take Valtrex Even if You Don't have Genital Herpes
HeadOn...Apply Direc{gunshot!!!}
Lose Bragging Wrongs
Busted Chainsaw Bastages
Skate Punks
Sodium Vapour Lamp Micturition
Epsilon Queers
The Sour Milkmen
Bleeding from Your Ears
♪ Wake up Dead in a Plywood Bed Six Feet from the Rest of Your Life ♪
Gimme some Goopenthol!
Death from Massenguillotine
Oblivion
Faggot Piss
Kitty Cat Ambush
Eardrum Sweat


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Bowler's Piss
Ding, Dong, Ditch {also a prank that some Trick-Or-Treaters do on Halloween}
Radiometer of Rath
Source One Sux!!!
Housewife Doormat
The Relaxed Ombushers {sp. intentional}
Deadly Keyboard Venom
Neuroleptic Shock Therapists
Electric Ice Cube Warmer
Bloody Tampaxes in the Wastepaperbasket
Housecat Assassin
Fireplug Micturition
Freezing Furnace
Bad Rat!!! Shame On You!!!
Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber
Where's Month #13 on this Calendar?
Plunging a Toliet
Pie Alfa Knew
Fag Bracelet
♪ To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In! ♪ {sung to the tune of "Lowrider"}
Tuberculosis of the Gonads
STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!!
Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover
Rosarem Keeps You Awake
Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner
This Electrolux Really Sux!
Poisonous Insulators
STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toliet Unflushed!!!
Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!}
Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn
Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator
You Might be a Faggot If...
Dominator
Pogo Josephine
Master of the Refrigerators
Rat Turds in the Marinator
Tennis Ball Testicles
Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum
There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle
 

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Rinky Dinky!
Tungsten Carbide Puppies
Toilet Hanpenis (John Hancock)
Drinking Glass Micturition
Fused Carbon Kittens
Lava Dark
iDark Speakers
Say Hello to My Little Enemy!
Control Spires of Love
Monument of H8RED
Leaving the Sink Unflushed
I said the Enema, Not the Enema!
Milkshake of Destitution
The Hostest with the Mostest
Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour
Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself
Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You!
Famlie Fyood
Regis in the Electric Chair
Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun?
Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags
Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!!
Alarm Clock Feces
Dragonfly Micturition
Pill Bottle Sweat
Flashlight Spam
Your Dreams Don't Miss You!
Just go through that Zanax Detector
{telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Eternal Darnation
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket
Cockroaches in the Sink
Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional}
Cinerary Urns
The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms
Wet Columbarium
Cable TV is Tyrannical
Fragile Banister
The Old Used-Up Douches
There's Something about Insemination
Radiator Flatulence
Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional}
Freezer Log
Chimney Ice Cubes
Mood Ring of Intoxication
Tyrant of the Airwaves
Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path
Shaver of Loneliness
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Wiped Out!
Coalescent Enema
Constable Odo is a Faggot
Who the F is Siddig El Fadil?
It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is?
Fat Dog
Squishee Farts
Wake Up Screaming
The TVA Light Bulb Destructor


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Urinous Marigolds
Pissed (angry) Pajamas
The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza)
Vacuum Cleaner Destructors
Green Laser Pointer of Death
Kinky Sons of Bitches
The Nonhirsute Monkeys
Spanking the Stove
Get Down on Your Waist!!!
Making Ice Cubes in the Oven
What Happened to the Chandelier?
Flap on the Bottom like PJs
I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes
Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears
Think Hard so You don't Strain Something!
The Pissed-In Urinators
War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
"Phavourite" "Dotter"  {sp. intentional}
Transistor Destructor
Nonphat Refrigerator
Garbage Water
Uronium in the Mattress
Pail Ryder
Diamonds are *NOT* Forever
Scotchguard my Heart
Let's go get Hammered at the Bar!
A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Committing Uricide
The Toilaflexors
Some Bogus Pisson
Urinal Defecation
Astral Eddy Micturition
WHDFXUP with Bidets
Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up!
Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer
Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!!
Distant Origin
Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares!
Fire Down the Tractor Beam
Uricision of Love
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower
Carpet Roaches


