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Orange Juice in the Stove
Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills
♫Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt!♫
♫Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree♫
Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig!
Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles
Regurgitated Colon Contents
Pukebag
♫If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me♫
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!
It's Bassackward
Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll
Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day
AVOID SPIKES
Don't Move Laterally
Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode?
Soap in the Drinking Fountain
Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators
Who Has #13 On?
Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis!
Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John!
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts
Some Bogus Pisson
Some Stupid Fucker
Downing a Glass of Urochrome
Poo Pot Makers
A Guppy Called "Wendy"
Exploding Toilet
My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged
A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper"
The Spatulas are Crying
Unimatrix 2,458,770
A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Santa Flush
I Want some Fucking Trix!
Cactus Testicles
Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
Bird Fork
Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
Sitting on the Toilet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
Leaking Fishtank
Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
Golf is for Faggets!
The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair
Break Up those Boxes
Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
Botched Colostomy Bag
Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
{spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
♫I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm♫
Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
Performing Bad Magic Offstage
Yankee Leg
Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
♫Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night♫
♫You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!♫
Caffienation Deactivation
A Hair on the Toilet Seat
Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
Makes You go Poo-Poo
Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
♫Christmas Comes just Once This Year♫
The Bungknockers
Public Restroom Puddle
Stargate SG-2,458,770
♫Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!♫
Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS!
Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
Aircraft Bumblebee
Ninja Micturition
Carpet Rat
{male singing} ♫I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy♫
Fighting Futons
N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
Mythconfirmers
Violence Metal
The Pack isn't Back
Smash Bulbz!
Screaming Against Vengeance
Feel the Slotted Spoon
The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney
Punch Buggy
Peeing on the Third Rail
Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
The Magic Intestine
Pissing on an Electric Fence
Dammitol
Fuckitol
Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement
It's the Meeeeeers!
Crystal (Meth) Castles
Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
Screwitol
Fudgeitol
Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
Peeing Out Consonants
Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
Time to be a Hero Doctor!
Who Busted the Toilet?!?
Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toilet tank}
Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
Gay Pride of Lions
Octagonal Festival
Taking a Dumpster
Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
Crying on My Stage
Triangular Rats
There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
♫Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!♫
Our Songs are all Earworms
You Got a Cash Mayday!
Food Fight Quest
Urine Cabbage
Money Taxi
Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
Greenteeth® Earphones
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
Buxten Disorganiser
Cellular Telephone Discharge
Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
Jellyfish Feces
It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
Snails that Sweat
Porno for Sperm Whales
Decibal Police
Used Breast
Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat
♫Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow!♫
Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes}
Dirty & Unclear
Bird Poop Hooplah
The Rain is Crying
Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage
Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe
Lose,Lose, LOSE!!!
SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder
Create Learning that Sucks
Refund Disposition Loan
Peeing in Plastic Cups
Heating Used Douches in the Microwave
Custodian in a Bottle
Waste of Paper Toilets
Broken Mop Handles for Janitors
What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!!
Smoke Weed...It's Good for You
This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee
Punish the Vacuum Cleaner
What's Burning?!?
Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns
Spanking the Giraffe
Popping Zits in your Pissbladder
Playing the Nose Flute
Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels
Cheese in the Garbage Disposal
Daniel Jackson is a Faggot
Reads like Science Fiction
Automatic Poop Throwing Machine
SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy
Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy
Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy
Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again
Wheel...Of...Torture!
Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles
The Issue with the Tissue
The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
A Neighbour with some Paper
Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
Blasting the Pants Cannon
(Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
♫Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toilet Inside the Abyss?♫
Smelly Hairy Peebag
♫San Wakeen Valley Urinator!♫
Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot?
Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
♫Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?♫
♫Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!♫
Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
There's Coffee in that Nebula
Dragonfly Envenomation
Cornholedog
NatureDoesn'tWorks
Crop of Sugar Coke
Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
Rat Scratch Fever
These Shotglasses Don't Work
What's Wrong with My Poo?
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Clit
Urea Milkshake
Grendyl isn't a Monster
♫Take Drugs!♫
♫Smoke Pot!♫
Heads Mounted on Spears
Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
Pills in the Toilet
A Man Who Ate Stones
♫High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!♫
Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
A Stone that Ate Men
Cello Solo!
Tainted Nonessentials
Lead Balloons that Fly?
Fire in the Bunghole!
Sawing Off his Sack
Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
This Owl is Defective
Eagle Sextupet
There's a Product called 'Nads'?
Joes vs. Joes
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
♫Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?♫
Pissblanket
Guano? Tisk Tisk!
Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
The Gospel According to Toliet
Clean Jobs
A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!!
It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
♫Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!♫
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
♫He's Got a Plastic Peebag!♫
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!
Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
House Micturition
Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains
Urinal Abuse
The Stove is Sparking
Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
I am Cornholio!
I need TP for my Bunghole!
You will Give me...All Your Caca! 
 
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  • ♫Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫
    Nonstinky Dirty Diapers
    Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker
    The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System
    What's That Scent?
    Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers
    Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine
    Who Pissed in the Baptismal?
    Epaulets of Agony
    Peace On Pluto
    Snowing on Venus
    The Rings of Mars
    Tavern on the Brown
    The Fag Bar
    Boiling a Pot of Dog Water
    There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter
    It's a Free for None
    Itty Bitty Discombobulator
    Urine Sysops
    Fergie is a Lezzy
    The Dog Pee Band
    The Cows Came Home
    Drinking Whammy Pee
    Playing Cow Pie Frisbee
    Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham?
    Michael Shanks is Cute!
    Ring-Around-the-Toilet
    Douches in the Oven
    Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner
    Ringworm Destitution
    Washing Machine Infection
    Beer Flatulence
    Rotten Honey Behind the Couch
    Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee?
    The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!!
    You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
    Stoner Steve
    Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz
    Warm Front of Urine
    The Fucktards are Squeaky
    What's WD-40?
    Vacuum Bag Explosion
    Toilet Clog Barbituates
    Stone Knives & Bearskins
    Phat-Phree Toilet
    The Typewriter's on Fire
    There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat
    Super Swirlee!!!
    The System Lords are So Kewl!
    The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!!
    La-Z-Girl
    Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional}
    Cups of Hot Wolf Pee
    We're Going Digital!
    Bitten by a Firefly
    Little Gay Pen {yes, I have one of these!}
    Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup
    It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound
    Renal Failure of the Nose
    Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans
    Zero-Touch Can't Opener
    Metal Illness
    Bruz Cruz in the Crapper
    MRI of the Penis
    Tin Man is a Comet!
    Pooping Out Whole Insulaters
    A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat
    Feed the Toilets
    Vacuum the Monsters
    Playing the Throw-Up Round!
    On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me
    Peeter Rooter
    Momentary Lapse of Destitution
    Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional}
    Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!!
    There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds
    Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck
    The Santa Closet
    Centipede Enuresis
    Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool
    There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder
    Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional}
    The Xindi Suck Ass!!!
    It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter
    The Spaceman Croaked on Titan
    Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer
    Jimmy Claus
    Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo
    Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too!
    Batman and the Homosexual Scissors
    Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank
    The Meteoroids are Gay
    Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional}
    Alarm Clock Auditory Assault
    Furnace Burner Micturition
    Butter in the Chimney
    Got thee...TELEPHONE
    Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner
    Stool Pig
    Unpleasant Cleavage Odour
    Volume Vacuum
    Ravioli for the Dying
    Malomyotismon is Cool!!!
    Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!!
    Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze
    Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch
    Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener
    Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives
    Buttal Assault
    It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man
    When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!!
    Fetal Lacrimation
    Geriatric Flatulence
    The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool!
    Cat Pee Love
    It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove!
    Superman Demolishing a Urinal
    Cat Turd H8red
    Litterbox Euthenasia
    The Pecker Quintet
    Alphabetising Our Cow Chips
    Hairy Mule Larvae
    The Analogue Owls
    The Thermostats are Fucking Again!
    The Helicopters are Weeping
    Who is Disturbed?
    Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters
    The Green Cold Chili Peckers
    Who Let the Tarantulas Out?
    Phat Phree Toilet Tank {sp. intentional}
    The CFLs are Broken
    What's Wrong with the Truck?
    Straight as a Broken Arrow
    Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
    Never and Never Again
    The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
    Dick Cup Perspiration
    Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
    4:20
    Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
    The Oven is Pissing
    My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
    You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
    ?CONSTIPATION ERROR
    Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
    Anesthetise this Bitch!
    Turned Resistor
    Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
    It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
    Captain Proton to the Rescue
    Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
    Hummer Feeder
    The Freezer is Melting
    Drinking Hot Cat Potty
    Poor, Poor Pitiful You
    Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
    The Dick Cup is Crying
    Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
    Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
    The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
    {making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
    Battery Enema
    The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
    Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
    I'm 43 and I Love It!
    Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
    IR-Emitting UV Laser
    The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
    Doorframe Trauma
    Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
    URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
    Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
    USB Urinator Spud Valve
    Santa Clause Destroying a Toilet
    Polly Wants an Enema!
    Tilex Grows Mould
    {shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
    As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
    Screen Door on a Submarine
    Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
    Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
    Taking the Bate
    You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!!
    Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
    Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
    Tennis Ball Micturition
    Broken Knife
    The Stinky Plastic King Heads
    Peckerbreath
    Peterhead
    Aural Illusions
    Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
    Optical Delusions
    Ninja Snake Micturition
    Scanning the Garbage
    Viva Toilet!!!
    Raindude
    Rat-a-Touie
    STFU Billy Mays!!!
    Flushing the Sink
    What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
    Warm Dog Candy
    You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
    Flushing for Ketchikan
    The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
    Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Cofee Cup
    When Good Toilets...Go BAD!!!
    BLOG = Bullshit Log
    Bowling for Barrow
    P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
    Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
    Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
    Catnip for the Amish
    What's That Fucking Noise?!?
    B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
    ♫Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!!♫ {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
    Shitting in the Sauna
    Left Guard
    Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket
    Worshipping Cat Urine
    Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
    Used Tampaxes Behind the Toilet
    Invasion of the Stoves
    Giving the Dog a Boner
    Floody McFlood
    Fiery McFire
    Finite Spirals
    Woody WoodPECKERhead 
     
