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    Posted: 14 Jul 2021 at 12:12am
'Meet Tiffany'  


IDGAF if Amazon wants to invest their company's resources into a program to encourage black business ownership.

Just keep your preachy, do-gooder "That needs to change" sanctimonious garbage to yourself.

As if just because little 'Tiffany' thinks something needs to change, it should change.

Shut up, nitwit.



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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

'Meet Tiffany'  


IDGAF if Amazon wants to invest their company's resources into a program to encourage black business ownership.

Just keep your preachy, do-gooder "This needs to change" sanctimonious garbage to yourself.

As if just because little 'Tiffany' thinks something needs to change, it should change.

Shut up, nitwit.



I Agree on all of this, btw this is cringe.
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Yeah, it's kind of bullsh*t for a company to act as if it cares. It's a non-sentient entity, and cannot "care".

From what I understand, it's all about the ESGs. ESG stands for Environmental, Social and Corporate Governance. In short, it's a method for a company to determine what and to what extent it should "care" about this or that. It's got a pretty extensive Wikipedia page.

From Wikipedia:

Environmental, Social, and Corporate Governance (ESG) data refers to metrics related to intangible assets within the enterprise, a form of corporate social credit score. Research shows that intangible assets comprise an increasing percentage of future enterprise value.
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Asset managers and other financial institutions increasingly rely on ESG ratings agencies to assess, measure and compare companies' ESG performance.[47] More recently, data providers have applied artificial intelligence to rate companies and their commitment to ESG.[non-primary source needed] Each rating agency uses its own set of metrics to measure the level of ESG compliance and there is, at present, no industry-wide set of common standards.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental,_social_and_corporate_governance


Kinda gives you the warm fuzzies, doesn't it?

And...

If artificial intelligence creates artificial caring, I guess I'd have to say...

...I love you, Tiffany! 🥰


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all businesses matter LOL 

I think the concept is great but seriously doubt Amazon really cares at all or that she was 

self Empowered to take up this challenge 

more brainwashing to make us feel like Amazon cares about social issues 
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More wokeness. I support businesses owned by minorities but come on. Why try and turn it into another political argument?
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Yeah, it's kind of bullsh*t for a company to act as if it cares. It's a non-sentient entity, and cannot "care".

From what I understand, it's all about the ESGs. ESG stands for Environmental, Social and Corporate Governance. In short, it's a method for a company to determine what and to what extent it should "care" about this or that. It's got a pretty extensive Wikipedia page.

From Wikipedia:

Environmental, Social, and Corporate Governance (ESG) data refers to metrics related to intangible assets within the enterprise, a form of corporate social credit score. Research shows that intangible assets comprise an increasing percentage of future enterprise value.
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Asset managers and other financial institutions increasingly rely on ESG ratings agencies to assess, measure and compare companies' ESG performance.[47] More recently, data providers have applied artificial intelligence to rate companies and their commitment to ESG.[non-primary source needed] Each rating agency uses its own set of metrics to measure the level of ESG compliance and there is, at present, no industry-wide set of common standards.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental,_social_and_corporate_governance


Kinda gives you the warm fuzzies, doesn't it? 

And...

If artificial intelligence creates artificial caring, I guess I'd have to say...

...I love you, Tiffany! 🥰 

Yes, but let's not forget... it was the conservative John Rogers led SCOTUS which ruled in Citizens United v The FEC, that corporations are in effect, people.

So in that respect, Amazon ought to be able to get a hard on for a cute black chick with a stripper name like 'Tiffany' just like any one of us CIH guys could, and give her her own business as a token of their appreciation. Tongue

Wealthy guys do stuff like that all the time. Wink 


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You know what I absolutely HATE about this commercial? The lady's voice. She sounds like she just woke up. There is no inflection at all. Drives me bonkers!
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I just can't stand her superior tone when she says "That needs to change", as if she is the arbiter of what does and does not need to change.

