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I cannot say I blame them on that! That comment can be quite inflammatory comment.

I noticed the 555 prefix also, "Hello Sarah, this is Andy Taylor, connect me to Barney Fife."
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Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:

I saw the new one too, that "DR" looks even shadier than ever.  I couldn't find it on youtube, but I did find this funny parody.

AngryI don't like Chipotle addicts...heck! I don't even like the word Chipotle, or people who even look like they might like the word Chipotle. And no, my insurance doesn't cover Chipotle addiction. Yea, as far as I'm concerned, those Chipotle addicts can smoke my wrinkled ol'pepper before I'll help 'em, doncha know!
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Waahaahaa, thats awsome!!
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Originally posted by Laffy Guy Laffy Guy wrote:

Waahaahaa, thats awsome!!
WinkYa know, you impress me as a kind of '1-off individual'...isn't it about a 1 hour drive to Hazelden, from Jurupa Valley? Just curious...Wink
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This is honestly the best part of this commercial. It's the perfect icing on the "I'm a suburban junkie feeling sorry for myself" cake to end it.
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That parody made my day.
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Originally posted by insertclevernamehere insertclevernamehere wrote:

This is honestly the best part of this commercial. It's the perfect icing on the "I'm a suburban junkie feeling sorry for myself" cake to end it.
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLVEHMswD4

Should cover it I think haha
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Originally posted by insertclevernamehere insertclevernamehere wrote:


Should cover it I think haha
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Or this?
 
"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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Winkdrugs got ya a tad off-track there, brobo? Do you wish CIH had better benefits?LOL
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Hazelden? Never heard of it. But Jurupa Valley is a new city,an incorporated section of Riverside county, mainly consisting of what was "Rubidoux". Actually, I prefer keeping it unincorporated. I get along better with the sheriffs dept more than local authorities.
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I would have thought you might look up Hazelden. Betty opened shop there - kind of wondered what you could tell us about it.
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Deadoff to the Betty Ford Clinic with the ol'Mule....
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Originally posted by Laffy Guy Laffy Guy wrote:

Hazelden? Never heard of it. But Jurupa Valley is a new city,an incorporated section of Riverside county, mainly consisting of what was "Rubidoux". Actually, I prefer keeping it unincorporated. I get along better with the sheriffs dept more than local authorities.
 
"Getting along" with the police??  Can't say I've ever had a relationship with law enforcement anywhere I've lived.
 
Uhhhh...have we seen you on COPS?  LOL
 
 
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*I* figured LG is one of those very rare 'Betty Ford Clinic Failures' (Hazelden is the home of the 'Betty Ford Clinic' - and it is right next to Jurupa Valley)
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Deadoff to the Betty Ford Clinic with the ol'Mule....


So, I guess the answer is no, then?
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I can't stand Dr. Douchebag.  You know when he's not making sh*tty addiction network commercials he's in cubeworld pissing off everyone around him.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Deadoff to the Betty Ford Clinic with the ol'Mule....


So, I guess the answer is no, then?

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I've been seeing this more and more lately. And it the version with sad Eeyore / Dumbo hybrid at the end blaming his parents not having insurance to help his sorry a** The version of the shady dcotor yelling at me "NOW" is now gone.

Speaking of BS rehabs, I haven't seen the Shady Pax Prentiss ads for his resort anymore.

WinkYea...there IS a 'new' one - I've seen it once or twice. I know it is new because Pax actually appears older (pretty much the effect of 'falling off the wagon' every time he got paid).
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That Pax person seems to be a complete arsehole! When you are an addict, you are ALWAYS AN ADDICT! Addiction doesn't go away simply because you're at a posh rehab centre, and what's with the hideous blouse you're wearing, mate? 
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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

 ...When you are an addict, you are ALWAYS AN ADDICT! Addiction doesn't go away... 
Thanks Jimmy - you pointed out the MAIN message anyone must first understand and with which to agree, should they desire to improve (which is really the most anyone can wish for).
 
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I was pondering why the psychologist was wearing scrubs when it suddenly dawned on me. He is a neurosurgeon who's "never fail" addiction cure consists of a frontal lobotomy and endless supply of thorazine ala "Cuckoo's Nest".Shocked
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Tell ya what, Sarge - he could also be in his PJs....I used to - and really need to get some more - keep a lot of scrub clothing around - great & cheap around the house clothes, easy to sleep in.
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