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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:


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I never really liked the song, but this version isn't as awful as the visuals.

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Oh lord.

I have to wonder how Bowie reacted to that.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Oh lord.

I have to wonder how Bowie reacted to that.



Well, he probably saw it. And now he's dead.

Connect the dots.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...... I see. LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Dec 2020 at 1:53pm
YouTube has an online commercial for the Clear Rear Bidet. It features a talking POS.  I could't find it but this is pretty good too.


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

YouTube has an online commercial for the Clear Rear Bidet. It features a talking POS.  I could't find it but this is pretty good too.



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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

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I never get to see this kind of excitement:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/21/women-got-high-on-fentanyl-demanded-free-food-from-mcdonalds-then-bared-their-backsides-at-staff-who-said-no-13788111/?ito=push-notification&ci=62096&si=22208267


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Y'mean there's more than one Hallmark movie?

Okay, I'll grant them two---the Christmas one and the other-than-Christmas one.

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

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If you watch Jaws backwards....

...it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.


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I see the boss man has not been here since September.  Please don't report me!


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I'm finding a lot of good stuff on YouTube to fight the boredom. I love this guy!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Dec 2020 at 3:31pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I see the boss man has not been here since September.  Please don't report me!



Those were pretty good.

I wish I had known them in my early 20's.

The Sling Blade guy is a riot but what I really love is his wife's reaction to his drive through shenanigans.




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This guy is a former Marine from California/Rhode Island. He has a way with the women and a good sense of humor.   "HEY  JIMMAAY!"  This is for you, Jimbo!


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I just don't knw what to say....

HEY JIMMAAY!!!! LOL
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LOL

I hope managed to get a little laugh out of that!  It' not easy to entertain me.

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Air Force One crashed on a farm in Nebraska

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yup."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"

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As I read the parts where Hank the farmer was speaking, I heard the voice of this guy....



....Fred Ziffel from Green Acres.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Air Force One crashed on a farm in Nebraska

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yup."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"

LOL

As I read the parts where Hank the farmer was speaking, I heard the voice of this guy....



....Fred Ziffel from Green Acres.


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It took me a second on that bottom one.
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