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Scotch Tape for Lepers
Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'}
Pillowcase Enuresis
Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine!
Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"}
Meowing Because We're Hungry
The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece}
The Sissified Cum Drinkers
Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional}
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April 
Barbecued Telephones
You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine"
Santa Claws
Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black
I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine
Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes
Giving Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz
Coffee Penus
Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes
The Weenbags
Spilt Milk
A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!!
Poopinary Incontinence
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!!
Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker
Pissinary Incontinence
Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Cancer of the Asshole
Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss
Tegretol Cirrus
Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill
Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional}
Whistling Pete Enema
Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional}
There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!)
You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It"
I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine!
Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional}
Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!!
As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!}
Gluttons for Punishment
Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale!
Pop Rocks Singer
Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag!
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny
Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads
Gumball Machine Micturition
Tempest® in a Water Closet
Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs
Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes
Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.}
Every Time You Flush a Toilet, God Kills a Fece
Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!!
Gonorrhea of the Knockers
Dead Tacos Bell-Grande
Top Ticking the Titty Tat!
The Douchenemabags
Who Smote Thee Down?
Captain Proton to the Rescue!
Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal!
Snail Micturition
Urinous Hose Bib
Who Peed on My Toothbrush?
Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional}
Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"}
You Must Go to the Beach Terminal
Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub
Foul Neocortex Discharge
Once Bitten, Twice Smitten
All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound?
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup
I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle
Massenguillotine Panty Leakers
Stinky Sneakers
That Clock is Faslow!
Slipper Micturition
Fore!(play)
Toothbrush Sweat
Faggedaboutit
Boot Micturition
Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob
Wanna Get Bad?
Baby, When the Toilet Seat's Up!
Out through the In Door
Calculator Lacrimation
Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree
Faget
Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus
Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae
Violinist On the Wall
Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling
Edward Diagonalcutterhands
Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds
Zombie Giraffe Larvae
Front Porch Stenosis
Self-Deflating Towels
Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
A Glass Full of Worm Sperm
Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack
Inverted Cheerios
Perfume for Your Rats
Semisolid Crayons
Lawn Mower Emesis
Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!!
Disposable Biscuits
Sentient Screaming Valance
Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug
Carbonated Pane
♫Santa Ana is Coming to Town!♫
Wet Humanitarian
Scalding Dog Smoke
Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan
Foul Pinball Machine Odour
Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning
The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional}
Snowmobile Micturition
Bean-Eating Elderly
Mortified Coffee Table
Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube
Secretary of the Bladder
Reporters that Hate Snow
Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube
Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer
My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed!
Night Light Death Ray
My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot!
Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!!
Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo
Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs?
Megabyterapers
Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists
Sweating Volcano 
 
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Urinous Showerhead
♫Kimm Cardassian
Puttles in His Pittles
Excreting Richard Nixon
Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune
Devouring Our Axillae
Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes
♫We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes♫
Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin
Rotting Wheelchair
Purple is Extremely Noisy
Liquid Helicopter
Exploding Lice in my Laundry
Scalding Dog Doodie
The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty
Hairless Wild Boars
Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo!
Two Hundred Cups of Coffee
Urinous Fucking Rose Bush
Licking Moose Antlers
Robot Turds
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane
Java Sweat
TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock
Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!!
Carbonated Pet Rats
Volcanic Hirsutism
Exploding Liquid Paper
Automated Light Bulb Destructor
Frozen Walker on a Stick
Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows
Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas
Unclogging a Toilet with an Alligator
Cats Landing on Saturn
The Cow Jumped Over the Sun
Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids
Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory
Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes
Encrustulated Milk Jug
Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat
Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead
Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt
Satanic HVAC Tech
Tampon Bathysphere
Sentient Young Vomiting Valence
Flattened 'Pepsy' Can
Liquid Plumbr Enema
Milk Has No Penus
Playtex Bathyscape
Liquid Mullet
Battlestar Tampax
Selsun Sultan
Showing a Dildo to a Faggot
Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant
Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand
Burglars & Scones
Chair Urin8r
Catheters Copulate Noisily
There's No 'I' in 'God'
Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens
I Can Shit a Crescent Roll
Drāno Enema
Peckerweasel
Diaper Repairman
Chainsaw Enema
Uranated Tampon {note sp.}
Bank Tylenol
Fizzy Toilet
Goodbye Porpoise
Hazardous Redwood
Urinal Explosion
Spazzy Sink
Tampax Astronaut
Blackened Fish Tail
Yak Vomitus
Loud Chair {toilet}
Fishtank on the Floor {toilet}
Terra Cotto Salami
Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine
Douchebucket
Mr.SnausageSniffer
SpongeBoob HypodermicPants
Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe}
Terror Destructor
Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes!
Piss Flute
Aural Assault
Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}
PHUQ & YR K47 TU!
Studly Collars of H8Red
The Nippular Area
That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That!
Douche Bikini
Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves}
The Boobal Area
Eu de Poontang
We're So Coral!
The Diaper Bandits
Smells Like Nookie
Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional}
Tastes Like Piss Ants
The Dead Socks
Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer
Big Ears Like a Ferengi
This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis
Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas
The Busted Sissy Sticks
Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof
SHY-Oh-Lay
Toa-LYE-It
Where's the Maggots?
Nocturnal Defecation
I Guess Tummz is Temporary
The Seven Year Bitch
Diabeetus {as Willard Brimly would pronounce it}
Duke is Not a Rat
Perianal Nappy Itch
The TV Tube is Pregnant
Conducting Insulators
Uranated Goldfish {note sp.}
We Aren't Peckerheads!
Triolic Waves of Love
International Corduroy
Uranating on the Machine {note sp.}
Masturbating Tampon Parade
Bookmarking Our Bungholes
Salty Peckerwood
Fire Comes from Firemen
I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar!
URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional}
Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl
Kissing the Black Gear
Shampotty
Satan's Duotronic Robots
Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken
Stinks Like Preteen Spirits
Kotex U-Boat
Redwood Solids
Bruce Willis Shooting a Toilet
  
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You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone
Eucalyptus Impersonator
Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
Orange Crush Necrosis
The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb
Naked Supermodel Chunks
Telepathic Piddlehead
C-3PO Lives in my Armpit
Unicorn Fart Pastry
Washing Your Dishes in the Toilet
You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional}
Tenna Twirl
The Invisible Woman is a Twat!
Leaky Bush Pail
DVDs that Sweat
Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby
Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe!
Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left
He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
Viva Moñitor
HypnoSphere™
What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
Light Meters of Destruction
The Five Horsemen
Lederhosen in Blood-Red
Fire Ants on the Toilet Seat
HypnoTrapezoid™
This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
Camera Micturition
Neocortex Lavage (pronounced "")
Satanic Floating Eyeball
The Goldfish are Squeaky
Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toilets
Trance-O-Tron™
Rhododendron Spiller
Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit)
The Lubricated Snausages
Babie Fat
Tree Larvae
Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat!
The Douche Song
Sand Mustard
Faggy Phone Thug
The Litterbox Song Song
Femtotubular "F"
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position"
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
♫Oooo, Certified Honeybuns!♫
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
♫I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave♫
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
♫Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party♫
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel!
He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers!
We Don't Like You
Magical Urine Shower
Anthraxosis
Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toilet
Cactus Nymphs
Revelationarama
Eucalyptus Killer
Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial}
Slower than Sloth Shit
Wrapping Christmas Water
Burned Replicated Bird Meat
Spectrometer of Doom
Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha!
Leaving the Lamp Unflushed
We Aren't Greenhorns
Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled}
♫We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id!♫
Bowling for Barium Enemas
Coffee Cups Full of Micturition
Getting a Suntan on Venus
The Shark Attack Broom
Flushing After 3:37am
NO WRONG!!!
Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!)
Whirlm without a Dream
♫A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away!♫
Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth!
♫Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser♫
Panty Sweat
Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toilet Taphpher)
Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb
Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Invisible Sweat
Brick (Shit)house
Table Lamp Emesis
Biochemical Lacrimation
Rotten Dog Odour
Piss Satan
Electromechanical Nerds
Vacuum Nads
Infected Piss Weasel
Penile Gang Member
There's a Rat on the Cat Tree!
Ambien Walrus
Wet Cat Smell
Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily!
Zealotry
Sparking Up a J
Scrambled Afterbirth
Vulcan Thumbf**k
Transfinancial
Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional}
The Toilet Muscles
Pain in the Diodes
Doobie Enuresis
Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit
Warm Carbonated Micturition
Reconstituted Faggots
Powdered Sink 
 
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Instant Toilet -- Just Add Mud
Fizzy Dentifrice
The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the
Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones)
Hooray for Asphalt!
Nair Alibi
Mayonnaise Hardon
Broken Ketchup
Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows
Green Jello Rulz!!!
Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve
Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl
Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes!
That Pizza is Brie
Urin8r Destroyr
Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again
Tennis, Antibody?
Chromodynamic Geeks
Axe Anticavity Douche
♫Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain!♫
There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toilet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Antelope Sweat
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toilet
Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
♫No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks!♫
What's Up with the Vinculum?
Puppy Sweat
The Dingleberries 
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Jell-O Creamatory
There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks
Butt Sandwich Heiney
Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled}
WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints
Asshole Chair
Vengeance Metal
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Soggy Slippers
Mirror,,rorriM
Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"}
Invasion of the Body Crabs
Mouldy Teeth
Piss Bottle Bomber
Vacuum Bag Infection
Vomitorium
The Band-AIDS
Napalm Christmas Tree
Sweaty Showerhead
Phist Phuck Phun
Sunny Botulism
Syringe Licker
Toilet Tank Defecator
Hooked on Cryonics
Foooo-Luuuush!
The Rat's Asses
PHUQ2
Faggot Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account}
Piano Turd Burglars
Piss Christ
Sewer Pickle
Wet Dog Smell
Assimilated Nanites
Blaze of Gory
Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots
Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO
Phat Urinator
Ronco Rotisserie Victims
Seat Up Or Down?
The Amazing Plastic Toilet Band
Accordion Destructors
Slashing Bus Seats
Rage Against the Answering Machine
Polly's Got Anthrax
Sanitised for Your Protection
Toxic Wheelchair
Elvis' Favourite Enema
Thorny Jesus Houseplant
Nicofool
Talking Bomb
Scrotum Driver
Rusty Walker
Sunflower Sperm
3D Toilet Tank
Massengator
Broomstick Douchewads
Porta-Potty
Phoot Phetish
Flushlight
Twilight Nerds
Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet
Moonshine Dildo
Shitbowl
Spazbag
Magical Poo Shower
Radiance of the Commode
Spermbag Roundpants
Dark Bulbs
Ding Dong, The Toilet's Dead!
Faggot Sweat
Overkilljoy
Gamma Puking Force
Mouldy Phishes
Fear The Toilet
The Dirty Diaper Stompers
Ratgut
Sodium Sniffer
Guitar Mutilator
Healthy Hosebags
Fabulous Fartbags
Toliet! TOLIET!!! {sp. intentional}
Huffing Liquid Neon
Vacuum Bag Urinator
Bong Warriors
Mouse Poop Gun
Black Hole in One or Two
3-In-1 Bullshit Detector
Musical Rat Fur
Counterf**ker
Massenguillotine
Urinal Straw
Depending On Depends
Walk Of Shame
Shit in the Shower and Stomp it Down the Drain
Dog Water
Iced Doormat
The Bagless Condoms
Vacuum Fat
Hate Mail Enema
Flushing After Midnight
Stepping on Insulators
Dead Pepsi Wench
The Sink is Your Toilet
The Mighty Pisstones
Saliva Spool
Nieu Dunce
Bust a Cap in Your Nightlight
Poontang Heroes
Brooz Crooz
The Decaffeinated Stoplights
Gangsta Masta Batas
Cumseat Ejectors
Testicular Atrophy
The Lost Souls of NASCAR
Shotgun Enema 
Underarm Micturition 
Taillight Pacifists 
Hoof & Mouth Kitty Litter 
Pussywhipped Aspirin 
The Unflushed Urinators 
Tampax in Tampa 
The USB Urinal Mints 
The Vacuum Pricks 
Sleeping in Cat Urine 
Packaged Rebellion
Sunflower Feces 
Urine Potato 
Electric Harley House of Hate 
The Busted Urinators 
Toilets Kicked Off the Wall 
Sunflower Urine 
Bathtub Vitamin 
Brocolli Aspirin 
Green Jello Bites 
Testes Smashed with a Ball Peen Hammer 
He's Got...Pooooo-Pooooo 
The Bear Went Over the Mountain 
Mountain Doo-Doo 
Stomp 2,458,770 
Tripping on Extacy 
The Pee Bottle Bombers 
RepHresh This! 
