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Poll Question: Who should be the proud winner of the 2008 Dick-Punch Awards
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    Posted: 09 Dec 2008 at 3:44pm
I can't remember who did this last year (I think it was either Angry or Tiz) but I thought it was hilarious, so I thought we should do it again!

If there's anyone who isn't on the list who is particularly horrifying, go ahead and nominate them in a separate post. But please, no politicians/candidates - there is a 2008 Annual Political Dick-Punch Awards in the Hammer/Jungle Gym section.
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I voted for Dr. Phil.
 
Although, seeing as how he is a TOTAL 100% DICK thru & thru, I suppose you could punch him anywhere on his body & it would qualify as a "Dick punch".
 
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Well, Jimbo's already nominated my least-favorite biped, so I'll add O.J. Simpson to the (repeated) Dick-Punch Award with Slime-Leaf Clusters. 
 
Edit:  Did NOT see the poll above!  I'm going with the Jonas Brothers.  A good dick punch would give those three a REASON to sing in those high, whiny voices.LOL
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Originally posted by LOL1955 LOL1955 wrote:

Well, Jimbo's already nominated my least-favorite biped, so I'll add O.J. Simpson to the (repeated) Dick-Punch Award with Slime-Leaf Clusters. 
 
Edit:  Did NOT see the poll above!  I'm going with the Jonas Brothers.  A good dick punch would give those three a REASON to sing in those high, whiny voices.LOL


LOLLOL

Maybe then they'll be able carry a tune!
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DAMMIT!!! We need "all of the above"!!!
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The pregnant man.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The pregnant man.
 
 
 
You could do it, but it would then probably fall off.
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I thought he didn't quite have one yet; something to do with funding; although it's been a while since I've had the stomach to read anything about it.
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

I thought he didn't quite have one yet; something to do with funding; although it's been a while since I've had the stomach to read anything about it.
 
HollyRock, I read your post really fast and thought you said: something to do with f**king. LOL
 
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This is awesome!
I planned on putting this together after Christmas, but I am glad you took the initiative.
Mr. Opportunity deserves a double donkey dick punch.

I have a mental list of those who deserve them.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The pregnant man.
 
 
Lopping off your bosoms and taking hormones does NOT make you a woman!!!!!Dead That dude is a broad!
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Last year's was right around the Mike Vick dog-fight case and he got quite a few dick punches, if I remember correctly.LOL
 
I have a write-in for "Vince", the ShamWOW guy. "Punch me in my dick in the next 10 minutes, as you can't do that all day."Wink
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I'm writing in the SECOND vote for the Pregnant "Man".

You are not a f**king man if you still have a pu**y and female reproductive parts inside!!!

SEWING ON A DICK DOES NOT MAKE ONE A MAN!!!!!!!!AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

I also want to dick punch ANY TV news reporter that has ever called that freakish creature a "pregnant man".

And I want to cu*t punt Oprah for having that ass on her show.
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The character of Alan Harper on "Two and a Half Men".
 
GAWD, I hate that naive, gullible, panty-waisted little fruit.
 
Everytime I watch that show I just wish I could jump into the TV set & put my foot square into his ass!!!!
 
I realize that he's just a TV character created by writers & played by an actor, but they take the whole clean-cut momma's boy thing past the point of being funny to just plain excruciating.
 
And that porky little dipsh*t kid of his is another one I'd like to head slap a few times.
 
 
 
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C'mon, man!
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The pregnant man.
 
 
Lopping off your bosoms and taking hormones does NOT make you a woman!!!!!Dead That dude is a broad!
 
Never heard of "pregnant man", will this be him?Dead
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The pregnant man.
 
 
Lopping off your bosoms and taking hormones does NOT make you a woman!!!!!Dead That dude is a broad!
 
Never heard of "pregnant man", will this be him?Dead
 
When did Johnny and Edgar Winter grow boobies?
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DeadI just threw up a little in my mouth.Dead
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'Scuse me, gone to bleach my eyeballs, be right back!ShockedDead
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Originally posted by shadow shadow wrote:

DeadI just threw up a little in my mouth.Dead


I'd like to make that phrase above FAIL as the most irritating nails-on-chalkboard phrase of the year.

Anyways, I know most of you will find out who I voted for. For a hint, look below.
Closing logos! Now that's something I can watch on TV.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The pregnant man.
 
 
Lopping off your bosoms and taking hormones does NOT make you a woman!!!!!Dead That dude is a broad!
 
Never heard of "pregnant man", will this be him?Dead

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I'd like to manhood-mash the next person who quotes Tiz's post, and leaves in the picture of that big-boobed bunghole.Dead
FOR THE LOOOOOOOVE OOOOOF GAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDD, STOP!!!!Cry
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Originally posted by Irishman Irishman wrote:

I'd like to manhood-mash the next person who quotes Tiz's post, and leaves in the picture of that big-boobed bunghole.Dead
FOR THE LOOOOOOOVE OOOOOF GAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDD, STOP!!!!Cry


No need, I fixed mine!!
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