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It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener
Hudson Horstachio is a Piddle Wingless Hymenoptera
Kalifornication
Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence
You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star
♫My Little Blue Whale!♫My Little Blue Whale!♫ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle}
That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen
Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional}
{robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis
{robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis
♫Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact♫
Fish Paste!!!
Urine Mailbox
Fecal Oven
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids
Are Mermaids Lezzies?
Reeling In a Sea Turtle
That Toilet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Son of a Diddly!!!
Ehhh Doodlebugs!!!
Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool!
The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug
Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit
Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation
To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer
The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!?
Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free?
Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!!
Taking a Bath...of Evil
Alaskan Bull Worm
Bottom Line
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!
Gimme All Your H8ing!!!
Well, La De Fucking Da!
Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits?
This is Not a Test of the EBS
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Are You Ready Baby Fags?
You Blasted Barnaclehead!!!
Hurthouse 884
The Robot has been Neutralised
Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators
Nightmare Ride
How'd You Get so Crazy?
We're Going to Die Full of Pee
I Seen it on the Tee Vee
No One Would Believe Me
Enuresis Cursor
Dynamite Camel
Hockey Puck Perspiration
Come Right Back with More!
Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur
How It's Destroyed!
♫I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat!♫ {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"}
The Blue Toilet Deodouriser Cakes
Yucky Wet Foot Puddles
Big Macs for Acid Reflux
Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp!
Chinchilla Answering Machine
You're Calling me a Fruit?
The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy
Airplane Lavatory Micturition
It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It!
Backsassing Bed
Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light
Subroutines are Brie
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!!
Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!!
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?}
♫We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine♫ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"}
The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer
Targ Manure!!!
Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk!
Baconator Sounds like Urinator
An Environmental Seal has been Compromised!
Gary, Shame on You!
Ballad of Marshall Douchebag
This Lesson is Terminated
Almost like we Knew what we were Doing!
Range Hood Insemination
Production has Ended
Pothead Scotthead
Urinal Fizz
That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional}
Toilet Pipe Defecator
165 Watt Gas Motor
Talaxian Maturation Compartment
The Krenim are Bungholes!
Who Pissed in the Shampee?
Halogen Drill Bit
What's Wrong with the Vinculum?
Screaming Coffee Stane
The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes!
Steam with Grease Particles
The Shampoo Killer
Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades
 
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Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill
I Hate Sushi!!!
Puking in the Bushes
♫You're an Asshole Yesterday!♫
♫You're an Asshole Tonight!♫
I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!!
The Noo-Noo Economy
♫So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!♫
Nickelodeon KCA 2063
Shockwave Concrete Truck
Giving Away a Crane
Push Me, Pull You!
Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff
18-Wheeler Micturition
Getting a Twerpectomy
Mad Max at Urine Dome
Making a Boom Boom in your Depends
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Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter
Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before!
Suitcase Perspiration
Being Sceptical about Sceptics
Species 5618
Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toilet Muscle!!!
N0rm41 H!ghL0w
Paree, the City of Dark
Disorder in the Court!
Gas Oven Defecation
The Monkey Starship Fund
The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind
Opening the Bicycle Window
The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet
Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song}
Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs
Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs
Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate
This Creature has an Exoskeleton
The Rent is  Through April
Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit}
STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator!
Invisible Guillotine
The Paper Swords
Cut Off my Armpiece
One Must Live Wild
Combine Odours for So Many Years
Now Two is Reduced to One
When Your Clock is Up
Leper Christ
Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
He's a Dillweed!
It's the End of the World as We Know It!
Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug
Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings
Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn
Boiling a Pot of Ketchup
A Toilet Roll in Liquid Neon
I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.}
Electronic Skunk Cookie
I See the IC
Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern
Eat Spatula and Die!!!
Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It
When Worlds Collide
Going Past the Gates of Grethor
Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties
Digi Modify!!!
You Bent my Spatula
That's Totally Unfair!
NINEHOURRRRRRS!!!
Phear the Krabby Patty!
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Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine
Strawberry Lumps
The Perspiration Jump
My Lil' Enemabag
Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional}
Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!! 
 
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Stomping on Dirty Douchebags
They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly
Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Reclamation of Broken Toilets
Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons
Give Me those Soil Reclamators!
Charlie Wilson's Peace
Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
♫O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star♫
♫Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toilet Pipes
Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
Dry Cleaning our Uvulas
Uranium Micturition
Disinfecting our Eyeballs
Molten Pistachio Ice Cream
What's Wrong with my Poo?
Shame On You!!!
♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws ♫
Assume the Fecal Position
What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional}
Yes, we have no cow piss {milk}
The Stinking Gun
Autourination Financial
♫T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!!♫ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle}
Cigerette Lighter Chopper
Battery Poop
Capacitance Destructor
Spring is a Rusty Time!
Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
Stepping in Bug Doody
Leif Ericsson Day
IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}
?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOILET
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It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
Be My Musical Idiot
Practise Makes Imperfect
Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off
Madman at the Wheel
Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
Go To Heli!!!
Bathtub Beer
Loser Boomerang
Flat Bowling Pins
Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
Urinous Confetti
Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a gay person!
♫Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!♫
Toothy TV
Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly
Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights
Ektachrome Defecation
Click on the Megaphone
Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid
Time Captains
Super C-Straps
Super C-Sections
Liking this Chud
www.crockerofshit.wand
Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"}
Neptune's Trousers!
Seeing the Dentatron
That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments
Money Talks, BullShit Walks
Overactive Apocrine Glands
Underactive Eccrine Glands
Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional}
Unflushed Urinator
Unstruck Match
"Fuck" is Not a Toilet Word...NOT!!!
Unfinished Demo
It's a BAD Word!!!
Dingleberry Soup
Shit on a Stick
Shit on a Twirly Stick
Finger Eating Good"
Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were FAGGOTS!!!
The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers}
Ruining your Evening
Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs
Cockroaches that Stomp Back!
Fishy Animal Control Officers
♫The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!♫
Like Mould on a Shower Curtain
Thudocity
Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa!
You Broke my Toy(let)
Gary who Eats Fungus

The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light
{seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China}

Snail-Slow Unracer
Off-Demand
Waiting for the Rinse Cycle
Cat Needles
Some Fungi Among I
Left in the Wilderness
Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches
Lasting More than a Single Day
As Tough as Sandy Cheeks?
 