The Busted Light Bulbs 
Tampons + 18-Wheelers 
I've Got Poo-Poo On My Shoe 
Hairdryers In Toilets 
That's My Rat, Give Me Back its Ass!
Terrifying Tinky Winky
The Overflowing Airsickness Bags
Telephone Spam
Smells like Burning Poo
Chrysanthemum Perspiration
Cardiac Perspiration 
Armpit Rainbows
Risk of Fecal Injury
Liver Perspiration 
There Ought to be a Law 
Bloody Dentures 
Urine Broccoli 
Daisy Cum 
What's that Smell? 
Cellular Micturition 
Cephalic Odour 
Hillbilly Snatch 
The Rat Pellets 
Punk Piss
Boob Pus 
Solar Powered Flashlight 
Sticky Lamp 
Rose Thorn Insemination 
Urine Jesus 
Afterbirth on Toast 
Instant Microwave Poo 
The Mouldy Flashlights 
Rhino Clit
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Garbage Mouth 
Toilet Tongue 
Sewer Mouth 
Sewer Chute
Urinator Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
Slutty Neon Sign 
Password to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
That's the Answer 
"Y" is Not Really a Bowel - EVER!!! 
Cinnamon Toast Feces 
Plad to the Bone 
Speedlightpee
Electrourinalysis
Crunchy Rat Poo
Gee, Your Hair Smells Shitty!!!
Sperm Urination
Cannibal Wedding 
Canadian Fries
Making Whoopie with My Whoopie Cushion
Chewing Gum Under the Urinator
The Ultimate Defecator
31,054,500 Points of Hate 
Ejection Toilet Seat
My Job: The Dish Doucher 
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Urine Polka-Dot Bikinis 
Helicopter with Wings 
Ding Dong, the Sink is Dead
The .38 Lights
Gee, Your Hair Pisses Me Off!
I'm Eighteen (And I Hate It!) 
Submarine Screen Doors 
Ding Dong, the Urinator's Flooded 
Mini-Wheat Cinnamon Prick 
The Boob Toobs 
AC/BC/CC/DC 
Here a Fece, There a Fece, Everywhere a Fee-See!!!
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Hey hey hey!!! Fat Albert is Kicking Your Ass!!! 
Marshmallow Baseball Bats 
The Exposed Plutonium Cores of Broken Bowling Balls
Dirty Washingmachines 
Eating Cereal out of the Toylet Bowl 
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Drinking Fountain 
The Phoenix is Not Warp-Capable 
Zefram Cochrane is a Fraud
Chrysanthemum Micturition 
The Brown Team 
Tongue Cheese 
Phillips Screwdriver Enema 
Hammer Nads 
The ISA Urinator Deodouriser Cakes 
Lingo-O-NO!!! 
CW (Charles Woolery) 
What Can Feces Do for You? 
Highway Flare Perspiration 
The Magic Toaster 
Airplane Pee 
Massengill brand Post-Mailbox Disposable Douches 
Sidewalk Poo 
Hamster Puke 
Pretty in Pre-Menstrual Princess Pink 
Phideaux's Kidney Odour 
Begin Round 2,458,770 
We Took the Little Test 
Molly is Phun to Buttphuck! {sp. intentional}
Snap! Crackle!! Pop!!! 
Free Testicular Meter 
♫ Brush...brush your teeth...31,054,500 times a day...every day!!!♫
♫Floss...floss your teeth...15,527,250 times a day...every day!!!♫
♫Brush Your Teeth 31,054,500 times a day, That's the Way to Fight Decay!♫
♫Floss Your teeth 15,527,250 times a day, Helps Remove that Plack Away!♫
Women Want MORE Than All 
Frozen Urine Popcycle 
Shitting from the Brain 
Co-Co-Co-Co-Pilots 
Reach In & Get Yourself a Testicle
Tater Tot Diapers
Constipated Labia 
King Kong Krunch 
Wall Cabinet Bungalow 
Cheerio-NO!!! 
Breakfast Under the Wharf 
Tunneling Neutrino Beam
Ding Dong What's Wrong with the Toilet? 
O NOOOOO!!! NOT NADS!!! 
Headlamp Hangover 
A Beautiful Whammy 
Unflushed Desk Lamp 
Cotton Pencil 
Laser Urine 
Beating Off in Baghdad 
Out To Lunchtime 
Wrecking Ball Masturbator 
Hunt It Down & Kill It 
Helium Neon Laser Potluck
I Love Commercials...NOT!!! 
The Jenny Craig Christmas Catalogue
I'll Have a Screwdriver...No, a Phillips Screwdriver 
Semicolon in Your Colon 
Snake Sweat 
3-in-1 Polygrip Test
Have You Called Jenny Yet? 
Sally Jesse Raphael's Boot Camp Punks 
♫It's The Most Wonderful Time...Of The Turtles!♫ 
Chickenshit Feces
Teenaged Tunneling Ninja Mutants 
Digimon: Digital Monstrosities
You've Got Enemail!!!
Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douches 
Lips Sewn to Assholes
You Can Edit Your Dog Water
Mouldy Sewer Pickle 
Phear the Toilet 
The Grim Reaper Sucks Ass 
Sewer Truck Shenannigans 
Bullet Flashlight
We Eat Frozen Fleet Brand Disposable Enemas
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Tubloidial Buttsnoipes 
Unholy Water 
The Phlushed Phlashlights  
Micturition Apple 
Wastoids 
Pizza Back 
Diet Wrong Unpure Zero 
Rhymes with Orange 
Wallet Clog Snake
Chainsaw Douche 
Cat on a Cold Uranium Roof 
Fistful of Metal Enema 
♫Kirby, Kirby, Kirby He's Not the Star of the Show!♫
The Atomic Testing Ground Punks 
Got Battery Acid? 
"Vaccuummnne" Balls {sp. intentional}
Paper Dog
Cotton Horse 
Rubik's Sphere 
Global Cooling 
Nasonex...Day or Day! 
My Cat Neelix 
Preying Mantis
Insert Slug to Play 
1 Slug 1 Credit 
Game Not Over 
White Dhalias 
Moose-Lite Bulbs 
Whale Sperm
Just Hose Me Down!!! 
Cat666 Satanic Network Cable 
Dick Cup 
ROG (Ride On Goons) 
SpectraSweet 
Flight Mistress
Non-Atomic Battery 
Accordion Pythons 
King FFF 
We Are The Dumbasses...You Will Be Asslaminated...Resistors Are Fertile!!! 
Fleming Valve Destructors 
Wall Bins that Look Like Blue Urinators
Acid Cat 
Mouse Mat Mayhem 
Flowers in the Dustbin 
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Horse on the Bed 
Carpet Dog 
Redhouse
Minimum Dave 
Dyslectics Untie 
Boner X-Ray 
Fetal Matter 
No Money Back Guarantee 
Polly Wants Anthrax 
The Dead Toilets 
The Live Milkmen 
Maddest Max at Thunderflush 
Broken Wheelchair 
♫There Was a Cat who Had a Name and Puffy Was His Name-O♫
Retaliation of the Fembots 
The Winking Smilies 
Family Non-Matters 
Johnson Aircraft
The Pee Spuds 
Folding Locksyrup Waffle 
He Thinks TV is a Disease 
The Smith Family Enemas
I've Got Pee Pee On My Shoe 
Purple H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Cartoon People 
LED Message Cock 
LED = Light Emitting Dude 
Transporters MicroScream Star Flyer
Transom Splatter 
Milkdud Sweat 
The Swiffer Swappers 
♫Who Was Evil, Who Was Five?♫
Shovel Your Conscience Into the Grave 
The Hershey Squirts 
Trucktoad Deadbeat 
Desk Lamp Salivation 
The Sloan Urinator Spuds 
SpectraSour 
Cameras With Busted Lenses 
Asparagus Micturition 
Joey, Joey Get Me Some Massengill
The Rubber Band 
Paper Toilets 
Red Ryder in Siam 
Bad Band Names (Made-Up) 
Plutonium Pencil Lead 
Left-Footed Scissors 
Knives in the Garden 
Terrifying Telephone Tubas 
Paper Cut Amputation 
Altoids - The Diarrhea Giving Mints 
Green Eggs & Spam
Dog Water Balloons 
The Busted Condoms 
Did Did Did Did You Hear the Falling Bombs?
Ketchup Sprinklers 
Satan's Horseradish
What's Wrong With My Poo? 
The Milky Urinators
Why Is My Pee Green? 
Busted Pills in a Bottle 
Not Unsanitised for Your Unprotection 
The ISA Turd Burglars 
PISS ON, PISS GRASSHOPPER!!! 
Toilet Eggs 
{Vulgar Term for Vagina} (yes, that phrase and not "pussy") 
The Vitamin B4 Caplets are Tainted
The Groggy Milkwomen
Apple Sweat 
The "Hoo Phlung Pu" Band 
Tape Measure Defecation 
Toyletta 
Airplane Pee 
Slashing Truck Seats 
Dr. Pecker 
Digital Cameras with Faulty Photoflashes 
The MRI Jerkoffs 
Lighting & Death Appliance 
The Euro-Pro Bagged Cylindrical Tuna
Who Left the Toilet Unflushed? 
Blue Clues!!! 
Vinegar & Water Dressing 
The Blown Rubbers 
Leaving the Iron On 
2-Litre Bottle of Pop Rocks
A Summer's Eve in Massengill
Chainsaw Micturtion 
Ensign Wildman's Baby is Sick 
Holographic Doctor Doolittle 
Paper Screen TVs 
That Class M Planet is a Booby Trap!!! 
The MassenGators 
Sea Lion "Lite" Bulb 
Please Smoke in the Elevators 
Large Intestine Perspiration 
Kidney Flatulence Flat Tyre Orgasm 
The Clay Oragami Stools
Thyme Hookah Pipe 
Don't Flush, the Garden Hose is Flooded!!! 
Christmas Dark Bulb Strands 
Temporal Tape 
Uranate in the Coffeepot
The Cat Shat in My Shoes! 
KumKast Kable 
Remote Controlled Turds 
Fire Hydrant Uranation 
The Dog with the Flog 
Butchered Baby's Intestines
Purina Rat Chow...Chow Chow Chow!!!
Water Huffer 
Urine Tylenol 
Vaccuummnne 
Bathtub Vitamins 
Rubik's Puke 
Mailbox Enema 
The Doosh Crew 
Bagless Vacuum Bags 
The Poop Chute Vandals 
Would You Like Bungwipe with That? 
Paper Sink 
Snuggles Toilet Bear 
Kowabunga Dudette!!! 
Frownies, Not Smilies 
Toilet Turd Trap 
Telstar Telegraph Set 
Puke Green Traffic Cones 
F(l)at Tyre 
Urine Vited 
Shattered Mirror 
Honey, Grab Me the Plunger!!! 
O o, the Toilet's Flooded!!! 
Washingmachinemouth 
Boob Toob Clitoris 
Mirapex Makes You Gamble 
21st Century Uninsurance 
Who Wants a Bloodbath? 
Vaginal Enema Sluts 
The Baby Asked You for a Diaper, Mr. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Pants! 
Chain Link Fence Micturition
Skull & X-Bones 
Roger Dodger 
Toilet Sweat  
 
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Catalouge of Amenities in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Cell Phone Spam 
Nightlight Antiperspirant 
That Stupid Cheerios Bee is Clogging the Toilet Again 
Thiss Sentense iz Pruufred! 
Helicopter Urine 
Think They're Sweating? 
Bubble Twine 
Spermjohn Ovalpants 
The Lockblade Frogs 
There's a Urinator Mint in My Throat 
Gerber Folding Baby Food
Gangster Nightlight 
Light Bulb Nerds 
Pokemon Pokedad 
Semen Whale 
Rozarem is Speed!!! 
