Bad Band Names (Made Up)

Scotch Tape for Lepers
Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'}
Pillowcase Enuresis
Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine!
Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"}
Meowing Because We're Hungry
The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece}
The Sissified Cum Drinkers
Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional}
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April 
Barbecued Telephones
You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine"
Santa Claws
Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black
I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine
Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes
Giving Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz
Coffee Penus
Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes
The Weenbags
Spilt Milk
A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!!
Poopinary Incontinence
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!!
Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker
Pissinary Incontinence
Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Cancer of the Asshole
Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss
Tegretol Cirrus
Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill
Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional}
Whistling Pete Enema
Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional}
There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!)
You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It"
I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine!
Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional}
Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!!
As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!}
Gluttons for Punishment
Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale!
Pop Rocks Singer
Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny
Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads
Gumball Machine Micturition
Tempest® in a Water Closet
Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs
Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.}
Every Time You Flush a Toilet, God Kills a Fece
Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!!
Gonorrhea of the Knockers
Dead Tacos Bell-Grande
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
The Douchenemabags
Who Smote Thee Down?
Captain Proton to the Rescue!
Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal!
Snail Micturition
Urinous Hose Bib
Who Peed on My Toothbrush?
Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional}
Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"}
You Must Go to the Beach Terminal
Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub
Foul Neocortex Discharge
Once Bitten, Twice Smitten
All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound?
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup
I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle
Massenguillotine Panty Leakers
Stinky Sneakers
That Clock is Faslow!
Slipper Micturition
Fore!(play)
Toothbrush Sweat
Faggedaboutit
Boot Micturition
Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob
Wanna Get Bad?
Baby, When the Toilet Seat's Up!
Out through the In Door
Calculator Lacrimation
Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree
Faget
Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus
Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae
Violinist On the Wall
Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Edward Diagonalcutterhands
Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds
Zombie Giraffe Larvae
Front Porch Stenosis
Self-Deflating Towels
Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
A Glass Full of Worm Sperm
Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack
Inverted Cheerios
Perfume for Your Rats
Semisolid Crayons
Lawn Mower Emesis
Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!!
Disposable Biscuits
Sentient Screaming Valance
Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug
Carbonated Pane
♫Santa Ana is Coming to Town!♫
Wet Humanitarian
Scalding Dog Smoke
Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan
Foul Pinball Machine Odour
Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning
The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional}
Snowmobile Micturition
Bean-Eating Elderly
Mortified Coffee Table
Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube
Secretary of the Bladder
Reporters that Hate Snow
Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube
Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer
My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed!
Night Light Death Ray
My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
Megabyterapers
Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
Sweating Volcano 
 
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Horse on the Bed 
Carpet Dog 
Redhouse
Minimum Dave 
Dyslectics Untie 
Boner X-Ray 
Fetal Matter 
No Money Back Guarantee 
Polly Wants Anthrax 
The Dead Toilets 
The Live Milkmen 
Maddest Max at Thunderflush 
Broken Wheelchair 
♫There Was a Cat who Had a Name and Puffy Was His Name-O♫
Retaliation of the Fembots 
The Winking Smilies 
Family Non-Matters 
Johnson Aircraft
The Pee Spuds 
Folding Locksyrup Waffle 
He Thinks TV is a Disease 
The Smith Family Enemas
I've Got Pee Pee On My Shoe 
Purple H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Cartoon People 
LED Message Cock 
LED = Light Emitting Dude 
Transporters MicroScream Star Flyer
Transom Splatter 
Milkdud Sweat 
The Swiffer Swappers 
♫Who Was Evil, Who Was Five?♫
Shovel Your Conscience Into the Grave 
The Hershey Squirts 
Trucktoad Deadbeat 
Desk Lamp Salivation 
The Sloan Urinator Spuds 
SpectraSour 
Cameras With Busted Lenses 
Asparagus Micturition 
Joey, Joey Get Me Some Massengill
The Rubber Band 
Paper Toilets 
Red Ryder in Siam 
Bad Band Names (Made-Up) 
Plutonium Pencil Lead 
Left-Footed Scissors 
Knives in the Garden 
Terrifying Telephone Tubas 
Paper Cut Amputation 
Altoids - The Diarrhea Giving Mints 
Green Eggs & Spam
Dog Water Balloons 
The Busted Condoms 
Did Did Did Did You Hear the Falling Bombs?