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Chipmunk Saliva
Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema
O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche?
Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toilet?
Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium
Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Baby Face"}
GARY THE SNAIL!!!
Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars!
Lye-Filled Butt Plugs
Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional}
The Douched Moose
Nonstinging Yellowjackets
Urinated Potatoes
The Sassy Dominatrixes
Cold Dogs
The Innocent Piss Ants
Dragonfly Defecation
By the Power of Neptune!!!
Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost
Premenstrual in Pink
The Ass Mallets
Ass Hammer
Shut Up Fartknocker!!!
TP For Your Bunghole
Double Inverted Nad Twist
Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death
The Unphlushed Urinators
The Lypozeme Experience Project
The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us
Answering Questions Incorrectly
The Cab is Clogged
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week
Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead!
Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!!
Smashing a Ukelele after a Song
Overwork that Greenhorn!
Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You
The Campfire Song Song
The Sea Bear Attack!!!
Spilling Bong Water in the Couch
Austria Endless!!!
Zit Columbarium
Cannonball Enema
The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy
Taking a Dump in the Cistern
Urinous Toilet Tank
www.FairiesArePhoney.wand
Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again!
Uranated Asphalt {note sp.}
Sweating in the Bushes
The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional}
It's All Clabbered Up
Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"}
Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"}
For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it.
This Vomitorium Saturn
Clapboard Prison
The Shrivelled-Up Penises
That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect
Look! A Penny!!!
Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee
Disengaging from the Unicomplex
What's that Fucking Noise?!?
Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Unwish the Wish!!!
STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!!
Unblow the Blown LED
Uncutting that Paper
Cucaracha
That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!?
Supersoaker Filled with Pee
The Number Bed
Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid
Absofuckinglutely Zero
Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison
Radiometer of Chemistry Sets
Getting a Comb-Under
Failing your Piss Test
♫Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!♫
Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm
Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base
Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour?
The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toilet Pipe
The Doughnut of Shame
The Suliban are Enemabags!!!
Flushing Used Douches Down the Toilet
Patricia is No Lady!
Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver
Disinfecting our Uvulas
What Are You, a gay person of Some Kind?
I Think We Need to Take Showers
The Toilet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps
The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"}
Toilet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces
Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!!
The Nematoads {sp. intentional}
The Oxygen Thieves

We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!!
Somebody Farted in the Projector Room
For the Love of Neptune!
♫I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!♫
That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! 
Getting a Double Wandectomy
Making Shiny Dog Urine
Lose $$$ When you Switch
Goodbye, Nationnarrow?
Turd Polisher
Do You Want some ABC Gum?
Looking like Fartknockers
Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional}
Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Fairly OddBaby"}
Night Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Sunrise Sequence Initialising {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow
Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush
Whinney the Poo {note sp.}
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks
Defy Diarrhea!
Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!!
Piddle On What you Want To
Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap
11,498°
Bringing the Fairies Pain
Awww, Circus Peanuts!!!
Bad Cow! BAD COW!!!
Deadly Piss Ants
The Grand Proxy
♫Destroyer of Life...EMO!!!♫
Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit
A Bunch of Pant-Loads 
Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
♫24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge♫
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The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position
Stay Away...From Captain Howdy!
Captain Howdy's a Pedo!
Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid
I've Got a Special Power
I'm No Ordinary Dude!
Poop Chute Cleaner
Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway
It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink
The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension
Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063
Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket
Dri Bole {sp. intentional}
The Busted Rubbers
That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
{as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™}
The Leaking Garbage Bags
Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!}
Maximum Higgentoiletmuscle Week
Punching Ourselves in Our Noses
Nasal Tampons
We're a Bunch of Pantywastes
You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession}
Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever
Jellyfish Comrades
♫Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party♫
The Dynamic Mode Converters
Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound
Blackened, Smelly Sponges
SpyBob UrinePants
Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things}
Cutting (Free)base
I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!!
{spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles!
Finding High School Dropouts
You Are a Piece of Crap
Blowing Walltoilets off the Wall with M1000s
Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes
Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes
Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows
Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toilets
Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole
Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes
Urinator Buddy"
Bathtub Buddy"
Sink Buddy"
Toilet Buddy"
Peeing in a Closet
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
Slipping on a Banana Peeling
L8r Sk8r!!!
The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Houseplant Assassin
Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer
Getting Cooties from a Leper
Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate
Toilet Tank Infection
The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo
Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket
Deadly Walkman
That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
We're Going to Glove World!
I Don't Feel Tardy
Go to the Sk8Park
Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World!
Do You Have to Go Potty?
The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper
Paying a Visit to the Dentatron
Alaskan Blubberhound
The Jerkinators
♫Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure  {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Sour Balloon Smell
Flushing the Hose Bib
Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster
Peeing in the Refrigerator
The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula
 
