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Update: Dr.Snatchlips got his teeth whitened, doesnt spaz on the word "NOW", but still looks through his glasses with just the left eye and not the right (wtf is up with that?) That's like playing football with one nut hangin out the cup.
And I'm still dying to find out what that kids drug of choice is. He's gotta be a glue huffer .
"We all know what happenes when someone doesn't get help, they die. Or worse, they..Wait wtf is worse than dying? Hurting someone? Where's Dr.Kavorkian when ya need him?
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1-800-555-1234. Sweet, a fictitious toll-free number.
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I've been seeing this more and more lately. And it the version with sad Eeyore / Dumbo hybrid at the end blaming his parents not having insurance to help his sorry a** The version of the shady dcotor yelling at me "NOW" is now gone.

Speaking of BS rehabs, I haven't seen the Shady Pax Prentiss ads for his resort anymore.

WinkYea...there IS a 'new' one - I've seen it once or twice. I know it is new because Pax actually appears older (pretty much the effect of 'falling off the wagon' every time he got paid).
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UPDATE: *I* must be getting tired - this was the second time I replied to the same post saying the same thing.
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Yeah, he totally looks different, but its the guy, you can tell by the way he looks through his glasses. One looks over and the other looks through.
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Hey, guys who did the MyPillow dub, get to work on this one stat!
And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote verminstew Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Dec 2016 at 11:45am
I saw the new one too, that "DR" looks even shadier than ever.  I couldn't find it on youtube, but I did find this funny parody.

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How Can These Girls/Young Looking Women Have Problems With Those Jeans?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CaptainErnie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Dec 2016 at 2:49pm
I always wondered about the rationale for including that clip at the end myself.
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think about sex!!
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WinkMaybe just making that appearance was enough to pay for rehab.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Laffy Guy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Dec 2016 at 11:21pm
What ever happend to all the Einsteins in the mentos commercials that aired about 20 years ago. Anybody remember those, or has feeble mind started playing tricks on me?
The girl breaks a heel off of one of her shoes. Bummed out, she pops a mentos. And like a sceen from "Flowers for Algeron",the chicks IQ instantly skyrockets. Yep, so she decides shes gonna break the other heel off so atleast she wont be walking like Festus.
So here she is, strolling down the street with her toes pointing directly straight up.
So bad, it was funny.
But stupid sells. It makes the veiwer feel more superior, i guess.
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Confused^^^The Inquiring Mindless need to know!:  Hey LaffyTaffy! WTF are you talking about? You're sounding a bit like a 'Rehab Reject' and about as sane as our very own 'Sybil' - get back to the topic of the thread.
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Oh man, too much! I especially like the part about having gift cards, for a no out of pocket cost.
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^Consider all of your possible futures should YOU call the number there, Taffy!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jan 2017 at 5:23am
I've been seeing this 800 number commercial constantly lately. 
"You need to call the Addiction Network NOW!!!!!" 
I hate the way he harshly yells at viewers...not everyone is addicted to drugs!
The cheap value of this commercial screams scam. Much like all of those "tax relief" and "debt relief" commercials.

The 800-555-1234 is a placeholder number. It was not aired. Of course, when aired there's a genuine 800 or 888 number to call.
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I agree with every last member's opinion about all of the negative things about this commercial, however I was on other sites that critisized this same commercial and I'm amazed that not one member anywhere commented on the girl who states "It was Oxyies for me" ....  I absolutely can't understand if she is African American, Arab, American Indian, or simply has the darkest spray tan I've ever seen. It's her eyes and lip line edges that look so unnatural compared to her dark color ... almost as if her eye and lip edges were tightly and perfectly masked off so evenly as to make those parts 'pop through' her evenly dark skin ....  Or I'm simply the stupidest member in here , lol ! .... can someone please give an opinion ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Feb 2017 at 11:27am
^  I went back to the first page of this thread to see what you were talking about.  But it seems the video's been hacked or something.  There's someone interrupting the video talking about "counter-strike addiction".
 
But I see the chick you're talking about.  Yeah, what the hell is with her skin?  It's almost like she's in blackface.  Reminds me of when Grace Slick appeared on the Smothers Brothers Show in blackface.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I'm glad you agree, I've replayed this commercial so many times just to stare at her coloring ... you helped me explain it and hit the nail right on the head with your description of 'blackface' ... I knew it looked familier but couldn't remember that term .. yeh, she's like she's doing an AL Jolsen satire ... I really think she had a really over zealous spray tan with some type of eye and lip covering masking devices ....
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OMG Thor ! I went to see that Grace slick video .... that is a perfect copy of what I mean ! never had a response so perfectly respond to my exact puzzlement !  Never saw any 2 girls look like that ..it's beautiful but 'unreal' in a sense .... that Slick was indeed in beautiful blackface takes away THAT part of the mystery ... but what is going on with the Oxy girl is beyond me .... Many thanks Thor !!!Thumbs Up
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Or maybe she's a New Jersey "Angela" all prepped to meet her Guido on the Seaside boardwalk.
 
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Originally posted by wizardofozone wizardofozone wrote:

OMG Thor ! I went to see that Grace slick video .... that is a perfect copy of what I mean ! never had a response so perfectly respond to my exact puzzlement !  Never saw any 2 girls look like that ..it's beautiful but 'unreal' in a sense .... that Slick was indeed in beautiful blackface takes away THAT part of the mystery ... but what is going on with the Oxy girl is beyond me .... Many thanks Thor !!!Thumbs Up
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Laffy Guy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Feb 2017 at 10:46pm
Yeah, i see what you're saying. I never noticed that till you mentioned it.i got a theory. I think she lives in a headshop and she video recorded this under a black Light. That, or she fell asleep in a tanning bed. Who knows. After all, its the rehab peeps that made the ad.
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The Black Light theory makes good sense as it would explain the eyes and the lips 'popping' out so radically from the face and the almost 'action figure' toy doll evenness of the tan on the whole.
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I'm also thinking she used a cosmetic bronzer in an air brush and was so fascinated with the way it covers that she simply forgot the major rule of air brush cosmetics is knowing when to stop  ....
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Originally posted by wizardofozone wizardofozone wrote:

I'm also thinking she used a cosmetic bronzer in an air brush and was so fascinated with the way it covers that she simply forgot the major rule of air brush cosmetics is knowing when to stop  ....
 
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Lol ! .. Thank you Anduril !Tongue
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