Pop Rocks Feces 
Musical Electric Chairs 
Liquid Helium Wheelchair 
LOX and Cream Sperm 
Rubik's Cube Fart 
Stinky Cat Box Odour 
Get In the Pool of Jello 
Carpet to Carpet Walling 
1:37 to Midnight 
The Dog Kilogram 
Rat Kennel
Kervorkian's Satanic Destructors 
Maternity Test Results 
Toad Stool Pigeon 
We've Pitted Out! 
The Overheated Spatulas 
O o, the Urinator's Unflushed! 
The Flaming Pepsi Blockheads 
I, FAGGOT!!! 
Polygrip Test Results 
Bally's Leather Hoar 
Men Without Fugly Hats 
Men Without Jobs 
Cesspool Idiot 
Pteradactyl Light Bulbs 
Jerry Springer's Loose on Campus!!! 
The Tight Cannons 
Unloaded Gun...*BANG BANG!!!* 
Shimmering Urine 
Incandescent Feces 
Magnificent Armpit Sweat 
Ding Dong Doily 
Khatty Kathy
Drink Piss & Sperm @ The Cum Bar 
Cesswimming Pool 
Kee Ki Ko Kum!!! 
TAP FOOT FOR BJ 
Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toilet
It's the Rotten Apple from Apple Jacks!!! 
Give Me Your Blood and Urine Please
Texas Hold Up 
Geico Gecko Dead in the Toilet 
Gimme Your Sebum Please 
Dropping a Toadstool 
Ding Dong the Doorbell's Busted! 
Scrubbing Bubble Death 
Crash Course in Brane Surgery
Independence Day of Rest 
Forgive Me Father For I Have Committed Flatulence 
Crying Tears of Coffee 
Pop That Zit on My Bunghole 
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts 
Updates are Not Ready for Your Computer 
The Fry Brain Train 
The Muck Truck 
Bells On My Pinkies 
Kaspersky Overload!
Balls to the Hall 
Crunchatise This, Asswipe!!! 
Cap'n Soggy 
Spachela H8red 
My Lil' Defecator 
Urine Laser 
Sitting on Frozen Neon 
Wall Flatulence Unit 
Vault 1,053,000 
Pancake Turner Feast 
Bubbleope of Nitrogen Dioxide 
Fluorescent Tube Whores
Maynard, and Poopy, They're Both Good Names
One Teaspoon of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
The Sun is a Giant Fission Reactor...NOT!!! 
Tongue Paper Cuts from Licking Toads 
Pimp Your Sink 
Just Shoot Me...No Really!!! 
Star Track Marks 
Toilet Tissue Sandpaper 
Time For Your Meds, Maynard!
Iggy, and Gurdie, they're Both Insane! 
Merferator Police
The Tanqueray Faggots
Tears for Queers
Preparation-H Bunghomos
The Turd Burglars
Kandiosity Kweens
Faggy Cheerios
The Smashed Urinator Deodouriser Cakes 
It's a Chair...With Wheels!!! 
Cellular Telephone Defecation 
Excessive Bladder Perspiration 
Halitosis of the Spleen 
Coffee Cup Full of Urine 
Toilet Keyboard 
Clogged Magazine 
Cat Hairball Enema 
Ikkakumon Is a Queer 
Renamon is a Lezzy 
O no!!! Not With a Knife!!! 
Soda Fountain Rectangular Jerks 
Potato Salad Diarrhea 
Tonight...Solid Perspiration Goes Boom!
GSN's 24-Hour Happy Hour 
Bunghole Alarm Clock 
Sand Dollar Toilet Tissue 
Vaginal Keyhole 
Testicular Diarrhea 
Land of Bagpipes 
Accordion Mutilators 
Electric Guitar Destructors 
Bongo Drum Cornholios 
I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole 
The Zester Farts 
Vaya Con Bungholio 
Micro Testicular Clips
Pet Blinker Lead Weights 
Pop That Balloon Like a Zit  
 
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Dental Carriers 
Cat on a Cold Soft Bed 
The Velveeta Sluts 
Scrotal Aspirin 
Photochop 
Five Year Beard Clippings
Uranation {note sp.} Tomato 
Toilet Spud Valve 
Greasy Book
Dog On a Warm Plutonium Roof 
Barium Douche 
Gadolinium Enema 
Radium Douchema 
Mouldy Houseplant 
The Frowning Graemlins 
The Mouse Pound 
Cutting Off Boobs 
House Rat 
Victor Humongous 
Sally Jessy Raphael's a Douchebag 
Ribbon Cable Torture Device
Enemabag!!! 
Stilleto Heels of Death 
Drag Queen Victoria 
Prom King of Spades 
Dillhole!!! 
Dickweed!!! 
Boob Tube Augmentation 
The Rat Hairballs
"Thuh" "Doosh" "Krew"
Cathy Withakay
Buzz Saw Perspiration 
Springfield Enema Academy 
Officer Smudgepot 
Police Candiosity 
Super Sour Butter 
K9 Disadvantix 
Santa's Little Harmer 
Catch Me if you Can, Little Bow Wow! 
Ziplock Storage Vacuums 
Pledge of Satanism
Uranated Cat Wee 
Springfield Crime Spree 
My Own Dog Bit Me 
Telephone Spermicide 
Porch Light Potty
Covered In Camel Wee 
Rocket Micturition 
Folding Broccoli 
Sticky Doorknob 
Greasy Axe Handles 
Twelve is the Unluckiest Number
My Best Friend's Midget is a Midget 
Test Target Insanity 
Phideaux's Noo Shooz 
Patio Puke 
STOP OR I'LL FLUSH!!! 
Hydrogenated Flashlight 
Corn Poop 
Heinz 31,054,500 
Windex for the Elderly 
Stop-Phone 
Victorian Flea Collar 
OD on Baking Soda 
The Swimming Nuns 
Compass Jizz 
Scissors Enema 
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  
Battery Poo 
The Evalyn Woodhead Slow-Reading Program 
Drowning Suit
Geritol for Infants 
Burned Out Dark Bulbs 
If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does Anybody Smell It? 
Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur 
Ronco Barney Slicers 
Baby Bop Broke Barney's Ant Farm 
Open -- for 1.47µS (microseconds) 
Wet Camel Smell 
Dry Dog Smell 
Concentrated Blue Whale Feces 
Shotgun Drippings 
"Wal"-"Mowntid" "Porselen" "Urenater" {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Carpet Halitosis 
Shooting (of a) Star 
Closed Forever 
Rubik's Octagon
Tinkertoys for the Elderly
Little Zip Lock Bags of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Solar Cellulitis
Smoking By People Who Have To Go #2 May Result In Fecal Injury
Drain Bamage
Lunar Eclipse of the Small Intestine
Plastic Urinal Micturition
Acute Cellular Mitosis
Xenon Hexafluorane
Chronic Liver Defecation
Arbor Mist (Tree Sweat)
Sierra Mist (Mountain Sweat)
Deer Bacon
Magma Sprinkler
Dixie Cup of Hot Hydrogen Pentoxide
Wet Tire Smell
Subterranean Enuresis 
Cyclops - The Bounty Hunter 
Sweat Pee 
Sweatheart 
Thrown Brick Drive-Through 
Sears Big Book of Toilet Paper 
Hot Sunflower Sebum 
A Hundred Bucks for Your Thoughts 
Little Fuschia Book 
Jesus is Coming...and Boy is He Pissed 
Fifth Down!!! 
The Toilet Museum 
Hall of Urinators 
Light Saber Cum Laude 
I'll Have Some Coffee with My Sugar 
Booger Queen 
Diary King 
This Water Requires 45 to 90 Days to Harden 
O O the Cat Got Away!!! 
This Is Not an Exit 
Metal Thrashing Pissed 
Thank You for Not Flushing 
Howling Furies 
Hang Your Pants on a Telephone Wire 
DMM for Measuring Love & H8red 
Used Douche in a Phone Booth 
This is Not a Robbery!!! 
S.O.S. (Shit On the Shingles) 
Mayday!!! Juneday!!! Julyday!!!
Jebediah Springfield Sounded like a Queer 
Rusty Scissors 
Card Sharks from Heaven 
It's OK to Tell a Lie if You Have Your Fingers Crossed 
Obtaining Spectrographic Analyses of Dark Matter 
Dinner Plate-Sized Armpit Puddles 
Yes, We Have No Radios 
The Snuggles Dryer Bear is Stinky!!! 
The Lamisil Dermatophytes 
Weight Watchers Diet Milkshake 
Toe Jam 
Big Bet 
Small Fried Douche Bottles 
Pennies from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Mannitol for Teenagers 
Saccharin is Good for You! 
Marry Poppin's Umbrella Orbited Jupiter 
Preparation-A Asteroid Reliever 
Edith Bunker Plays the Tromboner 
Spanking the Gorilla
Candelabra Punishment 
Quantum Phase Inhibitor 
Running Over Busted Beer Bottles 
Tweezee is Hardee 
3,000,000,000 Times Faster than Ordinary Tweezers 
Hale Bopp Crashes Into Neptune 
M-Joi Hair Growth Enhancer 
Underwatered Christmas Lights 
Spectroscopy of a Black Hole 
Remote Controlled Diahhrea 
Phoam Head Phred 
The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!!!
 
 
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Rat on an Incandescent Tungsten Roof
The Masturbating Jaguars 
Rat Penises 
Iguana Vaginas 
Scrotal Boogers 
Excessive Bladder Fluoridation 
Knee Jerkoff Reaction 
Coffee Cups with Penile Handles 
Innover 24/7/365/366 
13:59 
The Dishdoucher's Flooded
Tarantuala Pee 
The Urinous Rat Pellets 
Scrubbing Bubbles Flushable Toilet Brushes are NOT Flushable!!! 
Password Minus 
Les is Mor 
Cellular Telephone Micturition 
The Flushable Flashlights 
Disposable TV Sets
Hang Up and Drive!!! 
The Jewel Box of Obsidian 
Meteor Pee 
Fistful of Picards 
Blades of Gory 
Hat Clip Enemabag 
Sloan Urinator Waste Valves 
Wet Whale Smell 
Pop Bottles Chock Full of Diamonds 
Urine Radish 
Underbyte 
Here Shampoo!!! 
Uranated Cat Turds 
Neil Fistful of Diamonds 
The Sye Fye Network 
Running Over Busted Insulators 
Urinators Kicked Off the Wall 
Kitty Cat Scan
Break It Like a Party Animal! 
DianneDianne GPS Receiver 
Phone H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Woman's Warehouse 
Piñata Central 
The Women are Green 
Star Trek: Secondprise 
The Perry Como Homos 
The Unas are Queers 
Who Let the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Out? 
YUCKY PEE!!!
Pussy Whip 
Meterwoman LM531 
The Cannoñatas 
Viva Viva Piñata Yata Yata 
Giraffe Semen 
Ferry Wand 
The USS Tustumena 
The Horse Flies 
Excalibur 
Doughnut Hole Micturition 
Chainsaw Douchebag
Stepping On Used Enemas 
Liberal Twats 
The Dead Cokeheads 
Wheel Of Misfortune 
The Protons are Oozing 
Conservative Penises 
Merferatorfools 
The Chainsaw Gang 
Dead Avon Ladies 
Ding! Dong! The Bathtub's Clogged! 
Sonny Bravia Low-Definition Television Set 
The Garden Hose Won't Flush 
Snake "Lite" Bulb 
I'd Like to Buy a Consonant
Sleeping in Enema Fluid 
Dirty Rotting Fuckbags 
11.575" Ruler 
Aluminum Foil Bunghole 
Kitty Do Not Litter 
Disorders of Micturition 
Valspar Cold Drink 
Shark Turds
Turning Wine into Pee 
The Wall*Mart Wallabies 
Chair Halitosis 
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Penises 
Field Fluctuations 
The Horizon Expanse 
Exocomp Urine 
Hoshi is a Lezzy 
Puke Bag 
Splitting Headachephones 
SKRU2 
Fucking Cocksuckers
WarpCoreOverloadFromHeck 
When the Bullet Hits the Phone 
Sour Sour Cream 
Gameboy Primitive 
Cordless Tub Lamp
Wrapped Up Like a Douche 
On a Scale of One to Ten...Urinate
Tube Steak of Death 
H8RED  
Cum-Stained Dresser Drawers 
Warp Activated...10...9...8...7...6..*BOOM!!!* 
Fighter Pilots Needed in Vulva Wars...Play Sperm Blaster! 