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Taking a Dump in the Litterbox
Eat and Forget
Floor Lamp Lacrimation
Tulip Sweat
Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes
Tastes like Sheetrock
Miracle Small Intestine
Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes
Salivated Wall
Cicada Micturition
Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls
Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes
I Will Not Comply
Bowling Ball Insemination
The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.}
Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink?
Virgo Toilet Paper
Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
Slipping in Horseradish Sauce
Telephone Cuttledge
Cheating to Pass a Urine Test
There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl
Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death.
♫Christmas Comes just Once this Year!♫
♫As the Earth Behind You Reeks♫
Diving into the Pool Urinal-First
The Sebaceous Cysts
Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese
The Rug Surgeons
Stanley Steamer {note sp.}
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
Hairdryer Emesis
Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator
Not the Prom, the Prom!
Subaru Heavy Metal Box
The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in gay bars}
Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes
Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators
Computer Mouse Lacrimation
Satan Destroying a Stovepipe
Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Mowing Down that Mailbox
Imitation Butter Dispensers
Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes!
♫Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time♫ (sung to the tune of "Clementine")
Female Lavatory Lactation
Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit
Spatula Feces
Shove *THIS* in your Face!
This Gizmo is Faster
I Declare Patty War!!!
Drier than Three Hells 
Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional}
Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
Barbie Stealing a Bank Card
Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes
It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is?
Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes
♫Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire♫
♫Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose♫
There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine
Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toilet tank}
Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup
Febreze Air Rottener
Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee
Maggots in the Pantry
A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional}
Snipping Off our Urinals
♫Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John♫
Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toilet!
♫I Got an Email♫
Drinking Skunk Milk
Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.}
Disposable Amoebas
Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud
Feel the Serving Fork
Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!!
Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet
Disposable People
Ladybugs are Brie
Science Director on Ventax II
Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game
Disposable Elephants
I Spell "Knife" with an "N"
Don't Give Them what they Want
You're In the Way!!!
Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders
We're Being Hailed by the Borg
Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear!
Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes
Plankton's a Bungknocker
SpongeBoob JismPants
King Neptune Destroying a Urinal
Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.}
Barbie Wearing a Training Bra
Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.}
Krabby Patty Disease
Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes
Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!}
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Flushing their Toilet
Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud
Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror
Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes
Uranated Showerhead {note sp.}
Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids
Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles
Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes
♫Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!♫
Defoliating the Skin
Damselfly Insemination
Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud
Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic!
Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toilets
Moon Rocks of Fury
Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes
Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!!
Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy
Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes
That's Dorky!!!
Flush the Fucking Toilet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional}
Salivation of Computer Mouses
Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes
Grass in the Radiator Grille
You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!!
Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud
Stay Out of Our Dreams!!!
Don't...Touch...Anything!
Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes
Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional}
Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes
Buying Moon Sand to Eat
Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober
www.muzzyadults.cum
Shannon Loves Freddy
Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes
Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video
That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!"
Unlucky Charms
When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play
Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes
Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick
Cantaloupe Under the Ocean
Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes
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Camel Pee in a Cup
Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes
Merry Sniffmas!
The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional}
"Peggy" the Pirate
We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I
watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube}
Rock Top
Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket
More Higgentolietmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At
Remembering a Baby Cow
Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!?
Jail Bars made of Marshmallow
Flushing Rocks down Toilets for Christ Sakes
Superman Destroying a Bathtub
Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes
Hit It with Motor Oil
Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes
The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again
What the Phuck is "OMG"?!?
Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk
He's Got Stankfoot
Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree
His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!!
Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock
The Doughnut of Shame
Is C3PO a Robot Faggot?
Everything's Not Shipshape!
The Crusty Plate is Indestructible
Hari Kari
Kamakazi
Auf Wiedersehen
Diet of Garbage Food
Flamedramon's a Queerbate
Drake Parker has a Rash
Eating a Doodle Cake
Black Metal
It's Neutronium, Dammit!!!
Not the Remote, the Remote
Porche {from "The Mighty B"} Sounds like a Lezzy
Stuck in Your Craw
Funkyvillage
Jitterbug-O-Rama
Eternal Garbage of the Dirty Soul
Absorbent and Yellow and Soaked with Rat Pee♫
Riding the Little Bus {the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards}
Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections
♫Respect the Badge♫
♫Fear the Gun♫
Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches
Crickets Chirping at Noon
Photograph Lactation
The Krusty Kabbage
Gwen has Chicken Pox
Socer Mother's Minivan
Yucky Legpit Puddles
Drinking Dog Water
Superhero Sidekick
Leave the Wheel Listener's Club
♫Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!♫
She Stomps at Night
Chewing Juicy Fag Gum
Touch but Don't Move
Polly Want a Used Douche!
Alligator Hockey
Raptor Baseball
Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!!
♫You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!♫
iCan't Go Diarrhea
Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub
♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!♫
That Clogged Toilet Rulz!!!
Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It!
Finding a Letter or Three
The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas
A Matter of Timer
SEIU is Pussywhipped!
I'd Like to Buy a "G"
Selling a Dirty Towel
My Dog Has Cicadas
Santa Clause Flushing a Toilet
Bird Spoon
Hexagonal Giraffe
Cornflake Festival
Chipmunk Serrated Knife
Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff
Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional}
Dog Fork
Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional}
Lose a Turn!
Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster
I Live in a Mop
Dying for Pie
No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses
Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional}
Starfleet Nugget
Squidward Destroying a Urinal
Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toilet Paper Holder
Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes
Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes
Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown
into the sh*tbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap}
"The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped!
As Is!!!
Carmelising a Chicken McNugget
Get the 8 Ball!!!
Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes
♫There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!♫
Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies
Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!
♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!♫
Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe
Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park?
Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer
Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata
Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes
Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken 
 
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{spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs!
Fishbulb
Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss?
We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS}
Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes
Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!!
Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage
Batman Destroying an Antenna Array
Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toilet
Remote-Controlled Vomitorium
Shrek Sweat
Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional}
This Offer *IS* Available in Stores
Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Going to a Fishuneral
Splenic Lavage
Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop
♫Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫
Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional}
♫Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain♫ {note sp.}
Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does
Kick Start & Turn Me Over
We Aren't the Robots!
Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee
Reflection is Automatic
The Buttlords
Rat Oblivion
The Potty Song
Penile Detergent
Bleeding Socks
Hooray for Mylar!
Mounted PoliceHorse Pigs
When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD! Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight Who's the Late Turd Burglar? Dropping a Stool in the Pool Ogre Micturition NO, Baby!!! Legpit Underwear Pads Cold Water Slime Sysop Sweat Laser Nebulae Twisted Brother Black Floyd Neutering a Picture Tube Venomous Poison We're All Faggots!!! Poisonous Venom A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank} Annoying a Broom Shoe Testicle Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes Is Mermaid Man a Homo? Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"} Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane Dominator++ Egg Harness Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes The Bus Melted My Socks! Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge? Braiding Our Toilets Shampooing a Squirrel Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"} Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner Fresh Bad Avacado PCAT {said like "pee cat"} Cactus Impersonator Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy Hydrogenated Potheads The Pee Spuds Lenscap Hoars What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like? Squeeze Boobs!!! Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi We Don't Feel Tardy! Tree Inseminators Superzapper Discharge Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional} Born Again Idiot Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot? Trapped...Out of My Element Incendiary Bushes Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it} Salty Teeth Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole Click!!! Arrested Development Acting Like Nothing's Wrong Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial) The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Flowers in the Dustbin Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe! Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light! Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard Aspirin Toilet Fizzy Urinal My Little Poo-Poo Book Stop Morning Wood!!! Rat Tail Comb Attack! Prefrontal Lavage Testicular Shampoo Savage Vacuum Colonic Rabies Hypodermic Pepsi Fizzy Urinator Defecated Underwear Models Have You Seen this Slug? Get a Cup of Coughea Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases Cupajoe Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF DOG FOOD CANS ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR ERROR IN 40959 READY.


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Kofy {pronounced like "coffee"}
Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulaters}
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine!
Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"}
Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp
Not the Douche, the Douche!!!
Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes
Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock
U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists
DumbWAV Converter
Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid}
A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket
Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus
LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee
Corporate Douche

