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    Posted: 23 Nov 2020 at 8:03am
I can't help it and I know its terrible but..... I hate some of the commercials Unhappy and I know I'm not alone. There are three in particular.  Covid commercial where the older boy Alec is zooming with the little one Kaleb. Now, its so obvious now that Alec is older they want to replace him with a little cute kid.
 The second one is called "The Pitch" where all the kids are having a meeting in the board room to shoot out some ideas to get support for this special place. These poor kids...who wrote this stuff for them? How about kittens! 
The last one is talking about how many surgeries the little boy Kaleb had...all excited like yahooo I broke every bone in my body and I had over 100 surgeries! Like its a happy little contest.
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I can't help it and I know its terrible but.....

Don't worry you are among friends
Just speak your mind 

We CAN handle the truth 


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Kaleb sounds like a demented Smurf
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Kaleb sounds like a demented SmurfLOL
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The little black kid looks like a Simpson's character come to life. What a hair cut!!
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Lets hope its not the final resting place for the little lovelies 

I have a lot of personal issues with these folks and the dying puppy commercials 

my wife donates to all of them... 

it ends up costing me over a thousand dollars a year 

I have to keep changing my accounts so they will stop automatically withdrawing money 
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I haven't seen the Covid Zoom call yet. I see different ones with OG Alex at a young age, then older, back to young again. No f'ing continuity with these ads!

But this Holiday one is just painful!


When it comes to the ASAPA commercials, I have to turn my head or turn the channel.


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MAKE IT STOP 

STOP THE PUPPIES TOO 

this ill be home for christmas sh*t ...my god what cruel professionals these ad folks are

Ill bet 99% of the money goes to administrative fees  
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First of all.... there are a handful of multibillionaires in this country who could easilyasw afford to fully fund these hospitals in perpetuity without them having to beg and guilt trip working stiffs who are trying to support their families.

Second of all.... it's highly doubtful that the kids on screen are the same ones doing the actual singing of "I'll be home for Xmas" (emphasis on the X)....

And third of all.... I can't stand how, in every commercial Alec does in which he describes the free blanket, he says "adorable". He pronounces it "adowwable". Hey Shriners... how about springing for a speech therapist for the kid, eh?


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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

MAKE IT STOP 

STOP THE PUPPIES TOO 

this ill be home for christmas sh*t ...my god what cruel professionals these ad folks are

Ill bet 99% of the money goes to administrative fees  

Or to pay for the production costs of the commercial because you know the TV networks are not donating free air time for these ads.

And I'm sure the CEO of Shriners Hospital gets paid a nice, fat, hefty salary with a golden parachute deal to keep his wife and teenage daughter driving new Ferraris every year even if he gets fired.

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I tried to find the Malania Trump commercial for St. Judes.  If I never hear her again, it will be too soon.
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I will hang these people with the free blanket 
then we will see if little Alec still thinks its adorable 

I think they are preying on us with these cute dwarves

i wonder if they get compensated for the time and travel 

if its a paid endorsement or just another cold tactic to make money off the retarded babies
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I'm sure they get paid a hefty fee.

Alec and Kaleb are probably millionaires.

Their families are probably living in big new houses and driving expensive new SUV's.

The one I hate the most is the "outside the box ideas" ad where they and a bunch of other little flids are all gathered together in what looks like a corporate board meeting.


I despise when kids are portrayed in adult world situations and given adult jargon to speak.

But with this series of ads, it's just doubly annoying.

Besides, if Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and a few of their billionaire buddies and multimillionaire celebrities and sports heroes aren't donating more than enough to meet all their needs, something is wrong here.

Middle and working class people should not be asked to give money they can barely afford to a cause that can easily be paid for by the super wealthy.

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f**k it he brings up the blanket again !!! Sick

is there a site where we can find out ALEC'S net worth 

Alec and Kaleb?  and then the Chinese family making 30 cents a week to 

roll out these f**king blankets... 

some mother f**ker actually cooked up this idea to profit off these slaves 

wow! Im not sure if he is a genius or a monster


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OK i watched it again and the folks that came up with this are actual geniuses

Sadly my wife donated to this cause and it cost me 20 bucks a month for God knows how long
before I caught it on one of the few times I actually read my bank statement 

they f**king got me .... f**k you Kaleb and your f**king token chinese blanket

which never arrived at my house or I would have realized my wife fell for this sh*t much sooner

bravo ADTARDS you got me 
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LOL
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

f**k it he brings up the blanket again !!! Sick

is there a site where we can find out ALEC'S net worth 

Alec and Kaleb?  and then the Chinese family making 30 cents a week to 

roll out these f**king blankets... 

some mother f**ker actually cooked up this idea to profit off these slaves 

wow! Im not sure if he is a genius or a monster



I couldn't find their net worth as it's probably a closely guarded secret or it's in some kind f trust until they turn 18 or whatever, but you might get a kick out of this.....


I think it's some kind of gay bitch site, but they really rip into these ads.

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Jimbo you are correct again sir very funny site
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Omg so true! Also in the Christmas commercial his voice is auto tuned.
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

f**k it he brings up the blanket again !!! Sick

is there a site where we can find out ALEC'S net worth 

Alec and Kaleb?  and then the Chinese family making 30 cents a week to 

roll out these f**king blankets... 

some mother f**ker actually cooked up this idea to profit off these slaves 

wow! Im not sure if he is a genius or a monster


I'm sure they make good money "starring" in the commercials.
What? You don't want the ado-wha-bu blanket? LOL
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm sure they get paid a hefty fee.

Alec and Kaleb are probably millionaires.

Their families are probably living in big new houses and driving expensive new SUV's.

The one I hate the most is the "outside the box ideas" ad where they and a bunch of other little flids are all gathered together in what looks like a corporate board meeting.


I despise when kids are portrayed in adult world situations and given adult jargon to speak.

But with this series of ads, it's just doubly annoying.

Besides, if Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and a few of their billionaire buddies and multimillionaire celebrities and sports heroes aren't donating more than enough to meet all their needs, something is wrong here.

Middle and working class people should not be asked to give money they can barely afford to a cause that can easily be paid for by the super wealthy.


Omg I hate this one with a passion! Then they write this retarded script for them to act out saying silly thinks kids wouldn't say. Naturally Alec is the head of the boardroom...
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Kill me now....the Christmas auto tuned singing commerical.wtf they packing to go home for christmas and then come back home? It seems like most of the kids can be living at home.
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I have broken my bones over 200 times! Yippie!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I couldn't find their net worth as it's probably a closely guarded secret or it's in some kind f trust until they turn 18 or whatever, but you might get a kick out of this.....


I think it's some kind of gay bitch site, but they really rip into these ads.


I went to the datalounge site:  Wow...they are really COLD!  But I do take issue with the CEO of St. Judes bringing in a salary of $1.5 million and his wife on the payroll for another $500,000.  Guess where your donation is going?
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