Suzuki Flower Mowers 
DR. Brand Field and Poo Scrambler 
Using the Marinator as the Urinator 
Chickensplat!!!
Baby Dead 
Bloody Ketchup 
Twilight Hoars 
Drinking Glass Defecation 
The Vacuum Cleaner Colostomy Bags 
Jewelry Case of Sand 
Watch Your Asshole!!! 
Lip-Synching Defecation 
Have a Phoney Meal at KFC  
 
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Scooping Up What Gets Away 
Smells like Burning Gastric Acid 
Vise Grip Dick Clamps 
Eureka Penile Vacuum
A Survey for Wheel Owners 
Mitchum Woman 
How To Iron Shoes 
666,666,666,666,666 Microseconds of Halloween 
Bury the Full Bucket 
Frog, the Wet Gear 
Ironing a No-Iron Sweatshirt 
PrtScrn Disaster 
LED Tester/Exploder 
Boiling Liquid Helium II 
Toilet Cake in Your Urethra
Herniated Axillae 
Hose/Dick Clamp 
Wire Testicles 
Sonic the Foresthog 
Stepping in Wolf Shit 
Arthritic Pliers 
Tadpole the Dry Clutch 
1,000,000 Points of Hate 
Caffeinated Alarm Clock 
Menstruated Hamsters 
Sticky Playboy Pages 
Oozing Hair 
Drop Your Dresser Drawers!!!
Marinated Ashtray 
185,999.998 Miles Per Second: Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law 
Happy Syphillis 
Swauve Shampee 
Faster than the Speed of Genital Crabs 
Howling Anthrax 
Watch Out for that Smithee 
Combination Toenail/Cable Nippers 
Masterbator Lock 
Testicular Wall Clock 
Cigarette Stubs & Clouds in your Coffee 
Cock-A-Doodle Don't!!! 
Micro Nipple Test Hook Adapters 
Johnson's Really a Granny Smith 
Plenty More Tears Elderly Shampoo 
Curdled Chunks of Sour Puss
Kicking a Puppy
Rat Lactation 
Gooey Keyboard 
Macabre Babies 
Twisted Capacitor 
Broken Titanium Walker 
Altoids: The Curiously Urinous Mints 
Science 442 
Wheelchair Footprints 
Waffle Stomper Tread Marks 
FED = Flame Emitting Diode 
Extra Crispy Transistor 
The Choke Coil Suffocates You 
Milkbed 
Flashlight Alkalosis 
Spermjism Triangularpants 
Fly Shit
Cadillac Classical Box 
My Heart Perspires! 
Flashalcoholic 
Addicted to Hate 
Jeroen Tephone  {sp. intentional}
Porpoise on a Frozen Neon Roof 
EKG - EEG = EGG 
Non-Boob Tube TV
Wheelchair Quarterback
Exocomp Poo 
The Dirty Diaper Flatteners 
UVA LEDs are Good for Your Eyes 
Fecal Pen 
Rotgut the Hunted 
Manufactured by Saten 
Tritium "ENTER" Sign 
The Lockblade Turtles 
Teenage Dirtbag Elephants 
Lukewarm Soda 
Pop Rockets 
Fat Pockets by Cold Pockets Brand 
Massengill brand Post-Military Nondisposable Enemas 
Fleet brand Indisposable Pussy Cleaner 
RepHresh Your Bunghole 
Military Candiosity 
Fired from the Cannoñata!
Radiometer of Filth
Venomous Rollator 
Jade Plant Vomitorium 
Wheelchair Toxin 
Arm & Hammer Fridge Rotten 
Spectra of Dark Bulbs 
Daisy Sperm 
Puke Potato 
Urine Cauliflower 
The Unroaming Gnome 
Using an Empty Pop Can as a Urinator 
Hall of Flame 
The Original Iron Slow System 
Down the Chute Aleut! 
Drink it Tlingit! 
Don J********e is a Queer 
Egg-A-Muffin!!!
Runny DMC
Feral Cat Litter
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Iron Swab
Cat Poop Hooplah
Here, cat shit!!!
Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!!
Oragami Scissors
Where's the Toilet?
The Sink is my Urinator
Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered"
Toilet Clog Ecstasy
Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!!
Rat Hair
The Dog's Meow!
Uranated Blender
Message Clock Dicklicks
Urea. It's What's for Dinner.
Door Sweat
Too Short a Season
O o the Dryer's Flooded!
Dio and Spice
Ensign Kim's a Faggot
Urine Pineapple
Blacklighting Appliance of Doom
Controlling the Elements of Nature
Iridium 0047
Atomic Alarm Clock
Monsoon Too Soon
Dishwasher Crapola
Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump?
InDirectTV
Mouse Pee Squirtgun
Vaginal Defecation
Penile Perspiration
Blender Infection
RepHResh This, Asswipe!!!
Table Lamp Micturition
Tampax Sweat
Smudge Pot Cops
Gold Lamé Underwear
Star Trek: Voyeur
Looking Through Dirty Windows
Shooting Blank Master Locks
Laptop Computer Extrusion
Dishwasher Candiosity
Why do they Orbit like That?
Fucktards in Red
Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!!
Plutonium Baby Carrots
The MRI xxxxs
Concentrated Salvia Saliva
The Module Seska Stole
♫Minimum Effort Maximum Candiosity!♫
Playtex Bras are Yummy!
Open for Beeswax
Double Boobectomy
WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode?
I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering
Urinator Mint in My Milkshake
Penile Defecation
Anal Urination
The Koil Spanner Faggets
Zorro, the Gay Blade
Spitfire, the Lesbian Kitten
Zorrfire, the Bisexual Puppy
"SIGNS" LED Signs
Singing Fairy Wand
Magazines in the Clothes Basket
The Generator is Offline
Marisol Still Hasn't Found the Baby Daddy!
Envelope Uranation {note sp.}
Flushed Baby Alligators
Defective Clocks
See Spot Kick the Bucket!!!
Salamander the Moist Derailleur
Massengill Brand Post-Zit Facial Wipes
Mass Spectroscopy of Semen
Stinky Acne Fluid
There's Peanut Butter in My Urine!
There's Chocolate in My Feces!
Doorknob Whores
Bridge Across the River Styx
Summer's Eve in Fleet
Drunk Wall Clocks
Uranated Brass Bells
Can You Hose Me Down Now?
Cow Piss...er...uh...MILK
Nanites in Your Orange Juice
Pissy Mattress
Puss-Encrustulated Panties
Crotch Rot
We Have Crabs on our Balls & Penises!
CBDSRDM (Computerised Band Destroying Satanic Robot Death Machine)
N.F.L. (Nice Fuckin' Life)
Popcornhole Ceiling
What's That Smell Under the Toilet?
Assimilate This!!!
We Are Dyslectic of Brog!!! You Will Be Asslaminated!!!
Spilling Boiling Water
Patio Doorknob Enema
Resistors are Futile, Number Two!
Clothes Basket of H8
TruGreen Landcare Kant Spel thuh Werd "Grene"
Suspension Bridge Decadence
In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, The Lion Pees Tonight
Hardware Vomitorium
Elogium
He Eats the 1,000 Fleas in His Armpits
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Yogurt Ecstasy
Axle Clowns
Brownie Uprising
Not the Douche, You Douchebag!
Yes, We Have No Enemas
Soggy Polar Bear Smell
Midas, Can You Please Hold Up Uranus?
Cheeze Waste
Dustbin of Doom
Wheaties...Breakfast of Whimps
Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wefty Wefty Wefty!
Wheelless Wheelie Bin
Here is Your Money, Thank You!!!
Refrigerator Micturition
Radio Controlled Defecator
Let's Not Make a Deal!
The Sperm Bottle Bomber
Live Batteries in the Garbage
Scrolling Billboard of H8RED
The Puckernuts
Requiem for a Hosehead
Butterflies are Brie
Galloping Kittens
The National Anthrax
Reverse-Reverse Morgage
The Unflushed Bidets
We Don't Speak Mexican
Italian Fries
Telephone Hate Mail
The Exerion Faggots
Those Blue Things Aren't Toilets
Light Bulb Whores
Zetia for Midgets
Ask Your Sewer Pickle
Mini-Wheats without Arms
Shogun Puke Gun
Hearing Aids for the Infantile
Lunar Jeopardy!
Enema Sharks
Rayburn's 2,458,770
The Pee Spuds
Corroded Mirror
Move Over the Thaw Bar
Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags
Rusty Envelope Pee
Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss
Stepping On Booze Bottles
AARUrine
Telephone Sweat
Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store
Rubik's Demolition
Wrecking Ball of Confusion
The Antimony Cards
Play the Nine
Golf Rackets
Tennis Clubs
Underarm Rain
The Shape of the Table
Defective Cupboards
Clogged Fireplace
Compact Disc Micturition
Veemon Sex
Demidevimon Bowling Ball
Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd")
The Trabe is Delicious
Melting Keyboards of Time
Millionaire Squalor
Sweet Toothache
Bunghole Ashes
Bitter Desk Lamp
These CDs Taste Sour!
Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!!
The Sysop's a Homo
Stargate SG-666
Ginny's Gin
Something Smells like Cat Pee
Clean Wash in the Washing Machine
Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs
Getting All Squeaky
Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toilet
Prufredin inn Oneh Our
Severe Seismic Dist...O SHIT!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!!
Volcanic Cola
Superwoofer
Underwater Xenon Eruption
O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!!
Religious Excrement
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot
1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins
Let's Go Inback Today
Urinal Sweat
Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light
Unbroken Link
The DHD is Busted!
Patio Turds
63 Billion Combinations
JATO Jeep
The Gate System's Hosed
Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Laser Coaster
Garbage Can Infection
Bang Her Maine
Yeast Bag
Harvey Ceilingbangers
Tripod with One Leg
Ghosthunted
The MRI Faggots
Light Sabre Leakage
Bubblehead Dolls
Get Out of My Wheelie Bin
The Dustman Did It!!!
Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea
Dustbin Devils
Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners
Dust Lorry Flat
He Makes Rash Decisions
Overwatered Togemon
The Dead Christmas Trees
Who Let the Tarantula Out?
Urine Saguaro
Rubik's Pukalution
Underwatered Palmon
Dead Knives
Who Killed Mr. Clean?
The Chantix Method
Menstruated Panties
Window Flatulence
Scissors Perspiration
Vaginal Enema
Anal Douche
The Overflowing Colostomy Bags
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Towel Trash
Smoking Outside the Box
Mr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants
Insulator Mitosis
"O" is Never a Vowel...EVER!!!
Collapsed Lounge Chair
We are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo Poo Platter
I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Lucy Lu is a Lezzy
For the Hate of the Game
Your Arms are Really Wings
The Woody Allen Champagne Bubbles
Is That Your Ultimate Response?
The Fucking Douchebag's a Whore!
I've Got a Secret in My Litterbox...ARM & HAMMER CAT PEE!!!
Stinky Gloves 
Yucky Boots
I've Got a Secret in My Refrigerator...ARM & HAMMER CAT TURDS!!!
Bare Marrow
The Pain in My Diodes
Sgt. Stedenko
Smoker's Sneeze
Cough of the Valkries
Lint Umbrella
Pitted Out Shirts
Rain *OR* Snow? Make Up Your Mind!
SET = Smoke Emitting Transistor
Burglar Alarm Cheese
Thank You for Not Defecating in the Urinators
Kitty Litter Hooplah
Sgt. Patterson of the Police Emergency Rapeline
All Circuits are Not Busy Right Now!
Do the Piñita Thing
Fergy Wants to Go to a Party
Paulie Wants to Party Too
Big Beehive Tampons
Ho Ho O NOOOO!!!