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He or She Smells Like a Bus
Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional}
Netscrape v4.79
R-Place is YouR-Place Too
Aural Enema
Sewer Pickles of H8Red
Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky?
Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern
Dogs Pissing on Tyres
Lighting Candy Cigerettes
Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano
Fighting the Fighters
Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing
Pooping in the Shampoo
Piddle Parsnip
Lipstick Micturition
The Constipated Giraffes
Missy is Phun to Molest
Who Wants to be a Pennyaire?
You've Got UsedEneMail!!!
Sclera is Brie
As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco
Wake Up Micturating
Eating Out of the Cistern
Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter
The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves!
Throwing Our Dog Water
Neon Darks
The Woman Machine
Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club
The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves!
Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush
Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet
The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones
He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00
Eyelash Stilleto Knife
Feel the Tablespoon
Lisol: Infect to Unprotect
With Culturebifidus Regularis
The Ass Gaskets {toilet seat covers}
Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties!
Accordion Hosebags
The Bagpipe Blasters
He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo
Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem
I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck!
Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters
Illogic Probe
These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise
He's Jim, Dead!
Sysop Lacrimation
Pissicus
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener
Using Resolve Without a Vacume
My Poo Poo Cup
My Menstrual Mug
My Perspiration Tube
My Vomit Vase
Frank Incense
Poppa Boyl
My Cum Dumpster
Waytoochatty Cathy
♫He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag♫
♫She's Got a Robust Purse♫
LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise}
Typhoid Marianne
Urinous Piddle
Violet "Lazer" of "Dume"
Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy
Watching TV Underwater
Butt Whyy Per!
Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers
Ginko is Good for the Bladder
Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo
Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes!
The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional}
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It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like
400 Teraquads of Crap
A Dog Pushing a Wagon
Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket
The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"}
Urenal Sysop
General Douchebaggery
Extreme Asshattery
Pothead Scotthead
Who's Got Malaria?
USB Dog Turds
The Nitrogenated Penguins
Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball
Quit Chalking and Start Talking
Get the Eight Ball!
The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"}
Getting Crabs from a Toilet Paper Dispenser
Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor
My Spittle Sysop
Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.}
The Flooded Defecals
Ashtray Lavage
Urine Trouble!
Screwdrivers of Destitution
Plad to the Bone
Flammable Puppies
Urochrome for Lepers
May Cause Fecal Injury
Uranated VHS {note sp.}
Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury
Test for Battery Poop
Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar
Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil
Apple Falling Far from the Tree
Uranated Carrot {note sp.}
Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag!
MegaFon {sp. intentional}
Rat Emesis
Giving Triks to a Rabbit
Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer
Nasal Soap
Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit
Annoying a Pushbroom
Screaming Overhead Projector
Making Fun of the Amish
R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button
C3PO Lives in my Sinuses
Flushing Trout down a Toilet
Wastepaperbasket Incandescence
Invisible Sirius
Batman Destroying a Cistern`
Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Cleaning Their Water Closet
Tape Dispenser Enuresis
Squeezing Boob Pus
Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.}
Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears
Partial Pillow
MNO Stopwagon
Penile Pustules
Rusty Syringe
Micturating LED Desk Lamp
Cirrhosis of the Bladder
Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair
Water Closet Lavage
Sitting on a Time Bomb
This Ear Hair Remover is Brie
Waiting By the Sink
Seeing the Trees for the Woods
♫Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!♫
Gastric Uranation {note sp.}
PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional}
When the Bullet Hits the Phone
Inseminator I Optically Image
Hummingbirds Are Brie
Warfarin is Rat Poison!
Deal or Deal?
Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases
♫Put a Little Love in Your Urethra!♫
Invisible Stormtroopers
The Intelligenttoiletmuscles
Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator
Having Dain Bramage
Satan is a Soft Fabric
Satin is the Devil
Frown for the Camera
Wishing Well Lavage
That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer
The Knarks are Squeaky
Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads
Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee
Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve
The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water
We Live in Mops
This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional}
Sheliak Corporate Douche
Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change
Give that Turd Burglar an Enema
The "Poo-Poo On the Toilet Seat" Band
Disco Vacuums
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!!
Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!!
Urine & Acetic Acid
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
Corn Poop
Peecup
Viva Uriñator
Loud Face
Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche
Flush the Johñ!
Contro Flexible
Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"}
Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation?
Busted Eyeglasses
Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead!
Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt
Pressure! Dañger!!!
Remote-Controlled Learnatorium
Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee
Stepping in Wolf Shit
Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Urine Banana
Micturition Apple
Out of Coñtrol
Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee?
KwH Meter Revulsion
The Homophobic Holograms
Smell-O-Cards
Squirtgun Traffic Cameras
Holy Shit Batman!!!
♫Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos♫
♫Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!♫
Water Church Co-pilots
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Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!!
Never Use Blue Without Black
Rat Pellet Gun
Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche
Piddle Satan
Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!!
Are We Watering Snausages Today?
Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal
Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake
Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator
Inverted Chickens
Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!
Urea Heap
Flamingo Mayonnaise
Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern
Drowning in Cat Piddle
Fish Fork
Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall
Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission
Beelzemon's Little Day (obscure Digimon reference here)
Flashlight Battery Hoars
King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator
Hubcap Destructor
The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator
Smells like Used Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes
Charma Kameleon
Sitting Naked by the Phone
Hooray for Acrylic!!!
Verses & Delusion
Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair
Boy George Without Makeup
H8red Is an Addiction
Shampooing a Fireplace
Uranating the Dog {note sp.}
Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Shampee
Shampiss
Shampidde
Shampotty
SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple
Moderate Asshaberdashery
Cupatimmy
Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head}
Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee
Have a Drink On You!
Tree Uranation {sp. intentional}
Flat Tyre Beer
Toilet Dentition
Stealing a Bone from the Dog
Gastric Micturition
Mouldy Slippers
Axillary Lavage
Patellar Collapse
Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe
Such Douche-Tastic Friends
Spachela!
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Carburetor Lavage (pronounced "")
Phear the Dirty Uranator!
Black Gears of H8Red
Blindly Touching Her Boobs
Uricide
Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross?
Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional}
Spanking the Blue Whale
Peeing Uranated Glass Marble
Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate
¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta!
Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs
Coffee and Cremation
Viva Uriñal
Toilet Tank Drunkard
Coaxial Schmoaxial

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Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker!
Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids
Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano
Juvenile Radiation Clinic
Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks
4:20
Giving Him Cooties
Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide
A Baseball in a Wood Chipper
Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe!
Cum Guzzling Gutterslut
Splenic Uranation {note sp.}
That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer!
A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo
Micturition of the Solar Plexus
{girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!!
Butt Sandwich Implosion
Is it YouTube or YourTube?
Food Crook
Asshole Thermometer
Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig}
¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!!
Rock Inseminator
Sumophilia
The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax
Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets
Preparation B for the Bunghole
Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!!
The Milk has Gone Off
Iron Legionnaire
Telling the World to Fuck Off!
Juggernaut
Post-Menstrual Princess Reds
Phone Sys: The Douched Moose  {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!}
Hypnos III
Cupamichael
Sucking Up Dead Socks
Westwood Perspiration
Screaming Down the Hobo Shack
Uranium Uranator
Pissing the Bed for Science
Lazing 'Round the TV
Tulip Lactation
Shooting some Stick
Volume Vacuum
Bungholio in One or Two
Elektroshock Kardiogramm
Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key!
Sk8 or Be Termin8ed
Killing The Last Ninja
Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle
Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling}
You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"!
Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends
Laser Galvos of Doom
Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes
Switch 1,053,000
Looping is for Faggots
Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies
Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel
The Green Lantern Destroying a Toilet Seat
Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes
Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks
Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove}
Pubic Enema #2
¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes
?DIVISION BY ZERO  ERROR IN THE TOILET BOWL
Total and Complete Asshaberdashery
Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace
Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb
Febreze Vacuum Rottener
Batman Demolishing a Uranator
Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot!
Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin
Superman Demolishing a Dustcart
Yo, wassup homes?
Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug
The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes
Little Wheels (Not Turning)
Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney
My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee
The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal
Santa's Little Harmer
VHS Video Hypnotic
Blindly Touching Her Boobs
Class IV: The Toylet
Carrot Rope
Deadman's Switch Disengage
This Popcycle Freezes
Real`Unreal
Ripping a Band-Aid Off
No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause
Boneless Accordions
Icycle Insomnia
We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Bring the Dissonance
Borg Academie
Kitty on Death's Patio
Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Uranate into It {sp. intentional}
Football Isn't for Sissies!
Killswitch Rejoice
Halleluja Water Closet
Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional}
Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes!
The Homo Telephones
Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional}
My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich
Fireflies in Discord
You're a Douche You're a Douche!
¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo!
Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes
The Unsanitary Napkins
The Pee Bottle Bomber 
"Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional}
The Sweaty Ramekins
Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional}
Perspiring like a Policeman
Sweaty Furkins
Praying to the Porcelain God
Is Bender Really a Queer?
Koji Minamoto, It is Time
Mouldy Loaves and Fishes
I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies!
The Homophobiacs
The Dickheads
The Homo Phones
NeoSporan Pain
Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Bowler's Pee
The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders
Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza)
Hillbilly Snatch
Punk Piss
Boob Pus
Rhino Clit
The Butt Dumplings
Golfer's Lacrimation
You Seafood Inappropriately
The Hidden Enemy
Tree Sweat
Tour de Dillhole
MyDeath.com
Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control
Vaginabooklet.com
Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Blindly Touching Her Ears
The Flowers are Sunny
 
