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    Posted: 06 Mar 2009 at 11:32am
Did I miss it? 
 
Hard to believe no one said anything about the lady calling 911 3 TIMES because she couldn't get a refund of her $3.00 and change at McDonalds because they didn't have any McNuggets.
 
McDonald's themselves could not have dreamed up a better campaign for McNuggets than this lady caused by her 911 call.
 
A McDonalds down the street from me, which is almost always deserted, had a line around the building, with all the cars in the drive-thru.
 
I also heard that there were people ordering 911 McNuggets.
 
 
 
 
 
Edit:  Embarrassed I guess PaWolf did post it in his More Stupid People thread, but this one deserves its own anyway.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I posted this on my Facebook page! What a dumb ass!Wacko
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I don't blame her for being pissed, but a 911 call???  Ridiculous, but then again...who would you call?  I guess I'd just suck it up, and deal with Customer Relations at their headquarters as soon as I could.
 
Hah...my morning radio talk-show guys are playing a Letterman clip right now re this story.  He's making it sound as if the problem was that McDonalds ran out of the product the woman wanted, when it was really about McDonalds not giving her her money back.
 
 
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Yeah, I was watching Letterman & noticed that.
 
These guys occasionally gloss over the details of these kinds of things just to have a joke.
 
It wouldn't have sounded quite as ridiculous if he'd mentioned that they wouldn't give her her money back.
 
Still, she should've called the police via their non-emergency 311 number instead of tying up the 911 emergency number.
 
She may have had to wait a while, but she wouldn't have gotten in trouble.
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

 
Still, she should've called the police via their non-emergency 311 number instead of tying up the 911 emergency number.
 
She may have had to wait a while, but she wouldn't have gotten in trouble.
 
 
Until closing time, when she's still waiting for the cops to show up, and refuses to leave, so McDonald's calls 911 on her.
 
 
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Maybe, the "filet O Fish" fish should start singing, "Give me my McNuggets boy, give me those "Nugs,"
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Maybe she was calling 911 so an ambulance and the police might show up in case she went ballistic... but probably not!LOLWacko
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"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
 
"No nuggets..."
 
"Excuse me Ma'am, I didn't get that - did you say NO NUGGETS?"
 
How the HELL do you justify calling 9-1-1??? She should be boiled in Sweet & Sour sauce.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
 
"No nuggets..."
 
"Excuse me Ma'am, I didn't get that - did you say NO NUGGETS?"
 
How the HELL do you justify calling 9-1-1??? She should be boiled in Sweet & Sour sauce.


No, Madawee. Don't waste perfectly good sweet and sour sauce on this dumbass.
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If she was boiled in Sweet N' Sour sauce, that might justify calling 911. But only to save the sauce! LOLEvil%20Smile
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I posted about it in the 'Very Stupid' thread the moment I head about it - with a link to the actual call - what's even more funny was the commentary from the newcasters on MSNBC, not to speak of McDonald's 'Apology' (also found below)...  
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

 
Still, she should've called the police via their non-emergency 311 number instead of tying up the 911 emergency number.
 
She may have had to wait a while, but she wouldn't have gotten in trouble.
 
 
Thank you. 
 
I've always wondered what the non-emrergency number was.  Like when a traffic light breaks or a car breaks down, you want to let the police know, but don't want to call  911.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by musicman musicman wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

 
Still, she should've called the police via their non-emergency 311 number instead of tying up the 911 emergency number.
 
She may have had to wait a while, but she wouldn't have gotten in trouble.
 
 
Thank you. 
 
I've always wondered what the non-emrergency number was.  Like when a traffic light breaks or a car breaks down, you want to let the police know, but don't want to call  911.
 
 
 
 
'311' isn't well-known because it is given out only on a 'need-to-know' basis; it's not an emergency, doncha know...Wink
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I guess someday, they're going to have to change the last two digits of all the other 'x11' non-emergency numbers...rather than, you know, just taking all the assholes who can't tell the difference between them and 911 and deep-frying them in batter.
That woman was from Flori-duh, BTW.
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Sounds like this woman is NUGGNUTS!!!
 
Let's see them make that a commercial!!
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'Bitch, whaddaya, NUGGnuts?'Tongue
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calling 911 because Mcnuggets?

*facepalm*

Imagine if someone was in a REAL emergency and they can't through because you're using the 911 line because you got bad service at Mcdonalds.

What I would've done was say "AHEM!!!! 'cuse me m'am but this line is for EMERGENCIES ONLY, and from what I have been hearing this isn't a REAL EMERGENCY. If you want to file a complaint with the police please call the regular police number which is 311. AGAIN this line is not for complaints this is for EMERGENCIES, thank you for your cooperation" and then hang up on her.

selfish brat calling 911 because of Mcnuggets unbelievable.Angry
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While I do agree that The McDonald's was in the wrong for not giving this woman a refund and only agreed to do so as a Public Relations kiss-ass move This woman is definately well into pantload territory.
 
Not getting money back is hardly a 911 situation. Even if you don't know your police department's non-emergency number you can still visit the staion and talk to the officer at the desk to find out what to do or at least call the better busines bureau.
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Or better yet, just get something else instead, eat it & STFU.
 
Then leave & never eat there again.
 
Maybe scream obscenities at the crew on your way out the door.
 
I mean, it was New York, afterall. 
 
They're probably used to that. 
 
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The follow-up to this story is:
 
She finally gets her McNuggets.
 
Three hours later she's calling 911. 
 
"I can't get off the toilet after eating my McNuggets!"
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"My fat fucking McAss is stuck in the fucking McToilet!!!!"
 
"Call my McLawyer!!!!" Unhappy
 
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I came in at the tailend of a disgruntled customer argument at our MickeyDs recently. From what I gathered, she had part or her order and was waiting for the rest.
She started hollering " I want a refund. My food is getting cold waiting for my......." whatever it was she was waiting on.
There was alot more, like. " I'm going to call the main office".  The manager quickly refunded her money and then threw her order in the trash.
 
Something to do about once a bag has been touched by a customer, they cannot reuse or give it to another customer.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Or better yet, just get something else instead, eat it & STFU.
 
Then leave & never eat there again.
 
Maybe scream obscenities at the crew on your way out the door.
 
I mean, it was New York, afterall. 
 
They're probably used to that. 
 
 
Sorry, Jimbo, it was actually your own state of Florida:
 
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
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Holy friggin' cow!!!
I said it once, I'll say it again - this was posted in the 'very stupid people' thread WITH the details.
 
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NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!
THIS *could* be #1
 
YOU MUST LISTEN/WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!

McDonald's statement:

"Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us.
Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused.
In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.
We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an Arch card for a complimentary meal on us.
We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer.
Customer satisfaction is our top priority."


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Or better yet, just get something else instead, eat it & STFU.
 
Then leave & never eat there again.
 
Maybe scream obscenities at the crew on your way out the door.
 
I mean, it was New York, afterall. 
 
They're probably used to that. 
 
 
Sorry, Jimbo, it was actually your own state of Florida:
 
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
 
I saw a report of the incident in TV & thought they said it was NYC.
 
Oh well, Florida is basically becoming "New York South" anyway.
 
 
 
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