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Getting Stoned on Parsnips
The Rat is Incontinent
Flying into a Neutron Star
The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend
Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers
Vacuum Anus
Making a Deal with the Devil
Chronowerx uses Old ICs
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide!
That 10's Show
Poopy Poopy Diapers!!!
Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toliet!
Frozen Used Douches
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Floor Lamp Mess
Bunghole Paper Toliets
Worst...Enema...EVER!!!
Molten Popcycle
Chainsaw ATV
1.47 Gram Test Kite String
Who Busted out of Prison?
Bungsnoidial Donkey
Wild West Jailbreak
Lockpick of Death
Zamboni Emesis
Rechargeable Light Globes
Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!!
♪ Strokeman Strokeman! ♪
Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol
Motorcycle Porkbellies
BK Precision Candle
Smashing Toliets with Ball Peen Hammers
Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On
Air Powered Kicker
Superhuman Dishwasher
Flashing Cursor of Destitution
Shooting the Dummy's Skull
Just Fucking Rediculous!!!
McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog
Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae
Throwing BBs at Mosquitos
Silence of the Silverfish
Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly
The Screamapillars
Phoney McRing
Ajax Facial Cleanser
Take These Chains Off
Peeing in a Coffee Filter
Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp
Smells like Geriatric Urine
Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars
Taking Chemicals on the Promenade
Class VII Plasma Storm
Garutie Death Lite
Micturition of Faggots
Emesis of Lezzies
Lacrimation of Bisexualz
Camera Insemination
Radio Lactation
RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome)
Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is
Dawn...and Grease is Broken
Taking the Music Back
Chainsaw Lactation
Urinous Coffee
Sour Sugar
Storage Shed Sweat
Dickwhipped Cream
Soggy Molten Pizza
Eating Out of the Garbage Can
Chickens Peck at their Eggs
You Wear High Tops on you Ears
Alligator Pee
Dead Whales in the Highway
Tincture of Valtrex
Santa Flush
Being a Big Douche
Being a Medium Colostomy Bag
Being a Small Enema
Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum
What's That Crunchy Sound?!?
Urineproof Barrier
Hello Ooze
Goodbye Sea-Bond
Busted Dentures


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Coffeepot Micturition
The Old Testicle & Rope
Squeaky Mouses
Shitting in the Coffeepot!
The Adrenal Glands Suck
Do Naa Light tha Candle!!!
What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toliet?
Did I Hear You Incorrectly?
Free Urine Test
Spittle in a Dixie Cup
Dog Pee Catharsis
Windproof Flashlight
Chowing Down on Sea Urchins
Spiny Lobefish on the Menu
Shooting Starfish
Tower of Greediness
"C" is Never a Consonant
Snapping Off Spark Plugs
Growing Effeminate Facial Hair
Thin Girls have Cellulite
Grey Hair Toiletries
Cupboard Defecation
The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It!
Who Busted the Coffeepot?
Some Psycho Stole My Underwear
RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome)
Vanilla Cleanax
They're Not Buzzers!!!
What's Wrong with the Doorknob?
EEEEK!!! A Camel!!!
Hiding from the IRS
Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor
Sneaking Out of the Bar
Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!!
Relax the Ombusher
Data is Not an Android
Data is Not a Robot
Stealing Booze
Moose on the Expressway
Carpet Urination
The Klash Zone
Screen Door Venom
Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!!
Trident Gum gives You Rabies
All I Want for Christmas is Depends!
Pissing on the Third Rail
Legpit Puddles
Foul Penile Odour
Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck
Cardiac Erection
Butterfly Micturition
Moth Emesis
Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes
Deadbolt Feces
Amperstand {sp. intentional}
Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional}
RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome)
RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome)
RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome)
RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome)
Vacuum Brain
Think with Your Dick
Nocturnal Wood
Babie Phat
Asshole Candy
Scotopic Touch
Viva Enemañata
Stahr Campain
Maid of Dishonour
Cool Whip Enema
Chewing on Christmas Lights
Light Bulb in the Turkey
Baby Tornado Micturition
Giraffe Vaginas
Pussywhipped Cough Syrup
Heavy Metal Tallahassee
Pee Root Vegetable
Black-Nosed Peas


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Pissing on a Carpet Nail for Earphones
Seattle
Lacrimation of Radios
Testicles Smashed with Rebar
Give that Amish a Piñata
Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags
Kitten Boner
Cephalic Alkalosis
Foul Stomach Contents
Our Urine is Purple
Airplane Dentition
MedaKair Part F
Cub Poop
Black Screen TV
Toliet Lactation
Facial Enuresis
Sad Cleanax
Dickwhipped Tylenol
The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say}
Puffs Minus
Duresel: The Silver Top Battery
Tornado Hunters are Faggots
The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual!
Puppy Dog Insemination
Supercell Enuresis
The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Vicious Birthday
Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional}
The Crapweasels
Venomous Carpet
Bear Hibernation Enuresis
Tin Can Prison
The Price is Wrong
Envenomated by a Tiger
This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
♪ Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! ♪
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!


