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This topic had to be re-established in this new forum.
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suenewtotx
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 12:29am |
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Okay, musicman, here goes
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The Mighty, Mighty Poop Shooters
We Might Be Trannies
Our Cat Will Kick 10 Trolls' Asses
Whoa, That Amish Is Hung!
We Are Coming To Hurt You
Throw Your Panties At The Pope
The Walrus Cannot Stab The Giraffe
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 2:41am |
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The Platapuses
3 Anuses in a Cup
ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flatulance!
The Pyscho Killers
BLUE BALLZ!
Lonely and bored
Lost on the Bus
Riff Raff and Crap
5 Canniballistic spiders
CHEEZWHIZ
Black and blue
F&*^ MY GROIN!!!!!!!!!
WHACK!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 7:00am |
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Whee!
Fig Newtons Taste Nasty Diggin' Fer Gold Up My Noze Giada's Big Fat Light Bulb Headed Grin Plucking Out Eyeballs Slap That Bitch Three Ways From Sunday Look! There's Nothing! I Pooped In The Potty Squeeze Them Zits Eazy For Cheezy Kill Your Mother Denture Odor Breath Coke and the Crackpipes Bono Needs To Shut The F**k Up! PedEgg Phart Phever Cockroach Goo I Hate My Job Girls Rule and Boys Drool Crackin' Knuckles What's Crack-a-lackin! Leave Britney Alone!!! Pestilence Pony Open Wide and Say Moo The James Cagney Corpse Stealers Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie! Gay Anteaters Help Me Find My Pants We Don't Know What To Call Ourselves Toilet Tussle My Baby Daddy's Better Than Yours Slutz 'n' Whorez Queef Turn That Damn Oven Off! One Too Many Hillary Clinton's Horse Laugh This Is A Stickup! Dan Rather Gives Me The Heebie-Jeebies Them Shifty Eyes Of Yours I Don't Wanna Play Anymore We Suck So You Don't Have To Spooge On Your Face Lice-A-Roni I've Got Fish In My Pockets This Band Has No Name |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 7:26am |
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Trashy Ash Can
Three Groins in the Fountain Flaming Candles Geek of the Week Bless My Mess Face My Space Book The File Folders The Greek Geeks Bumping Uglies Horizontal Mambo Antz in the Pantz Commercial Haters Kissing My Pussycat Imploding Airbags Ya know, either this is way too easy, or I really suck at it! But it's fun! |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 2:56pm |
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Pissing On The Third Rail
The Holy Crappers
Ding-y, Dong-y, Ditch-y, Dong!
Amish Who Are Not Going To The Mall
Find My Spleen
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Time Drags On For The Constipated
Living Clairitin Clear
We Are Not The Band
You Suck
Pass The Budduh, Paula Deen!
Shut The Hell Up, Rachael Ray!
Get A Bra, Sandra Lee!
The Mokie-Mokie Smackdowns
The Craptastic Assholes
Punchin' Yo' Mama's Face
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Station Wagon
The Hairless Pubes
Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood
The Tubal Ligations
Da Foot
The Weezy Jeffersons
Yo, Ho!
Bake That Oppossum Pie, Old Amish Woman!
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:31pm |
ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'm laughing so hard tears are forming! And I'm at work! Here's some more... Beef Patties Are The Shiznit! Battling The Bulge Grandpa's Lost His Shorts Muttering Obscenities Die A Horrible Death I Saw The Pope Kissing Santa Claus My Humps The Free Credit Report Assmunches Snatch The Snatch Stick It Up Your Yeah! We Just Stand Here Looking Pretty *&() - asterisk ampersand parentheses Free Urkel Heart Lung Goo That Damn Toilet Rag Elmo Dude, Where's My Talent? Cinnamon Aluminum Viva Viagra The One Note Singers We'll Never Have A Hit Record 3, 7, 2 KaBOOM! Poloponies (pronounced po-LOP-o-nies) Smoke That Bong Get It On, Bang Your Schlong No Skin Off My Teeth Makes Me No Nevermind We Forgot The Words |
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:42pm |
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I love this thread! I'm sitting here, cracking up, reading all your made-up bad band names.