     
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  • Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
    Bathing in Warm Camel Potty
    What's With the Replicals?
    DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
    The Jack Daniels Worm
    You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
    Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
    Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
    The Robot has been Neutralised
    "The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
    The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
    Iced Gasoline
    Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
    Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
    Flammable Ice Cubes
    Noise from the CD Player
    The Porno Buttmonkeys
    Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
    The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
    I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
    The Crickets are Stinking
    The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
    Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
    Radio Killed the Video Star
    Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
    It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
    The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
    Toxic Pet Strobe
    Batteries are Flushable
    You Can Edit your Camel Urine
    Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
    Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
    Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
    Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
    Gumby is Not Flexible
    The Daily Quadruples
    The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
    Chandeliers are Brie
    Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
    Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
    Venomous Wristwatch
    {sung like Britany Spears} ♫Oops, I Fucked Up Again!♫
    Heaven's Devils
    Super Glue in the Toilet
    Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
    Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
    Miracle Pancreas
    Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
    Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
    Wheaties Festival
    Chinchilla Tightening Machine
    Stepping in Worm Piss
    Enema Douches
    Sonny Walkwoman
    There's Urine in the Washingmachine
    Poopy Fridge
    Baby Swimming after Money
    Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
    Ripping Your Bunghole Off
    Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
    Mountain Poop is Yucky!
    What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
    Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
    Fecal Dryer
    Paying the Bug Guy
    Happy Hyundai Days
    Vertizontal Shades
    Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
    The Butt Sausages
    Bungmonkeys
    Iced Penises
    Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
    Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
    Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
    Sojournen Urine
    Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
    Hairy Pothead
    Carbonated Hand Mixer
    Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toilets
    Burst Garbage Bags
    Taking Out the Lamps
    Binary Cock {note sp.}
    Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
    Legpit Deodouriser
    Air Rottener
    Liquid Accordions
    Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
    Semisweet Tennies
    The Rice is Crying
    Radioactive Towels
    Pocket Full of Semen
    CDs That Perspire
    She's Getting all Squeaky
    Blender Cup Infection
    Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
    Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
    Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
    The Soap is Delicious
    Cistern Straw
    Drinking from the Urinators
    Slipping on Soiled Depends
    Bathtub Drain Squishee
    The Mad Tromboner
    And OH Gets the Square!
    Band Liquidators
    All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
    Not Time for the Unbonus Square
    Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toilet Bowl
    Inverted Studmuffins
    Pr0n >=< Porn
    Semisolid Dishwasher
    Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
    Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
    Crab Grass Semen
    I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
    Eating Used Syringes
    Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
    Toaster Micturition
    Can't Say "ING"
    Spittle Police
    Betraying that Pop Bottle
    Goiter on your Testes
    Box of Geriactric's Toys
    No More Games
    Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
    Is William Shatner a Queer?
    Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
    666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
    The Macey's Easter Parade
    Vicks Late-Defense
    Cauliflower Micturition
    Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
    Uncozy Sleepwear
    Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
    Creeping Streetlights on TV
    Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
    Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
    Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
    Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
    Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
    Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
    Interest in Polish Culture
    Photons & Forcefields?
    Rosetta Stoner!
    Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
    Violating Whole Grain
    Optical Intercourse
    Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
    Viola Solo!
    Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toilets
    POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!!
    Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
    Apple Flavoured Broccoli
    Fire Fruitarts
    Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
    Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
    What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
    My Watermelon is Squeaky
    ♫Impossibilities!!!♫
    Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
    Edison was a Fraud!
    Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?
    The Booger Eaters
    Pissing in a Teapot 
     
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  • Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toilet!
    There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Cah Hear it With Your Flattery!
    ♫Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants)♫
    ♫Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants)♫
    Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
    Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
    PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
    Any Place but Here
    {computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
    Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
    Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
    Boner of Contention
    ?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534
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    Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS}
    Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm     {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS}
    ♫Smoking in the Girl's Room!♫
    Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
    Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
    Failing to Water the Tree
    The Always-Ending Story
    Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
    Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
    ♫I'm Full like the Wolf♫
    Piss Christmas
    Shitty New Year's Eve
    Resume Your Disorder
    Aqua de Pee
    Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toilet
    We'll Make a Few Tweaks
    Nasty Chainsaw Accident
    Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
    Internal Blue Alert
    Contributing to the Garbage Can
    Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
    Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
    That Cow is a Lezzy!
    Milk in the Urinators
    Alien vs. Predatory Bird
    Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
    Skunky Gatoraide
    Twist-Offs Let In More Neon
    Orange Juice in the Stove
    Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills
    ♫Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt!♫
    ♫Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree♫
    Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig!
    Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles
    Regurgitated Colon Contents
    Pukebag
    ♫If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me♫
    Not the Vagina, the Vagina!
    It's Bassackward
    Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll
    Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day
    AVOID SPIKES
    Don't Move Laterally
    Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode?
    Soap in the Drinking Fountain
    Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators
    Who Has #13 On?
    Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis!
    Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John!
    Cum Guzzling Guttersluts
    Some Bogus Pisson
    Some Stupid Fucker
    Downing a Glass of Urochrome
    Poo Pot Makers
    A Guppy Called "Wendy"
    Exploding Toilet
    My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged
    A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper"
    The Spatulas are Crying
    Unimatrix 2,458,770
    A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
    Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
    Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
    Santa Flush
    I Want some Fucking Trix!
    Cactus Testicles
    Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
    Bird Fork
    Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
    Sitting on the Toilet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
    Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
    Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
    Leaking Fishtank
    Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
    Golf is for Faggets!
    The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair
    Break Up those Boxes
    Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
    Botched Colostomy Bag
    Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
    {spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
    Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
    Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
    ♫I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm♫
    Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
    Performing Bad Magic Offstage
    Yankee Leg
    Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
    ♫Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night♫
    ♫You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!♫
    Caffienation Deactivation
    A Hair on the Toilet Seat
    Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
    Makes You go Poo-Poo
    Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
    Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
    Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
    Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
    Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
    He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
    Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
    ♫Christmas Comes just Once This Year♫
    The Bungknockers
    Public Restroom Puddle
    Stargate SG-2,458,770
    ♫Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!♫
    Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
    Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
    Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS!
    Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
    Aircraft Bumblebee
    Ninja Micturition
    Carpet Rat
    {male singing} ♫I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy♫
    Fighting Futons
    N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
    Mythconfirmers
    Violence Metal
    The Pack isn't Back
    Smash Bulbz!
    Screaming Against Vengeance
    Feel the Slotted Spoon
    The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
    Kelp Eat Abaloney
    Punch Buggy
    Peeing on the Third Rail
    Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
    Spayed Blue Whales
    Neutered Polar Bears
    Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
    ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
    Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
    The Magic Intestine
    Pissing on an Electric Fence
    Dammitol
    Fuckitol
    Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
    Super Duper Huey
    Having a Vowel Movement
    It's the Meeeeeers!
    Crystal (Meth) Castles
    Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
    Screwitol
    Fudgeitol
    Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
    Peeing Out Consonants
    Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
    Time to be a Hero Doctor!
    Who Busted the Toilet?!?
    Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toilet tank}
    Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
    Gay Pride of Lions
    Octagonal Festival
    Taking a Dumpster
    Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
    Crying on My Stage
    Triangular Rats
    There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
    ♫Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!♫
    Our Songs are all Earworms
    You Got a Cash Mayday!
    Food Fight Quest
    Urine Cabbage
    Money Taxi
    Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
    Greenteeth® Earphones
    Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
    Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
    I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
    Buxten Disorganiser
    Cellular Telephone Discharge
    Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
    Jellyfish Feces
    It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
    A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
    Snails that Sweat
    Porno for Sperm Whales
    Decibal Police
    Used Breast
    Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat
    ♫Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow!♫
    Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes}
    Dirty & Unclear
    Bird Poop Hooplah
    The Rain is Crying
    Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage
    Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe
    Lose,Lose, LOSE!!!
    SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder
    Create Learning that Sucks
    Refund Disposition Loan
    Peeing in Plastic Cups
    Heating Used Douches in the Microwave
    Custodian in a Bottle
    Waste of Paper Toilets
    Broken Mop Handles for Janitors
    What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!!
    Smoke Weed...It's Good for You
    This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee
    Punish the Vacuum Cleaner
    What's Burning?!?
    Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns
    Spanking the Giraffe
    Popping Zits in your Pissbladder
    Playing the Nose Flute
    Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels
    Cheese in the Garbage Disposal
    Daniel Jackson is a Faggot
    Reads like Science Fiction
    Automatic Poop Throwing Machine
    SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
    Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy
    Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy
    Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy
    Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy
    Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again 
     
    ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF MERFEREATORS FLOATING IN THE HEAD  ERROR IN 53281
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  • Wheel...Of...Torture!
    Dumb Stupid Douchenoozles
    The Issue with the Tissue
    The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
    A Neighbour with some Paper
    Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
    Blasting the Pants Cannon
    (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
    ♫Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toilet Inside the Abyss?♫
    Smelly Hairy Peebag
    ♫San Wakeen Valley Urinator!♫
    Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
    Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot?
    Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
    ♫Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?♫
    ♫Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!♫
    Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
    Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
    There's Coffee in that Nebula
    Dragonfly Envenomation
    Cornholedog
    NatureDoesn'tWorks
    Crop of Sugar Coke
    Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
    Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
    Rat Scratch Fever
    These Shotglasses Don't Work
    What's Wrong with My Poo?
    Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
    Beaver Snatch
    Rhino Clit
    Urea Milkshake
    Grendyl isn't a Monster
    ♫Take Drugs!♫
    ♫Smoke Pot!♫
    Heads Mounted on Spears
    Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
    Pills in the Toilet
    A Man Who Ate Stones
    ♫High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!♫
    Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
    A Stone that Ate Men
    Cello Solo!
    Tainted Nonessentials
    Lead Balloons that Fly?
    Fire in the Bunghole!
    Sawing Off his Sack
    Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
    This Owl is Defective
    Eagle Sextupet
    There's a Product called 'Nads'?
    Joes vs. Joes
    Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
    Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
    ♫Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?♫
    Pissblanket
    Guano? Tisk Tisk!
    Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
    Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
    The Gospel According to Toilet
    Clean Jobs
    A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
    But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!!
    It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down
    Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
    Getting Straight Fs
    ♫Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!♫
    Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
    Zoe 202
    Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
    Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
    The KOPO Dog Sucks Toilet Muscle!
    Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
    Drink Used Radiator Fluid
    Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
    Running Over Raccoon Doody
    The Box of Enuresis
    The Little Doheny!
    Squidward Tennis Balls
    Fis Yo Gree
    WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
    Cheese Made from Leggos
    Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
    Who the Phuck is Libbey?
    Computer Monitor Sweat
    Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
    Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
    Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
    Potato Children {Tater Tots}
    There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
    Security Level 0
    ♫He's Got a Plastic Peebag!♫
    New Seattle
    Neiu Amsterdarn
    Toilet of Destitutiuon
    Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
    Terra Destroyer!!!
    Positron Laser!!!
    Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
    House Micturition
    Paper Toilets Down Sink Drains
    Urinal Abuse
    The Stove is Sparking
    Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
    What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
    I am Cornholio!
    I need TP for my Bunghole!
    You will Give me...All Your Caca!
    A Fugly Bedroom Group!
    The Cocksuckers!!!
    Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit
    Staircase Micturition
    O Barnacles!!!
    Spiral Escalator
    Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel
    Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional}
    Elevator Mosaic
    DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole
    Cosmo is a Fairy Baby?
    {spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!!
    The Baby Fags
    As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
    As Straight as a Broken Arrow
    KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt}
    Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning!
    Crabby Patties
    Changing the Garbage
    What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs?
    It's Not Shampee!!!
    Let's Brew some Crappy
    Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled}
    Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
    Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
    Awwww Tartar Sauce!!!
    Rhymes with Orange
    ♫All you Need is Loves!♫
    Just Hose me Down!!!
    Watering the Fire
    Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents}
    Unfoster Your Immune System
    As Valuable as a Used Enema
    Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159...
    Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional}
    Picture Perfect...NOT!!!
    Broken Milk Bone
    Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled}
    {sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! 
    ♫Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!♫
    ♫Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!♫
    Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer
    Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly}
    Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole
    Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late
    Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room
    Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room
    Upright Movie Seats
    Window Cornholers
    Stewardess Micturition
    Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom
    Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden
    Sheep-Tipping is Toxic
    Not Your Average Walrus
    He Went to Jagoffs!
    The Fairly EvenParents
    We'll Sign for you Candles
    Trebuchet Hurling Old Toilet Bowls
    The Average Joes
    Nutcrackers for Oranges
    Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
    The Asshole Skateboarders
    I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole
    Using the "N" Word  in February 
    Faggot Cat
    Styrofoam Crossbow
    Toilet Lottery Hooplah
    Running with Rusty Scissors
    ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin?♫
    Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation
    May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death
    Forks for Cereal
    Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome
    There's a Fungus Among Us
    "Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade}
    The Papasans are Squeaky
    ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea?  SpongeBob PissPants!
    ♫Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee?  SpongeBob PissPants!
    Teaspoons for Spaghetti
    You put the "I" in "Fungi"
    Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!!
    Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube
    ♫Nationnarrow is Not on your Side♫
    Barfing Up a Fece
    Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk
    Why is the Sky Black?
    Lizard Pee
    Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed!
    Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man
    Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!!
    Employee of the Microsecond
    Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional}
    Asbestos in Obstetrics
    I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals
    Say Hello to my Little Enema
    As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease
    Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Guzzling Icebreakers Sours
    ♫Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!♫
    Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal
    Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles
    Banging your Head against a Wall for Science
    Whirlm Without a Dream
    Curiosity Salted the Snail 
     
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  • Pig Benis
    Rig Bubber
    Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
    Fingerprints on Mayonnaise
    Choking on a Fece
    Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale
    What the Barnacles?!?
    ♫We're the Flowers in the Dustbin♫
    Now That's just Pussywhipped!!!
    Leaking Bin Liners
    What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe?
    That Man is a PWPOSMF
    Flushing the Wastepaperbasket!
    Give that Amish some Escargot
    Tomato with a Chef's Hat
    Uranation Medication
    Turnip Blood Donation
    Lettuce Clogging Up a Toilet
    Cucumber Wielding a Machete
    Tempus Fugit
    Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead
    Carbide Skunk
    Eating Used Poop off the Floor
    Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"?
    Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes
    Breaking your Laugh Box
    The Walls are Squeaky
    Ferrule Insemination
    Shiver me Timbers!
    Queensferd Charcoal Darker
    Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof
    Tamp(on) it Home
    Get on the Blunderbuss
    A Busted Can {the toilet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container}
    Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce
    Going Off Half-Cocked
    {spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!!
    Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug
    The Waste Band
    Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional}
    Clarinet Solo!!!
    It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving!
    Saxons of the Firing Line
    Tuba Solo
    Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit
    77 Tromboners
    Urine Cherry
    Gogert's Tame Ride
    It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend!
    Drum Sextuplet
    Diving for Pearls in the Toilet
    Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!!
    Growing Mould in the Coffeepot
    Heck Patrol
    Sonic Infant Boom
    Don't Kick Over the Toilet Bowl!
    There's a Plastic Cat Toilet in front of the Shitbowl
    Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional}
    The Bungsnoidial Wastoids
    The Lindblad Explorers
    Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly}
    Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk}
    Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {suck my dick}
    Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler
    I Call Rifle!
    Kurmet the Toad
    Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional}
    How It's Broken
    ?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122
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    ♫C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee!♫
    Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage
    Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches
    ♫There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag!♫
    Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can
    Salamander, the Black Gear
    Control Spire of H8red
    And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano
    Noses Floating in the Toilet Bowl
    Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat
    Hot Water Cooler
    Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    Mouse Ambush Clock!
    You Might Poof your Pants
    Toucan Sam for President
    "Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion
    ?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {sp. intentional}
    READY.
    
    Clean that Mop Handle!
    Mop that Clean Handle!
    sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional}
    Roll that Die!!!
    Kids Bop 2,458,770
    Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
    The Crash Expert Dumbies
    Rubber Barrier
    The Used Douchenemas
    Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box
    Urinal Sysop
    Slow Week
    Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places!
    Throwing TV Sets at Cars
    Spittle Detective
    Looking for more Baby Poop?
    Windshield Wipers of Destitution
    Give That Canadian an Enema!
    The Devil may Not Care
    Look at that Car Crash!
    That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    Chrysalids of Cockroaches
    Amazing Technique Blasts Phat
    BIG SCARY LASER
    DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE
    The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You!
    Violet Diode Lasers of Profit
    Pictures of Broken Toilets
    Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs
    Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
    Graveyard Shift of H8RED!
    Recycling Toilet Paper in the Dishwasher
    I Think Someone Needs an Enema
    Stubbing your Toe for Science
    Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional}
    Bowling for Kotzebue
    Taking a Dump in the Marinator
    Cars of Jesus
    Golfing for Nome
    A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors
    Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.}
    Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
    Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons
    Committing Aggravated Violent Thought
    Clips to the Wasteband
    Mouldy Urine in a Cup
    Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber
    Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"}
    Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns
    Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head
    {imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!!
    Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toilet
    Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses
    Garbageinsect {"litterbug"}
    A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers
    Squidward's a Faggot
    Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair
    Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here}
    Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk
    O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toilet Pipe!!!
    There are Anacondas in our Pants!
    Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk!
    Milking those Squeaky Mouses!
    Polly Wants a High Colonic!!!
    The Hirogen are Enemabags
    Receiving a "Dear Toilet" Letter
    Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
    O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged!
    Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays  {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though}
    Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly}
    Barium Enema Baby Fag!!!
    Tu Thuh Slotterhaus  {al werdz intenshonely mispelt}
    Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT!
    There's the Garbear!!!
    Toliet {intenshonely mispelt}
    Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt}
    Toilet
    Terlet
    Tolet {intenshonely mispelt}
    This Urinal Earth
    But We Sang the F.U.N. Song!
    The Killing Game
    Destroying a Piano
    The Violin's Flooded
    "Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination
    Designer Underware
    Bag of Cat Turds
    Pissing Plastic Dogs
    Pikachu Looks like a Homo
    The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay!
    Infantile Geritol Teepz
    Flushing the Shampoo
    Horton Hears a Douchebag
    Pissing into a Mailbox
    Alascum
    Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten
    Piss Off, Piss Damselfly
    It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener
    Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera
    Kalifornication
    Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence
    You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star
    ♫My Little Blue Whale!♫My Little Blue Whale!♫ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle}
    That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen
    Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional}
    {robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis
    {robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis
    ♫Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact♫
    Fish Paste!!!
    Urine Mailbox
    Fecal Oven
    The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids
    Are Mermaids Lezzies?
    Reeling In a Sea Turtle
    That Toilet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
    Son of a Diddly!!!
    Ehhh Doodlebugs!!!
    Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool!
    The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug
    Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit
    Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation
    To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer 
     
    ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOILET  ERROR IN 24576
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  • The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!?
    Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free?
    Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!!
    Taking a Bath...of Evil
    Alaskan Bull Worm
    Bottom Line
    Leave Me the Fuck Alone!
    Gimme All Your H8ing!!!
    Well, La De Fucking Da!
    Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits?
    This is Not a Test of the EBS
    Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
    Are You Ready Baby Fags?
    You Blasted Barnaclehead!!!
    Hurthouse 884
    The Robot has been Neutralised
    Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators
    Nightmare Ride
    How'd You Get so Crazy?
    We're Going to Die Full of Pee
    I Seen it on the Tee Vee
    No One Would Believe Me
    Enuresis Cursor
    Dynamite Camel
    Hockey Puck Perspiration
    Come Right Back with More!
    Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur
    How It's Destroyed!
    ♫I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat!♫ {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"}
    The Blue Toilet Deodouriser Cakes
    Yucky Wet Foot Puddles
    Big Macs for Acid Reflux
    Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp!
    Chinchilla Answering Machine
    You're Calling me a Fruit?
    The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy
    Airplane Lavatory Micturition
    It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It!
    Backsassing Bed
    Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light
    Subroutines are Brie
    {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!!
    {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!!
    {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!!
    Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!!
    Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?}
    ♫We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine♫ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"}
    The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer
    Targ Manure!!!
    Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk!
    Baconator Sounds like Urinator
    An Environmental Seal has been Compromised!
    Gary, Shame on You!
    Ballad of Marshall Douchebag
    This Lesson is Terminated
    Almost like we Knew what we were Doing!
    Range Hood Insemination
    Production has Ended
    Pothead Scotthead
    Urinal Fizz
    That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional}
    Toilet Pipe Defecator
    165 Watt Gas Motor
    Talaxian Maturation Compartment
    The Krenim are Bungholes!
    Who Pissed in the Shampee?
    Halogen Drill Bit
    What's Wrong with the Vinculum?
    Screaming Coffee Stane
    The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes!
    Steam with Grease Particles
    The Shampoo Killer
    Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades
    Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill
    I Hate Sushi!!!
    Puking in the Bushes
    ♫You're an Asshole Yesterday!♫
    ♫You're an Asshole Tonight!♫
    I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!!
    The Noo-Noo Economy
    ♫So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!♫
    Nickelodeon KCA 2063
    Shockwave Concrete Truck
    Giving Away a Crane
    Push Me, Pull You!
    Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff
    18-Wheeler Micturition
    Getting a Twerpectomy
    Mad Max at Urine Dome
    Making a Boom Boom in your Depends
    ?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959
    READY.
    
    Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter
    Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before!
    Suitcase Perspiration
    Being Sceptical about Sceptics
    Species 5618
    Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toilet Muscle!!!
    N0rm41 H!ghL0w
    Paree, the City of Dark
    Disorder in the Court!
    Gas Oven Defecation
    The Monkey Starship Fund
    The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind
    Opening the Bicycle Window
    The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet
    Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song}
    Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs
    Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs
    Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate
    This Creature has an Exoskeleton
    The Rent is  Through April
    Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit}
    STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator!
    Invisible Guillotine
    The Paper Swords
    Cut Off my Armpiece
    One Must Live Wild
    Combine Odours for So Many Years
    Now Two is Reduced to One
    When Your Clock is Up
    Leper Christ
    Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    He's a Dillweed!
    It's the End of the World as We Know It!
    Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug
    Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings
    Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn
    Boiling a Pot of Ketchup
    A Toilet Roll in Liquid Neon
    I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
    Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.}
    Electronic Skunk Cookie
    I See the IC
    Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern
    Eat Spatula and Die!!!
    Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
    So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It
    When Worlds Collide
    Going Past the Gates of Grethor
    Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties
    Digi Modify!!!
    You Bent my Spatula
    That's Totally Unfair!
    NINEHOURRRRRRS!!!
    Phear the Krabby Patty!
    ?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248
    READY.
    
    
    Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine
    Strawberry Lumps
    The Perspiration Jump
    My Lil' Enemabag
    Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!!
    Stomping on Dirty Douchebags
    They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly
    Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    Reclamation of Broken Toilets
    Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons
    Give Me those Soil Reclamators!
    Charlie Wilson's Peace
    Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
    ♫O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star♫
    ♫Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toilet Pipes
    Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
    Dry Cleaning our Uvulas
    Uranium Micturition
    Disinfecting our Eyeballs
    Molten Pistachio Ice Cream
    What's Wrong with my Poo?
    Shame On You!!!
    ♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws ♫
    Assume the Fecal Position
    What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional}
    Yes, we have no cow piss {milk}
    The Stinking Gun
    Autourination Financial
    ♫T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!!♫ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle}
    Cigerette Lighter Chopper
    Battery Poop 
     
    ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF MERFEREATORS FLOATING IN THE HEAD  ERROR IN 53281
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  • Batteries from Hell
    Wheel...Of...Torture!
    Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles
    The Issue with the Tissue
    The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
    A Neighbour with some Paper
    Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
    Blasting the Pants Cannon
    (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
    ♫Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toilet Inside the Abyss?♫
    Smelly Hairy Peebag
    ♫San Wakeen Valley Urinator!♫
    Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
    Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot?
    Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
    ♫Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?♫
    ♫Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!♫
    Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
    Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
    There's Coffee in that Nebula
    Dragonfly Envenomation
    Cornholedog
    NatureDoesn'tWorks
    Crop of Sugar Coke
    Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
    Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
    Rat Scratch Fever
    These Shotglasses Don't Work
    What's Wrong with My Poo?
    Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
    Beaver Snatch
    Rhino Clit
    Urea Milkshake
    Grendyl isn't a Monster
    ♫Take Drugs!♫
    ♫Smoke Pot!♫
    Heads Mounted on Spears
    Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
    Pills in the Toilet
    A Man Who Ate Stones
    ♫High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!♫
    Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
    A Stone that Ate Men
    Cello Solo!
    Tainted Nonessentials
    Lead Balloons that Fly?
    Fire in the Bunghole!
    Sawing Off his Sack
    Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
    This Owl is Defective
    Eagle Sextupet
    There's a Product called 'Nads'?
    Joes vs. Joes
    Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
    Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
    ♫Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?♫
    Pissblanket
    Guano? Tisk Tisk!
    Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
    Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
    The Gospel According to Toilet
    Clean Jobs
    A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
    But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!!
    It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down
    Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
    Getting Straight Fs
    ♫Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!♫
    Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
    Zoe 202
    Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
    Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
    The KOPO Dog Sucks Toilet Muscle!
    Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
    Drink Used Radiator Fluid
    Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
    Running Over Raccoon Doody
    The Box of Enuresis
    The Little Doheny!
    Squidward Tennis Balls
    Fis Yo Gree
    WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
    Cheese Made from Leggos
    Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
    Who the Phuck is Libbey?
    Computer Monitor Sweat
    Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
    Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
    Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
    Potato Children {Tater Tots}
    There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
    Security Level 0
    ♫He's Got a Plastic Peebag!♫
    New Seattle
    Neiu Amsterdarn
    Toilet of Destitutiuon
    Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
    Terra Destroyer!!!
    Positron Laser!!!
    Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
    House Micturition
    Paper Toilets Down Sink Drains
    Urinal Abuse
    The Stove is Sparking
    Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
    What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
    I am Cornholio!
    I need TP for my Bunghole!
    You will Give me...All Your Caca!
    A Fugly Bedroom Group!
    The Cocksuckers!!!
    Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit
    Staircase Micturition
    O Barnacles!!!
    Spiral Escalator
    Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel
    Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional}
    Elevator Mosaic
    DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole
    Cosmo is a Fairy Baby?
    {spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!!
    The Baby Fags
    As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
    As Straight as a Broken Arrow
    KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt}
    Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning!
    Crabby Patties
    Changing the Garbage
    What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs?
    It's Not Shampee!!!
    Let's Brew some Crappy
    Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled}
    Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
    Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
    Awwww Tartar Sauce!!!
    Rhymes with Orange
    ♫All you Need is Loves!♫
    Just Hose me Down!!!
    Watering the Fire
    Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents}
    Unfoster Your Immune System
    As Valuable as a Used Enema
    Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159...
    Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional}
    Picture Perfect...NOT!!!
    Broken Milk Bone
    Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled}
    {sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! 
    ♫Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!♫
    ♫Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!♫
    Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer
    Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly}
    Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole
    Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late
    Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room
    Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room
    Upright Movie Seats
    Window Cornholers
    Stewardess Micturition
    Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom
    Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden
    Sheep-Tipping is Toxic
    Not Your Average Walrus
    He Went to Jagoffs!
    The Fairly EvenParents
    We'll Sign for you Candles
    Trebuchet Hurling Old Toilet Bowls
    The Average Joes
    Nutcrackers for Oranges
    Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
    The Asshole Skateboarders
    I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole
    Using the "N" Word  in February 
    Faggot Cat
    Styrofoam Crossbow
    Toilet Lottery Hooplah
    Running with Rusty Scissors
    ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin?♫
    Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation
    May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death
    Forks for Cereal
    Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome
    There's a Fungus Among Us
    "Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade}
    The Papasans are Squeaky
    ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea?  SpongeBob PissPants!
    ♫Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee?  SpongeBob PissPants!
    Teaspoons for Spaghetti
    You put the "I" in "Fungi"
    Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!!
    Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube
    ♫Nationnarrow is Not on your Side♫
    Barfing Up a Fece
    Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk
    Why is the Sky Black?
    Lizard Pee
    Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed!
    Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man
    Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!!
    Employee of the Microsecond
    Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional}
    Asbestos in Obstetrics
    I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals
    Say Hello to my Little Enema
    As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease
    Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Guzzling Icebreakers Sours
    ♫Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!♫
    Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal
    Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles
    Banging your Head against a Wall for Science
    Whirlm Without a Dream
    Curiosity Salted the Snail 
     