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The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back
The Corrigans
Furniture Meltdown
Stargate SG-047
Stuffed Crust Couches
Chair Potato
Downie Fabrik Hardener
If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself!
Credebit Card
Poddy Yam
Cuisinart Hoars
Santa down the Furnace Chimney
Malomyotismon is Super!!!
Togemon's a Lezzy
Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer
Cheeze Fūd {sp. intentional}
Old Beer in the Wall
Another Bottle down the Hall
Spaghetti and Flatulence
Paper or Paper?
♪ All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall! ♪
Blood Plasma Laser
Gooey Bricks
Superglue Wicket
Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot!
He Keeps Hanging Down
Bleeding Bleeding Hearts
That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks
Barefoot in Busted Glass
It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher!
Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange
Evil Catterpods


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Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!!
Butterflies are Wierd
The Magic Toaster is rather Queer
The Owl is Unwise
Grift of the Maggie
Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi
Plush Tadpoles
Uranated Cauliflower
Teapot of Destitution
Threadbare Automobile
♪ Every Ciss Ends with Cay ♪ {sp. intentional}
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992}
Urinous Showerhead
Roll-AIDS
Spider in your Soup
You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!!
♪ Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy  Whippppp!!! ♪
?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768
Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug!
Spider Under the Table
There Was Pee in My Coffee!
Carbonated Gerbils
Oxygenated Plutonium
Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar?
Super Salt Bear
Oven of Destitution
Bathtub Spigot Micturition
I Figured Out Blue Clues!!!
Venomous Rental Wheelchair
Fridge Bottom Stuphing
Cupboard Flatulence
Partial Eclipse of the Dryer
Poisonous Light Bulbs
Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best
Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag
Spilling Beans
My Lil' Forgetter
Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae)
Tarantula Defecation
Radiance of the Testicles
Annular Eclipse of the Ass
Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toilet?!?
RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped
Black Widows are Spectacular
Med-4-Graveside
Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional}
Home-4-Med
Money in the Garbage
Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags
Drinking from the Port-O-Let
Busted Scooters
Burning Electrical Odour
Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket
The Steering Column's Flooded
Milk in the Gasoline
Urine Parsnip
Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches
Eu de Armpit {piss you!!!}
Eu de Toliette {Eu de WHAT?!?}
Cockroach Poop in the Eggs
Used Ketchup in the Lawn
 

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That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay!
Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!!
♪ I've been Sitting on the Toilet! ♪
Poopoo in the Urinators
That Sink is Queer!
Washing Machine Flatulence
Busted Pencil
Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument
The YuleHightides
Dripping Dog Water
Kandiosity of Kops

?SYNTAX ERROR
READY.
Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden
Pepsi Boogers
Coca-Cola Snot
The Nanites are all Squeaky
JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!
Buckeyballs of Destruction
Sleeping in the Same Bed
Oscilloscope of H8RED
Screaming Pee!
Boner of Contention
Work it In
Who the Baby Daddy?
He's a Couchwetter!
Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper
The Dining Table's Burning
The Chairs are Soaked with Pee
Fizzy Scorpions
Douchy Tarantulas
Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge?
Diarhhea of the Faucet
Fireplace Lacrimation
Who's the Fat Chick?
Pussyface!
Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes
Camel Urine Enema
Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing!
Waiter, My Soup is Dry
Dillhole!
Bungnocker
Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar!
Buttknocker
Dickweed
Fartknocker
Blue Whale Snot
The Onions are Crying
Concentrated Camel Saddles
Beowolf is Gosh
Sailboat Insemination
Denaturating the Kitty Cat
We Be Toys
The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy
The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!!
Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy
Octopussy is a LEZZY!!!
Nonphat Stove
I Gotta Drop a Stool
In Need of Psychotectic Treatments
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration
Who Let the Rat Out?
 

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Stinky Plastic Watchbands
Fried Munchies
Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates
Drop a What?
Pinch a Loaf?!?
Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!!
O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!!
Stop and Change Light Bulbs
Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!
Romulans are Wussies
Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit
Commodore Computers are #1
Let's Play Chickensplat!
Marinator Micturition
Ambush of the Kitty Cats
31,054,500 Smoke
Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toliet!!!
Rat in the Meatloaf
Business Card Paper Cut
♪ The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪
Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo
Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!!
Pencil with Wings
Flying Books
Newspaper Feces
Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully!
Bitten by an Armpit Viper
Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC
Ladybugs are Brie
TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE
The Nerds are Flammable
Whipped-Ass Niacin
If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near!
{Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One"
It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray
Anubis is a Butthole!!!
Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :(
Peeing in the Punchbowl
The Theraflu Ghost
There's a Worse Bulb
Piñator is Brie
Going Bye-Bye in the Car
360° Knife
Lock the Cash Box
Hey, Assmunch!!!
Clorel Sounds like Bleach
Stop the Catbox
?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534
Hot Gazpacho
The Spittle has Crystallised
Jaywalking for Jesus
Pray for Hell
Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours
?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0
Shut that Car Alarm Up
As the Earth Behind You Reeks


