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    Posted: 06 Jun 2017 at 7:18am
Confusedokokok, already! I'm uncomfortable with this commercial.
Do some of those girls seem a little, what say....YOUNG?
These commercials just make me feel weird, if not like an old letch just watching the commercial.
I never was and never will be a 'Pad Picker for Little Patty Pompaloose' - that's just wrong and something Mom & daughter can address during their own 'private time' - kind of like when 'Dad' takes his boy out to get his first condom, doncha know, but hey! Let's get 'back to the pad' - some of them look so huge they could protect a lady from having her guts spill out from inside, cancha tell...
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Can you imagine the gentleman below hanging around the 'Always My Fit' isle in Walmart, checking out the little girls and what size pads they chose, or worse yet - trying to help them decide what size is best for them by kind of grunting while holding a package and pointing at the size of the women's sanitary Band-Aids within, then at the girl, then at where she needs to apply it? Everyone has to just know deviants like this exist and it is only a matter of time before there will be incidents and accidents that started out just like that...
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"Blood running down her leg!"

Super duper panty protection.
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I'll bet that chick in the first screen capture uses the number 5.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I'll bet that chick in the first screen capture uses the number 5.


Are you trying to "fat shame" that girl????
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She looks like she might have hair on her back.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

She looks like she might have hair on her back.


So then she's your perfect match????
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My perfect match:
 
Is she alive or at least still warm or her parts microwaveable?
 
 
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You should apply for a job at the local morgue.

Just think of all the "cheap dates" you'd get.
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Only if they had a human-sized microwave to soften them up.  I don't need chafing.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Only if they had a human-sized microwave to soften them up.  I don't need chafing.


You could bring in your own heat lamp from home.
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And oil them up.  I'd use olive oil because the fat in olive oil is unsaturated and, therefore, healthier.  At my age, I need to take such things into consideration.
 
 
 
 
 
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And oil them up.  I'd use olive oil because the fat in olive oil is unsaturated and, therefore, healthier.  At my age, I need to take such things into consideration.


Yes, that's true.

Olive oil is part of the Mediterranean Diet you hear so much about.

Maybe include some Omega-3 fish oil.

Which would have other benefits, too.

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Yes, I'd know exactly where to put that fish oil. 
 
 
 
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You want the most "life like" experience possible.
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"Somewhat lifelike" is the experience I'm looking for.
 
 
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I suppose an audio recording from a porn video would help with that, too.

You wouldn't want "dead" silence.

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I'd rather we just make beautiful, sensual music together.
 
 
 
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Confused...listening to you two, all I can think of is 'Critical Bill', who also liked them 'a little on the cold-side'
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What, no gasping, moaning and squealing???

Disappointing.

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I prefer the erotic sounds of screaming and struggling and pleading and yelling for help.
 
 
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You all don't have a crawl space in your house, do you?
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I wish!  There are woods nearby, though.  And a noisy highway alongside.
 
 
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Yeah, you don't want that evidence on your property.
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Plus, there's bear in those woods.  They'll eat the evidence.
 
 
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I dunno.

Bones are evidence too.

Especially jaw bones with teeth still in them.

You'd have to decapitate first.


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