    ?OUT OF SHAMPOO IN THE SHOWER  ERROR IN 24576
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  • Capacitance Destructor
    Spring is a Rusty Time!
    Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
    Stepping in Bug Doody
    Leif Ericsson Day
    IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}
    ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
    READY.
    
    
    It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
    Be My Musical Idiot
    Practise Makes Imperfect
    Drowning in the Gene Pool
    Weed Whack-Off
    Madman at the Wheel
    Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
    The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
    Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
    555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
    Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
    Go To Heli!!!
    Bathtub Beer
    Loser Boomerang
    Flat Bowling Pins
    Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
    Urinous Confetti
    Flat Tyre Beer
    Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Faggot!
    ♫Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!♫
    Toothy TV
    Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly
    Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights
    Ektachrome Defecation
    Click on the Megaphone
    Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid
    Time Captains
    Super C-Straps
    Super C-Sections
    Liking this Chud
    www.crockerofshit.wand
    Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"}
    Neptune's Trousers!
    Seeing the Dentatron
    That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
    Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments
    Money Talks, Bullshit Walks
    Overactive Apocrine Glands
    Underactive Eccrine Glands
    Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional}
    Unflushed Urinator
    Unstruck Match
    "Fuck" is Not a Toilet Word...NOT!!!
    Unfinished Demo
    It's a BAD Word!!!
    Dingleberry Soup
    Shit on a Stick
    Shit on a Twirly Stick
    Finger Eating Good"
    Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were 5!!!
    The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers}
    Ruining your Evening
    Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs
    Cockroaches that Stomp Back!
    Fishy Animal Control Officers
    ♫The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!♫
    Like Mould on a Shower Curtain
    Thudocity
    Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa!
    You Broke my Toy(let)
    Gary who Eats Fungus
    
    The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light
    {seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China}
    
    Snail-Slow Unracer
    Off-Demand
    Waiting for the Rinse Cycle
    Cat Needles
    Some Fungi Among I
    Left in the Wilderness
    Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches
    Lasting More than a Single Day
    As Tough as Sandy Cheeks?
    Chipmunk Saliva
    Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema
    O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche?
    Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toilet?
    Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium
    Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Baby Face"}
    GARY THE SNAIL!!!
    Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars!
    Lye-Filled Butt Plugs
    Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional}
    The Douched Moose
    Nonstinging Yellowjackets
    Urinated Potatoes
    The Sassy Dominatrixes
    Cold Dogs
    The Innocent Piss Ants
    Dragonfly Defecation
    By the Power of Neptune!!!
    Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost
    Premenstrual in Pink
    The Ass Mallets
    Ass Hammer
    Shut Up Fartknocker!!!
    TP For Your Bunghole
    Double Inverted Nad Twist
    Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death
    The Unphlushed Urinators
    The Lypozeme Experience Project
    The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us
    Answering Questions Incorrectly
    The Cab is Clogged
    Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week
    Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead!
    Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!!
    Smashing a Ukelele after a Song
    Overwork that Greenhorn!
    Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You
    The Campfire Song Song
    The Sea Bear Attack!!!
    Spilling Bong Water in the Couch
    Austria Endless!!!
    Zit Columbarium
    Cannonball Enema
    The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy
    Taking a Dump in the Cistern
    Urinous Toilet Tank
    www.FairiesArePhoney.wand
    Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again!
    Uranated Asphalt {note sp.}
    Sweating in the Bushes
    The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional}
    It's All Clabbered Up
    Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"}
    Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"}
    For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it.
    This Vomitorium Saturn
    Clapboard Prison
    The Shrivelled-Up Penises
    That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect
    Look! A Penny!!!
    Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
    Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee
    Disengaging from the Unicomplex
    What's that Fucking Noise?!?
    Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
    Unwish the Wish!!!
    STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!!
    Unblow the Blown LED
    Uncutting that Paper
    Cucaracha
    That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
    My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!?
    Supersoaker Filled with Pee
    The Number Bed
    Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid
    Absof**kinglutely Zero
    Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison
    Radiometer of Chemistry Sets
    Getting a Comb-Under
    Failing your Piss Test
    ♫Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!♫
    Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm
    Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base
    Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour?
    The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toilet Pipe
    The Doughnut of Shame
    The Suliban are Enemabags!!!
    Flushing Used Douches Down the Toilet
    Patricia is No Lady!
    Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver
    Disinfecting our Uvulas
    What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?
    I Think We Need to Take Showers
    The Toilet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps
    The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"}
    Toilet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces
    Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!!
    The Nematoads {sp. intentional}
    The Oxygen Thieves
    We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!!
    Somebody Farted in the Projector Room
    For the Love of Neptune!
    ♫I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!?SYNTAX ERROR  IN THE DOUCHEWASHER
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    Getting a Double Wandectomy
    Making Shiny Dog Urine
    Lose $$$ When you Switch
    Goodbye, Nationnarrow?
    Turd Polisher
    Do You Want some ABC Gum?
    Looking like Fartknockers
    Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional}
    Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Fairly OddBaby"}
    Night Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
    Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
    Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
    Sunrise Sequence Initialising {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
    Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow
    Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush
    Whinney the Poo {note sp.}
    Deoxyribonucleic Acid
    We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks
    Defy Diarrhea!
    Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!!
    Piddle On What you Want To
    Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap
    11,498°
    Bringing the Fairies Pain
    Awww, Circus Peanuts!!!
    Bad Cow! BAD COW!!!
    Deadly Piss Ants
    The Grand Proxy
    ♫Destroyer of Life...EMO!!!♫
    Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit
    A Bunch of Pant-Loads 
    Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
    ♫24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge♫
    The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position
    Stay Away...From Captain Howdy!
    Captain Howdy's a Pedo!
    Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid
    I've Got a Special Power
    I'm No Ordinary Dude!
    Poop Chute Cleaner
    Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway
    It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink
    The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension
    Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063
    Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket
    Dri Bole {sp. intentional}
    The Busted Rubbers
    That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
    {as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™}
    The Leaking Garbage Bags
    Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!}
    Maximum Higgentoiletmuscle Week
    Punching Ourselves in Our Noses
    Nasal Tampons
    We're a Bunch of Pantywastes
    You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession}
    Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever
    Jellyfish Comrades
    ♫Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party♫
    The Dynamic Mode Converters
    Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound
    Blackened, Smelly Sponges
    SpyBob UrinePants
    Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things}
    Cutting (Free)base
    I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!!
    {spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles!
    Finding High School Dropouts
    You Are a Piece of Crap
    Blowing Walltoilets off the Wall with M1000s
    Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes
    Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes
    Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows
    Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toilets
    Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole
    Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes
    Urinator Buddy"
    Bathtub Buddy"
    Sink Buddy"
    Toilet Buddy"
    Peeing in a Closet
    What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
    Slipping on a Banana Peeling
    L8r Sk8r!!!
    The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
    Houseplant Assassin
    Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer
    Getting Cooties from a Leper
    Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate
    Toilet Tank Infection
    The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo
    Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket
    Deadly Walkman
    That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
    We're Going to Glove World!
    I Don't Feel Tardy
    Go to the Sk8Park
    Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World!
    Do You Have to Go Potty?
    The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper
    Paying a Visit to the Dentatron
    Alaskan Blubberhound
    The Jerkinators
    ♫Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    ♫Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    ♫Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    ♫Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    ♫Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    ♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
    That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure  {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
    Sour Balloon Smell
    Flushing the Hose Bib
    Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster
    Peeing in the Refrigerator
    The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula
    Taking a Dump in the Litterbox
    Eat and Forget
    Floor Lamp Lacrimation
    Tulip Sweat
    Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes
    Tastes like Sheetrock
    Miracle Small Intestine
    Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes
    Salivated Wall
    Cicada Micturition
    Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls
    Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes
    I Will Not Comply
    Bowling Ball Insemination
    The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.}
    Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink?
    Virgo Toilet Paper
    Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
    Slipping in Horseradish Sauce
    Telephone Cuttledge
    Cheating to Pass a Urine Test
    There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl
    Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death.
    ♫Christmas Comes just Once this Year!♫
    ♫As the Earth Behind You Reeks♫
    Diving into the Pool Urinal-First
    The Sebaceous Cysts
    Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese
    The Rug Surgeons
    Stanley Steamer {note sp.}
    Superman Demolishing a Urinal
    Hairdryer Emesis
    Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator
    Not the Prom, the Prom!
    Subaru Heavy Metal Box
    The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in gay bars}
    Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes
    Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators
    Computer Mouse Lacrimation
    Satan Destroying a Stovepipe
    Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional}
    Mowing Down that Mailbox
    Imitation Butter Dispensers
    Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes! 
     
