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Hootman 
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 Posted: 18 Nov 2013 at 3:27pm |
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DF, That's a great story!
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aka ron
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Posted: 18 Nov 2013 at 7:59pm |
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Is there anything more annoying than some slow-poke in the far left lane?
I mind all speed limits and am a good driver. If your not doing anything wrong, you won't get pulled over.
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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insanity213
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Posted: 18 Nov 2013 at 8:43pm |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:15am |
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(
 How sweet!) JUST saw a 'Johnny Knoxville' number where he is taking his own grandmother around to taxidermy shops to see how much it will cost to stuff her because she's going to die pretty soon. They went from shop to shop,simply horrifying everyone (granny was too cool).
They was hilarious.
Knoxville: "...we have the 'legal parts' covered, she has her 'papers..."
Granny: "Will I stink? Will they have to wash me?"
The skit ended when Knoxville actually asked a taxidermist "what do they do with her entrails? who ges them?"
THAT was too much for HER...
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:42am |
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I was thinking of posting something from Toronto's Mayor Bob, but there're too many clips to choose from.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:48am |
There are all kinds of ways you can dispose of old mum... |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 3:51am |
 you haven't been reading the 'very stupid thread', now have you?
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DARK FATHER
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 4:40am |
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There is a Jerky Boys prank where a man contacts another man who is advertising a chest freezer for sale . The prank caller states that his mother in law has died and he cannot afford to give her a proper burial right now so he needs to store her in the freezer until he gets his tax check. The freezer seller gets absolutely furious with him! This had me in stitches!
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Jimbo
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 4:43am |
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Ahhhh..the Jerky Boys.
Been awhile. They were great!!! |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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Jimbo
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 4:59am |
From Letterman's Top Ten Names For Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: The Round Mound of Unwound |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 5:00am |
 Thanks, ol'Mule - I'd never seen that one! That made me feel kinda like I just opened my favorite XMAS present, not unlike the 'ChiaPet', we have the UpChuckMonkey to go with the MudMonkey!!! |
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Jimbo
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 5:02am |
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^ That one was a classic, Pa!!!
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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DARK FATHER
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 8:29am |
Yes, The Jerky Boys are my heroes! I want to be just like them when I grow up! |
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aka ron
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Posted: 19 Nov 2013 at 10:51am |
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WARNING__Adult Language!!!
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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insanity213
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Posted: 20 Nov 2013 at 9:18pm |
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Loved the Jerky Boys
Another *language warning* .. never was a huge Sandler fan but this song is one I think all of us can identify with at some point in our lives: |
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aka ron
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Posted: 22 Nov 2013 at 2:44pm |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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aka ron
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Posted: 22 Nov 2013 at 3:17pm |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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insanity213
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Posted: 26 Nov 2013 at 8:18pm |
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^^ What an asshole. I would LOVE to have seen how Judge Judy would've handled him
If you remember R Kelly and his sex scandal: |
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aka ron
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Posted: 27 Nov 2013 at 6:03pm |
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I had the hots for Jan Smithers, big time.
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Posted: 27 Nov 2013 at 6:26pm |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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aka ron
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Posted: 27 Nov 2013 at 7:00pm |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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insanity213
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Posted: 27 Nov 2013 at 7:10pm |
 Whew, that was close |
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Posted: 27 Nov 2013 at 8:29pm |
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Posted: 29 Nov 2013 at 7:21pm |
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^^
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Posted: 30 Nov 2013 at 7:39pm |
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