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Carbohydrate Proteene Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Pee In Your Socks! Penilemagazine.edu Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional} Urine Luck THE F46607$ Telephone Sweat Phosphor Bedspread Venemous Sunglasses The Hearing-Ear Cats Scotch Tape for Lepers Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'} Pillowcase Enuresis Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine! Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"} Meowing Because We're Hungry The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece} The Sissified Cum Drinkers Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional} Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April Barbecued Telephones You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine" Santa Claws Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes Giving Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz Coffee Penus Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes The Weenbags Spilt Milk A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!! Poopinary Incontinence ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!! Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker Pissinary Incontinence Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Cancer of the Asshole Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss Tegretol Cirrus Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional} Whistling Pete Enema Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional} There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!) You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It" I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine! Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional} Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!! As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!} Gluttons for Punishment Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale! Pop Rocks Singer Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads Gumball Machine Micturition Tempest® in a Water Closet Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.} Every Time You Flush a Toilet, God Kills a Fece Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!! Gonorrhea of the Knockers Dead Tacos Bell-Grande Top Ticking the Titty Tat! The Douchenemabags Who Smote Thee Down? Captain Proton to the Rescue! Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal! Snail Micturition Urinous Hose Bib Who Peed on My Toothbrush? Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional} Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"} You Must Go to the Beach Terminal Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub Foul Neocortex Discharge Once Bitten, Twice Smitten All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound? Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle Massenguillotine Panty Leakers Stinky Sneakers That Clock is Faslow! Slipper Micturition Fore!(play) Toothbrush Sweat Faggedaboutit Boot Micturition Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob Wanna Get Bad? Baby, When the Toilet Seat's Up! Out through the In Door Calculator Lacrimation Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree Faget Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae Violinist On the Wall Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Edward Diagonalcutterhands Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds Zombie Giraffe Larvae Front Porch Stenosis Self-Deflating Towels Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes A Glass Full of Worm Sperm Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack Inverted Cheerios Perfume for Your Rats Semisolid Crayons Lawn Mower Emesis Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!! Disposable Biscuits Sentient Screaming Valance Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug Carbonated Pane ♫Santa Ana is Coming to Town!♫ Wet Humanitarian Scalding Dog Smoke Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan Foul Pinball Machine Odour Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional} Snowmobile Micturition Bean-Eating Elderly Mortified Coffee Table Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube Secretary of the Bladder Reporters that Hate Snow Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed! Night Light Death Ray My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot! Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!! Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs? Megabyterapers Buckets of Calico Halibut Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists Sweating Volcano Urinous Showerhead ♫Kimm Cardassian Puttles in His Pittles Excreting Richard Nixon Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune Devouring Our Axillae Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes ♫We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes♫ Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin Rotting Wheelchair Purple is Extremely Noisy Liquid Helicopter Exploding Lice in my Laundry Scalding Dog Doodie The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty Hairless Wild Boars Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo! Two Hundred Cups of Coffee ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN DUODENUM SURGERY ERROR IN 36864 READY.

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Urinous Fucking Rose Bush Licking Moose Antlers Robot Turds Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane Java Sweat TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!! Carbonated Pet Rats Volcanic Hirsutism Exploding Liquid Paper Automated Light Bulb Destructor Frozen Walker on a Stick Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas Unclogging a Toilet with an Alligator Cats Landing on Saturn The Cow Jumped Over the Sun Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes Encrustulated Milk Jug Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt Satanic HVAC Tech Tampon Bathysphere Sentient Young Vomiting Valence Flattened 'Pepsy' Can Liquid Plumbr Enema Milk Has No Penus Playtex Bathyscape Liquid Mullet Battlestar Tampax Selsun Sultan Showing a Dildo to a Faggot Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand Burglars & Scones Chair Urin8r Catheters Copulate Noisily There's No 'I' in 'God' Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens I Can Shit a Crescent Roll Drāno Enema Peckerweasel Diaper Repairman Chainsaw Enema Uranated Tampon {note sp.} Bank Tylenol Fizzy Toilet Goodbye Porpoise Hazardous Redwood Urinal Explosion Spazzy Sink Tampax Astronaut Blackened Fish Tail Yak Vomitus Loud Chair {toilet} Fishtank on the Floor {toilet} Terra Cotto Salami Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine Douchebucket Mr.SnausageSniffer SpongeBoob HypodermicPants Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe} Terror Destructor Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes! Piss Flute Aural Assault Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.} PHUQ & YR K47 TU! Studly Collars of H8Red The Nippular Area That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That! Douche Bikini Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves} The Boobal Area Eu de Poontang We're So Coral! The Diaper Bandits Smells Like Nookie Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional} Tastes Like Piss Ants The Dead Socks Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer Big Ears Like a Ferengi This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas The Busted Sissy Sticks Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof SHY-Oh-Lay Toa-LYE-It Where's the Maggots? Nocturnal Defecation I Guess Tummz is Temporary The Seven Year Bitch Diabeetus {as Willard Brimly would pronounce it} Duke is Not a Rat Perianal Nappy Itch The TV Tube is Pregnant Conducting Insulators Uranated Goldfish {note sp.} We Aren't Peckerheads! Triolic Waves of Love International Corduroy Uranating on the Machine {note sp.} Masturbating Tampon Parade Bookmarking Our Bungholes Salty Peckerwood Fire Comes from Firemen I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar! URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional} Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl Kissing the Black Gear Shampotty Satan's Duotronic Robots Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken Stinks Like Preteen Spirits Kotex U-Boat Redwood Solids Bruce Willis Shooting a Toilet You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE' Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone Eucalyptus Impersonator Dog Urine Splenic Freeze Orange Crush Necrosis The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb Naked Supermodel Chunks Telepathic Piddlehead C-3PO Lives in my Armpit Unicorn Fart Pastry Washing Your Dishes in the Toilet You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Tenna Twirl The Invisible Woman is a Twat! Leaky Bush Pail DVDs that Sweat Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe! Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN RIGHT NAD SURGERY ERROR IN 63999 READY.