Miracle Bladder
1-2-3-Dot-Com
Not Eligible for Medicaid
Increase Your Prescription Drug Spending
Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone
Office Staff Infection
Strep Liver
IHOP = International House Of Pee
Chicken Little Nuggets
Radiometer of H8RED
Desktop Pee-Cee
Shotgun Douche
Remote Controlled Urine
Harmful Headphones
Chainsaw Douche
Hydrofluoric Acid Enema
Broccoli Defeciation {sp. intentional}
Throwing Feces at the Camera
Chainsaw Masturbation
Dresser Micturition
Hu Flung Poo?
Mesothelioma Ratz
Cancerous Lettuce
Spilling Bleach on Blue Jeans
Toilet Aircraft
Kirk's Least Favourite Enema
Cut Your Ass on a Blade of Grass
Type IV Soft Anodize
The Refrigerator's Clogged!
Carpenter Ant Uranation {note spelling}
The Toilet Has No Water
Cotton Floor
Yo, Wassup Homes?
Donkey Cirrhosis
1,000,000 Harems
360° Knee
Life Saver in Your Bladder
Banjo Perspiration
Deer Flatulence
The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning
'Sup?
Jewelry Radio
Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard
Something's in the Garage
Rayburn's Billion
GSN = Gnome Sex Network
Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs
The Humana Vaginas
Rubbers with Holes in Them!
Garbage Angels
Defective Cervical Ring
Prostrate Cancer Rats
The Harmon/Kardon Douches
Phoam Head Linda
Party Pooper Bulbs
Enema Juice from the Sky
Trash Cookies
Ballpoint Birds Nests
Hold the Mail!!!
As Valuable as a Used Douche
Robot Hydration
I Tied on Jeopardy!
Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots)
Deadly Chandelier
Worthless as a Used Enema
Monday Night Swiffer
Panther is a Big Fat Idiot
Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee)
Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space
Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus
Toxic Acetaminophen
Koji Minimoto...It is Time!
The Keebler Queers
Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing
Rome for Pot Smokers
Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer
?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13);
Unpleasant Mailbox Odour
Corroded Hedges
Loves Leaky Baby Toilets
"Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume"
Dice Sharks
Lunchbox Odour
Shark, the Dry Moose
Bathtub Sweat
Gameboy Primitive
Monkey Spittle
Beans Up Your Urethra
Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas
Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude
eDiets Offline
Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces
Vonage Sucks!!!
Sub Par Bathrooms
Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel
Legpit Deodourant
The Brick is In My Purse!
Pukebox Razor
I'll Bet It All Lower!
Excessive Cephalic Urination
Honey, the Stairs are Clogged
Washing Machine Defecation
Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
My Baseball Bat has a Hosel
You, Robot 
DSL = Doody Sewer Love
Somebody's Flushing the Door
Anal Gloves
Cellular Telephone Mitosis
Rubber Mittens
Cold-Blooded Canadians
Glass Baseball
Triangular Stop Sign
Greenish-Blue Blood
Black Like a Cardinal
The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie
I've Never Assimilated Butterflies
Probiotic Antibiotic
Nanites in the Bathtub
Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell
Kick Over the Ironing Board
There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes
The Password Today is "DOUCHE"
To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In
Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins
Orange Jello Eats It!!!
The Alarm Clocks are Flushable
Envelope Tears
Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton
Requiem for a Lezzy
Dumpster Pee
Garbage Tricycle
Army Toilet Tank
Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen
Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle
Cockroaches in the Bathtub
Rat Urine Squirt Gun
Miracle Earwax
Little Black Dress Disapproved
Hi, Flower!!!
Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man
The Carnation is Ticking
Nicodermatologist PHUQ
Neutral Ammortisation
Cat Tree Psoriasis
The Toilet's Too Hot
Liar Liar Pants on Phire
Programmed by Predators
Entomology Douchebags
Bug Collector Bungholes
The Freezer's Too Cold
I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies
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Urine Off, Urine Ant!
Th3 F3d3ration 3x3cut3s P3opl3
The Bungsnoidial Piss Ants
Self-Inflicted Spanken
Mom, Get the Belt!!!
Gentlemen...Start Your Shavers!
Dogprints on the Ceiling
ESmarmony
Do You Want Toilet Paper with That?
High-Fat Yogurt
Spermproof Shoes
Anti-Laser Car Wax
The Shark Attack Vaccume
Sign Up for Life Unlock
The Unflushed Dishwasher
Violence & Violence
Crunching Apricots
Dishes in the Toilet Bowl
Smashing Milk Cartons
Stepping on Rusty Fish Hooks
Sleeping in Hot Dog Waste
Gastronomic Athletes
Pigeon Poop Party
PPDPP = Pink Polka Dot Plant Pee
Uranated Micturition
Let's Go Get Stoned so We Can Hear the Talking Dog
WHDFXUP With Toilet Paper Stuffing Up the Urinators
Totally Forgot Tiny Presentation Today
And Before You Know it, the Motor Starts to Blow
Tuvok's Busted Glass Table
Paper Bag of Vomit
Psychotectic Therapists
Preparation P Protostar Relief
Pampers Smelly Baby Toilets
Your Account is Not Way Past Doo
Uranated Potato
Coming to a Briefing Late
The Armageddon Game
Teal'c  Acts like a Prick
Get Inside Dreadnought, You Cunt!!!
Reflection Therapists
Saw XIV the Movie
Schisms
That Wendy's Fartknocker
Secret Men Clinical Protection
Digimon: Digital Bungholes
Interior Undecorator
Vaya Con Bungsnoids!
Yeah Yeah Yeah FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!!
Garbage Compactor Urine
Headlamp Defecation
Grindable Alarm Clocks
EEK!!! A Porpoise!!!
Wet Doorknob Smell
Helium-Urine Laser
Flying Clock
0.01¢ Stamps
Burnt Galaxies
Toasty Coffee Grinds
Receipt for Purchases Made in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Access Denied
Access Denied
Access Denied
Saran Wrap TV Boob Tube
Probability Assessment
Shitty Home Theatre, Coach
EEK!!! A Brontosaurus!!!
Smoking Ziggurats Are Hazardous to your Toilet
Bad Attitude Mouse
Cow Poop Crossbow
Aaron Esurance is a Bitch
Garbage Disposal Spam
Newspaper Toaster
♫Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Butt♫
Give the Rat a Bolus!
Step on the Candiosity Meter
Sperm Bear
Raisins Without Brains
Cinnamon's a Dummy
I Eat Food off the Floor
I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toilet
I Don't Wash My Hands
All Huge & Weak
The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive
Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol!
Bad Day Taped
Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store
Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toilet!!!
Rusty Cistern
Restasis Makes You Cry
Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame
India in South America
The Stinky Poalcats {sp. intentional}
Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!!
Tune-Up or Tune-Out
Eager Mole
Skating on Thick Syrup
We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer
Clothes on the Ceiling
Moist Camel Odour
Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces
Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66
Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand
Chewing on Cans
The Panty Sniffers
Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same!
Suction Noses
Liver Obstruction
Spleen Masturbation
Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes
Puffy Balloon Smell
Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7
Ceiling Fan Huffer
Urine Incubator
Morning Wood
Radiator Snout
Snipping Off Our Inseminators
Enuresis of the Soul
Spreading the Terminus
Snot from My Zits
5.8 Watt Cornflower
Carol Wrong Gifts
Mugix
Guilmon's a Fagget
Wristwatch Uranation {note sp.}
Magic Smoke from TV Sets
Box of Rat Turds
S'Not Snot
Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison
Chartreuse Magic
Cleanax Stuffing Up the Washer
Camel Feces Pistol
Tritium "FAGGOT" Sign
LED Tester/Destructor
Spiders for Din-Din
Leprosy Spindles
Burning the Candle at Five Ends
Hot Overflowing Robots from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Telephone Infection
Your Roommate's a Ruminant!
That Coily Hot Thing Inside a Light Bulb
Full Power to the Elektroblaster!!!
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws  Damn Fart!!! Crap Boobs Crap!!!
Machinery of Peptic Ulcers
Radioactive Mousepad
Tripping Over Washing Machine Hoses
Eeeewww! The Doorknob's Inseminated!!!
Who Forgot to Flush the Deep Fat Fryer?
Flaming Bags of Poo on the Porch
The 'El Kabatski' Pest Control Method
The Pooping Ruminants
That 3-Wheeled Scooter has a Nasty Bite
Poisonous Vanity
Carpet Pig
Dangerous Christmas Light Blubs
Find it Now in the Diary Case {note sp.}
Venomous Cane
Praying Mantis of H8RED
Polly's Got Metallica
Toxic Rug
Slay Her Slayer
White Metal
Toilet Pig
Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case
Carpet Inseminator
Gangsta Masta Bata
Table Oinker
Chandelier of H8
Vamoose ya Varmint!
Edible Feces {yucko!!!}
The Puss-Encrustulated Penises
Vomiting Band-Aids
Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction
What's That Hole near the Center of my Toilet Muscle?
Hairdryer Douche
Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Retroactiv
Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower
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When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You!
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!
"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toilet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near!
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate
The Lesbian Toilets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Lesbian Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup!
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic
Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!
Chrystler Bible Cruiser
Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toilet Muscle No Telephony!
You Won a Tank!!!
Rusted Out Toilet Bowl
Corroded Bathtub
Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mary Had a Little Whore
Broken Battery
Burst Toilet
Do Not Spit in the Urinators
King David Bites!!!
Blanket Uranation {note sp.}
Stem Cell Osterisation
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!!
Access Granted
Access Granted
Access Granted
Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables
12:34:56 7-8-90
Addicted to GSN & ESPN!
Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree
Pathetic Clown
Bakery Guts
How to Disembowel a Penis
Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!}
Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men
Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional}
Floor Lamp Infection
Mood Watch
Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys
Kitchen Shower
Radiance of the Seven Urinators
Table Lamp Fungus
Periodic Table of the Nerds
Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider!
Doorbell Deodouriser
Mouthdouche
Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher!
Fungal Scrotum
Bowling Ball Infection
And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out
Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling}
Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike
The Busted Washing Machines
Stove on Strike
Peeing in the Pool
Milking Refrigerators
Tripping Over Microphone Cords
Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator
Toidy
Floor Flushers
Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional}
Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
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Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome
Oven Mulch
Dutch Elm Disorder
Banana Peelings
Miraculous Small Intestine
Monkey's Milk
Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down
The Coffee Table's Flooded!
Rotting Tomato Plants
The Wall Doilies
Insulator Sweat
Mouldy Birthday
Sour Sweet Cream Butter
Dumpster Breath
Biclops the Hunter
Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician
Deaf Leopard
Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back!
Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof
Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like FaggotS!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Dogs
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks
Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection
I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toilet
Who Framed Roger Dodger?
Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car?
Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot!
Broken Bicycle Spokes
Spooky Sounds Urinator
Clumped Cat Pee Dance
Hairdryer Enema
Car Insurance Thieves
Paintball Gun Ecstacy
Sickly Sweetheart
Boyz to Boyz
Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz
Radiofinger
College Desk Lamp of H8
Spreading the Enuresis
Mouldy Spoons
The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited
Eliza Douchekoo
Control Spires of Disregard
Park Bench Pigeon Poop
Stepping on Wrenches
Lake of Poo
Magmatic Cool-Aide
Purple Jellÿ
The Douche Crew
Arsie LaVargis
Volcanic Steak
Whizzing in the Sink
Motorcycle Urine
Giving Him the Clap
Used Toilet Oil
Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment
You've Got Enemas!!!
Die Easy The Used Douche
Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale
Sticking Our Heads through Bars
Flashing Pet Dark
Broken Pool Cue Hoopla
Get the 17 Ball!!!
Prince Fairy Stick
Giving the Dog a Bidet
Don't Tep on the Titty Tat!
Drug Dogs
Crime Dog
We Haven't Come for You All
Cat Water Bowl Enuresis
Rock Dogs
Lazy like a Log
The Pack is Not Back
Camel Water
Gamegirl Advanced
Pool Ball Madness
Pinball Nerds
Ping Pong Puckernuts
Tennis Shoe Sissies
Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down
Patio Micturition
Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes
Love Mail Douche
Piano Burglars
Cello Keys
Accordion Strings
Bongo Tuning Pegs
Bubble Gun Smasher
Lighting Candy Siggerets {sp. intentional}
Uranated Closets
DED = Dark-Emitting Diode
The Enigmatic Enemabags
The Diaper Pail is My Urinator!
