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    Posted: 19 Mar 2009 at 8:07pm


This spot annoys me because anyone who sprays THIS much smelly sh*t on yourself is a complete toolshed. Congratulations, you smell like a middle school boy who marinated in cologne now ready for his first coed dance. I mean what the hell? If you sweat a lot use scented antiperspirant, if not use deodorant, and then you can use a little bit of this stuff, but dousing yourself like it was an odor extinguisher putting out a stink fire on your torso is juvenile shady basics 101.

You don't need to worry about girls whiffing your pits...you'll never need to cross that bridge.
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I'd sell a kidney to see that bike CRASH and burst into flames, with the alcohol in the deodorant acting as an accelerent making it an even more epic blaze!!!!  

I love the smell of ROAST TOOL in the morning!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Haha Dizzle I couldn't have said it better. LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Mar 2009 at 3:30am
That commercial wasn't that necessary,what a waste of of film, expect for the girl of course.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote emrys927 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Mar 2009 at 1:57pm
Waste of film, waste of CGI power, waste of everyone's time...this one has it all.
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

That commercial wasn't that necessary,what a waste of of film, expect for the girl of course.


Cut the entire commercial out, except for a still image of the girl.     Put the caption on the screen: "Use AXE and You Can Bone Chicks Like This" LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Axe is a joke and a scam...

but then I guess the people they target buy it no matter what.
Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero.
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I HATE Axe! It smells straight-up nasty, and this is coming from a girl, so dudes, take note. Every sleazy guy I know coats himself with this stuff. And the smell of it always brings back horrible memories of my freshman year, when the dude with the locker next to mine used to put it on in the morning at school. The stench would hang in the air until lunch. Dead
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Originally posted by Pez Pez wrote:

I HATE Axe! It smells straight-up nasty, and this is coming from a girl, so dudes, take note. Every sleazy guy I know coats himself with this stuff. And the smell of it always brings back horrible memories of my freshman year, when the dude with the locker next to mine used to put it on in the morning at school. The stench would hang in the air until lunch. Dead


It makes me think of after gym class.   Everyone doused themselves in AXE to try to 'freshen up' and not stink for the rest of the day.  

Trust me, as bad as you think AXE smells, it beats the crap out of being dirty.   One year I had a class with a smelly kid.   It was not fun. DeadDeadDead
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Originally posted by Pez Pez wrote:

I HATE Axe! It smells straight-up nasty, and this is coming from a girl, so dudes, take note. Every sleazy guy I know coats himself with this stuff. And the smell of it always brings back horrible memories of my freshman year, when the dude with the locker next to mine used to put it on in the morning at school. The stench would hang in the air until lunch. Dead
 
Well in that dude's defense many of us guys in high school usually don't understand the concept of moderation when it comes to things like deodorant and cologne. Many figure it must not be working unless somebody can smell you from the end of the hallway. 
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I just hate that they call it Double pits to "chesty"...

WTH is a "chesty"? Why don't they just say chest?
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           There's been a handful of Axe commercials over the last year that all SUCK!!!!!! Course, like stated above, you gotta remember who the target audience is! Anyone who thinks about using Axe as opposed to a good quality cologne or deoderant is low on brain cells. It's cheap sh*t!!
          As for the commercials, they are utterly moronic, revolting, mind numbing, pieces of sh*t that are a waste any intelligent persons time. Too bad there's idiots out there that actually buy this stuff, ergo...the commercials continue!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Mar 2009 at 1:07pm
Jade East was the popular cologne with the black leather jacket and Italian Ban-lon knit shirt and Brylcreem set when I was a youth.  And I'm talking 1970, not 1960.
 
OK, that's all absolutely meaningless to most here.  LOL 
 
 
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I finally saw the ad on TV.

I want to beat that excited dolthead with the microphone who keeps saying "DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY!!!11!"  SHUT THE f**k UP!!!!!
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"Double pits to chesty"...the phrase makes me want to violently shake something. Axe is getting on my nerves more and more lately. I can't stand the other "bad hair epidemic" series commercials either.

Edit: I forgot about the worst part! The reporter girl actually sniffs the dude's armpits when he raises them in victory. I'm so sick of seeing this depicted, no matter how good your pits smell, beautiful women would not be caught dead taking a few wiffs of them with a goofy grin in public.
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I finally did see this commercial for myself and it is every bit as stupid as you all say it is.
 
I admit that I use Axe, but only because I am allergic to everything else. 
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When I lived the "dorm life" for a year, I had to endure some students that took "Axe showers" (no, not Axe shower gel, though Unilever makes that, too). They sprayed on Axe to cover up bad, but not atrocious body odor. Dead Those who did shower wore Cool Water, Adidas Moves, or Curve... I still can't get over the smell of Cool Water to this day because of those associations.

As for me, I happen to like Thierry Mugler's A*Men (which was known as Angel Men until recently... they changed the name to make it the same worldwide), along with John Varvatos Vintage. I like a little complexity in my cologne.
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I hate this one.    Why are they making up words?   What's a chesty?   Does anyone say chesty?   And the concept is retarded too.   Of course, when I'm flying through the air on a bike I'm going to take off my shirt and shower in cologne.   AXE is frakin brilliant!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote promontorium Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Mar 2009 at 2:10am
-To those wondering about "chesty", it's to make the phrase sound like a trick, (like stoppie, froggy, or wheelie)

What I really hated about this new campaign is, it's the equivalent of "lather, rinse, repeat" They don't care if you're overdoing it, they want people to empty their can faster so they go buy more.
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

"Double pits to chesty"...the phrase makes me want to violently shake something. Axe is getting on my nerves more and more lately. I can't stand the other "bad hair epidemic" series commercials either.

Edit: I forgot about the worst part! The reporter girl actually sniffs the dude's armpits when he raises them in victory. I'm so sick of seeing this depicted, no matter how good your pits smell, beautiful women would not be caught dead taking a few wiffs of them with a goofy grin in public.
I agree with all that you just posted especially about violently shaking something after hearing the phrase.LOL 
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Axe is so nasty!! Like many others here I too have bad associations with it.  Seems like it came out when I was in high school, so many of the gross/sleazy types that never showered used it to cover up God knows what..

Of course I grew up in the sticks so most of them were just rednecks and hilljacks that seemed to think it was some sort of high-end cologne. 

I'd rather smell Designer Imposters over that sh*t!
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I bought some axe last year and it smelled spit so i had to throw it in the trash.
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I finally saw the ad on TV.

I want to beat that excited dolthead with the microphone who keeps saying "DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY!!!11!"  SHUT THE f**k UP!!!!!


My thoughts exactly!Angry
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I hate how the camera goes blurry before he does the jump.
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I found the x-ray version of double pits to chesty                                                                                                                                      and the can cam now they're just going crazy.Angry
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