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DF,  That's a great story!  LOL
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Is there anything more annoying than some slow-poke in the far left lane?
I mind all speed limits and am a good driver. If your not doing anything wrong, you won't get pulled over.
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(EmbarrassedHow sweet!) JUST saw a 'Johnny Knoxville' number where he is taking his own grandmother around to taxidermy shops to see how much it will cost to stuff her because she's going to die pretty soon. They went from shop to shop,simply horrifying everyone (granny was too cool).
They was hilarious.
Knoxville: "...we have the 'legal parts' covered, she has her 'papers..."
Granny: "Will I stink? Will they have to wash me?"
The skit ended when Knoxville actually asked a taxidermist "what do they do with her entrails? who ges them?"
THAT was too much for HER...
 
 
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I was thinking of posting something from Toronto's Mayor Bob, but there're too many clips to choose from.
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

(EmbarrassedHow sweet!) JUST saw a 'Johnny Knoxville' number where he is taking his own grandmother around to taxidermy shops to see how much it will cost to stuff her because she's going to die pretty soon. They went from shop to shop,simply horrifying everyone (granny was too cool).

They was hilarious.

Knoxville: "...we have the 'legal parts' covered, she has her 'papers..."

Granny: "Will I stink? Will they have to wash me?"

The skit ended when Knoxville actually asked a taxidermist "what do they do with her entrails? who ges them?"

THAT was too much for HER...


There are all kinds of ways you can dispose of old mum...






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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
I was thinking of posting something from Toronto's Mayor Bob, but there're too many clips to choose from.
 
 
Confusedyou haven't been reading the 'very stupid thread', now have you?
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There is a Jerky Boys prank where a man contacts another man who is advertising a chest freezer for sale . The prank caller states that his mother in law has died and he cannot afford to give her a proper burial right now so he needs to store her in the freezer until he gets his tax check. The freezer seller gets absolutely furious with him! This had me in stitches!
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Ahhhh..the Jerky Boys.

Been awhile.

They were great!!!
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I was thinking of posting something from Toronto's Mayor Bob, but there're too many clips to choose from.


From Letterman's Top Ten Names For Toronto Mayor Rob Ford:

The Round Mound of Unwound



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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:


There are all kinds of ways you can dispose of old mum...

Big smileThanks, ol'Mule - I'd never seen that one! That made me feel kinda like I just opened my favorite XMAS present, not unlike the 'ChiaPet', we have the UpChuckMonkey to go with the MudMonkey!!!
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^ That one was a classic, Pa!!!

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Ahhhh..the Jerky Boys.

Been awhile.

They were great!!!


Yes, The Jerky Boys are my heroes! I want to be just like them when I grow up!
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WARNING__Adult Language!!!
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Loved the Jerky Boys LOL

Another *language warning* .. never was a huge Sandler fan but this song is one I think all of us can identify with at some point in our lives:


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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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^^ What an asshole. I would LOVE to have seen how Judge Judy would've handled him LOL

If you remember R Kelly and his sex scandal:






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I had the hots for Jan Smithers, big time.
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http://robprocks.com/?p=172

A song that's pretty funny
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Whew, that was close LOL
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^^LOLLOL
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