Automatic Dishwasher Douche
Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket
The Doorbell Sluts
Sweating on a Fan
Lawnmower Baseball Bats
Pickled Hamsters
Lava Tube Loogies
Periodic Table of the Geeks
Larval Volcanoes
Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate
Hedgehog Chrysalis
Professor Pester & the Ruffians
The Telephones are Crying
Bowling for Juneau
Doggy Dog
Irradiated Goldfish
The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear
Philodendron Micturition
Joy" to© the© World®
Pirate Shipwreck
The Woman Trap
Melted Popcycle Stick
Motherf**ker Goose
Land Line Ringtones
Smoking Pots in the Kitchen
Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit
The Cat is Drowning in the Toilet Again!
Fried Rat Tails
The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots
Dipsty Dumpster Lactation
Antilock Brake Pulsation
Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar
Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies
Transmission Feces
Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot!
Boy or Boy?
Maury Povich and the Drag Queens
Ugly in Magenta
Eye of the Sperm Whale
Urethra of Destruction
It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is?
One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
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Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots
Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos
EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toilet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "Я" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?
Wheelchair Error
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica
Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Jinx is a Fish
Queer the Test Tube
Eighty Lifelines Left
FalseBrown Landcare
Calling Hubby to the Rug!
Moving in Monaural
Greyhound Bus Tub
Tipping is Not a City in China
The Bagless Garbage Bags
Urinous Pee
Fecal Poop
The Unibomber's a Lezzy
Penis Up Your Ears!
Belly Button Night Light
Air & Water Deodouriser
The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit
Houserat Ambush
AT&T = Ambush Toilet & Toilet
♫They Say Two Thousand Zero Seven Party Over {oops!} Pick up Sticks...And Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's 2006♫
Bidet Cheese
Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere!
Kitty Cat Oblivion
?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288
999,999 Grün Balloons
The Vesicare Pissing Robots
?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152
Acid Reflux Stabiliser
Drinking Di-Hydrogen Oxide
Requiem for a Studmuffin
Chainsaw Pussy
Used Chocolate Milk
Kitten Water
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PussyWhipped Cream
PWPOSMF Tomato
Shooting Pigeons
Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off
Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill
Air Rat Poop Hoopla
Irradiated Mouses
Camel Crapola
The Broom is Dead
Vacuum Urine
Banister Sweat
Urine Tylenol
Toilet Micturition
Fusion Nightlight
The English Bee
Publik Enema
Groom of Chaotica
The Mop isn't Wet
Gigantic Light Sensor
The Other Driver *CAN* See You
Flipping Off the Cops
Tempest® in a Toilet®
Swiffer Propaniacs
Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo?
Lane Anita Bryant
Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear
Corroded Rollator
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He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering
Even Higher than 70
Drake the Damp Earthworm
Baby Sweat
Adult Plastic Toilets
This Frog Smells Funny
Ghost Poop
Uranated Pepsy
Puppy Saliva
Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar!
It's Kumkastik
Coward Urine
Formula 449,500
Uronium SWAT Team
The Punishment Zone
The Merferator Enforcers
Military Cannoñata
Rat Crap Barf
Warm Horse Brander
Dog Milk
Canary Spittle
Steel Wool Lantern
Paper Stove
What's Wrong with My Peepee?
As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
Microwaveable Water
Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses
Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again!
"OPEN" Sign Micturition
ToilaFlex Turd Burglars
Heat the Engines
What's Wrong with the Couch?
Beavis & Butt-Head are Real!
Feel the Chocolate
Billy Mays Acts like a Choad
Pustule Cops
Flattened Enemabags
Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pus-Encrustulated Faces
Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction
We Love Eight-Tracks
Vinyl is Mute
Southern Fried Stem Bolts
Batteries in the Toilet
The Mouldy Purpose Room
It's Time to Play the Garbage Can
Urinator Sweat
Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing!
Happy Country Camel
Bogus Pissons
Uterine Litter
Shotgun Toilet Tissue
Intestinal Yeast Infection
I Can't Poo!!!
That Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model"
Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89!
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
All for One
One for All
The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band
What's so Great About the AARP Card?
Stark Raven Mad!
The Condom Band
Eye Vomit
Uranated Mouse
Plutonium Cow
Radium Rat
Technicium Turtle
The Irradiated Guppies
Radioactive Spider
The Slayer Slayers
Stepping in Wolf Shit
The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears
Don't Kick Over the Toilet Bowl!
The Kicking Milkmen
Excedrin Faeces
Milkwoman
Oedipus Rex
Backward "X"
"Siggerets" in the Garbage Disposal {sp. intentional}
Commode 64 Computers {note sp.}
Party Hardly
Cannoñata of Beer
Mercurian Overlords
Voiding the Chimney
A Toke or Three
The Cereal Killers
Telephones in Bras
Magnetic it Pulls So Hard
Sparking Up a (Cat Water) Bowl
Dragon Slash!
Pyrosphere!
Pyro Blaster!
Gene Rayburn is *NOT* Bad to the Bone
The Squeaky Light Bulbs
The Atomic Punks
Ogi Ogas Looks like a Homo
Whirlybird Defecation
Pigeon PeePoo
Urinated Commercials
Live Soft the Hunted
Switch 31,054,500
Petrified Puckernuts
Uranated Moose
Metal Health
Naked Drag Queens
Guitar Thrashers
Over the Gun
Public Enema #1
The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes"
Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories
I'm Off the Shallow End, Throw Me some Lead!
Eating Cardinal Shit
Drumstick Assassins
Mop Handle Doucheholes
Dillhole Pickles
Enemabag Sweat
Douchebag Lacrimation
Tumbledickweed
Camel on a Hot Plasma Roof
shoeflywithani.com
Their Tag Line: "If You Sprinkle while You Tinkle, Please be Neat & Wipe the Seat"
Our Tag Line: "If You Miss while You Piss, Please be Cool & Wipe the Stool"
We Have a Flap in the Bottom
Little Squeaky Mouses
Uranium Urine
PHUQ and the SKRU2s
Expelling Feces
Accidental Recharge
Lamppost Rats
Immerse Yourself in Urine
Plutonium Poo
Cat Scratch Elevated Body Temperature
The Pac Maniacs
This Box is Really Shittily Designed
Cleanax Cottonelle Puppy Semen
Eggland's Worst Chicken Embroyos
Eddie's Not Home Today
Reniassance Man
Clam Enema
Smelly Chainsaw Discharge
Douche Liquid Under the Car
Pee Tomato
Fecal Cauliflower
Solid Plumr
Chemical Drain Clogger
Plumber's Harmer
Pee your Pants
"Tephone" Cheese {note sp.}
Prince Flatulence
Those Blue Things on the Wall Aren't Defecators!
Kik Uh Phuking Wal-Mowntid Porselen Urenater Oph thuh Wal! {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Broken Telegraph Wire
Bowling for Urochrome
Octopus in a Cold, Damp Cellar
Dryer Micturition
The Family Food
Small Beehive Hair
Toilet Soup
Flush the Bathtub!
Honey, there's Poo in the Faucet!
What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?!?
Aquapod SUX!!!
"All" Large & Weak
Grab a Cue and Play Some Pocket Pool
Cellular Phoney
Radiometers of Fury
Quit Talking and Start Chalking!
The Jogging Assclowns
Buttmonkey Enema
Used Stoves
Chainsaw Lavage
Hydrofluoric Acid Mouthdouche
The Pussywhipped Accordions
Leaking Desk Lamp Bulb
Marinated Squirrels
Squeaky Feral Cats
COPD of the Penis
Crestor = Dick Medication?
Coprophilia
Pocket Swimming Pool
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Zested Squirrels
Orange Peel Vomit
Do Not Feed the Rat
Sewer Camels
Mouse Urine in the Marinator
The Commodore 64 has 64 Sprites...NOT!!!
American Idle
Chemical-Free Champagne
Unlimited Time Offer
Phallic Grafitti
The Toylet Bowl
KFC Extra Extra EXTRA Krispy
Insecure Horizon
"Cheer" Small & Whimpy
Regis Philbin is a Dillhole
Got Cow Piss?
Lap Band Slippage
Ask Your Doctor if Penilaberry is Right for You
Nature Maid Monovitamins
DisposAll Sweat
Dog Food Lactation
Spandex Dixie Cups
Dressed like a Douche
Reptile Dysfunction
Fleas in the Cat Water Bowl
Give that Orphan a Popcycle
Beelzemon is Good
Dingleberry Stew
What's That? A Urine Laser?
Wrapped Up like a Doozer
The Igottasaurasses
Aunt Flo is a-Knockin'...And Boy is She Pissed!
Barbie's on the Rag Again
Chromodynamic Insemination 
 
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Ringer's Lactate for the Amish
Neodyne Pustules
Authorisation for Nonrelease
Inna Godda Da Vida Douchebag!
What's Wrong with Our Kootches?
Plasma Torch H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pain in the Toilet Muscle
Masturbation Defecation
Snake in the Ass
Dressed to Commit Homocide {sp. intentional}
Call From U.S. Bitch!
Fan Blade Enema
Sign Here for No Cash Back
Cephalic Lavage
Rat Barf
This Pencil Smells like Cat Pee
Bic Stic it Up Your Ass
Toliaflex Candiosity
Bunghole Drains
The Butthole Net Surfers
Faggot Lacrimation
Give Me those Ears!
Stable Unstable Wormholio
Used Douche Hooplah
Pukey Garbage Can
Urinous Fan Blades
Foard Mavrik uv Dume {all words intentionally misspelled}
Relieved of Doody
700 Megajoules of Technobabble
Inna Da Godda Piss Ant!
Autogyro Feces
The Crapweasels
Sucking Out Juicy Wet Armpits
Yucky Pee!!!
Burned Toast & Milk
Toilet Water Foot Spa
The Flashblasters
The Game with Small Bucks & Whammies is Even Worse than Ever!
Holographic Termites
Folding Bird of Prey
Jared from Subhole is a FAGGET!!!
Don't Force Me to Relieve You of Command Too!
Come the Diodes Lift Your Heads
Eternal Destitution
Chronowerx vs. Microsoft
Uncle Molton's Goliath Beetle Farm
Jared's Mouth Looks like a Pussy
Keekay is a Faggot
Five Trillion have Died on this Mission!
O look at the puppy!!! Isn't he cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
Not an Unpaid Testimonial
♫One More Day till Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!♫
Pantywaste
Who Busted the Magic Toaster?
Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinopterous
Holy Toilet Water
Cuisinart Enema
Bundle Me Up!
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo!!!
After 3 Milliseconds they Jack the Rate Up on You
Hello, Locker
Hello, Lunchmeat
Hello, Faggot
The Grass is Radioactive
"Vacume" "Urenater"
Lower than the Three!
Uranium Glass Testicles
Electrodynamic Hosebags
Light Bulb of Destruction
The Grass is Browner on the Other Side
Tunguska Never Happened!
Alien Jism
Plastic Glass
Termite PeePoo
Uranated Flashlight Bulbs
Cracked Walking Stick
The Magic School Bus is a Heap of Twisted Metal
Silver Shamrock Novelty Co.
Freezing Oven
Microwaveable Kitties
Malfunctioning Steering Wheel
Toxic Faucet
♫Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!♫
The Unflushed Toilet Bowls
I Lost on Jeopardy!
The Uranated Bathtubs
Pink Elepant Car Wash
2,458,770 Films to Live For
The Regurgitated Douches
Star Trek Watchtower
That's Not the Question!
Ultraviolet Farts
Vomited Enemas
Crushed Plastic Garbage Can
Used Cigerette Stubs
Vaccume - Masters of Enemabag Metal
Wheel of Destitution
Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Work. Cry. Shrink.
Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Boiling Hot Urine
Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns
Spooky Flashlight
Small Town of 1,053,000
Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!!
Liquid Helium II
Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz
The Micturition Stoves
Stomping on Beer Bottles
Coffee Cup Psoriasis
Weenus
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Inseminator
Ballpoint Penis
Q the Ordinary
Flameless Candle
Whitelight Cat Pee Detector
Uranated Bulls
Warp Core Breach in Progress!!!
