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    Posted: 01 Jul 2017 at 9:43pm
GREAT WALL OF CHINA!! 
What the hell happened to this dude's car!? Did he drive it into quicksand or something!? TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR CAR.

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I'm surprised that he isn't caked with mud based on the Jeep!
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He must've tooken a shower afterwards.
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I can guarantee you that the employees at Autozone aren't going to let some customer use their bathroom facilities to wash up.  That would be against store policy.
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Imagine a big, dirty Jeep being dumped in a bathtub...
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I'm confused.
I don't get the connection (if there is one) between having a muddy Jeep and "needing" a $20 off coupon?
 
What does one have to do with the other?
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

I'm confused.
I don't get the connection (if there is one) between having a muddy Jeep and "needing" a $20 off coupon?
 
What does one have to do with the other?
 
 
It would make sense if Autozones normally had a car wash but I've never seen one.
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♫ Get in the derp, derp-dee-derp ♫ Dead
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I just realized...Not only is the Jeep a MESS, the dude is a total ditz and thinks there are showers at Autozone.
Now when I look out the window and see our nearby AutoZone, I'll recall this ditz and not care for AutoZone whatsoever.
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He spent too much time in the sun.  Wink

He got the Autozone confused with the YMCA (for showers).  Confused
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Originally posted by HalandBubbles HalandBubbles wrote:

I just realized...Not only is the Jeep a MESS, the dude is a total ditz and thinks there are showers at Autozone.
Now when I look out the window and see our nearby AutoZone, I'll recall this ditz and not care for AutoZone whatsoever.


Agreed I don't see how this would get them customers IT WON'T!
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Quote Anduril wrote:

I'm confused.
I don't get the connection (if there is one) between having a muddy Jeep and "needing" a $20 off coupon?
 
What does one have to do with the other?
 
The 'mud' is a metaphor for something else.  And he's realy going to need that coupon in the bathroom facilities...  LOL
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I recently read about auto detailers who for a substantial fee will artfully apply mud to a 4WD so the driver can appear to be as cool as this idiot.Confused
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

He got the Autozone confused with the YMCA (for showers).  Confused
I would've been kicked out of the YMCA if I bought a muddy Jeep and dumped it in their showers.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I recently read about auto detailers who for a substantial fee will artfully apply mud to a 4WD so the driver can appear to be as cool as this idiot.Confused
 
Goes with those $300 pre-battered, tattered, greasy and muddy jeans that were posted about in another thread.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I recently read about auto detailers who for a substantial fee will artfully apply mud to a 4WD so the driver can appear to be as cool as this idiot.Confused
 
Goes with those $300 pre-battered, tattered, greasy and muddy jeans that were posted about in another thread.
 
 
Also goes with any Emoji Movie t-shirt.
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