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    Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 3:55pm
Pardon me for the delay (My Computer died, so it took me a while to get a replacement), but after looking at the past year here are my 2016

ANNUAL AWARDS
Best Movie: The Secret Life of Pets
Funniest Movie: The Secret Life of Pets
"Tail End" Movie: The Secret Life of Pets
Yup, this was the only movie I saw this year!

Buttheads of the year: Those who rioted after Trump was announced the winner (What a bunch of SORE LOSERS) Angry

F.U.B.A.R. of the Year and DOH! Awards: Flint Michigan, which decided to get its drinking water FROM A POLLUTED RIVER. Shocked

@SS-Kicker of the Year: The Secret Life of Pets: - for toppling Home Alone 2 taking the honor of all-time FUNNIEST movie.

Best Commercial: Toyota Prius "Get-Away" Car

Fireworks Awards

Gold Medal: Altamonte Springs, FL (July 3 "Red, Hot and BOOM!)

Silver Medal: Daytona Beach, FL (July 4)

Bronze Medal: Daytona International Speedway (Coke-Zero 400 Post-Race Display)

Holiday Parades

Gold Medal: Ormond Beach, FL

Silver Medal: Port Orange, FL

Bronze Medal: New Smyrna Beach, FL

Sammy's Little (Stinker) of the year: Donald Trump

And now, about the Avatar I've displayed here these last few months.

        AMENDMENT
Men's USA Little (Stinker) of the 20th Century
After going through their records the International Association of Little (Stinkers) discovered that a candidate for this award was OVERLOOKED. Shocked (Roger Woodward, who swam over Niagara Falls in 1960 got this award).I.A.L.S. will not take this award away (We are NOT "Indian Givers") but Roger will share this award. The person he will share this award with had an experience that is nothing but INCREDABLE. Over a four- month period which lasted from October, 1970 to January, 1971 This person became the first human being on the planet to have a bout with rabies Shocked AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT! Clap He had to repeat First Grade because of his absence from school. With that I.A.L.S. proudly gives the second award to:
StarMatt Winkler CLS-SLStar
Too bad I couldn't find a photo of him in class, I would have altered it to show his teacher giving a homework assignment to the class. While his classmates sigh and groan Matt would respond by growling and foaming at the mouth LOL

For the record he lives on the outskirts of Lima, Ohio One article says he's a farmer, another says he's a vet.

The Avatar of him will be displayed until January 27 (Matt's Birthday) after which it will be replaced by my "Poiuyt" Avatar. Smile




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