Fleming Valve Nads
Rotating Clock of Doom
Witches Tasty Broo
Positron Poo
Antiprotons from Heaven
Antineutrinos from Purgatory
Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Antitachyons from...Somewhere
The New Ball & Chain
Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations!
Tripod with Five Legs
Alyme!!! Alyme!!!
Pray for the Clouds
Caught in a Mosharmpit
Disenchanted Firebugs
We Put the Fun back in Funeral
We Put the Die back in Diode
We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional
Firebug Majick
Opaque LED Day Lights
There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze!
Murder for Rent
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs!
Cockroaches in the Urinator
Your Home: Superfund Site
Homo Alone
Commiting 1st Degree Murder on Two Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample
Gasoline in the Toilet
Diet is Die with a "T"
Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toilet
Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah
Grasser Hopper
160.57 Decibel Cricket
UVA Infrared Bulb
Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Urinous Amber
Resinous Vomit
Rabbit Fecal Pellets
Gooseneck Shiites
Miracle Dick
How Bad is Our Urine?
Sweat Glands Suck!
Pee Trap Micturition
Nursery Cryme
TV Defecation
A Rat Stole My Shoes
My Socks have Holes
Urine Fever
Using Beer Bottles as Defecators
Pattern Buffer Disaster
Pitons of Destruction
Screwdriver of Chocolate
Watch your Braining!
Overflowing Sock Drawer
Soul Inhibitor
Quantum Phase Homosexuality
Ponn Farr Flatulence
The Ritual Wristwatches
That Incessant Psychobabble
Tinkle Tantrum
3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector
Instinctual Micturition
Poisonous Blanket
Redlight Dog Piss Detector
Requiem for A47
866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light!
Potty Vegetable
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The Potty Factory
Leggo Eiffel Tower Toppler
Spin the Octogon!
Toxic Furnace
Is it Erin or Aaron?
Hockey Ball
The Sink is Clogged!
Mouldy Bathtub
The Beer is Squirrely!
A Keg does Not have a Bunghole
Waterford Plastic
The Peetoons
Air Rats
Ground Whales
Concentrated Moose Spittle
Swiming with a Bisquit
Whack the King!
Sandtoilet Paper
Let Me Axe You a Question
Your Neutrinos are Drifting
Piss Blanket
Lincoln Log Extinction
Leggo Exterminator
Tinkertoy Trash
Etch-A-Sketch Extraction
Dental Rabies
Poisonous Rollator
UVA IR LED
Lensatic Nonadjustable Bed
Plastic Cat Toilet
P&V (Urine and Acetic Acid)
My Lederhosen are Toxic
Liquid Cobalt
Frying Brains in a Skillet
Ding! Dong! The Urinal's Dead!
Dimes in Your Gloves
The March of Nickels
Cantaloupes of Wrath
Jackass-O-Lantern
Hilloween
Backward "W"
Compound Em
Not UL Listed
Zoloft Enema
Prozac Douche
Prilosec OTC Columbarium
Wooden Door Micturition
Run, Elephant Run!
Ding! Dong! The Witch is Alive!
Monaural Sound in Stereo
Moving In Binarual
Stereo Cat Turds
Max Gimme HEADroom
Mmmmm, This Boob Meat is Yummy!
Owe the IRS? You're Screwed!!!
The Chick Shiek
Re Tire Mint
Tammy from The Magic Toaster Game is a Lezzy!
Dead Christmas Tree Vacuum
Drop and Give Me 2,458,770!!!
The Wish Foundation is for Fatsos! (***NOT*** to be confused with the "Make a Wish Foundation"!!!)
Somebody's Knocking the Doorbell
The Envelopes are Micturating
Sapphire Slippers
Citrus Burns
Rhymes with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Sniffing at Busted Bulbs
Rechargeable Fleet Enemas
Quantum Fashions for Single Mastectomies
Administering Corporal Punishment to a Primate (spanking the monkey)
Faggot Blue Whale
Incendiary Perspiration
Grapefruit Orgasm
The Extension Cords are Squeaky
Gay Light Sockets
Lesbian RJ44 Telephone Receptacles
Bisexual Electrical  Connection
Perspiring Writer
Infant Bug Collector
Armpit Pustules {ewwww ick!!!}
Unicycle with Three Wheels
Exterminator Breath
Urinal Micturition
TV Guideposts
Circus Circus Circus Circus
Those Blue Things on the Wall are Peeing
The Sleep Hard Loan
Muddy Sweat Puddles in the Street
Fatal Alka Seltzer Plus
Cuisinart Infection
Rubbing our Asses on the Rug
Author Author, You Bastard!!!
Runny Waffles
Ham Sandwich Mucous
What's That Noise?!?
1,053,500 Day 1,053, 499 Night Vacation
Getting Quotes 31,054,500 at a Time
Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
Pop Can Ulcer
Pinano Pissano Peeano Piano
Flammable Alkaline Metal
Class "D" Fire Starter
Urinous Carrot
Ronko Dino Slicer
The Barney Urinator Screen
Enzyme Stew
1.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
2.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
3.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
Grits are Wierd
"X"Marks Your Nose
Tennis, Antibody
Piss Stains on the Urinator
Holosystolic Mumble
Smoke Gets in Your Ears
Hello...I'm Fred Necrosis
Behind Clothes Drawers
Micturition Pineapple
Urine Glass Marbles
Lesbian Sweat
PEE ON, PEE WATERBUG
You Gotta Work on Your Put-Down Technique
Off the Ropes
Blu-ray Laser Diode Enuresis
The Autourination Spuds
Potty Animals
Tampax Motherfucker of Pearl
FreedHem Zit Medication
Proactiv Hemmorhoid Medication
Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Soda Pop
Summer's Eve brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Candy Bar
Fecal Raspberries
Fresnel Lens Butter
Radioactive Glowing Rocks in My Sock Drawer
Drag Queen Latifa
My Unfave Five
Lava Lamp Poo
Anal Grapes of Wrath
TriLight MCMLXXX
Tempest® in a Urinator
Carbonated Hamsters
Brain Stem Transplant Failure
Cinderella Mopping the Floor
Worth as Much as a Leaking Bag of Garbage
Drinking Mouldy Cool-Aid
Uranated Stegasaurus
Epinephirine Junkies
Water Addicts
"C" Movie
Dinosaur Princess
Viva Eñemabags
Fruit Loops for Homos
Urochrome for Lezzies
Hudson Tells Nothing!
Toilet Cat
Venting Your Bladder
Celery Flatulence
Brownish-Black Sinks
Backwater Enema
Frogs in the Sewer
Womanhole Cover
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Paramedic Brutality
Some Squeaky Creature
Sonic Y
Dr. Eggman is Cool
Side Effects may include Bunghole-Emptying Laughter
Spiderwoman
Batman's Partner is a Faggot!!!
Chaos Control is Fantastic!
Turn the Volume Up to 47!!!
The Chaos Ruby
The Dangerous Typewriter
Mythconfirmers
Bulletproof Popcycle
Quarter Power to the Life Ray!
Deep Space Forty Seven
Disposable Rechargeable Batteries
Evaporated Enema Solids
Budweiser is Piss Water
Dress the Deceased
Steve Roll
Heinekin is Whimpy
Taking Your Life into Your Own Hands
Hot Water Cooler
The Streetlights are Peeing
You *CAN* Unflush a Toilet
You Can Tuna Fish but You Can't Tuna Pinano
Fresnel Lens Cumbags
Empty the Dirtbag...Not the One in the Vacuum!
Ogi Ogas Wins Grand Slam!!!
Pair a Dime Shift
Beware I Live!!!
The Charmin TP Bears use Newspaper
Undump Your Unfeather Unduster!
The Toilet's On Fire
Eeeekkk!!! A giraffe!!!
Take Valtrex Even if You Don't have Genital Herpes
HeadOn...Apply Direc{gunshot!!!}
Lose Bragging Wrongs
Busted Chainsaw Bastages
Skate Punks
Sodium Vapour Lamp Micturition
Epsilon Queers
The Sour Milkmen
Bleeding from Your Ears
Wake up Dead in a Plywood Bed Six Feet from the Rest of Your Life
Gimme some Goopenthol!
Death from Massenguillotine
Oblivion
Faggot Piss
Kitty Cat Ambush
Eardrum Sweat
Bowler's Piss
Ding, Dong, Ditch {also a prank that some Trick-Or-Treaters do on Halloween}
Radiometer of Rath
Source One Sux!!!
Housewife Doormat
The Relaxed Ombushers {sp. intentional}
Deadly Keyboard Venom
Neuroleptic Shock Therapists
Electric Ice Cube Warmer
Bloody Tampaxes in the Wastepaperbasket
Housecat Assassin
Fireplug Micturition
Freezing Furnace
Bad Rat!!! Shame!!!
Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber
Where's Month #13 on this Calendar?
Plunging a Toilet
Pie Alfa Knew
Fag Bracelet
♫To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In!♫ {sung to the tune of "Lowrider"}
Tuberculosis of the Gonads
STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!!
Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover
Rosarem Keeps You Awake
Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner
This Electrolux Really Sux!
Poisonous Insulators
STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toilet Unflushed!!!
Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!}
Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn
Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator
You Might be a Faggot If...
Dominator
Pogo Josephine
Master of the Refrigerators
Rat Turds in the Marinator
Tennis Ball Testicles
Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum
There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle
Rinky Dinky!
Tungsten Carbide Puppies
Toilet Hanpenis (John Hancock)
Drinking Glass Micturition
Fused Carbon Kittens
Lava Dark
iDark Speakers
Say Hello to My Little Enemy!
Control Spires of Love
Monument of H8RED
Leaving the Sink Unflushed
I said the Enema, Not the Enema!
Milkshake of Destitution
The Hostest with the Mostest
Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour
Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself
Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You!
Famlie Fyood
Regis in the Electric Chair
Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun?
Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags
Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!!
Alarm Clock Feces
Dragonfly Micturition
Pill Bottle Sweat
Flashlight Spam
Your Dreams Don't Miss You!
Just go through that Zanax Detector
{telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Eternal Darnation
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket
Cockroaches in the Sink
Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional}
Cinerary Urns
The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms
Wet Columbarium
Cable TV is Tyrannical
Fragile Banister
The Old Used-Up Douches
There's Something about Insemination
Radiator Flatulence
Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional}
Freezer Log
Chimney Ice Cubes
Mood Ring of Intoxication
Tyrant of the Airwaves
Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path
Shaver of Loneliness
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Wiped Out!
Coalescent Enema
Constable Odo is a Faggot
Who the F is Siddig El Fadil?
It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is?
Fat Dog
Squishee Farts
Wake Up Screaming
The TVA Light Bulb Destructor
Urinous Marigolds
Pissed (angry) Pajamas
The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza)
Vacuum Cleaner Destructors
Green Laser Pointer of Death
Kinky Sons of Bitches
The Nonhirsute Monkeys
Spanking the Stove
Get Down on Your Waist!!!
Making Ice Cubes in the Oven
What Happened to the Chandelier?
Flap on the Bottom like PJs
I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes
Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears
Think Hard so You don't Strain Something!
The Pissed-In Urinators
War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
"Phavourite" "Dotter"  {sp. intentional}
Transistor Destructor
Nonphat Refrigerator 
 
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Garbage Water
Uronium in the Mattress
Pail Ryder
Diamonds are *NOT* Forever
Scotchguard my Heart
Let's go get Hammered at the Bar!
A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Committing Uricide
The Toilaflexors
Some Bogus Pisson
Urinal Defecation
Astral Eddy Micturition
WHDFXUP with Bidets
Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up!
Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer
Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!!
Distant Origin
Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares!
Fire Down the Tractor Beam
Uricision of Love
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower
Carpet Roaches
Getting Stoned on Parsnips
The Rat is Incontinent
Flying into a Neutron Star
The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend
Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers
Vacuum Anus
Making a Deal with the Devil
Chronowerx uses Old ICs
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide!
That 10's Show
Poopy Poopy Diapers!!!
Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toilet!
Frozen Used Douches
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Floor Lamp Mess
Bunghole Paper Toilets
Worst...Enema...EVER!!!
