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I'm looking for a new toenail fungus commercial, didn't catch the brand name. It shows people with feet where their hands should be, maybe I'll see the commercial again.

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I've been looking on YouTube and iSpot for that one too, but I don't think it's online yet.

What a creepy ad!!!

People's hands replaced with stinky-ass feet!!!!


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Another hilarious offering from Mahk!  That guy is a crazy dude.  Keep 'em coming, Mahk!  LOL  Thumbs Up
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I wanna get in her pants! Tongue


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Kim Jong-un travels with personal toilet, say North Koreans


North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un travels with a mobile toilet built into one of the vehicles in his convoy when he conducts routine inspections of military bases and state-run factories around the country, according to sources close to his personal guards.

“The restrooms are not only in Kim Jong-un’s personal train but whatever small or midsize cars he is traveling with and even in special vehicles that are designed for mountainous terrain or snow,” said a source in South Pyongan province, who is close to the Escort Command tasked with guarding the leader.

“There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom.”

The claim was corroborated by another source close to Kim’s Escort Command.

“He has to travel around the entire country for field guidance, so there always needs to be a personal restroom exclusively for the Suryeong [Supreme Leader] Kim Jong-un,” the source said. “It is unthinkable in a Suryeong-based society for him to have to use a public restroom just because he travels around the country.”



https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/13/kim-jong-un-toilet-north-koreans

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I've been looking on YouTube and iSpot for that one too, but I don't think it's online yet.

What a creepy ad!!!

People's hands replaced with stinky-ass feet!!!!




I've seen it too, disgusting! I think it was for Kerasal somehow that sticks in my mind.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Kim Jong-un travels with personal toilet, say North Koreans

North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un travels with a mobile toilet built into one of the vehicles in his convoy when he conducts routine inspections of military bases and state-run factories around the country, according to sources close to his personal guards.

“The restrooms are not only in Kim Jong-un’s personal train but whatever small or midsize cars he is traveling with and even in special vehicles that are designed for mountainous terrain or snow,” said a source in South Pyongan province, who is close to the Escort Command tasked with guarding the leader.

“There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom.”

The claim was corroborated by another source close to Kim’s Escort Command.

“He has to travel around the entire country for field guidance, so there always needs to be a personal restroom exclusively for the Suryeong [Supreme Leader] Kim Jong-un,” the source said. “It is unthinkable in a Suryeong-based society for him to have to use a public restroom just because he travels around the country.”


Imagine having to be the driver of that car.

I wonder if it's considered an insult or an honor.

I wonder if his waste is collected and saved for "posterity".

I wonder if the used TP is collected and used by artists to make paper mâché collages out of.

I wonder if it stinks like sh*t inside the car all the time.



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Definitely do NOT envy the chauffer.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! that had me in stitches!!!!! Kind reminds me of the schtick Conan O' Brian did where they put an animated mouth on a still picture on a famous person and said a bunch of crazy stuff. Funny stuff!
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! that had me in stitches!!!!! Kind reminds me of the schtick Conan O' Brian did where they put an animated mouth on a still picture on a famous person and said a bunch of crazy stuff. Funny stuff!


I remember those Conan skits too.

Ahnuldt Shvazzeneggah was one of Conan's favorites for that bit...


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^LOL

There was a topic that brought this type of stuff out in the not to distant past.

Speaking of the past, Jimbo. I wanted to add an old gif that you posted many moons ago.  I thought I saved it!  It shows a little brother pushing his sister away from a sandwich, do you still have it?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL

There was a topic that brought this type of stuff out in the not to distant past.

Speaking of the past, Jimbo. I wanted to add an old gif that you posted many moons ago.  I thought I saved it!  It shows a little brother pushing his sister away from a sandwich, do you still have it?


I don't remember that being a gif (animated). As I recall it was just a regular still picture.

I don't have it on my tablet or in cloud storage, but I might have it stored on a flash drive. I'll have to get my old laptop out to check and that might not be right away.

But I will look for it.

EDIT: Did a Google Image search and found it...


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LOL  That's it, thanks Jimbo!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL

There was a topic that brought this type of stuff out in the not to distant past.

Speaking of the past, Jimbo. I wanted to add an old gif that you posted many moons ago.  I thought I saved it!  It shows a little brother pushing his sister away from a sandwich, do you still have it?


I don't remember that being a gif (animated). As I recall it was just a regular still picture.

I don't have it on my tablet or in cloud storage, but I might have it stored on a flash drive. I'll have to get my old laptop out to check and that might not be right away.

But I will look for it.

EDIT: Did a Google Image search and found it...


Yes, forgive my terminology. I'm still an internet dumbass.

There was a news story on ABC earlier today about Gifs and Memes and how they have changed how people communicate.  This interweb thingy?  It's just a fad!  Embarrassed
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^LOLLOL

"That's your penis. Alright" Embarrassed

"Do you have a Concealed Carry permit for that weapon?"
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That gives me a headache just watching those idiots!  Is it Poppy season?
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That gives me a headache just watching those idiots!  Is it Poppy season?


The funniest thing about that video is that the music wasn't added or overdubbed.

They were actually listening to it.



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^LOLLOL

"That's your penis. Alright" Embarrassed

"Do you have a Concealed Carry permit for that weapon?"


The cop could've at least had the proper "guy etiquette" to say "Oh damn!!! Sorry, dude!!"

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOLLOL

"That's your penis. Alright" Embarrassed

"Do you have a Concealed Carry permit for that weapon?"


The cop could've at least had the proper "guy etiquette" to say "Oh damn!!! Sorry, dude!!"

I wonder what he was being detained for.  Adds new meaning to "search and seizure."  LOL
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^LOL

Maybe the handcuffs turned him on...or he has that problem some men get with ED drugs.

Priapism, a rare condition defined by prolonged erections in the absence of sexual arousal,
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Bad boys, bad boys

Wha'cha gonna do?

Wha'cha gonna do?

Wha'cha gonna do when they cum for you?


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