Ketchup Sprinklers 
Satan's Horseradish
What's Wrong With My Poo? 
The Milky Urinators
Why Is My Pee Green? 
Busted Pills in a Bottle 
Not Unsanitised for Your Unprotection 
The ISA Turd Burglars 
PISS ON, PISS GRASSHOPPER!!! 
Toilet Eggs 
{Vulgar Term for Vagina} (yes, that phrase and not "pussy") 
The Vitamin B4 Caplets are Tainted
The Groggy Milkwomen
Apple Sweat 
The "Hoo Phlung Pu" Band 
Tape Measure Defecation 
Toyletta 
Airplane Pee 
Slashing Truck Seats 
Dr. Pecker 
Digital Cameras with Faulty Photoflashes 
The MRI Jerkoffs 
Lighting & Death Appliance 
The Euro-Pro Bagged Cylindrical Tuna
Who Left the Toilet Unflushed? 
Blue Clues!!! 
Vinegar & Water Dressing 
The Blown Rubbers 
Leaving the Iron On 
2-Litre Bottle of Pop Rocks
A Summer's Eve in Massengill
Chainsaw Micturtion 
Ensign Wildman's Baby is Sick 
Holographic Doctor Doolittle 
Paper Screen TVs 
That Class M Planet is a Booby Trap!!! 
The MassenGators 
Sea Lion "Lite" Bulb 
Please Smoke in the Elevators 
Large Intestine Perspiration 
Kidney Flatulence Flat Tyre Orgasm 
The Clay Oragami Stools
Thyme Hookah Pipe 
Don't Flush, the Garden Hose is Flooded!!! 
Christmas Dark Bulb Strands 
Temporal Tape 
Uranate in the Coffeepot
The Cat Shat in My Shoes! 
KumKast Kable 
Remote Controlled Turds 
Fire Hydrant Uranation 
The Dog with the Flog 
Butchered Baby's Intestines
Purina Rat Chow...Chow Chow Chow!!!
Water Huffer 
Urine Tylenol 
Vaccuummnne 
Bathtub Vitamins 
Rubik's Puke 
Mailbox Enema 
The Doosh Crew 
Bagless Vacuum Bags 
The Poop Chute Vandals 
Would You Like Bungwipe with That? 
Paper Sink 
Snuggles Toilet Bear 
Kowabunga Dudette!!! 
Frownies, Not Smilies 
Toilet Turd Trap 
Telstar Telegraph Set 
Puke Green Traffic Cones 
F(l)at Tyre 
Urine Vited 
Shattered Mirror 
Honey, Grab Me the Plunger!!! 
O o, the Toilet's Flooded!!! 
Washingmachinemouth 
Boob Toob Clitoris 
Mirapex Makes You Gamble 
21st Century Uninsurance 
Who Wants a Bloodbath? 
Vaginal Enema Sluts 
The Baby Asked You for a Diaper, Mr. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Pants! 
Chain Link Fence Micturition
Skull & X-Bones 
Roger Dodger 
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Scooping Up What Gets Away 
Smells like Burning Gastric Acid 
Vise Grip Dick Clamps 
Eureka Penile Vacuum
A Survey for Wheel Owners 
Mitchum Woman 
How To Iron Shoes 
666,666,666,666,666 Microseconds of Halloween 
Bury the Full Bucket 
Frog, the Wet Gear 
Ironing a No-Iron Sweatshirt 
PrtScrn Disaster 
LED Tester/Exploder 
Boiling Liquid Helium II 
Toilet Cake in Your Urethra
Herniated Axillae 
Hose/Dick Clamp 
Wire Testicles 
Sonic the Foresthog 
Stepping in Wolf Shit 
Arthritic Pliers 
Tadpole the Dry Clutch 
1,000,000 Points of Hate 
Caffeinated Alarm Clock 
Menstruated Hamsters 
Sticky Playboy Pages 
Oozing Hair 
Drop Your Dresser Drawers!!!
Marinated Ashtray 
185,999.998 Miles Per Second: Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law 
Happy Syphillis 
Swauve Shampee 
Faster than the Speed of Genital Crabs 
Howling Anthrax 
Watch Out for that Smithee 
Combination Toenail/Cable Nippers 
Masterbator Lock 
Testicular Wall Clock 
Cigarette Stubs & Clouds in your Coffee 
Cock-A-Doodle Don't!!! 