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  • ♫Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time♫ (sung to the tune of "Clementine")
    Female Lavatory Lactation
    Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit
    Spatula Feces
    Shove *THIS* in your Face!
    This Gizmo is Faster
    I Declare Patty War!!!
    Drier than Three Hells 
    Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional}
    Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
    Barbie Stealing a Bank Card
    Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes
    It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is?
    Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes
    ♫Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire♫
    ♫Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose♫
    There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine
    Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
    King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toilet tank}
    Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup
    Febreze Air Rottener
    Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee
    Maggots in the Pantry
    A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional}
    Snipping Off our Urinals
    ♫Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John♫
    Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toilet!
    ♫I Got an Email♫
    Drinking Skunk Milk
    Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.}
    Disposable Amoebas
    Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud
    Feel the Serving Fork
    Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!!
    Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet
    Disposable People
    Ladybugs are Brie
    Science Director on Ventax II
    Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game
    Disposable Elephants
    I Spell "Knife" with an "N"
    Don't Give Them what they Want
    You're In the Way!!!
    Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders
    We're Being Hailed by the Borg
    Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear!
    Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes
    Plankton's a Bungknocker
    SpongeBoob JismPants
    King Neptune Destroying a Urinal
    Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.}
    Barbie Wearing a Training Bra
    Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.}
    Krabby Patty Disease
    Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes
    Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!}
    Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Flushing their Toilet
    Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud
    Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror
    Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE f**k?!?
    Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes
    Uranated Showerhead {note sp.}
    Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids
    Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles
    Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes
    ♫Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!♫
    Defoliating the Skin
    Damselfly Insemination
    Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud
    Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic!
    Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toilets
    Moon Rocks of Fury
    Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes
    Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!!
    Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy
    Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes
    That's Dorky!!!
    Flush the Fucking Toilet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional}
    Salivation of Computer Mouses
    Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes
    Grass in the Radiator Grille
    You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!!
    Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud
    Stay Out of Our Dreams!!!
    Don't...Touch...Anything!
    Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes
    Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional}
    Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
    Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes
    Buying Moon Sand to Eat
    Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober
    www.muzzyadults.cum
    Shannon Loves Freddy
    Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes
    Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video
    That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!"
    Unlucky Charms
    When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play
    Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes
    Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick
    Cantaloupe Under the Ocean
    Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes
    Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That?
    Camel Pee in a Cup
    Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes
    Merry Sniffmas!
    The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional}
    "Peggy" the Pirate
    We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I
    watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube}
    Rock Top
    Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket
    More Higgentoiletmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At
    Remembering a Baby Cow
    Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!?
    Jail Bars made of Marshmallow
    Flushing Rocks down Toilets for Christ Sakes
    Superman Destroying a Bathtub
    Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes
    Hit It with Motor Oil
    Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes
    The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again
    What the Phuck is "OMG"?!?
    Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk
    He's Got Stankfoot
    Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree
    His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!!
    Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock
    The Doughnut of Shame
    Is C3PO a Robot Faggot?
    Everything's Not Shipshape!
    The Crusty Plate is Indestructible
    Hari Kari
    Kamakazi
    Auf Wiedersehen
    Diet of Garbage Food
    Flamedramon's a Queerbate
    Drake Parker has a Rash
    Eating a Doodle Cake
    Black Metal
    It's Neutronium, Dammit!!!
    Not the Remote, the Remote
    Porche {from "The Mighty B"} Sounds like a Lezzy
    Stuck in Your Craw
    Funkyvillage
    Jitterbug-O-Rama
    Eternal Garbage of the Dirty Soul
    Absorbent and Yellow and Soaked with Rat Pee♫
    Riding the Little Bus {the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards}
    Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections
    ♫Respect the Badge♫
    ♫Fear the Gun♫
    Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches
    Crickets Chirping at Noon
    Photograph Lactation
    The Krusty Kabbage
    Gwen has Chicken Pox
    Socer Mother's Minivan
    Yucky Legpit Puddles
    Drinking Dog Water
    Superhero Sidekick
    Leave the Wheel Listener's Club
    ♫Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!♫
    She Stomps at Night
    Chewing Juicy Fag Gum
    Touch but Don't Move
    Polly Want a Used Douche!
    Alligator Hockey
    Raptor Baseball
    Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!!
    ♫You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!♫
    iCan't Go Diarrhea
    Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub
    ♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!♫ 
     
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    Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It!
    Finding a Letter or Three
    The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas
    A Matter of Timer
    SEIU is Pussywhipped!
    I'd Like to Buy a "G"
    Selling a Dirty Towel
    My Dog Has Cicadas
    Santa Clause Flushing a Toilet
    Bird Spoon
    Hexagonal Giraffe
    Cornflake Festival
    Chipmunk Serrated Knife
    Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff
    Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional}
    Dog Fork
    Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional}
    Lose a Turn!
    Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster
    I Live in a Mop
    Dying for Pie
    No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses
    Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional}
    Starfleet Nugget
    Squidward Destroying a Urinal
    Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toilet Paper Holder
    Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes
    Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes
    Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown
    into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap}
    "The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped!
    As Is!!!
    Carmelising a Chicken McNugget
    Get the 8 Ball!!!
    Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes
    ♫There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!♫
    Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies
    Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!
    ♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!♫
    Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe
    Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park?
    Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer
    Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata
    Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes
    Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken
    {spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs!
    Fishbulb
    Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss?
    We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS}
    Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes
    Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!!
    Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage
    Batman Destroying an Antenna Array
    Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toilet
    Remote-Controlled Vomitorium
    Shrek Sweat
    Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional}
    This Offer *IS* Available in Stores
    Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional}
    Going to a Fishuneral
    Splenic Lavage
    Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop
    ♫Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫
    Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional}
    ♫Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain♫ {note sp.}
    Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does
    Kick Start & Turn Me Over
    We Aren't the Robots!
    Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee
    Reflection is Automatic
    The Buttlords
    Rat Oblivion
    The Potty Song
    Penile Detergent
    Bleeding Socks
    Hooray for Mylar!
    Mounted PoliceHorse Pigs
    When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD!
    Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight
    Who's the Late Turd Burglar?
    Dropping a Stool in the Pool
    Ogre Micturition
    NO, Baby!!!
    Legpit Underwear Pads
    Cold Water Slime
    Sysop Sweat
    Laser Nebulae
    Twisted Brother
    Black Floyd
    Neutering a Picture Tube
    Venomous Poison
    We're All FaggotS!!!
    Poisonous Venom
    A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank}
    Annoying a Broom
    Shoe Testicle
    Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes
    Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes
    Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes
    Is Mermaid Man a Homo?
    Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"}
    Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane
    Dominator++
    Egg Harness
    Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover
    Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes
    The Bus Melted My Socks!
    Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
    Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge?
    Braiding Our Toilets
    Shampooing a Squirrel
    Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"}
    Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch
    Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner
    Fresh Bad Avacado
    PCAT {said like "pee cat"}
    Cactus Impersonator
    Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury
    Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
    Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy
    Hydrogenated Potheads
    The Pee Spuds
    Lenscap Hoars
    What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like?
    Squeeze Boobs!!!
    Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests
    Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi
    We Don't Feel Tardy!
    Tree Inseminators
    Superzapper Discharge
    Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional}
    Born Again Idiot
    Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot?
    Trapped...Out of My Element
    Incendiary Bushes
    Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke
    The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it}
    Salty Teeth
    Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole
    Click!!!
    Arrested Development
    Acting Like Nothing's Wrong
    Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes
    The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial)
    The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional}
    Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
    Flowers in the Dustbin
    Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe!
    Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light!
    Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard
    Aspirin Toilet
    Fizzy Urinal
    My Little Poo-Poo Book
    Stop Morning Wood!!!
    Rat Tail Comb Attack!
    Prefrontal Lavage
    Testicular Shampoo
    Savage Vacuum
    Colonic Rabies
    Hypodermic Pepsi
    Fizzy Urinator
    Defecated Underwear Models
    Have You Seen this Slug?
    Get a Cup of Coughea
    Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket
    Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases
    Cupajoe
    Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly 
     
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    Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulaters}
    Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine!
    Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"}
    Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp
    Not the Douche, the Douche!!!
    Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes
    Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock
    U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists
    DumbWAV Converter
    Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid}
    A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket
    Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus
    LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee
    Corporate Douche
    