The Bloody Red Kotexes
She's Virginal, Not Vaginal
The Duggars Will Have 25 More Babies
George Washington And The 55,000 Lies He Told
Don't Smoke That Crack, Amish Man!
Scrotal Disaster In Progress
Farting On The Dumb
Martha Washington, That Ho!
2 + 2 Does Not Equal The Sum Of Nothing Positive
Angry Esophagus
Lint Pickers And The sh*t Kickers
Whoa, Grampa -- Pull Up 'Dem Knickers!
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:58pm |
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If I ever go into the music industry, I am definitely using these names for at least albums. And no I'm not going to submit my own here. They'd pale in comparison.
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 6:40pm |
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Flinging Stale Hashbrowns At The Pope
Go, Amish Man -- Fetch Me Some Scrapple!
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Labial Dignitaries
Pus-Bucket Greed Fest
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
Land Ho -- It's A Ho!
Buying Kitty Litter, Not Clitty Litter
We Will Be Fat Next Year
Eating Ear Wax In Public And Other Socially Unacceptable Behaviors
Found Nothing
The What?
You
The Hey! There
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 7:10pm |
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This is right up my alley - let me give it a whirl:
Fleas Nesting in my Nose Hair
Crisco Grease Rules
Smoke the Guldens Mustard High
Liposuction Ate My Crotch
Ass Vomit, Part Deaux
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 10:54pm |
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You guys are cracking me up! This is too much fun! Biting Other People's Nails Why Oh Why Oh Why We Are, Are We? Ashy Elbows & Knees Migraines Really Really Hurt Hosing Down The Monkey Trapped! In A Hornet's Nest Whee Kan'tt Spel Gud Francisco Franco Is STILL Dead For A Good Time, Call... The sh*thouse Wall Canker and the Sores Pussy and the Dicks All Floured Up If You Can't Hear Us, Well Good For You Sniffing Nasty Ass Gas Uh...Um...Er... Shuck The Corn and Slap My Mama Your Breath Stinks Not These Guys Again! Boll Weevil Stew Free Roadkill For All I Wish I Were Your Tampon HAWWWK Spit-TOOEY Ew, Gross Pedo and the Files We Only Know One Song The Rolling Turtle Beatkees Dude! Bro! Dude! Bro! Zzzzzzzzzzz! (pronounced as a long snore) The Worst Band Ever We'll Only Be Remembered In History For Having The Longest, Nonsensical Name That You Can Ever Imagine A Band To Have Stargazing In My Bathtub I Don't Give A Rat's Ass Damn We're Hot! We  Muffins Tranny Fever |
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 11:52pm |
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sh*t or Get off the Pot
Pee Wee Herman Is Sitting In Front Of Me
Pinocchio Lies To Get Chicks
Standing On the Toilet by High On Pot
Ice Cold Party Weiners
Ice Cold Silly Peckers
Robert Downey Jr.'s band WHITESNIFF
Da Kidz uv Bill Clinton
Chicken Juice
Hillary and the Pecker Checkers
Wherez Bill Now??
f**kin Big Bird
What if Superman Was A Pornstar
Snorting Coca-Cola
Peeing Blood
Licking Lemons
Farting Pugs
Hamsters on Heroin
Loving Lorraina
Whackin Weiners
Silly Gay Syphilis (Billy Ray Cyrus) LOL
Butt Pirates
Black Eyed Penises
Cracked-Out Mommies
Deadbeat Daddies
Overzealous Zit Bashers
Cumtwats
Splitting Sphincters
Zorro's Oreos
My Pet Pig Makes Good Bacon
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Scooby-Doo And The Mystery Poo
Elvis Uranus And The Funk-Tastic Fish-A-Ma-Jigs
Deciphering One's Anus
Nasal Deception
Finding 25 Slutty Chicks Under Church Pews
Spermicidal Maniacs
Give 'Em The Clap!
