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    Posted: 27 Mar 2015 at 1:51am
Kid comes home to find all the things he used to love have been replaced by chemicals. Who would that appeal to? Moms who don't feel like baking pies?

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What a contrived and ridiculous idea.


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I would think that Kevvy Bear would be a bit pissed that Mommy teased him with the smell of a warm yummy dessert and didn't deliver.
For Pete's sake, even if you don't like to bake, you can at least pop a Mrs. Smith's pie in the oven for the kid, no?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Mar 2015 at 4:16am
Just the Kevvy Bear part makes me want to upchuck. Here's Airwick blueberry pie in your eye, Kevvy. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Mar 2015 at 4:28am
Yeah, nothing I hate more than when someone replaces my chemicals with chemicals. :P
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The day Mom cooked cabbage.
The day Dad left the bathroom without leaving the fan on
The day I was told to pick up the trash after dogs knocked the trashcan over
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I want to know what kind of "inappropriate advice" dad is giving to his Kevvy Bear. 

A nice wholesome household indeed...Confused
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Take it from me, "Kevvy Bear" does not cut it.
It's Kev for short or just asshole, if you're a fiend. 
 
If I may quote the great John Prine,  "They all ready think my name is, where in the hell you been"
 
 
 
 
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If you really want him to feel at home, how about the scent of "Uncle Joe's broccoli farts"?
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Ah yes..the smell of dysfunction,incest,and your first wet dream...oh and apple pie as well.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2015 at 9:18pm
Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

If you really want him to feel at home, how about the scent of "Uncle Joe's broccoli farts"?
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I'd buy it. Might come in handy trying to get rid of those Jehovah witness' at the door. 
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

If you really want him to feel at home, how about the scent of "Uncle Joe's broccoli farts"?
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I'd buy it. Might come in handy trying to get rid of those Jehovah witness' at the door. 

Naaa. For that you need "Rottweiler Poo" and a barking machine.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

If you really want him to feel at home, how about the scent of "Uncle Joe's broccoli farts"?
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I'd buy it. Might come in handy trying to get rid of those Jehovah witness' at the door. 

Ha!  I just had a coupla Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door about an hour ago.


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Hate this one too. And why the "inappropriate advice" bit? Always looking for a way to run down the man!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrCleveland Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Mar 2015 at 9:29pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

If you really want him to feel at home, how about the scent of "Uncle Joe's broccoli farts"?
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I'd buy it. Might come in handy trying to get rid of those Jehovah witness' at the door. 

Ha!  I just had a coupla Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door about an hour ago.



You should show the JW this next time...


But that Glade Commercial...the parents might as well tell their son "you can't live here, find a job"!
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