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    He or She Smells Like a Bus
    Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional}
    Netscrape v4.79
    R-Place is YouR-Place Too
    Aural Enema
    Sewer Pickles of H8Red
    Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky?
    Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern
    Dogs Pissing on Tyres
    Lighting Candy Cigerettes
    Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano
    Fighting the Fighters
    Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing
    Pooping in the Shampoo
    Piddle Parsnip
    Lipstick Micturition
    The Constipated Giraffes
    Missy is Phun to Molest
    Who Wants to be a Pennyaire?
    You've Got UsedEneMail!!!
    Sclera is Brie
    As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco
    Wake Up Micturating
    Eating Out of the Cistern
    Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter
    The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves!
    Throwing Our Dog Water
    Neon Darks
    The Woman Machine
    Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club
    The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves!
    Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush
    Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet
    The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones
    He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00
    Eyelash Stilleto Knife
    Feel the Tablespoon
    Lisol: Infect to Unprotect
    With Culturebifidus Regularis
    The Ass Gaskets {toilet seat covers}
    Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties!
    Accordion Hosebags
    The Bagpipe Blasters
    He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo
    Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem
    I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck!
    Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters
    Illogic Probe
    These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise
    He's Jim, Dead!
    Sysop Lacrimation
    Pissicus
    It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener
    Using Resolve Without a Vacume
    My Poo Poo Cup
    My Menstrual Mug
    My Perspiration Tube
    My Vomit Vase
    Frank Incense
    Poppa Boyl
    My Cum Dumpster
    Waytoochatty Cathy
    ♫He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag♫
    ♫She's Got a Robust Purse♫
    LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise}
    Typhoid Marianne
    Urinous Piddle
    Violet "Lazer" of "Dume"
    Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy
    Watching TV Underwater
    Butt Whyy Per!
    Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers
    Ginko is Good for the Bladder
    Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo
    Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes!
    The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional}
    ♫You Run Around like a Paper Towel♫
    It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like
    400 Teraquads of Crap
    A Dog Pushing a Wagon
    Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket
    The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"}
    Urenal Sysop
    General Douchebaggery
    Extreme Asshattery
    Pothead Scotthead
    Who's Got Malaria?
    USB Dog Turds
    The Nitrogenated Penguins
    Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball
    Quit Chalking and Start Talking
    Get the Eight Ball!
    The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"}
    Getting Crabs from a Toilet Paper Dispenser
    Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor
    My Spittle Sysop
    Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.}
    The Flooded Defecals
    Ashtray Lavage
    Urine Trouble!
    Screwdrivers of Destitution
    Plad to the Bone
    Flammable Puppies
    Urochrome for Lepers
    May Cause Fecal Injury
    Uranated VHS {note sp.}
    Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury
    Test for Battery Poop
    Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar
    Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil
    Apple Falling Far from the Tree
    Uranated Carrot {note sp.}
    Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag!
    MegaFon {sp. intentional}
    Rat Emesis
    Giving Triks to a Rabbit
    Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer
    Nasal Soap
    Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit
    Annoying a Pushbroom
    Screaming Overhead Projector
    Making Fun of the Amish
    R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button
    C3PO Lives in my Sinuses
    Flushing Trout down a Toilet
    Wastepaperbasket Incandescence
    Invisible Sirius
    Batman Destroying a Cistern
    Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
    Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Cleaning Their Water Closet
    Tape Dispenser Enuresis
    Squeezing Boob Pus
    Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.}
    Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears
    Partial Pillow
    MNO Stopwagon
    Penile Pustules
    Rusty Syringe
    Micturating LED Desk Lamp
    Cirrhosis of the Bladder
    Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair
    Water Closet Lavage
    Sitting on a Time Bomb
    This Ear Hair Remover is Brie
    Waiting By the Sink
    Seeing the Trees for the Woods
    ♫Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!♫
    Gastric Uranation {note sp.}
    PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional}
    When the Bullet Hits the Phone
    Inseminator I Optically Image
    Hummingbirds Are Brie
    Warfarin is Rat Poison!
    Deal or Deal?
    Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases
    ♫Put a Little Love in Your Urethra!♫
    Invisible Stormtroopers
    The Intelligenttoiletmuscles
    Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator
    Having Dain Bramage
    Satan is a Soft Fabric
    Satin is the Devil
    Frown for the Camera
    Wishing Well Lavage (pronounced "")
    That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer
    The Knarks are Squeaky
    Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads
    Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee
    Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve
    The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water
    We Live in Mops
    This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional}
    Sheliak Corporate Douche
    Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change
    Give that Turd Burglar an Enema
    The "Poo-Poo On the Toilet Seat" Band
    Disco Vacuums
    Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!!
    Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!!
    Urine & Acetic Acid
    Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
    Corn Poop
    Peecup
    Viva Uriñator
    Loud Face
    Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche
    Flush the Johñ!
    Contro Flexible
    Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"}
    Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation?
    Busted Eyeglasses
    Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead!
    Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt 
     
    ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF CAT FECES IN THE MICROWAVE  ERROR IN 53281
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  • Pressure! Dañger!!!
    Remote-Controlled Learnatorium
    Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee
    Stepping in Wolf Shit
    Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
    Urine Banana
    Micturition Apple
    Out of Coñtrol
    Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee?
    KwH Meter Revulsion
    The Homophobic Holograms
    Smell-O-Cards
    Squirtgun Traffic Cameras
    Holy Shit Batman!!!
    ♫Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos♫
    ♫Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!♫
    Water Church Co-pilots
    Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong!
    Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!!
    Never Use Blue Without Black
    Rat Pellet Gun
    Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche
    Piddle Satan
    Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!!
    Are We Watering Snausages Today?
    Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal
    Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake
    Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator
    Inverted Chickens
    Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!
    Urea Heap
    Flamingo Mayonnaise
    Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern
    Drowning in Cat Piddle
    Fish Fork
    Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall
    Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission
    Beelzemon's Little Day (obscure Digimon reference here)
    Flashlight Battery Hoars
    King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator
    Hubcap Destructor
    The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator
    Smells like Used Dooshes {sp. intentional}
    Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes
    Charma Kameleon
    Sitting Naked by the Phone
    Hooray for Acrylic!!!
    Verses & Delusion
    Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair
    Boy George Without Makeup
    H8red Is an Addiction
    Shampooing a Fireplace
    Uranating the Dog {note sp.}
    Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
    Shampee
    Shampiss
    Shampidde
    Shampotty
    SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple
    Moderate Asshaberdashery
    Cupatimmy
    Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head}
    Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee
    Have a Drink On You!
    Tree Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Flat Tyre Beer
    Toilet Dentition
    Stealing a Bone from the Dog
    Gastric Micturition
    Mouldy Slippers
    Axillary Lavage
    Patellar Collapse
    Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe
    Such Douche-Tastic Friends
    Spachela!
    All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
    Carburetor Lavage (pronounced "")
    Phear the Dirty Uranator!
    Black Gears of H8Red
    Blindly Touching Her Boobs
    Uricide
    Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross?
    Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional}
    Spanking the Blue Whale
    Peeing Uranated Glass Marble
    Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate
    ¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta!
    Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs
    Coffee and Cremation
    Viva Uriñal
    Toilet Tank Drunkard
    Coaxial Schmoaxial
    Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker!
    Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids
    Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano
    Juvenile Radiation Clinic
    Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks
    4:20
    Giving Him Cooties
    Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide
    A Baseball in a Wood Chipper
    Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe!
    Cum Guzzling Gutterslut
    Splenic Uranation {note sp.}
    That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer!
    A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo
    Micturition of the Solar Plexus
    {girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!!
    Butt Sandwich Implosion
    Is it YouTube or YourTube?
    Food Crook
    Asshole Thermometer
    Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig}
    ¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!!
    Rock Inseminator
    Sumophilia
    The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax
    Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets
    Preparation B for the Bunghole
    Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!!
    The Milk has Gone Off
    Iron Legionnaire
    Telling the World to Fuck Off!
    Juggernaut
    Post-Menstrual Princess Reds
    Phone Sys: The Douched Moose  {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!}
    Hypnos III
    Cupamichael
    Sucking Up Dead Socks
    Westwood Perspiration
    Screaming Down the Hobo Shack
    Uranium Uranator
    Pissing the Bed for Science
    Lazing 'Round the TV
    Tulip Lactation
    Shooting some Stick
    Volume Vacuum
    Bungholio in One or Two
    Elektroshock Kardiogramm
    Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key!
    Sk8 or Be Termin8ed
    Killing The Last Ninja
    Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle
    Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling}
    You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"!
    Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends
    Laser Galvos of Doom
    Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes
    Switch 1,053,000
    Looping is for Faggots
    Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies
    Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel
    The Green Lantern Destroying a Toilet Seat
    Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes
    Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks
    Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove}
    Pubic Enema #2
    ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes
    ?DIVISION BY ZERO  ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL
    Total and Complete Asshaberdashery
    Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace
    Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb
    Febreze Vacuum Rottener
    Batman Demolishing a Uranator
    Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
    The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot!
    Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin
    Superman Demolishing a Dust Lorry
    Yo, wassup homes?
    Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug
    The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes
    Little Wheels (Not Turning)
    Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney
    My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee
    The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal
    Santa's Little Harmer
    VHS Video Hypnotic
    Blindly Touching Her Boobs
    Class IV: The Toylet
    Carrot Rope
    Deadman's Switch Disengage
    This Popcycle Freezes
    Real`Unreal
    Ripping a Band-Aid Off
    No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause
    Boneless Accordions
    Icycle Insomnia
    We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
    Bring the Dissonance
    Borg Academie
    Kitty on Death's Patio
    Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Uranate into It {sp. intentional} 
     
