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    Posted: 07 Sep 2010 at 3:44pm
I just saw this for the first time last night - not sure if it's new or if I just missed it.  I can't post links from work so if anyone else can find one, feel free to post..
 
Anyway, this Axe Detailer is some sort of scrubby sponge for the shower.  The woman talking explains how you can use this to "wash your balls".  Of course, then they show her washing soccer balls, golf balls, basketballs.  THEN they pan to some other woman for this painfully long shot of her rolling two golf balls around in her hand with this creepy "sexy" look on her face.
 
Last, there's a guy holding up this old mesh bag full of soccer balls who says, "what about my dirty ball sack?"
 
It's bad.
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( Apologies for the long version of the commercial.  I couldn't find a 30-second version.  Although I'll admit I didn't look very hard. )

I don't like this one, either.  This ranks down there with the feminine hygiene commercials talking about vaginal odor.  If I wanted to hear about stench-ridden genitals while I was eating, I'd invite my inappropriate cousin over for dinner.
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Wait . . . they actually showed this on network TV? For real? Just when I thought Axe commercials couldn't get anymore tasteless with the dirty gym hair.
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Might be painful to play with a guy's balls the way that weirdo was doing.  LOL  And...if a guy is washing his balls, he'll also be washing his ballsack.  It's all one unit, unless he wants to slit open his ballsack and wash his balls separately.  Cool  I think the motto is..."Guys..keep yourself clean "down there" because no one wants to smell  Schweddy Balls!!"  
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Holy crap, what an abomination!  Shocked  WHY, oh WHY did they film a 2:49 version of this ad?  Would ANYONE air it?  Would ANYONE watch it? Cry Ermm Wacko

Originally posted by ShinyGreenApple ShinyGreenApple wrote:

Wait . . . they actually showed this on network TV? For real? Just when I thought Axe commercials couldn't get anymore tasteless with the dirty gym hair.


Soon they'll show a shower of s*** flying out of someone's rear end, in the same fashion of the gym hair ad. Dead  At least this ad doesn't have that douchebaggery and preposterous neon "Hair Action" logo at the end, like anyone expects 'hair action.' Disapprove
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote mst3k4evr Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Sep 2010 at 6:04pm
I just saw this commercial for the first time the other night as well; the dumbest Axe commercial so far.
 
BTW, Monica Blake is played by Jaime Pressly from My Name is Earl and Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction.
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Not the funniest commercial I've ever seen...but certainly better than the other Axe commercials.

Lighten up!  BTW, it hasn't been on my local channels.
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Speaking of lights........
 
Give 'em a good detail with  Mothers PowerBall.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Sep 2010 at 5:40am
Axe is definitely reaching for the low hanging fruit with this one, no pun intended.
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This is one commercial that made me ask WTF?!

If I want to talk about Balls, give me the SNL Sketch with Alec Baldwin and his Schweaty Balls!LOL
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Axe, please stop making commercials.  Tweeners are the only ones that buy your crap anyway. 

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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Axe, please stop making commercials.  Tweeners are the only ones that buy your crap anyway. 



But don't you want some Hair Action™? LOL LOL Disapprove
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Originally posted by dp7 dp7 wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Axe, please stop making commercials.  Tweeners are the only ones that buy your crap anyway. 



But don't you want some Hair Action™? LOL LOL Disapprove
No, I want the ladies to come closer, not run away from me because I smell like Axe (piss  and alcohol). LOL
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Originally posted by dp7 dp7 wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Axe, please stop making commercials.  Tweeners are the only ones that buy your crap anyway. 



But don't you want some Hair Action™? LOL LOL Disapprove



No. WTF is Hair Action anyway sounds sexual. Probably intended of course!Angry
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Sorry if I'm dragging this topic up, but I only just saw this.
Notice the disclaimer at the end, "Take care when using on sensitive areas." That bothers me for some reason... they make this product, fill their tasteless commercial with double entendres, then insult our ability to wash our junk without injuring ourselves o.O
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I dont know, call me immature, but I got a chuckle out of this add for some reason.  When Jamie Presley just flat out says "It cleans your balls", I admit I laughed.  I  can think of worse commercials.  
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"Ball" washing = funny. So why can't feminine wash ads be funny, too, instead of disgusting? Wouldn't that be "rePhreshing"?
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"Wash yer labia minora and majora!!" 
 
Hmmm.   Not as funny as BALLS!!! 
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LOL Virginia Dare...

I have a great idea for a funny feminine wash ad, but I don't think I can describe it here.
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Originally posted by Cherry_Carver Cherry_Carver wrote:

LOL Virginia Dare...

I have a great idea for a funny feminine wash ad, but I don't think I can describe it here.
Aww c'mon....sure you can!!  TongueTongueTongue

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I thought the most despicable part was the old guy bringing out his two very diry and deflated ones.  Notice that they were both completely inflated after the washing.  How did that happen?
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Huh-huh...she said "balls"! A-hyuk-yuk-yuk! Stern%20Smile Ads like this only appeal to immature men and 12 year old boys.

Question - is this product only for washing testicles? Since when do we need a separate body wash for that? "Duh, I can't wash my balls with soap because it dries them up like withered old raisins. Guess I'll use this Axe stuff, instead." I'm surprised they didn't say "Now you can get some Ball Action!"

Axe smells like ass, anyway.
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

"Wash yer labia minora and majora!!" 
 
Hmmm.   Not as funny as BALLS!!! 
LOL
 
Well, "mons" might work.  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Cherry_Carver Cherry_Carver wrote:

"Ball" washing = funny. So why can't feminine wash ads be funny, too, instead of disgusting? Wouldn't that be "rePhreshing"?
 
"clean your beaver"?
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Now in the economy gallon size jug. But wait, call in the next ten minutes........ 
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