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    Posted: 31 Jul 2008 at 7:00am
Talking about babies in a previous post got me thinking.  You know what else annoys me:  Naked baby butts.   Are they supposed to be cute?  Because they're not.
Yet, numerous diaper and bay product companies always demonstrate their product by wiping some baby butt.

I saw one the other day, but I don't remember who it was for, it made it through the entire commercial with no exhibitionism, but the last moment through ruined it.  Suddenly, for some reason there was a naked baby looking at the camera and then was promptly turned so that he was mooning the camera.

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The first "baby bottom" commercial I remember was for something that was "As soft as a baby's behind."  I think that was the start of the baby tush commercials. 

However, as a mother (and someone who has always had a maternal streak), I think EVERY baby's butt is adorable.  They're cute.  But I think most babies are beautiful, too.

Actually, I'll never forget the first time I saw an ugly baby.  I was shocked, because until then (I was 16), I really never thought there was such a thing as an ugly baby.

I have since learned the truth! OY!
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I'm reminded of Calvin's dad(of 'Calvin and Hobbes') who once said, 'I knew we made a mistake the moment I saw that little bologna loaf in the hospital bassinet.'
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

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Baby butts are cute; I wouldn't want to be the poor kid modeling in the commercial, though....it's not like they can give permission...

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I love the little cherubs.
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cute and tasty!!!! I love babies, baby piggies are especially wonderful! and those chubby little bums? don't get me started!!Approve
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Ever since my parents told me the story of my"raisin dump," where little turds and runs alike, sprinkled with raisins, sloshed out of my diaper and onto the carpet, I have been unable to stomach commercials where raisins or baby butts are prominently featured.

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ZoomZoom, you're not entirely alone here.  I don't find them offensive, but I don't find naked baby butts endearing either.  And as someone else said, I wouldn't want to have BEEN that baby either.  That's a little human being who has to live down any decisions made for it before it had a chance to protest.  Most people don't think of that when they decide their baby is worth gauking at completely naked.  Too bad.
 
Also, as said, knowing the way those butts usually look coming out of a dirty diaper; yeah, that's pretty powerful negative visual association IMO.  I can do without it.
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Originally posted by smokefilledlungs smokefilledlungs wrote:

Ever since my parents told me the story of my"raisin dump," where little turds and runs alike, sprinkled with raisins, sloshed out of my diaper and onto the carpet, I have been unable to stomach commercials where raisins or baby butts are prominently featured.



Oh, SFL, thank you SO much for burning that image into my head!!!
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At this point in my life, I could change a diaper with one hand and eat a peanut butter sandwich with the other!!!!Big%20smileApproveCool bring those babies to Big Momma!!!!
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Big Momma, as I'm still in a funk over my last child leaving the nest, I agree.  I think I may be ready for some grandchildren.  I was a whiz at diaper duty.  Ever use duct tape to reseal one after finding out it wasn't ready to change?
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I used first aid tape for that, worked like a charm!
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

At this point in my life, I could change a diaper with one hand and eat a peanut butter sandwich with the other!!!!Big%20smileApproveCool bring those babies to Big Momma!!!!


As long as you take a bite out of the correct hand!!!
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Faith! LOL!  But, it is the same consistency.  
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Faith! LOL!  But, it is the same consistency.  


Yes, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't taste quite the same!  LOL
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Depends on what you fed the kid.  Wink
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Depends on what you fed the kid.  Wink


I'm going to go out on a limb here, Hootie, and guess that no matter WHAT you feed the kid, the sh*t will taste like sh*t!
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Ever had generic lite low-fat peanut butter?
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Big Momma, as I'm still in a funk over my last child leaving the nest, I agree.  I think I may be ready for some grandchildren.  I was a whiz at diaper duty.  Ever use duct tape to reseal one after finding out it wasn't ready to change?


Ah.  Yet another use for duct tape.  Is there anything it can't do?
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Ever had generic lite low-fat peanut butter?
 
Ever had that "natural" peanut butter that you have to mix, because the oil seperates from the butter?
It tastes like cheap glue and cashews.
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SFL, ever have a peanut butter and raisin diaper...oops, I mean sandwich?Wink
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