Micro Nipple Test Hook Adapters 
Johnson's Really a Granny Smith 
Plenty More Tears Elderly Shampoo 
Curdled Chunks of Sour Puss
Kicking a Puppy
Rat Lactation 
Gooey Keyboard 
Macabre Babies 
Twisted Capacitor 
Broken Titanium Walker 
Altoids: The Curiously Urinous Mints 
Science 442 
Wheelchair Footprints 
Waffle Stomper Tread Marks 
FED = Flame Emitting Diode 
Extra Crispy Transistor 
The Choke Coil Suffocates You 
Milkbed 
Flashlight Alkalosis 
Spermjism Triangularpants 
Fly Shit
Cadillac Classical Box 
My Heart Perspires! 
Flashalcoholic 
Addicted to Hate 
Jeroen Tephone  {sp. intentional}
Porpoise on a Frozen Neon Roof 
EKG - EEG = EGG 
Non-Boob Tube TV
Wheelchair Quarterback
Exocomp Poo 
The Dirty Diaper Flatteners 
UVA LEDs are Good for Your Eyes 
Fecal Pen 
Rotgut the Hunted 
Manufactured by Saten 
Tritium "ENTER" Sign 
The Lockblade Turtles 
Teenage Dirtbag Elephants 
Lukewarm Soda 
Pop Rockets 
Fat Pockets by Cold Pockets Brand 
Massengill brand Post-Military Nondisposable Enemas 
Fleet brand Indisposable Pussy Cleaner 
RepHresh Your Bunghole 
Military Candiosity 
Fired from the Cannoñata!
Radiometer of Filth
Venomous Rollator 
Jade Plant Vomitorium 
Wheelchair Toxin 
Arm & Hammer Fridge Rotten 
Spectra of Dark Bulbs 
Daisy Sperm 
Puke Potato 
Urine Cauliflower 
The Unroaming Gnome 
Using an Empty Pop Can as a Urinator 
Hall of Flame 
The Original Iron Slow System 
Down the Chute Aleut! 
Drink it Tlingit! 
Don J********e is a Queer 
Egg-A-Muffin!!!
Runny DMC
Feral Cat Litter
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Iron Swab
Cat Poop Hooplah
Here, cat shit!!!
Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!!
Oragami Scissors
Where's the Toilet?
The Sink is my Urinator
Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered"
Toilet Clog Ecstasy
Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!!
Rat Hair
The Dog's Meow!
Uranated Blender
Message Clock Dicklicks
Urea. It's What's for Dinner.
Door Sweat
Too Short a Season
O o the Dryer's Flooded!
Dio and Spice
Ensign Kim's a Faggot
Urine Pineapple
Blacklighting Appliance of Doom
Controlling the Elements of Nature
Iridium 0047
Atomic Alarm Clock
Monsoon Too Soon
Dishwasher Crapola
Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump?
InDirectTV
Mouse Pee Squirtgun
Vaginal Defecation
Penile Perspiration
Blender Infection
RepHResh This, Asswipe!!!
Table Lamp Micturition
Tampax Sweat
Smudge Pot Cops
Gold Lamé Underwear
Star Trek: Voyeur
Looking Through Dirty Windows
Shooting Blank Master Locks
Laptop Computer Extrusion
Dishwasher Candiosity
Why do they Orbit like That?
Fucktards in Red
Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!!
Plutonium Baby Carrots
The MRI xxxxs
Concentrated Salvia Saliva
The Module Seska Stole
♫Minimum Effort Maximum Candiosity!♫
Playtex Bras are Yummy!
Open for Beeswax
Double Boobectomy
WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode?
I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering
Urinator Mint in My Milkshake
Penile Defecation
Anal Urination
The Koil Spanner Faggets
Zorro, the Gay Blade
Spitfire, the Lesbian Kitten
Zorrfire, the Bisexual Puppy
"SIGNS" LED Signs
Singing Fairy Wand
Magazines in the Clothes Basket
The Generator is Offline
Marisol Still Hasn't Found the Baby Daddy!
Envelope Uranation {note sp.}
Flushed Baby Alligators
Defective Clocks
See Spot Kick the Bucket!!!
Salamander the Moist Derailleur
Massengill Brand Post-Zit Facial Wipes
Mass Spectroscopy of Semen
Stinky Acne Fluid
There's Peanut Butter in My Urine!