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He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day!
Viva Moñitor
HypnoSphere™
What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.}
Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair
Light Meters of Destruction
The Five Horsemen
Lederhosen in Blood-Red
Fire Ants on the Toilet Seat
HypnoTrapezoid™
This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod!
Camera Micturition
Neocortex Lavage
Satanic Floating Eyeball
The Goldfish are Squeaky
Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toilets
Trance-O-Tron™
Rhododendron Spiller
Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit)
The Lubricated Snausages
Babie Fat
Tree Larvae
Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat!
The Douche Song
Sand Mustard
Faggy Phone Thug
The Litterbox Song Song
Femtotubular "F"
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position"
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
♫Oooo, Certified Honeybuns!♫
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
♫I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave♫
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
♫Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party♫
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel!
He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers!
We Don't Like You
Magical Urine Shower
Anthraxosis
Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toilet
Cactus Nymphs
Revelationarama
Eucalyptus Killer
Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial}
Slower than Sloth Shit
Wrapping Christmas Water
Burned Replicated Bird Meat
Spectrometer of Doom
Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha!
Leaving the Lamp Unflushed
We Aren't Greenhorns
Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled}
♫We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id!♫
Bowling for Barium Enemas
Coffee Cups Full of Micturition
Getting a Suntan on Venus
The Shark Attack Broom
Flushing After 3:37am
NO WRONG!!!
Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!)
Whirlm without a Dream
♫A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away!♫
Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth!
♫Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser♫
Panty Sweat
Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher)
Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb 
 
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Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel
Invisible Sweat
Brick (Shit)house
Table Lamp Emesis
Biochemical Lacrimation
Rotten Dog Odour
Piss Satan
Electromechanical Nerds
Vacuum Nads
Infected Piss Weasel
Penile Gang Member
There's a Rat on the Cat Tree!
Ambien Walrus
Wet Cat Smell
Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily!
Zealotry
Sparking Up a J
Scrambled Afterbirth
Vulcan Thumbfuck
Transfinancial
Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional}
The Toilet Muscles
Pain in the Diodes
Doobie Enuresis
Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit
Warm Carbonated Micturition
Reconstituted Faggots
Powdered Sink
Instant Toilet -- Just Add Mud
Fizzy Dentifrice
The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the
Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones)
Hooray for Asphalt!
Nair Alibi
Mayonnaise Hardon
Broken Ketchup
Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows
Green Jello Rulz!!!
Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve
Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl
Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes!
That Pizza is Brie
Urin8r Destroyr
Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again
Tennis, Antibody?
Chromodynamic Geeks
Axe Anticavity Douche
♫Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain!♫
There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Neodyne Nerds
Toilet Manibusdick (John Hancock)
Carburetor Sweat
The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS")
The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads")
Shoo Majick
The Flowers are Sunny
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
 
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Battling a Nasty PTI
Plush Bombs
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You!
Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box
Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.)
Add 6 Cups of Lye
Mad Dog 20/20 Disease
Pissed-Off Basketballs
Pissed-On Bubblegum
Kyubimon's a Lezzy!

   
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Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell
Yes, We Have No Firearms
Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toilet
   
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Barking at Saturn
Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels
The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer!
Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot?
♫No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks!♫
   
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Cub Poop
Black Screen TV
Toilet Lactation
Facial Enuresis
Sad Cleanax
Dickwhipped Tylenol
The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say}
Puffs Minus
Duresel: The Silver Top Battery
Tornado Hunters are Faggots
The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual!
Puppy Dog Insemination
Supercell Enuresis
The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Vicious Birthday
Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional}
The Crapweasels
Venomous Carpet
Bear Hibernation Enuresis
Tin Can Prison
The Price is Wrong
Envenomated by a Tiger
This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat!
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!
The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toilet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back
The Corrigans
Furniture Meltdown
Stargate SG-047
Stuffed Crust Couches
Chair Potato
Downie Fabrik Hardener
If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself!
Credebit Card
Potty Yam
Cuisinart Hoars
Santa down the Furnace Chimney
Malomyotismon is Super!!!
Togemon's a Lezzy
Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer
Cheeze Fud {sp. intentional}
Old Beer in the Wall
Another Bottle down the Hall
Spaghetti and Flatulence
Paper or Paper?
♫All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall!♫
Blood Plasma Laser
Gooey Bricks
Superglue Wicket
Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot!
He Keeps Hanging Down
Bleeding Bleeding Hearts
That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks
Barefoot in Busted Glass
It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher!
Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange
Evil Catterpods
Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!!
Butterflies are Wierd
The Magic Toaster is rather Queer
The Owl is Unwise
Grift of the Maggie
Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi
Plush Tadpoles
Uranated Cauliflower
Teapot of Destitution
Threadbare Automobile
Every Ciss Ends with Cay
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992}
Urinous Showerhead
Roll-AIDS
Spider in your Soup
You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!!
♫Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy  Whippppp!!!♫
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Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug!
Spider Under the Table
There Was Pee in My Coffee!
Carbonated Gerbils
Oxygenated Plutonium
Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar?
Super Salt Bear
Oven of Destitution
Bathtub Spigot Micturition
I Figured Out Blue Clues!!!
Venomous Rental Wheelchair
Fridge Bottom Stuphing
Cupboard Flatulence
Partial Eclipse of the Dryer
Poisonous Light Bulbs
Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best
Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag
Spilling Beans
My Lil' Forgetter
Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae)
Tarantula Defecation
Radiance of the Testicles
Annular Eclipse of the Ass
Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toilet?!?
RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped
Black Widows are Spectacular
Med-4-Graveside
Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional}
Home-4-Med
Money in the Garbage
Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags
Drinking from the Port-O-Let
Busted Scooters
Burning Electrical Odour
Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket
The Steering Column's Flooded
Milk in the Gasoline
Urine Parsnip
Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches
Eu de Armpit {pee you!!!}
Eu de Toilette {Eu de WHAT?!?}
Cockroach Poop in the Eggs
Used Ketchup in the Lawn
That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay!
Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!!
I've been Sitting on the Toilet!
Poopoo in the Urinators
That Sink is Queer!
Washing Machine Flatulence
Busted Pencil
Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument
The YuleHightides
Dripping Dog Water
Kandiosity of Kops
Puppy Sweat

