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 Posted: 22 Nov 2014 at 4:37pm |
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Papa Lazarou
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Posted: 24 Nov 2014 at 7:27pm |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2014 at 7:57pm |
 Possibly the only thing in the world that has more names than Donathan  My personal favorite (which wasn't in the song) is "Village Feeders." |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Posted: 25 Nov 2014 at 8:14pm |
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I love it when the wife can hear what I am looking at and laugh, dead baboons.
I told her about the 99 names for boobs, she declined viewing it. |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2014 at 8:16pm |
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^^
I'm sure you don't have to have seen Die Hard with a Vengeance to know what the sign really says (a huge thumbs up for the video editing quality - it looks completely genuine): |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2014 at 8:26pm |
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Posted: 27 Nov 2014 at 6:41pm |
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Posted: 30 Nov 2014 at 7:47pm |
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Posted: 02 Dec 2014 at 5:56pm |
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Posted: 02 Dec 2014 at 6:17pm |
I wonder if there's also a photo out there of Santa wearing makeup and dancing naked in the mirror with his "stocking stuffer" tucked away underneath. "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Ho-Ho-Hose again" |
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Posted: 02 Dec 2014 at 6:51pm |
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"Princess, come here you little sh*t"
What a great movie.
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Posted: 03 Dec 2014 at 5:33pm |
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I found this damned brilliant.
There's a song about pooping in strange toilets that reminds me of a conversation we'd have here. |
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Posted: 05 Dec 2014 at 2:26am |
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sh*t.
Now I'm gonna have to put butter on a Pop Tart. Damn. But then, being from Florida, I'm so dumb I probably won't even be able to find them in the grocery store. |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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Posted: 05 Dec 2014 at 5:06pm |
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I was surfing the channels and landed on this, 'Date Movie'
The female lead role looks just like the Wendy's girl.
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Posted: 05 Dec 2014 at 5:43pm |
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Alyson Hannigan. I've noticed her draw comparisons to Jimbo's girl in Wendy's commercial comments as well. I believe her current gig is in that show with Doogie Howser, "How I met Your Mother."
She was made famous with her "One time in band camp" one line stories in American Pie, most notably the one where she used her flute to, well: I just wish she didn't constantly do "upspeak" but I suppose it was just part of her character's quirkiness. |
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Posted: 05 Dec 2014 at 5:53pm |
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I see Date Movie was made in 06, she was very pretty back then.
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Posted: 05 Dec 2014 at 5:59pm |
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American Pie was in '99, which I was in its 18-25 target audience. Plenty of raunchy humor to go around.
The shocker of that part was that her band camp stories before then were nerdy goodie two shoes type anecdotes, then suddenly she dropped that bombshell (hence him choking on his drink ) |
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Posted: 07 Dec 2014 at 2:31pm |
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Posted: 07 Dec 2014 at 6:44pm |
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CC has a Tosh marathon going.....
I apologies in advance.
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Posted: 08 Dec 2014 at 5:27pm |
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Scene from Mel Brooks' spoof on Bram Stoker's Dracula, featuring Peter MacNicol and the late great Harvey Korman who was outstanding in his role:
"My GOD man!" |
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Posted: 09 Dec 2014 at 3:22pm |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2014 at 6:37pm |
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^Looks like my Obama video went away.
The Bozo who posted this thought it was a McDonalds ad.
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Posted: 11 Dec 2014 at 6:48pm |
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I stumbled into an area of banned commercials, truely taboo, but funny as heck.
This one gets an extreme warning for language for anyone working or in the company of others.
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Posted: 11 Dec 2014 at 7:16pm |
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^^ What the hell
I sure hope they don't get pulled over and one of the daughters takes the opportunity to practice her newly learned English. |
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