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    Posted: 02 Nov 2020 at 5:02pm
What is the message here?  Forget the words on the screen!  I believe they are saying...

We are a huge monopoly that uses tons of electricity and provide a less than perfect, noisy place for our employees to work!

I don't even use Amazon unless I really have to.  I ordered a bunch of stuff this morning without their help. A filter and wrench for my well supply line and an outdoor (remote) thermometer.


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I think they're trying to show that they are an outlet for small manufacturers to market their goods. "It's the beginning of another day at Joe's Widgets. You can buy Joe's Widgets on Amazon."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Nov 2020 at 6:57pm
And we have figured out how to make Joe's Widgets far cheaper 
than Joe could ever do.. and we plan on putting Joe out of business 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ThatNerdInPhilly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Nov 2020 at 4:54am
There's one Amazon ad airing right now that has constant clapping in the background, it drives me batsh*t crazy! 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2020 at 8:09pm
guess what 

Joes widgets has closed the door forever 

turns out Amazon found a better supplier in Xiangdong China 

f**k you Joe
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 4:01am
Yup, shop on Amazon and support 'small business'...
while Joe's Widgets and a thousand other small businesses (or five thousand) go under because their governor shut down non-essential retail due to the Covid lockdowns and they couldn't pay the rent or have shoppers (even w/ masks and santizing). CryCryCry
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett and others made $931 billion more during the coronavirus pandemic, on the other hand. 
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/12/01/american-billionaires-that-got-richer-during-covid/43205617/
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 5:06pm
 I will take number 19 please 

with steamed rice 

whats that? you dont have chinese chicken 

sure sure Ill take that with EMU...

IF i was a conspiracy nut I would be sure that this sh*t was planned by the illuminatti

in an attempt to make us all go on basic universal income and become slave blobs 

fed by grub hub and serviced by robots... all our property taken by Agro Biz mega giants 

as we move into tiny dwelling units and take some psych meds

 ... HMMM good thing I never thought of that
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 5:23pm
I f*cking hate Amazon! And I hate this style of commercial!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 5:32pm
in the words of the great Doobie brothers 

WHOA OH WHOA THIS IS f**kING BULLsh*t 
WHOA OH WHOA THIS IS f**kING BULLsh*t
WHOA OH WHOA THIS IS f**kING BULLsh*t

ALL THE TIME!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 5:47pm
When I think of the Doobie Brothers.  I think of this song.



wHAT A GREAT GROUP!  Freaking cap lock!




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im not so much a michael mcdonald guy

but you are correct the early funk and blues of the doobies was outstanding 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 9:23pm
Amazon helps kids learn remotely while hundreds of thousands of virtual learning students fail all over the country. 
https://www.masslive.com/coronavirus/2020/12/failing-grades-on-the-rise-in-schools-using-remote-learning-during-covid-pandemic.html

And in WA, a middle school had all of their students adjusted to C grades if they were incomplete, and A grades if they had B's. "Trophy for everyone" idealogy. Angry
https://mynorthwest.com/2347116/rantz-wa-school-changed-all-grades-to-make-up-for-its-failing-remote-students/
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Feel good Covid Brainwashing going on here 

amazon has made a fortune off this misery and now with the help of the virus they can crush all the competition forever!

oh and dont forget they plan on zero carbon footprint sometime 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Mar 2021 at 5:41pm
Amazon has a new commercial out, more of the freaking industrial sounds and no one speaking.  I freaking hate Amazon!  I can't find the new commercial. It features all of their new 'green' delivery trucks.  f**k off!


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if i here the catch phrase RE IMAGINE one more time 

im gonna go postal 

Wait do we still have a post office??!!

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Hah!  I found it!

Noise!!

Noise!!

NOISE!!

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