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Cum Kleen
B.O.Douriser
Bad Dog!!!
I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronunciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA}
First Avenue Self Service Center
Rat Pellet Extacy
Wilted Asparagus Spears
We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!!
Partying in Bumfuck Egypt
"Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional}
Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant
Sysop of Heaven
Igneous Micturition
Metamorphic Urination
Sedimentary Poddy
Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal
Coyotes Howling at the Sun
Drinking from a Urinator
Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema
Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche
Barking at the Doorknob
The Statue of Slavery
Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That?
Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine
♪ Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!! ♪
Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine?
O no, the Cupboard is Flooded!
Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick
Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth
Penny Sysops
Uncut a Tomato
Unflush a Toliet
Unshatter a Window
Unstrike a Match
Syrup of Puke
It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts
Chocolate-Covered Sysops
Buying a Fast-Cooker
Skid Marks on the Urinator
Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.}
Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets
Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors
EAROMulans
If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down!
THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE
Be Sure to Clean Under the Toliet
The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub
Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Losing Weight on Your Waste
Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog
Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans
Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah
Stealing Office Supplies
The Stapler is Bleeding
Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug
Poisonous Typewriter
Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!!
Vemomous Spud Valves
Pissing the Bed for Allah
I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!!
Who's Funeral is it Anyway?
Reception Hall for Syringes
Candiosity!
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Make Me Laugh
Fired from the Cannoñata
Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<--
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Mike Ockhurts So Good!
♪ Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3 
♪ Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key 
Stinking Drunk with Power
Radio Controlled Farting Washer
Spreading the Disease
The Light Bulbs are Crying
♪ Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!! ♪
Nonstinky Dirty Diapers
Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker
The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System
What's That Scent?
Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers
Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine
Who Pissed in the Baptismal?
Epaulets of Agony
Peace On Pluto
Snowing on Venus
The Rings of Mars
Tavern on the Brown
The Fag Bar
Boiling a Pot of Dog Water
There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter
It's a Free for None
Itty Bitty Discombobulator
Urine Sysops
Fergie is a Lezzy
The Dog Pee Band
The Cows Came Home
Drinking Whammy Pee
Playing Cow Pie Frisbee
Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham?
Michael Shanks is Cute!
Ring-Around-the-Toilet
Douches in the Oven
Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner
Ringworm Destitution
Washing Machine Infection
Beer Flatulence
Rotten Honey Behind the Couch
Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee?
The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!!
You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Stoner Steve
Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz
Warm Front of Urine
The Fucktards are Squeaky
What's WD-40?
Vacuum Bag Explosion
Toliet Clog Barbituates
Stone Knives & Bearskins
Phat-Phree Toliet
The Typewriter's on Fire
There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat
Super Swirlee!!!
The System Lords are So Kewl!
The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!!

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La-Z-Girl
Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional}
Cups of Hot Wolf Pee
We're Going Digital!
Bitten by a Firefly
Little Gay Pen {yes, I had one of these!}
Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup
It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound
Renal Failure of the Nose
Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans
Zero-Touch Can't Opener
Metal Illness
Bruz Cruz in the Crapper
MRI of the Penis
Tin Man is a Comet!
Pooping Out Whole Insulaters
A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat
Feed the Toliets
Vacuum the Monsters
Playing the Throw-Up Round!
♪ On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me ♪
Peeter Rooter
Momentary Lapse of Destitution
Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional}
Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!!
There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds
Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck
The Santa Closet
Centipede Enuresis
Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool
There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder
Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional}
The Xindi Suck Ass!!!
It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter
The Spaceman Croaked on Titan
Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer
Jimmy Claus
Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo
Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too!
Batman and the Homosexual Scissors
Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank
The Meteoroids are Gay
Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional}
Alarm Clock Auditory Assault
Furnace Burner Micturition
Butter in the Chimney
Got thee...TELEPHONE
Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner
Stool Pig
Unpleasant Cleavage Odour
Volume Vacuum
Ravioli for the Dying
Malomyotismon is Cool!!!
Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!!
Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze
Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch
Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener
Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives
Buttal Assault
It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man
When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!!
Fetal Lacrimation
Geriatric Flatulence
The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool!
Cat Pee Love
It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove!
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
Cat Turd H8red
Litterbox Euthenasia
The Pecker Quintet
Alphabetising Our Cow Chips
Hairy Mule Larvae
The Analogue Owls
The Thermostats are Fucking Again!
The Helicopters are Weeping
Who is Disturbed?
Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters
The Green Cold Chili Peckers
Who Let the Tarantulas Out?
Phat Phree Toliet Tank {sp. intentional}
The CFLs are Broken
What's Wrong with the Truck?
Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator


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