She could have at least had the humility to put an IMO or even better ye, an IMHO in front of it.

I cannot stand entitled, self-important little twits like her.

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Anyone who believes that wokeness = altruism is in for a rude awakening.   Ermm
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DAT needs to change!!
she is vaguely attractive but her old friends at the end are FUGLY
AND really? this is an Amazon AD? its pretty soft
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altruism

I had to look that one up.

the belief in or practice of disinterested and selfless concern for the well-being of others.
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These hypocritical racial commercials get worse and worse. Notice how there are usually more dislikes than likes for these commercials, Yey these “woke” companies just don’t get it. 
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

You know what I absolutely HATE about this commercial? The lady's voice. She sounds like she just woke up. There is no inflection at all. Drives me bonkers!


That usually happens when they read from cue cards. I see (hear) it all the time in "My lawyer got me $$$" ads...
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Deaf Amazon employee
Black Business Matters Amazon

Next up - Amazon Blind Driver. 

Bezos going up in space in a few days...a 10 minute trip.
That's 10 minutes longer than the average Amazon employee break.



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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Deaf Amazon employee
Black Business Matters Amazon

Next up - Amazon Blind Driver. 

Bezos going up in space in a few days...a 10 minute trip.
That's 10 minutes longer than the average Amazon employee break.





The other day on some podast video, I heard it explained how Amazon breaks are 20 minutes. But the facilities are so big it's 9 minutes to the breakroom and 9 minutes back, with the actual break lasting 2 minutes.

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If the lazy-asses would run instead of plodding along like sloths, they could make the trip in three minutes each way, giving them 14 minutes of break time.

These people shouldn't blame their company because the employees are lazy and unmotivated. 
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If this lefty chick is correct, that's what largely white and Asian Amazon corporate thinks of its largely black/brown minority warehouse workers---lazy.



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So, what she is basically saying, and Rogan agrees with, is that Amazon is owned by white corporate phony assholes, who are pretending to be liberal because they know that's what most of their employees and customers identify with.

But in reality, they have conservative, Republican-style values.



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Actually, those values seem Democrat to me. That is, completely hypocritical. Also, the concept of keeping blacks on plantations and under control is totally Dem.

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White dominated, dishonesty, phoniness, rank hypocrisy, slick, sleight-of-hand trickster-ism, saying one thing while doing another, the cynicism of viewing certain types of people as lazy and unworthy, treating workers as a disposable, replaceable commodity..... those values seem Republican to me.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Deaf Amazon employee
Black Business Matters Amazon

Next up - Amazon Blind Driver. 

Bezos going up in space in a few days...a 10 minute trip.
That's 10 minutes longer than the average Amazon employee break.





The other day on some podast video, I heard it explained how Amazon breaks are 20 minutes. But the facilities are so big it's 9 minutes to the breakroom and 9 minutes back, with the actual break lasting 2 minutes.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

White dominated, dishonesty, phoniness, rank hypocrisy, slick, sleight-of-hand trickster-ism, saying one thing while doing another, the cynicism of viewing certain types of people as lazy and unworthy, treating workers as a disposable, replaceable commodity..... those values seem Republican to me.



Of course it does, but you people live in lalaland along with your demented old president.
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Originally posted by bjoh249 bjoh249 wrote:

Of course it does, but you people live in lalaland along with your demented old president. 

Where as "you people" live on your knees in front of Trump with your mouths open waiting for him to deliver the next big "truth" for you to swallow and regurgitate.



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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by bjoh249 bjoh249 wrote:

Of course it does, but you people live in lalaland along with your demented old president. 

Where as "you people" live on your knees in front of Trump with your mouths open waiting for him to deliver the next big "truth" for you to swallow and regurgitate.




At least Trump can finish a sentence and doesn’t fall down stairs like your sleepy Joe does. Your Biden is a joke. You people are everything you claim the other side is.
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