Molten Popcycle
Chainsaw ATV
1.47 Gram Test Kite String
Who Busted out of Prison?
Bungsnoidial Donkey
Wild West Jailbreak
Lockpick of Death
Zamboni Emesis
Rechargeable Light Globes
Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!!
Strokeman Strokeman!
Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol
Motorcycle Porkbellies
BK Precision Candle
Smashing Toilets with Ball Peen Hammers
Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On
Air Powered Kicker
Superhuman Dishwasher
Flashing Cursor of Destitution
Shooting the Dummy's Skull
Just Fucking Rediculous!!!
McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog
Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae
Throwing BBs at Mosquitos
Silence of the Silverfish
Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly
The Screamapillars
Phoney McRing
Ajax Facial Cleanser
Take These Chains Off
Peeing in a Coffee Filter
Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp
Smells like Geriatric Urine
Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars
Taking Chemicals on the Promenade
Class VII Plasma Storm
Garutie Death Lite
Micturition of Faggots
Emesis of Lezzies
Lacrimation of Bisexualz
Camera Insemination
Radio Lactation
RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome)
Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is
Dawn...and Grease is Broken
Taking the Music Back
Chainsaw Lactation
Urinous Coffee
Sour Sugar
Storage Shed Sweat
Dickwhipped Cream
Soggy Molten Pizza
Eating Out of the Garbage Can
Chickens Peck at their Eggs
You Wear High Tops on you Ears
Alligator Pee
Dead Whales in the Highway
Tincture of Valtrex
Santa Flush
Being a Big Douche
Being a Medium Colostomy Bag
Being a Small Enema
Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum
What's That Crunchy Sound?!?
Urineproof Barrier
Hello Ooze
Goodbye Sea-Bond
Busted Dentures
Coffeepot Micturition
The Old Testicle & Rope
Squeaky Mouses
Shitting in the Coffeepot!
The Adrenal Glands Suck
Do Naa Light tha Candle!!!
What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toilet?
Did I Hear You Incorrectly?
Free Urine Test
Spittle in a Dixie Cup
Dog Pee Catharsis
Windproof Flashlight
Chowing Down on Sea Urchins
Spiny Lobefish on the Menu
Shooting Starfish
Tower of Greediness
"C" is Never a Consonant
Snapping Off Spark Plugs
Growing Effeminate Facial Hair
Thin Girls have Cellulite
Grey Hair Toiletries
Cupboard Defecation
The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It!
Who Busted the Coffeepot?
Some Psycho Stole My Underwear
RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome)
Vanilla Cleanax
They're Not Buzzers!!!
What's Wrong with the Doorknob?
EEEEK!!! A Camel!!!
Hiding from the IRS
Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor
Sneaking Out of the Bar
Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!!
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Data is Not an Android
Data is Not a Robot
Stealing Booze
Moose on the Expressway
Carpet Urination
The Klash Zone
Screen Door Venom
Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!!
Trident Gum gives You Rabies
All I Want for Christmas is Depends!
Pissing on the Third Rail
Legpit Puddles
Foul Penile Odour
Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck
Cardiac Erection
Butterfly Micturition
Moth Emesis
Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes
Deadbolt Feces
Amperstand {sp. intentional}
Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional}
RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome)
RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome)
RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome)
RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome)
Vacuum Brain
Think with Your Dick
Nocturnal Wood
Babie Phat
Asshole Candy
Scotopic Touch
Viva Enemañata
Stahr Campain
Maid of Dishonour
Cool Whip Enema
Chewing on Christmas Lights
Light Bulb in the Turkey
Baby Tornado Micturition
Giraffe Vaginas
Pussywhipped Cough Syrup
Heavy Metal Tallahassee
Pee Root Vegetable
Black-Nosed Pees
Pissing on a Carpet Nail
Seattle
Lacrimation of Radios
Testicles Smashed with Rebar
Give that Amish a Piñata
Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags
Kitten Boner
Cephalic Alkalosis
Foul Stomach Contents
Our Urine is Purple
Airplane Dentition
MedaKair Part F
Cub Poop
Black Screen TV
Toilet Lactation
Facial Enuresis
Sad Cleanax
Dickwhipped Tylenol
The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say}
Puffs Minus
Duresel: The Silver Top Battery
Tornado Hunters are Faggots
The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual!
Puppy Dog Insemination
Supercell Enuresis
The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Vicious Birthday
Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional}
The Crapweasels
Venomous Carpet
Bear Hibernation Enuresis
Tin Can Prison
The Price is Wrong
Envenomated by a Tiger
This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat!
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!
The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toilet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back
The Corrigans
Furniture Meltdown
Stargate SG-047
Stuffed Crust Couches
Chair Potato
Downie Fabrik Hardener
If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself!
Credebit Card
Potty Yam
Cuisinart Hoars
Santa down the Furnace Chimney
Malomyotismon is Super!!!
Togemon's a Lezzy
Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer
Cheeze Fud {sp. intentional}
Old Beer in the Wall
Another Bottle down the Hall
Spaghetti and Flatulence
Paper or Paper?
♫All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall!♫
Blood Plasma Laser
Gooey Bricks
Superglue Wicket
Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot!
He Keeps Hanging Down
Bleeding Bleeding Hearts
That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks
Barefoot in Busted Glass
It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher!
Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange
Evil Catterpods
Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!!
Butterflies are Wierd
The Magic Toaster is rather Queer
The Owl is Unwise
Grift of the Maggie
Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi
Plush Tadpoles
Uranated Cauliflower
Teapot of Destitution
Threadbare Automobile
Every Ciss Ends with Cay
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992}
Urinous Showerhead
Roll-AIDS
Spider in your Soup
You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!!
♫Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy  Whippppp!!!♫
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Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug!
Spider Under the Table
There Was Pee in My Coffee!
Carbonated Gerbils
Oxygenated Plutonium
Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar?
Super Salt Bear
Oven of Destitution
Bathtub Spigot Micturition
I Figured Out Blue Clues!!!
Venomous Rental Wheelchair
Fridge Bottom Stuphing
Cupboard Flatulence
Partial Eclipse of the Dryer
Poisonous Light Bulbs
Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best
Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag
Spilling Beans
My Lil' Forgetter
Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae)
Tarantula Defecation
Radiance of the Testicles
Annular Eclipse of the Ass
Why, Motherf**ker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toilet?!?
RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped
Black Widows are Spectacular
Med-4-Graveside
Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional}
Home-4-Med
Money in the Garbage
Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags
Drinking from the Port-O-Let
Busted Scooters
Burning Electrical Odour
Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket
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Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze
Milk in the Gasoline
Urine Parsnip
Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches
Eu de Armpit {pee you!!!}
Eu de Toilette {Eu de WHAT?!?}
Cockroach Poop in the Eggs
Used Ketchup in the Lawn
That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay!
Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!!
I've been Sitting on the Toilet!
Poopoo in the Urinators
That Sink is Queer!
Washing Machine Flatulence
Busted Pencil
Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument
The YuleHightides
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Shower Beasts of Burden
Pepsi Boogers
Coca-Cola Snot
The Nanites are all Squeaky
JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! 
Buckeyballs of Destruction
Sleeping in the Same Bed
Oscilloscope of H8RED
Screaming Pee!
Boner of Contention
Work it In
Who the Baby Daddy?
He's a Couchwetter!
Nowadays, You Gotta have Toilet Paper
The Dining Table's Burning
The Chairs are Soaked with Pee
Fizzy Scorpions
Douchy Tarantulas
Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge?
Diarhhea of the Faucet
Fireplace Lacrimation
Who's the Fat Chick?
Pussyface!
Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes
Camel Urine Enema
Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing!
Waiter, My Soup is Dry
Dillhole!
Bungnocker
Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar!
Buttknocker
Dickweed
Fartknocker
Blue Whale Snot
The Onions are Crying
Concentrated Camel Saddles
Beowolf is Gosh
Sailboat Insemination
Denaturating the Kitty Cat
We Be Toys
The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy
The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!!
Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy
Octopussy is a LEZZY!!!
Nonphat Stove
I Gotta Drop a Stool
In Need of Psychotectic Treatments
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration
Who Let the Rat Out?
Fried Munchies
Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates
Drop a What?
Pinch a Loaf?!?
Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!!
O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!!
Stop and Change Light Bulbs
Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!
Romulans are Wussies
Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit
Commodore Computers are #1
Let's Play Chickensplat!
Marinator Micturition
Ambush of the Kitty Cats
31,054,500 Smoke
Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toilet!!!
Rat in the Meatloaf
Business Card Paper Cut
The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck!
Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo
Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!!
Pencil with Wings
Flying Books
Newspaper Feces
Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully!
Bitten by an Armpit Viper
Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC
Ladybugs are Brie
TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE
The Nerds are Flammable
Whipped-Ass Niacin
If I Get Sick the Toilet is Near!
{Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One"
It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray
Anubis is a Butthole!!!
Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :(
Peeing in the Punchbowl
The Theraflu Ghost
There's a Worse Bulb
Piñator is Brie
Going Bye-Bye in the Car
360° Knife
Lock the Cash Box
Hey, Assmunch!!!
Clorel Sounds like Bleach
Stop the Catbox
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Hot Gazpacho
The Spittle has Crystallised
Jaywalking for Jesus
Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours
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Shut that Car Alarm Up
As the Earth Behind You Reeks
Cum Kleen
B.O.Douriser
Bad Dog!!!
A****e C****a Bites!!!
I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me
(and used this pronounciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA}
First Avenue Self Service Center
Rat Pellet Extacy
Wilted Asparagus Spears
We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!!
Partying in Bumf**k Egypt
"Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional}
Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant
Sysop of Heaven
Igneous Micturition
Metamorphic Urination
Sedimentary Potty
Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal
Coyotes Howling at the Sun
Drinking from a Urinator
Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema
Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche
Barking at the Doorknob
The Statue of Slavery
Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That?
Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine
♫Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!!♫
Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine?
O no, the Cupboard is Flooded!
Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick
Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth
Penny Sysops
Uncut a Tomato
Unflush a Toilet
Unshatter a Window
Unstrike a Match
Syrup of Puke
It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts
Chocolate-Covered Sysops
Buying a Fast-Cooker
Skid Marks on the Urinator
Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.}
Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets
Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors
EAROMulans
If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down!
THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE
Be Sure to Clean Under the Toilet
The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub
Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Losing Weight on Your Waste
Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog
Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans
Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah
Stealing Office Supplies
The Stapler is Bleeding
Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug
Poisonous Typewriter
Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!!
Vemomous Spud Valves
Peeing the Bed for Allah
I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!!
Who's Funeral is it Anyway?
Reception Hall for Syringes
Candiosity!
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Make Me Laugh
Fired from the Cannoñata
Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<--
Beer is Pisswater
Mike Ockhurts So Good!
Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3
Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key
Stinking Drunk with Power
Radio Controlled Farting Washer
Spreading the Disease
The Light Bulbs are Crying 
 
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Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
Bathing in Warm Camel Potty
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Crickets are Stinking
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} ♫Oops, I Fucked Up Again!♫
Heaven's Devils
Super Glue in the Toilet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toilets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toilet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys
No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?
Rosetta Stoner!
Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
Violating Whole Grain
Optical Intercourse
Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
Viola Solo!
Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toilets
POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!!
Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
Apple Flavoured Broccoli
Fire Fruitarts
Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
My Watermelon is Squeaky
♫Impossibilities!!!♫
Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
Edison was a Fraud!
Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?
The Booger Eaters
Pissing in a Teapot
Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
Any Place but Here
{computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
Boner of Contention
?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534
READY.

Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toilet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm     {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toilet dinosaur from PBS}
♫Smoking in the Girl's Room!♫
Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
Failing to Water the Tree
The Always-Ending Story
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
♫I'm Full like the Wolf♫
Piss Christmas
Shitty New Year's Eve
Resume Your Disorder
Aqua de Pee
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toilet
We'll Make a Few Tweaks
Nasty Chainsaw Accident
Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
Internal Blue Alert
Contributing to the Garbage Can
Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
That Cow is a Lezzy!
Milk in the Urinators
Alien vs. Predatory Bird
Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
Skunky Gatoraide
Twist-Offs Let In More Neon 
 
?SYNTAX  ERROR IN THE TOILET
READY.


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