There's Chocolate in My Feces!
Doorknob Whores
Bridge Across the River Styx
Summer's Eve in Fleet
Drunk Wall Clocks
Uranated Brass Bells
Can You Hose Me Down Now?
Cow Piss...er...uh...MILK
Nanites in Your Orange Juice
Pissy Mattress
Puss-Encrustulated Panties
Crotch Rot
We Have Crabs on our Balls & Penises!
CBDSRDM (Computerised Band Destroying Satanic Robot Death Machine)
N.F.L. (Nice Fuckin' Life)
Popcornhole Ceiling
What's That Smell Under the Toilet?
Assimilate This!!!
We Are Dyslectic of Brog!!! You Will Be Asslaminated!!!
Spilling Boiling Water
Patio Doorknob Enema
Resistors are Futile, Number Two!
Clothes Basket of H8
TruGreen Landcare Kant Spel thuh Werd "Grene"
Suspension Bridge Decadence
In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, The Lion Pees Tonight
Hardware Vomitorium
Elogium
He Eats the 1,000 Fleas in His Armpits
I 8 PP
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Towel Trash
Smoking Outside the Box
Mr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants
Insulator Mitosis
"O" is Never a Vowel...EVER!!!
Collapsed Lounge Chair
We are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo Poo Platter
I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Lucy Lu is a Lezzy
For the Hate of the Game
Your Arms are Really Wings
The Woody Allen Champagne Bubbles
Is That Your Ultimate Response?
The Fucking Douchebag's a Whore!
I've Got a Secret in My Litterbox...ARM & HAMMER CAT PEE!!!
Stinky Gloves 
Yucky Boots
I've Got a Secret in My Refrigerator...ARM & HAMMER CAT TURDS!!!
Bare Marrow
The Pain in My Diodes
Sgt. Stedenko
Smoker's Sneeze
Cough of the Valkries
Lint Umbrella
Pitted Out Shirts
Rain *OR* Snow? Make Up Your Mind!
SET = Smoke Emitting Transistor
Burglar Alarm Cheese
Thank You for Not Defecating in the Urinators
Kitty Litter Hooplah
Sgt. Patterson of the Police Emergency Rapeline
All Circuits are Not Busy Right Now!
Do the Piñita Thing
Fergy Wants to Go to a Party
Paulie Wants to Party Too
Big Beehive Tampons
Ho Ho O NOOOO!!!
Miracle Bladder
1-2-3-Dot-Com
Not Eligible for Medicaid
Increase Your Prescription Drug Spending
Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone
Office Staff Infection
Strep Liver
IHOP = International House Of Pee
Chicken Little Nuggets
Radiometer of H8RED
Desktop Pee-Cee
Shotgun Douche
Remote Controlled Urine
Harmful Headphones
Chainsaw Douche
Hydrofluoric Acid Enema
Broccoli Defeciation {sp. intentional}
Throwing Feces at the Camera
Chainsaw Masturbation
Dresser Micturition
Hu Flung Poo?
Mesothelioma Ratz
Cancerous Lettuce
Spilling Bleach on Blue Jeans
Toilet Aircraft
Kirk's Least Favourite Enema
Cut Your Ass on a Blade of Grass
Type IV Soft Anodize
The Refrigerator's Clogged!
Carpenter Ant Uranation {note spelling}
The Toilet Has No Water
Cotton Floor
Yo, Wassup Homes?
Donkey Cirrhosis
1,000,000 Harems
360° Knee
Life Saver in Your Bladder
Banjo Perspiration
Deer Flatulence
The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning
'Sup?
Jewelry Radio
Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard
Something's in the Garage
Rayburn's Billion
GSN = Gnome Sex Network
Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs
The Humana Vaginas
Rubbers with Holes in Them!
Garbage Angels
Defective Cervical Ring
Prostrate Cancer Rats
The Harmon/Kardon Douches
Phoam Head Linda
Party Pooper Bulbs
Enema Juice from the Sky
Trash Cookies
Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
Panther is a Big Fat Idiot
Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space
Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus
Toxic Acetaminophen
Koji Minimoto...It is Time!
