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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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I don't know if things in this thread are suppose to be video so if that's the case, sorry. This is one of the funniest column letters I have ever read. We all got a kick out of it, made a bunch of potty jokes, and many of the comments are pretty good, too.


Dear Prudence,
I have an embarrassing question on bathroom etiquette. My wife, who is normally not a neat freak, insists that I scrub the toilet after I go number two to prevent unsightly streaks on the bowl. She claims that I'm the only person she's known who leaves such marks. To keep the peace at home, I use a toilet brush and spray to clean the bowl after use, which seems to me a reasonable courtesy. Recently, we went to a friend's house for a party and during the night I had to relieve myself. My wife used the bathroom after me and later confided she was horrified to see I had left marks in the bowl. There was no toilet brush available, so I didn't feel obliged to scrub afterward, but did flush twice. She now insists that I have a problem, is shopping for a portable brush to carry when we go out, and is encouraging me to change my diet. I think our friends are adults, and can be expected to know that sometimes toilets get dirty. I'm starting to dread getting invited for parties, as I know my wife will be giving me the evil eye whenever I make a move toward the bathroom.


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Dear Bowl,
In the movie The Madness of King George, some royal physicians attempt to diagnose the increasingly strange behavior of their king by studying his stool. A doctor who doesn’t believe in such methods remarks, “One can produce copious, regular, and exquisitely turned evacuation every day of the week and still be a stranger to reason.” I believe the same thing can be said of your wife. If she’s never seen a toilet-bowl skid mark until marrying you, then she has never used a public restroom. Your eliminations may have more traction than hers, but if you are in good health an overhaul of your diet is unnecessary. I agree that when you leave a fecal signature, a quick scrub is the polite thing to do. But I don’t want to contemplate your showing up at the next dinner party with a bottle of wine in one hand and a toilet brush in the other. I have a suggestion. The next time nature calls during a social event, and there’s no bathroom brush, first lay down a toilet paper raft prior to sitting, to ease the departure of your discharge. If this isn’t good enough for your wife, I’m not suggesting you dump her, but you might be moved to offer a few scatological remarks about her putting her nose where it doesn’t belong.
A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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 Big smile Anything goes Ms. Westfall.  Thanks for the contribution. 
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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I sh*t my pants!!!!  That was enough for me.LOL
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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LOL 

This was the episode when they couldn't laugh in school for a week or else they'd get suspended (or expelled, don't remember exactly which):




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This is just wrong on so many levels, from the camera's angle to the look on his face.




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^^ Don Rickles is a legend LOL  He never failed to deliver when it came to celebrity roasts.
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Sep 2013 at 10:01pm
This got me cracking up!

One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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^^ That was great! LOL LOL Nice find, Ad  Thumbs Up
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^^ Those were always my favorite Carson moments - when he got visitors from the San Diego Zoo LOL

Those and his Carnac skits (of course this one I don't remember personally, as I was about 3 1/2 months old at the time):



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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:


^^ That was great! LOL LOL Nice find, Ad  Thumbs Up



Thanks! I stumbled upon it looking for the original Meow Mix commercial from the 1970s, I saw it on the Youtube results page, clicked on it and hilarity ensued!
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