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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

At that aga, about all you're gonna do with those piles of dead presidents (she's got 850 million worth of 'em) is roll around in them. I would imagine buying more stuff had worn out its luster years ago, to someone like her.

I'd like to see her don all her early Madonna garb and go on tour singing Material Girl and Like a Virgin at state fairs and bars in Iowa. That would be awesome.

I guess there's always PornHub.

I think they have kinky, niche porn sections with content like old people sex, etc.

She could do bestiality porn, too. 

Probably nothing she's not familiar with. 
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With her new porcine face, she could be either role.
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Sort of like androgyny, but human-animal rather than male-female.  

Therianthropy. 
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She's also freakishly paranoid about anyone getting ahold of her DNA.  Maybe because her looks are reverting a space alien's...? 
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The transformation looks to be underway.... 



OTOH, maybe she just doesn't want either her true or alternate identities revealed..... 



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Some classic kids' books I'd forgotten about....











Many more classic titles and covers here:


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LOL, those remind me of some office humor that landed on my desk in the 90s (when such humor came in via fax). It was two parts. One was "Little Golden Books that Never Made it to Print" and "Banned Doctor Suess Books".

The former included such titles as...

1. The Magical World Inside an Abandined Refrigerator
2. You're Different and That's Bad


The latter included...

1. Horton Hires a Ho
2. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch

I think the full lists are still on the 'net somewhere.

Edit: In the current "cancel culture", looking these things up results in articles re Dr. Suess and Golden Books that actually have been banned. 🤪

But I Googled some of the titles and found more, including...

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad
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I figured they would appeal to your twisted, sick-minded sense of humor.

Because they appeal to my twisted, sick-minded sense of humor.

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LOL at all of those, but I think my fave is...
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I think I was more partial to the two-headed kid and Uncle Creepy. LOL
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The two-headed kid reminds me of that (those?) two-headed girls (girl?) who used to be on daytime talk shows and now pop up regularly in those click-bait articles that promise to tell me about the "tragedy" that befell them, but when you read the article, there is no tragedy.
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Yeah, it sucks when they get you all primed up to read about a nice, juicy tragedy involving people you neither know nor care about, then they just snatch the rug out from under you like that.

It's like those other stupid click bait articles that promise to tell you about the scene that got Bewitched or The Brady Bunch or some other show cancelled, that featured a hot chick who everyone has always wanted to see naked or maybe topless or even just flashing some nip or side boob or an upskirt, but after clicking through 100 pages with advertisements, you got nothing but a People Magazine story.

I hate when that happens.
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Are all of those books real?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, it sucks when they get you all primed up to read about a nice, juicy tragedy involving people you neither know nor care about, then they just snatch the rug out from under you like that.

It's like those other stupid click bait articles that promise to tell you about the scene that got Bewitched or The Brady Bunch or some other show cancelled, that featured a hot chick who everyone has always wanted to see naked or maybe topless or even just flashing some nip or side boob or an upskirt, but after clicking through 100 pages with advertisements, you got nothing but a People Magazine story.

I hate when that happens.




Yep. The latest one (at least that I'm getting) is of Marsha Brady, and it kinda promises some upskirt. I haven't clicked on.
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Are all of those books real?


If only!! 😪

Really...if they were, I'd order the entire set.

But I think you can order this one off the 'net. It's a classic:


(I had a picture here of the cover of the bestiality classic "Daughter Gets the Goat", but figured I'd better remove it. But you can Google it.)
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

Are all of those books real?


If only!! 😪

Really...if they were, I'd order the entire set.

I'm sort of tentatively planning to have each of those fake covers printed at Office Depot on 8x10 card stock, then get some cheap frames at Dollar Tree.

Hang them in my living room. 

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Do it!

I once wanted to get a big poster of that Bristol Stool Chart made at a copy place, but it would've cost like $60. I wanted to hang it in my bathroom.

Likewise, I wanted to do the same with that mugshot of Nick Nolte, and hang it in the doorway to my living room.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

Are all of those books real?


If only!! 😪

Really...if they were, I'd order the entire set.

I'm sort of tentatively planning to have each of those fake covers printed at Office Depot on 8x10 card stock, then get some cheap frames at Dollar Tree.

Hang them in my living room. 

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Or for more fun, slip one or two of those 'books' into those little 'lending libraries' some neighborhoods set up. Especially the more uptight ones... 
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LOL @ the Ether bunny. I'm gonna hafta forward that one on.
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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

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4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
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