The Keebler Queers
Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing
Rome for Pot Smokers
Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer
?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13);
Unpleasant Mailbox Odour
Corroded Hedges
Loves Leaky Baby Toilets
"Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume"
Dice Sharks
Lunchbox Odour
Shark, the Dry Moose
Bathtub Sweat
Gameboy Primitive
Monkey Spittle
Beans Up Your Urethra
Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas
Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude
eDiets Offline
Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces
Vonage Sucks!!!
Sub Par Bathrooms
Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel
Legpit Deodourant
The Brick is In My Purse!
Pukebox Razor
I'll Bet It All Lower!
Excessive Cephalic Urination
Honey, the Stairs are Clogged
Washing Machine Defecation
Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
My Baseball Bat has a Hosel
You, Robot 
DSL = Doody Sewer Love
Somebody's Flushing the Door
Anal Gloves
Cellular Telephone Mitosis
Rubber Mittens
Cold-Blooded Canadians
Glass Baseball
Triangular Stop Sign
Greenish-Blue Blood
Black Like a Cardinal
The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie
I've Never Assimilated Butterflies
Probiotic Antibiotic
Nanites in the Bathtub
Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell
Kick Over the Ironing Board
There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes
The Password Today is "DOUCHE"
To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In
Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins
Orange Jello Eats It!!!
The Alarm Clocks are Flushable
Envelope Tears
Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton
Requiem for a Lezzy
Dumpster Pee
Garbage Tricycle
Army Toilet Tank
Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen
Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle
Cockroaches in the Bathtub
Rat Urine Squirt Gun
Miracle Earwax
Little Black Dress Disapproved
Hi, Flower!!!
Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man
The Carnation is Ticking
Nicodermatologist PHUQ
Neutral Ammortisation
Cat Tree Psoriasis
The Toilet's Too Hot
Liar Liar Pants on Phire
Programmed by Predators
Entomology Douchebags
Bug Collector Bungholes
The Freezer's Too Cold
I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies
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When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You!
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!
"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toilet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toilets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Lesbian Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup!
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic
Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!
Chrystler Bible Cruiser
Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toilet Muscle No Telephony!
You Won a Tank!!!
Rusted Out Toilet Bowl
Corroded Bathtub
Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mary Had a Little Whore
Broken Battery
Burst Toilet
Do Not Spit in the Urinators
King David Bites!!!
Blanket Uranation {note sp.}
Stem Cell Osterisation
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!!
Access Granted
Access Granted
Access Granted
Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables
12:34:56 7-8-90
Addicted to GSN & ESPN!
Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree
Pathetic Clown
Bakery Guts
How to Disembowel a Penis
Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!}
Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men
Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional}
Floor Lamp Infection
Mood Watch
Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys
Kitchen Shower
Radiance of the Seven Urinators
Table Lamp Fungus
Periodic Table of the Nerds
Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider!
Doorbell Deodouriser
Mouthdouche
Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher!
Fungal Scrotum
Bowling Ball Infection
And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out
Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling}
Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike
The Busted Washing Machines
Stove on Strike
Peeing in the Pool
Milking Refrigerators
Tripping Over Microphone Cords
Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator
Toidy
Floor Flushers
Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional}
Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
Happy Meal of Rats
 
 
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Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
Bathing in Warm Camel Potty
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Crickets are Stinking
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} ♫Oops, I Fucked Up Again!♫
Heaven's Devils
Super Glue in the Toilet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toilets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toilet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys
No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?
Rosetta Stoner!
Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
Violating Whole Grain
Optical Intercourse
Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
Viola Solo!
Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toilets
POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!!
Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
Apple Flavoured Broccoli
Fire Fruitarts
Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
My Watermelon is Squeaky
♫Impossibilities!!!♫
Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
Edison was a Fraud!
Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?
The Booger Eaters
Pissing in a Teapot
Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
Any Place but Here
{computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
Boner of Contention
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Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toilet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm     {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toilet dinosaur from PBS}
♫Smoking in the Girl's Room!♫
Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
Failing to Water the Tree
The Always-Ending Story
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
♫I'm Full like the Wolf♫
Piss Christmas
Shitty New Year's Eve
Resume Your Disorder
Aqua de Pee
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toilet
We'll Make a Few Tweaks
Nasty Chainsaw Accident
Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
Internal Blue Alert
Contributing to the Garbage Can
Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
That Cow is a Lezzy!
Milk in the Urinators
Alien vs. Predatory Bird
Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
Skunky Gatoraide
Twist-Offs Let In More Neon 
 
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