2008 Annual Dick-Punch Awards |
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Yutolia
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Posted: 09 Dec 2008 at 3:44pm |
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I can't remember who did this last year (I think it was either Angry or Tiz) but I thought it was hilarious, so I thought we should do it again!
If there's anyone who isn't on the list who is particularly horrifying, go ahead and nominate them in a separate post. But please, no politicians/candidates - there is a 2008 Annual Political Dick-Punch Awards in the Hammer/Jungle Gym section. |
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Jimbo
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I voted for Dr. Phil.
Although, seeing as how he is a TOTAL 100% DICK thru & thru, I suppose you could punch him anywhere on his body & it would qualify as a "Dick punch".
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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LOL1955
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Well, Jimbo's already nominated my least-favorite biped, so I'll add O.J. Simpson to the (repeated) Dick-Punch Award with Slime-Leaf Clusters.
Edit: Did NOT see the poll above! I'm going with the Jonas Brothers. A good dick punch would give those three a REASON to sing in those high, whiny voices.
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Love endures all.
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Yutolia
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Maybe then they'll be able carry a tune! |
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Big Momma
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DAMMIT!!! We need "all of the above"!!!
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Thor
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The pregnant man.
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LOL1955
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You could do it, but it would then probably fall off.
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Love endures all.
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HollyRock
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I thought he didn't quite have one yet; something to do with funding; although it's been a while since I've had the stomach to read anything about it.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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msmadz
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HollyRock, I read your post really fast and thought you said: something to do with f**king.
Yes, indeed! That would be a problem.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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shadow
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This is awesome!
I planned on putting this together after Christmas, but I am glad you took the initiative. Mr. Opportunity deserves a double donkey dick punch. I have a mental list of those who deserve them. |
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was feeling nostalgic
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Big Momma
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Lopping off your bosoms and taking hormones does NOT make you a woman!!!!! That dude is a broad!
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Tiz
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Last year's was right around the Mike Vick dog-fight case and he got quite a few dick punches, if I remember correctly.
I have a write-in for "Vince", the ShamWOW guy. "Punch me in my dick in the next 10 minutes, as you can't do that all day."
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N-Dizzle
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I'm writing in the SECOND vote for the Pregnant "Man".
You are not a f**king man if you still have a pu**y and female reproductive parts inside!!! SEWING ON A DICK DOES NOT MAKE ONE A MAN!!!!!!!! I also want to dick punch ANY TV news reporter that has ever called that freakish creature a "pregnant man". And I want to cu*t punt Oprah for having that ass on her show. |
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Jimbo
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The character of Alan Harper on "Two and a Half Men".
GAWD, I hate that naive, gullible, panty-waisted little fruit.
Everytime I watch that show I just wish I could jump into the TV set & put my foot square into his ass!!!!
I realize that he's just a TV character created by writers & played by an actor, but they take the whole clean-cut momma's boy thing past the point of being funny to just plain excruciating.
And that porky little dipsh*t kid of his is another one I'd like to head slap a few times.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Tiz
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Never heard of "pregnant man", will this be him?
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msmadz
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When did Johnny and Edgar Winter grow boobies?
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shadow
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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was feeling nostalgic
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Big Momma
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'Scuse me, gone to bleach my eyeballs, be right back!
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TWCFan
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I'd like to make that phrase above FAIL as the most irritating nails-on-chalkboard phrase of the year. Anyways, I know most of you will find out who I voted for. For a hint, look below. |
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Closing logos! Now that's something I can watch on TV.
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N-Dizzle
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Irishman
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I'd like to manhood-mash the next person who quotes Tiz's post, and leaves in the picture of that big-boobed bunghole.
FOR THE LOOOOOOOVE OOOOOF GAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDD, STOP!!!!
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N-Dizzle
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No need, I fixed mine!! |
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Irishman
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Bless you!
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