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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Wealthwood She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit.

She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old, owl-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the same little ole drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, “Give the ballerina another drink!”

The bartender approaches the little old drunk and says, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your own darn business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in tarnation do you keep calling her the ballerina?”

The drunk replies, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”

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GIRLS NIGHT OUT
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten overenthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, " These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!!"


"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."


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After reading the news, your post gave me a much needed laugh!
Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Wealthwood She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit.

She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old, owl-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the same little ole drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, “Give the ballerina another drink!”

The bartender approaches the little old drunk and says, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your own darn business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in tarnation do you keep calling her the ballerina?”

The drunk replies, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

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That's funny but Leah would never bite my balls.

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LOL! That looks like the splitzies guy.

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Wine NOT included...

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^ LOL   Mr. T!  What are you doing here so early?
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Check your clock, you ol' coot!  You're up way too late!  Wink
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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a Spanish-style soup made from tomatoes and other vegetables and spices, served cold.LOL
Okay, I had to look it up...



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