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Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden
Pepsi Boogers
Coca-Cola Snot
The Nanites are all Squeaky
JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! 
Buckeyballs of Destruction
Sleeping in the Same Bed
Oscilloscope of H8RED
Screaming Pee!
Boner of Contention
Work it In
Who the Baby Daddy?
He's a Couchwetter!
Nowadays, You Gotta have Toilet Paper
The Dining Table's Burning
The Chairs are Soaked with Pee
Fizzy Scorpions
Douchy Tarantulas
Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge?
Diarhhea of the Faucet
Fireplace Lacrimation
Who's the Fat Chick?
Pussyface!
Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes
Camel Urine Enema
Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing!
Waiter, My Soup is Dry
Dillhole!
Bungnocker
Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar!
Buttknocker
Dickweed
Fartknocker
Blue Whale Snot
The Onions are Crying
Concentrated Camel Saddles
Beowolf is Gosh
Sailboat Insemination
Denaturating the Kitty Cat
We Be Toys
The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy
The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!!
Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy
Octopussy is a LEZZY!!!
Nonphat Stove
I Gotta Drop a Stool
In Need of Psychotectic Treatments
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration
Who Let the Rat Out?
Fried Munchies
Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates
Drop a What?
Pinch a Loaf?!?
Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!!
O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!!
Stop and Change Light Bulbs
Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!
Romulans are Wussies
Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit
Commodore Computers are #1
Let's Play Chickensplat!
Marinator Micturition
Ambush of the Kitty Cats
31,054,500 Smoke
Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toilet!!!
Rat in the Meatloaf
Business Card Paper Cut
The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck!
Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo
Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!!
Pencil with Wings
Flying Books
Newspaper Feces
Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully!
Bitten by an Armpit Viper
Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC
Ladybugs are Brie
TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE
The Nerds are Flammable
Whipped-Ass Niacin
If I Get Sick the Toilet is Near!
{Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One"
It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray
Anubis is a Butthole!!!
Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :(
Peeing in the Punchbowl
The Theraflu Ghost
There's a Worse Bulb
Piñator is Brie
Going Bye-Bye in the Car
360° Knife
Lock the Cash Box
Hey, Assmunch!!!
Clorel Sounds like Bleach
Stop the Catbox
?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534
Hot Gazpacho
The Spittle has Crystallised
Jaywalking for Jesus
Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours
?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0
Shut that Car Alarm Up
As the Earth Behind You Reeks
Cum Kleen
B.O.Douriser
Bad Dog!!!
A****e C****a Bites!!!
I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me
(and used this pronounciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA}
First Avenue Self Service Center
Rat Pellet Extacy
Wilted Asparagus Spears
We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!!
Partying in Bumfuck Egypt
"Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional}
Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant
Sysop of Heaven
Igneous Micturition
Metamorphic Urination
Sedimentary Potty
Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal
Coyotes Howling at the Sun
Drinking from a Urinator
Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema
Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche
Barking at the Doorknob
The Statue of Slavery
Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That?
Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine
♫Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!!♫
Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine?
O no, the Cupboard is Flooded!
Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick
Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth
Penny Sysops
Uncut a Tomato
Unflush a Toilet
Unshatter a Window
Unstrike a Match
Speak Greek or Be Termin8ed!
Fembot Sweat
3-In-1 Bullshit Detector
Be Sure to Axe About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk
The Dingleberries
   
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Bulletproof Popcycle
Quarter Power to the Life Ray!
Deep Space Forty Seven
Disposable Rechargeable Batteries
Evaporated Enema Solids
Budweiser is Piss Water
Dress the Deceased
Steve Roll
Heinekin is Whimpy
Taking Your Life into Your Own Hands
Hot Water Cooler
The Streetlights are Peeing
You *CAN* Unflush a Toilet
You Can Tuna Fish but You Can't Tuna Pinano
Fresnel Lens Cumbags
Empty the Dirtbag...Not the One in the Vacuum!
Ogi Ogas Wins Grand Slam!!!
Pair a Dime Shift
Beware I Live!!!
The Charmin TP Bears use Newspaper
Undump Your Unfeather Unduster!
The Toilet's On Fire
Eeeekkk!!! A giraffe!!!
Take Valtrex Even if You Don't have Genital Herpes
HeadOn...Apply Direc{gunshot!!!}
Lose Bragging Wrongs
Busted Chainsaw Bastages
Skate Punks
Sodium Vapour Lamp Micturition
Epsilon Queers
The Sour Milkmen
Bleeding from Your Ears
Wake up Dead in a Plywood Bed Six Feet from the Rest of Your Life
Gimme some Goopenthol!
Death from Massenguillotine
Oblivion
Faggot Piss
Kitty Cat Ambush
Eardrum Sweat
Bowler's Piss
Ding, Dong, Ditch {also a prank that some Trick-Or-Treaters do on Halloween}
Radiometer of Rath
Source One Sux!!!
Housewife Doormat
The Relaxed Ombushers {sp. intentional}
Deadly Keyboard Venom
Neuroleptic Shock Therapists
Electric Ice Cube Warmer
Bloody Tampaxes in the Wastepaperbasket
Housecat Assassin
Fireplug Micturition
Freezing Furnace
Bad Rat!!! Shame!!!
Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber
Where's Month #13 on this Calendar?
Plunging a Toilet
Pie Alfa Knew
Fag Bracelet
♫To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In!♫ {sung to the tune of "Lowrider"}
Tuberculosis of the Gonads
STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!!
Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover
Rosarem Keeps You Awake
Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner
This Electrolux Really Sux!
Poisonous Insulators
STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toilet Unflushed!!!
Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!}
Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn
Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator
You Might be a Faggot If...
Dominator
Pogo Josephine
Master of the Refrigerators
Rat Turds in the Marinator
Tennis Ball Testicles
Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum
There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle
Rinky Dinky!
Tungsten Carbide Puppies
Toilet Hanpenis (John Hancock)
Drinking Glass Micturition
Fused Carbon Kittens
Lava Dark
iDark Speakers
Say Hello to My Little Enemy!
Control Spires of Love
Monument of H8RED
Leaving the Sink Unflushed
I said the Enema, Not the Enema!
Milkshake of Destitution
The Hostest with the Mostest
Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour
Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself
Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You!
Famlie Fyood
Regis in the Electric Chair
Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun?
Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags
Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!!
Alarm Clock Feces
Dragonfly Micturition
Pill Bottle Sweat
Flashlight Spam
Your Dreams Don't Miss You!
Just go through that Zanax Detector
{telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Eternal Darnation
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket
Cockroaches in the Sink
Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional}
Cinerary Urns
The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms
Wet Columbarium
Cable TV is Tyrannical
Fragile Banister
The Old Used-Up Douches
There's Something about Insemination
Radiator Flatulence
Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional}
Freezer Log
Chimney Ice Cubes
Mood Ring of Intoxication
Tyrant of the Airwaves
Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path
Shaver of Loneliness
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Wiped Out!
Coalescent Enema
Constable Odo is a Faggot
Who the F is Siddig El Fadil?
It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is?
Fat Dog
Squishee Farts
Wake Up Screaming
The TVA Light Bulb Destructor
Urinous Marigolds
Pissed (angry) Pajamas
The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza)
Vacuum Cleaner Destructors
Green Laser Pointer of Death
Kinky Sons of Bitches
The Nonhirsute Monkeys
Spanking the Stove
Get Down on Your Waist!!!
Making Ice Cubes in the Oven
What Happened to the Chandelier?
Flap on the Bottom like PJs
I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes
Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears
Think Hard so You don't Strain Something!
The Pissed-In Urinators
War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
"Phavourite" "Dotter"  {sp. intentional}
Transistor Destructor
Nonphat Refrigerator
Antelope Sweat
Garbage Water
That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