    ?OUT OF SHAMPOO IN THE SHOWER  ERROR IN 24576
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    Killswitch Rejoice
    Halleluja Water Closet
    Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional}
    Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes!
    The Homo Telephones
    Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional}
    My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich
    Fireflies in Discord
    You're a Douche You're a Douche!
    ¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo!
    Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes
    The Unsanitary Napkins
    The Pee Bottle Bomber 
    "Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional}
    The Sweaty Ramekins
    Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional}
    Perspiring like a Policeman
    Sweaty Furkins
    Praying to the Porcelain God
    Is Bender Really a Queer?
    Koji Minamoto, It is Time
    Mouldy Loaves and Fishes
    I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies!
    The Homophobiacs
    The Dickheads
    The Homo Phones
    NeoSporan Pain
    Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
    Bowler's Pee
    The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders
    Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza)
    Hillbilly Snatch
    Punk Piss
    Boob Pus
    Rhino Clit
    The Butt Dumplings
    Golfer's Lacrimation
    You Seafood Inappropriately
    The Hidden Enemy
    Tree Sweat
    Tour de Dillhole
    MyDeath.com
    Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control
    Vaginabooklet.com
    Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
    Blindly Touching Her Ears
    Carbohydrate Proteene
    Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Pee In Your Socks!
    Penilemagazine.edu
    Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine
    Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional}
    Urine Luck
    THE F46607$
    Telephone Sweat
    Phosphor Bedspread
    Venemous Sunglasses
    The Hearing-Ear Cats
    Scotch Tape for Lepers
    Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'}
    Pillowcase Enuresis
    Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine!
    Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"}
    Meowing Because We're Hungry
    The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece}
    The Sissified Cum Drinkers
    Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional}
    Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April 
    Barbecued Telephones
    You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine"
    Santa Claws
    Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black
    I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine
    Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes
    Giving Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz
    Coffee Penus
    Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes
    The Weenbags
    Spilt Milk
    A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!!
    Poopinary Incontinence
    ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!!
    Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker
    Pissinary Incontinence
    Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
    Cancer of the Asshole
    Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets
    Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
    Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss
    Tegretol Cirrus
    Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill
    Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional}
    Whistling Pete Enema
    Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional}
    There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!)
    You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It"
    I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex!
    Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine!
    Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional}
    Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!!
    As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!}
    Gluttons for Punishment
    Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale!
    Pop Rocks Singer
    Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag!
    Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny
    Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads
    Gumball Machine Micturition
    Tempest® in a Water Closet
    Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs
    Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
    Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.}
    Every Time You Flush a Toilet, God Kills a Fece
    Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!!
    Gonorrhea of the Knockers
    Dead Tacos Bell-Grande
    Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
    The Douchenemabags
    Who Smote Thee Down?
    Captain Proton to the Rescue!
    Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal!
    Snail Micturition
    Urinous Hose Bib
    Who Peed on My Toothbrush?
    Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional}
    Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"}
    You Must Go to the Beach Terminal
    Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub
    Foul Neocortex Discharge
    Once Bitten, Twice Smitten
    All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound?
    Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup
    I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle
    Massenguillotine Panty Leakers
    Stinky Sneakers
    That Clock is Faslow!
    Slipper Micturition
    Fore!(play)
    Toothbrush Sweat
    Faggedaboutit
    Boot Micturition
    Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob
    Wanna Get Bad?
    Baby, When the Toilet Seat's Up!
    Out through the In Door
    Calculator Lacrimation
    Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree
    Faget
    Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus
    Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae
    Violinist On the Wall
    Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
    Edward Diagonalcutterhands
    Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds
    Zombie Giraffe Larvae
    Front Porch Stenosis
    Self-Deflating Towels
    Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
    A Glass Full of Worm Sperm
    Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack
    Inverted Cheerios
    Perfume for Your Rats
    Semisolid Crayons
    Lawn Mower Emesis
    Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!!
    Disposable Biscuits
    Sentient Screaming Valance
    Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug
    Carbonated Pane
    ♫Santa Ana is Coming to Town!♫
    Wet Humanitarian
    Scalding Dog Smoke
    Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan
    Foul Pinball Machine Odour
    Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning
    The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional}
    Snowmobile Micturition
    Bean-Eating Elderly
    Mortified Coffee Table 
     
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  • Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube
    Secretary of the Bladder
    Reporters that Hate Snow
    Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube
    Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer
    My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed!
    Night Light Death Ray
    My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
    Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
    Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
    Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
    Megabyterapers
    Buckets of Calico Halibut
    Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
    Sweating Volcano
    Urinous Showerhead
    ♫Kimm Cardassian
    Puttles in His Pittles
    Excreting Richard Nixon
    Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune
    Devouring Our Axillae
    Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes
    ♫We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes♫
    Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin
    Rotting Wheelchair
    Purple is Extremely Noisy
    Liquid Helicopter
    Exploding Lice in my Laundry
    Scalding Dog Doodie
    The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty
    Hairless Wild Boars
    Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo!
    Two Hundred Cups of Coffee
    Urinous Fucking Rose Bush
    Licking Moose Antlers
    Robot Turds
    Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane
    Java Sweat
    TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock
    Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!!
    Carbonated Pet Rats
    Volcanic Hirsutism
    Exploding Liquid Paper
    Automated Light Bulb Destructor
    Frozen Walker on a Stick
    Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows
    Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas
    Unclogging a Toilet with an Alligator
    Cats Landing on Saturn
    The Cow Jumped Over the Sun
    Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids
    Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory
    Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes
    Encrustulated Milk Jug
    Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat
    Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead
    Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt
    Satanic HVAC Tech
    Tampon Bathysphere
    Sentient Young Vomiting Valence
    Flattened 'Pepsy' Can
    Liquid Plumbr Enema
    Milk Has No Penus
    Playtex Bathyscape
    Liquid Mullet
    Battlestar Tampax
    Selsun Sultan
    Showing a Dildo to a Faggot
    Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant
    Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand
    Burglars & Scones
    Chair Urin8r
    Catheters Copulate Noisily
    There's No 'I' in 'God'
    Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens
    I Can Shit a Crescent Roll
    Drāno Enema
    Peckerweasel
    Diaper Repairman
    Chainsaw Enema
    Uranated Tampon {note sp.}
    Bank Tylenol
    Fizzy Toilet
    Goodbye Porpoise
    Hazardous Redwood
    Urinal Explosion
    Spazzy Sink
    Tampax Astronaut
    Blackened Fish Tail
    Yak Vomitus
    Loud Chair {toilet}
    Fishtank on the Floor {toilet}
    Terra Cotto Salami
    Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine
    Douchebucket
    Mr.SnausageSniffer
    SpongeBoob HypodermicPants
    Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe}
    Terror Destructor
    Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes!
    Piss Flute
    Aural Assault
    Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}
    PHUQ & YR K47 TU!
    Studly Collars of H8Red
    The Nippular Area
    That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That!
    Douche Bikini
    Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves}
    The Boobal Area
    Eu de Poontang
    We're So Coral!
    The Diaper Bandits
    Smells Like Nookie
    Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional}
    Tastes Like Piss Ants
    The Dead Socks
    Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer
    Big Ears Like a Ferengi
    This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis
    Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas
    The Busted Sissy Sticks
    Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof
    SHY-Oh-Lay
    Toa-LYE-It
    Where's the Maggots?
    Nocturnal Defecation
    I Guess Tummz is Temporary
    The Seven Year Bitch
    Diabeetus {as Willard Brimly would pronounce it}
    Duke is Not a Rat
    Perianal Nappy Itch
    The TV Tube is Pregnant
    Conducting Insulators
    Uranated Goldfish {note sp.}
    We Aren't Peckerheads!
    Triolic Waves of Love
    International Corduroy
    Uranating on the Machine {note sp.}
    Masturbating Tampon Parade
    Bookmarking Our Bungholes
    Salty Peckerwood
    Fire Comes from Firemen
    I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar!
    URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional}
    Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl
    Kissing the Black Gear
    Shampotty
    Satan's Duotronic Robots
    Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken
    Stinks Like Preteen Spirits
    Kotex U-Boat
    Redwood Solids
    Bruce Willis Shooting a Toilet
    You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
    Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone
    Eucalyptus Impersonator
    Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
    Orange Crush Necrosis
    The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb
    Naked Supermodel Chunks
    Telepathic Piddlehead
    C-3PO Lives in my Armpit
    Unicorn Fart Pastry
    Washing Your Dishes in the Toilet
    You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
    Tenna Twirl
    The Invisible Woman is a Twat!
    Leaky Bush Pail
    DVDs that Sweat
    Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby
    Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe!
    Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left
    He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
    Viva Moñitor
    HypnoSphere™
    What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
    Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
    Light Meters of Destruction
    The Five Horsemen
    Lederhosen in Blood-Red
    Fire Ants on the Toilet Seat
    HypnoTrapezoid™
    This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
    Camera Micturition
    Neocortex Lavage (pronounced "")
    Satanic Floating Eyeball
    The Goldfish are Squeaky
    Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toilets
    Trance-O-Tron™
      
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    Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet!
    Pig Benis
    Rig Bubber
    Batteries from Hell
    The Guy who Wrote the Song
    Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom
    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
    Mechanically Seperated Chicken
    Antiproton Soup
    Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss!
    57 Maggots
    Neutron Hosebag
    Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze
      
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