The Advair Inhalers
Go Buy A Condom, Amish Man
Farting For A Penny
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 1:32am |
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Lyricists Nightmare We Hate Curtains
Bribing the Toll Booth Man
The Evil Donuts
Black Eyed Potatoes
Cats on Hot Tin Rooves
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 3:50pm |
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This is tons of fun & quite therapuetic!
Camel Toes And Other Fashion Don'ts
My Fist In Your Face
Sticking Our Toes In 55 Electrical Outlets
Finding Al Pacino
Jared, That Saggy Sack Of Flesh
Forgetting To Choke The Chicken
Beat That Rug, Amish Woman! Beat That Rug
Ass Manglers And The Tit Squeezers
Geezers And Sneezers
Pissing Off The Pope
Go Raise That Barn, Amish Men
Da sh*t
Joe Pesci's Missing Left Nut
Getting The Measels For Free
'Sup
Scrimmaging With Midgets
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The Happy Periods
Playing Gnip-Gnop With Our 30 Testicles
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:17pm |
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The Screaming sh*ts
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The Amish Britches
The Poli Dents
10,000 Homicidal Maniacs
The Swingy Gonads
Poisoned By A Garden Gnome
Pissing Without A Valid Reason
Tripping On Grass
Tricycle, Not Trisexual
The Fat Elvis Tribute Band
Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Up Yours
The Anita Bryant Connection
Amish Men Can't Jump
Corn For The Dumb
The Magic Mammaries
Douchebag Bowl-A-Thon
The Mormon Sex Scandal Tribute Band
Chunky Phlegms
Toenail Clippings And Anal Drippings
Fear Of Pilgrims
The Time-Of-The Months
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:44pm |
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As I recall, this more or less was the topic from hell....
Let's keep it that way, ladies & gents.
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 11:38pm |
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Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL!
The Rick James Slappers I Could Use Some Chili Hot Dogs Shut The F**k Up and Run! Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gim-MAY! You Suck Monkey Ass I Wish I Had A Beer Lather Rinse Repeat As Needed I Pick Hair Off My Face Sock Puppets! The Turkey In A Sandbox The Weevilbolls I Can't See My Ass Coming To Work Today Milk Of Magnesia Ex-Laxing The Night Away The Totally Offensive Stereotypes Suge Knight Is A Punk! (trust me; this guy will kill you if you look at him funny. A band with this name won't survive through their first song) Goodnight Sleep Tight We're All A Bunch Of Assholes Eating Cheese While Bathing Farting Between Subway Cars |
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Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 1:24am |
You know, Mooch, the reason I throw in Amish-themed made-up bad band names is because rock bands are so un-Amish.
In keeping with the spirit of things:
Shucking Corn With The Amish
Peeing With Two Fingers Up One's Ass
Twisted Holy Sister
25 Goombas
Bratz With Gnatz
Finding Hell In My Left Ear
Obdula Oblongata
Cock Certain
Whisker-Biscuit Brush-A-Thon
Shrinkin' Da 'Nads
The Hey! Hey! Heys!
Vulva Olé!
Dead Ciccadas
Playing Tag On The West Side Highway
Gloves For The Fingerless
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Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:23pm |
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Booger Art
The Bloody Stools
3 Legged Tables
Yellow Bucked Teeth
Sand In My Bathing Suit
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Partying Like The Amish
Having Paul Anka's Baby
Crotch Phobic
Frogs With No Frogs
Look At My What?
Poultry Farmers' Gang Bang-A-Thon
Where In The World Are Those Things That Are Those Things That ... ?
Digging In The Dirt For Diseases
Picking No Noses
The Ass-Candy No-No's
Tony Orlando And The Dawn Of The Dead
Shania And The Mark Twains
The Shameful Pubes
Tampon Strings And Other Things
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Don't Piss Off That Amish Man
Flipping Off The Judge
Spare A Square
Potato! Potato!
Truckas Without Muthas
We Might Be Black 'Cause We Don't Know If We're White
The Dangling Participles
Feelin' Nipply
We Might Be Dead Right Now
The Tomato Pasties
Unka-Dunka And The Chunka-Lunkas
The Backside Boys
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