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Syrup of Puke
It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts
Chocolate-Covered Sysops
Buying a Fast-Cooker
Skid Marks on the Urinator
Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.}
Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets
Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors
EAROMulans
If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down!
THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE
Be Sure to Clean Under the Toilet
The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub
Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Losing Weight on Your Waste
Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog
Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans
Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah
Stealing Office Supplies
The Stapler is Bleeding
Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug
Poisonous Typewriter
Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!!
Vemomous Spud Valves
Peeing the Bed for Allah
I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!!
Who's Funeral is it Anyway?
Reception Hall for Syringes
Candiosity!
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Make Me Laugh
Fired from the Cannoñata
Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<--
Beer is Pisswater
Mike Ockhurts So Good!
Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3
Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key
Stinking Drunk with Power
Radio Controlled Farting Washer
Spreading the Disease
The Light Bulbs are Crying
♫Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫
Nonstinky Dirty Diapers
Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker
The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System
What's That Scent?
Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers
Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine
Who Pissed in the Baptismal?
Epaulets of Agony
Peace On Pluto
Snowing on Venus
The Rings of Mars
Tavern on the Brown
The Fag Bar
Boiling a Pot of Dog Water
There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter
It's a Free for None
Itty Bitty Discombobulator
Urine Sysops
Fergie is a Lezzy
The Dog Pee Band
The Cows Came Home
Drinking Whammy Pee
Playing Cow Pie Frisbee
Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham?
Michael Shanks is Cute!
Ring-Around-the-Toilet
Douches in the Oven
Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner
Ringworm Destitution
Washing Machine Infection
Beer Flatulence
Rotten Honey Behind the Couch
Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee?
The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!!
You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Stoner Steve
Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz
Warm Front of Urine
The Fucktards are Squeaky
What's WD-40?
Vacuum Bag Explosion
Toilet Clog Barbituates
Stone Knives & Bearskins
Phat-Phree Toilet
The Typewriter's on Fire
There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat
Super Swirlee!!!
The System Lords are So Kewl!
The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!! 
 
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La-Z-Girl
Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional}
Cups of Hot Wolf Pee
We're Going Digital!
Bitten by a Firefly
Little Gay Pen {yes, I have one of these!}
Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup
It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound
Renal Failure of the Nose
Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans
Zero-Touch Can't Opener
Metal Illness
Bruz Cruz in the Crapper
MRI of the Penis
Tin Man is a Comet!
Pooping Out Whole Insulaters
A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat
Feed the Toilets
Vacuum the Monsters
Playing the Throw-Up Round!
On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me
Peeter Rooter
Momentary Lapse of Destitution
Should You Quit Being a Deuche? {sp. intentional}
Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!!
There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds
Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck
The Santa Closet
Centipede Enuresis
Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool
There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder
Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional}
The Xindi Suck Ass!!!
It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter
The Spaceman Croaked on Titan
Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer
Jimmy Claus
Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo
Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too!
Batman and the Homosexual Scissors
Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank
The Meteoroids are Gay
Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional}
Alarm Clock Auditory Assault
Furnace Burner Micturition
Butter in the Chimney
Got thee...TELEPHONE
Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner
Stool Pig
Unpleasant Cleavage Odour
Volume Vacuum
Ravioli for the Dying
Malomyotismon is Cool!!!
Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!!
Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze
Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch
Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener
Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives
Buttal Assault
It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man
When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!!
Fetal Lacrimation
Geriatric Flatulence
The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool!
Cat Pee Love
It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove!
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
Cat Turd H8red
Litterbox Euthenasia
The Pecker Quintet
Alphabetising Our Cow Chips
Hairy Mule Larvae
The Analogue Owls
The Thermostats are Fucking Again!
The Helicopters are Weeping
Who is Disturbed?
Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters
The Green Cold Chili Peckers
Who Let the Tarantulas Out?
Phat Phree Toilet Tank {sp. intentional}
The CFLs are Broken
What's Wrong with the Truck?
Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
The Oven is Pissing
My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
?CONSTIPATION ERROR
Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
Anesthetise this Bitch!
Turned Resistor
Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
Captain Proton to the Rescue
Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
Hummer Feeder
The Freezer is Melting
Drinking Hot Cat Potty
Poor, Poor Pitiful You
Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
{making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
Battery Enema
The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
I'm 43 and I Love It!
Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
IR-Emitting UV Laser
The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
Doorframe Trauma
Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
USB Urinator Spud Valve
Santa Clause Destroying a Toilet
 
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Polly Wants an Enema!
Tilex Grows Mould
{shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
Screen Door on a Submarine
Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
Taking the Bate
You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!!
Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
Tennis Ball Micturition
Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads
Peckerbreath
Peterhead
Aural Illusions
Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
Optical Delusions
Ninja Snake Micturition
Scanning the Garbage
Viva Toilet!!!
Raindude
Rat-a-Touie
STFU Billy Mays!!!
Flushing the Sink
What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
Warm Dog Candy
You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
Flushing for Ketchikan
The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Cofee Cup
When Good Toilets...Go BAD!!!
BLOG = Bullshit Log
Bowling for Barrow
P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
Catnip for the Amish
What's That Fucking Noise?!?
B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
♫Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!!♫ {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
Shitting in the Sauna
Left Guard
Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket
Worshipping Cat Urine
Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
Used Tampaxes Behind the Toilet
Invasion of the Stoves
Giving the Dog a Boner
Floody McFlood
Fiery McFire
Finite Spirals
Woody Woodpeckerhead
Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
Bathing in Warm Camel Potty
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Crickets are Stinking
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} ♫Oops, I Fucked Up Again!♫
Heaven's Devils
Super Glue in the Toilet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Jell-O Creamatory
 
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